You've Been Fired!

Things that went wrong probably all happened together. Bai Duanduan returned home, prepared cat food, and shouted "Mimi" a few times, but the cat did not come out. She went around the house and found no cat, but I found a window in the bathroom that I forgot to close.

"It looks like they ran out again."

Bai Duanduan is a little bit big, orange kitty can be said to be a very sweet cat, obedient and docile, loves to act like a baby, the only drawback is that she is a stray cat after all, and has lived in the wild for a while, causing her to feel a little bit deep in her heart. The wild nature is difficult to tame. As long as the family has any opportunity to take advantage of, it will run out for a while, and then come back in a few days.

Bai Duanduan went out in a hurry in the morning, so he forgot such a small window, and the cat ran away again.

When he slipped away for the first time, Bai Duanduan had no thoughts for a while, and he went to the whole community to find it, but unfortunately it was unsuccessful. However, after working a few days later, the orange cat squatted at the door of her room again, meowing. Just waiting for myself.

After that, Bai Duanduan gradually got used to the orange cat’s habit of going out regularly. Anyway, he would come back every time, and it’s very magical. The orange cat stayed out no matter how long, it turned out to be the same color when he came back. She is smooth, full of vigor, and is generally fatter, which shows that her ability to survive in the wild is very strong.

It's just that once you raise a cat and become a shit shovel officer, this mentality is prone to gains and losses. Even though orange cats have returned safely in the past, Bai Duanduan is always anxious like an old mother whose son is traveling abroad and can't help but worry.

She was mumbling about when Mimi would be back this time, while going downstairs to pick up the courier, but when she just thought about the cat, a familiar figure appeared in the greenery near the Fengchao cabinet in the community.

Isn't that chubby group the orange kitty who escaped by herself?

It was really nowhere to find a place to break through the iron shoes. It took no effort to get it. Bai Duanduan almost couldn't wait to ran over and picked up the cat in one hand, filled with the joy of being lost again.

"Add you a can tonight!"

It's just that she was about to walk away with the cat, but one corner of her dress was caught.

Bai Duanduan turned her head and saw Ji Lin standing behind her face and ugly. Seeing her looking back, he withdrew his hand in disgust, as if he had something to do with Bai Duanduan and pulled the corner of her clothes. Condescending to the limit.

Bai Duanduan frowned: "What's the matter with you?"

Ji Lin pursed his lips. He glanced at the cat in her arms, and then looked at her: "I should ask you this. What's the matter with you? If the case won't win me, come and steal my cat for revenge? In broad daylight Just take possession of other people’s property like this?"

???

"What is your cat?" Bai Duan dumbfounded, "This cat is obviously mine, Ji Lin, you are dim-eyed and admit it wrong? Although many orange cats look the same, you really should check it out. Ophthalmology. You are too insincere to touch porcelain."

However, Ji Lin showed no signs of retreating: "This is my cat."

Bai Duanduan was also annoyed: "This is my cat, it's a male cat, it's still young, and there is a small yellow spot on his belly like a heart." Bai Duanduan said as he stretched out his hand and rubbed the cat's ears. "It turned out to be a stray cat in the community, but it is the only one who is close to me, is very alert to other strangers, and will not let others touch it. Every time I rub it like this, it enjoys it..."

Ji Lin sneered: "It's a coincidence that my cat is also a male cat, still small, with a small yellow spot on his belly like a heart."

Bai Duanduan sneered: "You repeat the characteristics I just mentioned, this cat will become yours? Ji Lin, you are so capable, why don't you rob the bank! The renminbi all look the same. Isn't it all yours?"

Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan coldly: "As long as you look at the features you mentioned, you can observe them, but apart from these obvious features, there is one on the left ear of my cat that is hard to find. There are 12 moles on the left and 14 on the right. The paws just stepped on a box of my paint and ran out of the house today. There was still a little blue on the back feet that were not cleaned."

He was really serious about it. It was really serious when he touched the porcelain. While muttering in his heart, Bai Duanduan glanced at Mimi's left ear subconsciously. What about a mole?How could it be... how many beards on one side?Even more nonsense, who would be so boring to count cat's whiskers!Enough support!Ji Lin's lie is too low!

just……

and many more……

Bai Duanduan flipped through the orange cat's left ear, a little uneasy. There was a mole on the tip of the ear, which was very hidden, but it did.

She had a bad feeling in her heart. Counting the beards on the left, it was really 12; and then counting the beards on the right, it was 14...

This guy Ji Lin actually counts cats' whiskers!What kind of mental illness is this!

Bai Duanduan pretended to be calm, and opened the orange cat's right hind foot again...

There is really a small piece of blue paint...

Ji Lin sneered. He stretched out his hand and touched the orange cat like Bai Duanduan did just now, and rubbed its ears. Although Ji Lin's expression was cold, he rubbed the cat carefully and gently. This orange cat In an instant betrayal, he jumped from Bai Duanduan's arms into Ji Lin's arms, and then he nestled on Ji Lin without discipline and ambition, comfortably narrowing his eyes...

Ji Lin raised his eyelids slightly, and said sarcastically: "Only you are close?"

"..."

Bai Duanduan's face was a little stretched, she looked at the orange cat: "Mimi, come back quickly, go home and give you canned food!"

It's a pity that this orange cat has made up his mind to recognize the thief as his father, and turned a deaf ear to Bai Duanduan's canned temptation, so he nestled in Ji Lin's arms with peace of mind...

Ji Lin sneered: "This is clearly the stray cat I adopted in the community. It became yours if you don't know how, Bai Duanduan, do you know what your own behavior looks like now? It's like trying to use food to lure and traffic children. Trafficker, I want to abduct my son."

???

Bai Duan was anxious: "Your son? This is clearly my son! He usually lives with me, and the house has its cat litter, cat climbing frame toys and imported cat food. How did he become your son?"

"Then you are going to my house to confirm its cat villa, cat food bowl, and cat drinking fountain?" Ji Lin pursed his lips. "It obviously lives with me every week, although he usually has a wild temper. I always like to go out for two days and go home..."

"Don't be nonsense! It usually lives in my house very well, except for the occasional rebellion and likes to run away from home for two or three days..."

and many more!Run away from home for two or three days?Always like to go out for two days in a week and then go home?

Bai Duanduan suddenly had a bold conjecture...

She looked at the orange cat with a calm face resting on Ji Lin, and only one sentence flashed in her heart——

"Love is a light, so green that you panic."

Bai Duanduan said with grief: "I can't think of you as a scumbag who eats everything from home to the rest of the world!"

I had always been curious about how the orange cat went out to "stray" every week, but every time he came back, he looked better and heavier, but now he finally solved the case.

Dare to love someone's home is not a stray, they are going to someone else's home to be a son!

Every time I waited anxiously at home, for fear that the cat would not be able to eat enough to wear warm outside and be bullied. I didn’t expect that it would eat spicy food in other people’s houses. It’s scumbag alone. The Yigao people were bold, not only the scum, but also the scum on himself and Ji Lin, and the two were facing the door. The cat unexpectedly managed to get the two shit shoveling officers in front of the horse.

What is talent?This is called talent!

By now, Ji Lin had obviously figured out the operation of the cat. He frowned and looked at the cat in his arms in disbelief. Obviously he did not expect that he was smashing the legal world, and no one could do it in his own hands. Taking advantage of the above, it turned out to be deceived and cheated by a cat...

Bai Duanduan only feels like a bun who has been deceived by a scumbag, but still loves the other person and let the other person ask and ask. She is so irritable, and now she can only woo humblely. She stretched out her hand to the orange cat and even coaxed. "Mimi, I forgive you for the matter this time, but you must go home with me, and you and Jilin will have a clean break. We will turn over. The past is forgotten, and we look to the future. I'll add canned food once a week."

"But you can't come back anymore, don't think about having anything when you go back."

The orange cat probably finally realized that there was something wrong with the atmosphere. It jumped off Ji Lin, and quickly walked to Bai Duanduan's feet, meowed a little coquettishly, and then started rubbing against Bai Duanduan's legs with the utmost flattery.

As a result, the relationship between Orange Cat and Bai Duanduan had just gradually recovered, and Ji Lin's ruthless voice rang: "Chestnut, you'd better come back right away, otherwise your dried fish will be gone."

"..."

The orange cat on the two boats obviously has no discipline, as if he could understand people's words. When Ji Lin mentioned the dried fish, it immediately abandoned Bai Duanduan and began to meow and rub up Ji Lin’s suit. Pants up.

Ji Lin smiled, looking quite like a successful junior: "The cat is the smartest, and it knows whom to go with in the end. What's more,'Mimi'? Who still has such an unrecognizable name now? earth."

Bai Duanduan glared at Ji Lin with gritted teeth.

I hate it, but the problem has to be solved.

This is not a way to continue. Obviously this cat is not willing to give up, and he rubs this one for a while, and rubs the other one for a while, and his eyes are full of "I love both of them", even if he is caught on the spot and has all the evidence. It simply went out and put on the look of "I am such a man, you must get along well and be a good sister who is the king's favor at the same time"...shamelessly so open...

"Since this happens, we all have the right to claim custody of this cat..."

"En." Ji Lin nodded and agreed, "The custody right belongs to me. You have the right to visit once a week, plus the obligation to pay support."

???

"It’s yours? Don’t dream about Ji Lin. Have you ever seen a divorce case where the woman was not at fault, and she had the right to work, and the child was sentenced to the man? Especially the cat is young, and you are more busy at work than me. The right belongs to you. It is not conducive to the healthy growth of the cat. You have no time to spend time with it. It is a clingy, high-demand baby. With you, it will be autistic. What's more, the child is so small and needs maternal love!"

"Autistic? This cat will gain a lot of weight every time I live in my house, which means that he is happy and fat. You still boast of maternal love? You don't know how many beards it has?"

Which normal person would count his beards, Ji Lin!

Bai Duanduan is not to be outdone: "A cat that is too fat is actually not healthy at all and will die early! It will also suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease like obese people. Orange cats are easy to get fat. Every time I go to you, I get fat back. Still want to settle the account with you? Do you think it wants to eat it, give it to it, this is love? Now the most fearful thing about raising children is you who do not understand scientific education and nurture concepts but are so complacent."

Bai Duan pointed at the cat righteously, and said in a faint voice: "You are indulging in it. It is not an excellent education and raising philosophy at all. If you want to raise it to you, the end result is not that I am a white-haired person sending a black-haired person. Is it? Mimi may have died of high blood pressure and blood lipids at a young age, leaving only my old mother to live a long life!"

"..."

Ji Lin frowned: "I know, I will give it a control diet."

"That's not okay. I reasonably suspect that what you usually eat is junk food, so you will get such a blessing." Bai Duanduan glanced at Ji Lin, "You see that your usual charges are accurate to the second, and you want to spend you It’s very difficult, you won’t buy imported cat food like I did!”

"No matter how bitter you are, you can’t bitter your child." Ji Lin pursed his lips. "I buy all imported cat food. Even the cat climbing frame and the cat villa are made of solid wood with environmentally friendly paint. Usually, I will make cat meal by myself once a week. It, on the contrary, you. Can you cook cat food for it yourself? Can’t all be replaced with canned food and cat food? There is no fresh cat meal? This is not the case with some irresponsible parents who can’t cook it all day long. What's the difference between letting children eat takeaway cooking oil?"

"I can learn too! Isn't it just cooking cat rice?!"

Ji Lin sneered: "When you enter the kitchen, it is not cooking, it is poisoning, following me, at most obesity, following you is death."

"..."

"Anyway, I want the cat to belong to you, dream."

...

Two people just like this, you say nothing to each other and fight for cats. They are full of mouths about custody rights, future happiness, educational ideas, but lifestyle habits and healthy work and rest. Passers-by who don’t understand think it is. A bunch of divorced couples are fighting for the custody of their children...

The two kept fighting each other for a long time, and Bai Duanduan finally got tired and tired: "Well, let's all retreat together and raise them together. I will be me for one hundred and thirty-five, and you will be yours for twenty-four and six. Cat, it wants to go wherever it wants to go, anyway, our two families will face each other, and you can’t do it on Sunday, half a day and half a day. If you have money, you will bear the burden separately. If you have any common expenses, AA..."

Although Ji Lin was full of reluctance, he finally agreed to Bai Duanduan's proposal, but this guy did not forget to add a sentence in the end.

"I look at it for the cat's sake. I can't bear to see it as hard to make a decision. I don't give in."

"You do it for the sake of the child. I can't bear to force it to choose whom to follow. I understand, but today is Wednesday. I'm sorry, the cat belongs to me." Bai Duanduan was afraid that Ji Lin would regret it and hugged him quickly. When the cat got up, he walked towards the elevator in the building.

Ji Lin followed closely, and it didn't take long before he got in too.

The two of them were like a plastic couple who looked good at each other but still barely respected each other for the sake of their children, and silently watched the elevator go up to the floor.

Bai Duanduan thought it was finally over, but before entering the house—

"Bai Duan Duan."

Bai Duanduan turned around, hugged the cat tightly, and waited in a serious battle: "What? You didn't want to break the contract? We have reached an agreement. Don't go back!"

"No, I think there is one more thing, we have to make it clear."

"what?"

Ji Lin looked at Bai Duanduan and the cat in her arms: "Its name."

"When it's mine, I call it Mimi, when it's yours, I don't care whether you like it to be chestnut or nut."

"No." Ji Lin insisted, "This is bad for the cat's mental health, and it is easy to make it at a loss and split. Mimi is too popular. Nine out of ten cats are called Mimi. I don't allow my cat to call. This kind of bad street name."

???

Bai Duanduan thought to himself, as long as my eyes roll fast enough, Ji Lin will not be angry with me.

Bai Duanduan, calm!Keep calm!Conserve!Keep it up!

"What's wrong with Mimi? The cat should have its name, so it's called Bai Mimi!"

"It's called Ji Chestnut."

"Bai Mimi!"

"Ji Chestnut." Ji Lin did not back down, "What's more, it is an orange cat. Bai Mimi is easy to make it self-doubt about its own identity and positioning, and think that he is a white cat."

...

"Ji Lin, has anyone told you that you are really good at it?"

"Yes, they all cried afterwards." Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, "Fighting with me, we all lost." He thought for a while and added, "It's miserable, like you did last time."

"..."

Ji Lin, if you can't use your mouth, you can really donate it to people in need.

Bai Duanduan couldn't bear it: "Okay, it's okay if you don't have the surname Bai. Let's go with your surname! But the name remains the same. From now on it will be called Ji Mimi!"

After she finished speaking, without waiting for Ji Lin's reaction, she hugged the cat and entered the house.

Ji Lin, this man is really a wife and troublesome!This time it was just a fight for the custody of a cat. I couldn't imagine how blindly and divorced Ji Lin after marrying, what would be the custody of the child.

Really scary.

The author has something to say: Any message with more than 15 words in this chapter will send a red envelope~ (as of 8 o'clock tomorrow morning)

Lin Hui and Du Xinyi will be slapped hard, don’t worry~

The plot of the cat was inspired by seeing the British newspaper sister or a real thing about which Weibo account in Europe and America hahahahaha

Readers love cookies [Small Theater]

After a long time, someone in Ji chased the goddess ing

Ji: You want to go shopping, right?Swipe my card, I have a lot of cards!Feel free to brush!

Bai Duanduan: I have money!No need!

...

Ji: Are you going to move out?Where to move?I'll buy another set next to you!Where do you move, where will I chase!

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Ji: Honey, do you want to open a law firm by yourself?Can I join in by post?I don't need money!Case source for you!The income is for you!I'll give you everything!

Bai Duanduan: …my self-reliance does not look down on you at all!

Readers love fried rice [small theater]

after:

Ji Par: I am worth all of my worth, including me, please say something to me!!Even one word is fine!!

End point: (Tsundere face + ignore...)