You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 15 – Guess Where This Jade Rod is Going? (NSFW)

(Warning: Contains descriptions of sounding (urethra play) – warning will be shown in the chapter, please avoid if you cannot.)

Edited by: DancingDolphinsYo

Just a few days ago, that thin and slender pink body part had become swollen after playing with it. Now, under Wu Xingzi’s own hands, it was stroked and caressed until it shivered, tingling to the point where his eyes were clouded. Yet, he could not stop.

In his hole, the Mr D in Guan Shanjin’s hand was manipulated so deftly that it could make people hate it. Every time it entered, it would brush past his sensitive spot right into his core, and finally, it would grind itself there.

“Don’t… It’s, it’s too much…” Wu Xingzi moaned softly. He tried to struggle, but had no strength to do so. He was even unable to put his legs together.

Guan Shanjin was too strong, and he had complete mastery over his body, knowing which exact spots made him weak. Wu Xingzi’s brain had melted thoroughly, other than pleasure, he registered nothing.

Wu Xingzi’s pleas were ignored, and instead, Guan Shanjin increased the speed of his hand. Mr D felt like a living thing, warm and weighty. It spread apart his tight hole, then savagely pulled away, and again impaled itself deeply into his emptiness, causing Wu Xingzi to cry out.

He felt that he was about to die, burning to death from the heat welling up in his body.

“Ge-general Guan… General… It’s burning me up…” When Mr D once again was thrust right into his sensitive spot and ground there, Wu Xingzi could only plead as he cried. Thick white fluids spurted from his cock, and landed on his own belly, a few drops even reaching his face.

Out of strength, he lay feebly in Guan Shanjin’s arms. His hand that was playing with his nipples was trembling so much that he could not grip anything with it, and sagged by his side. His hips twitched, his buttocks spasmed, tightening around Mr D so much that it could barely be moved. Guan Shanjin decided to leave that toy in him to let him clench around it himself, while his slender fingers moved to the front and started playing with the already softened pink cock.

“This little thing of yours is quite interesting.” He placed a gentle kiss on Wu Xingzi’s cheek. His kiss was soft like a lover’s caress, while the actions of his hand made Adviser Wu whimper weakly.

Adviser Wu seriously believed that this time, he was doomed, unable to escape. He opened his mouth, trying to make overtures to Guan Shanjin in his brief moments of lucidity, but Guan Shanjin completely did not plan on giving him a chance to even catch his breath. His fingers, warm yet torturous, seized his tender cock with much strength, pinching at his slit that had yet to recover from his recent orgasm. It was even more agonising than a few days ago when Guan Shanjin used his tongue to play with the slit. His hard fingernail pressed forcefully into the tender tip, and made Wu Xingzi yell, tremors in his voice. Guan Shanjin lifted Wu Xingzi’s chin in consolation, kissing him on the lips. “Here, take a look at this.”

“What’s that?” Wu Xingzi’s eyes were blurred with tears, almost unable to distinguish what was in front of him. Through hazy eyes, he managed to see that between Guan Shanjin’s fingers was a long, thin rod.

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Blinking his eyes and looking at it again, he finally saw that it was a rod made of jade, about three to four inches long. One end of it was curved into a hook, and the rod was very thin, less than half an inch in diameter. The colour of the jade was the pale green colour of a lake, similar to clear spring. When in Guan Shanjin’s hand, it appeared so gorgeous that one’s heart was chilled just by looking at it.

Wu Xingzi had a feeling that he had seen such an object before in some erotic drawings, but by this point, he could no longer recall anything. Unconsciously, he hunched his shoulders, wanting to avoid it, but his waist was so tightly caught that marks were left on his skin.

“Do you know what’s this for?” Guan Shanjin smiled.

“Uhh…” With a dry mouth, Wu Xingzi swallowed. He had yet to fall from the peak of pleasure, and he blinked pitifully as he shook his head.

“In a while, this will be inserted into your urethra.” Guan Shanjin tenderly caressed his hips and buttocks, dragging the jade rod along the tip of his cock that had turned red due to the pinching. “Relax, I’ve already applied some grease on it and will do it gently. Don’t be scared, ok?”

“Alright…” Wu Xingzi nodded obediently.

“Good boy.” Guan Shanjin fondled Wu Xingzi’s fatigued cock in satisfaction, his fingers pinching the tip and further exposing the slit, then slid that jade rod into the tiny hole.

“Ohh…” Wu Xingzi’s body convulsed, only to be held more securely. The jade rod was cool and slippery to touch; although it did not look thick, his urethra was tight around it. The edge, that was on the end of the rod, scratched lightly past the tender insides, and the prickling sensation was like thousands of bugs nibbling at him.

Wu Xingzi wailed out loud, his two legs kicking out a couple of times before being caught by Guan Shanjin. “Don’t move about like this, you don’t want to start bleeding, do you?”

Bleeding? Hearing that, Adviser Wu was nearly frightened to death. Even though it itched so much that he really wanted to scratch at it, he did not dare to make any sudden movements. Gritting his teeth, he muffled his moans and experienced the incomparable tingling sensation of having the jade rod scraping lightly in his urethra.

He could not describe how he felt. He could only feel that his body was about to melt, a completely different pleasure from having his cock sucked on or his body being entered. However, it really brought him to a high that blanked his mind out.

“Ge-general Guan… Ge-…”

“Haiwang.” Guan Shanjin sucked on his earlobe.

“Hai, Haiwang…” Wu Xingzi shuddered. He could feel that the jade rod had already reached a place that caused his scalp to prickle, but Guan Shanjin did not stop, and planned to continue letting it go deeper.

“Stop… Don’t… It’s too much…” He reached out to push him away, but how could his strength compare to Guan Shanjin? Instead, he accidentally bumped into the part of the jade rod that was protruding from his cock. Even the part that was buried within his cock jolted, and that bone-jarring tingle and pleasure, laced with a little pain, made Wu Xingzi crazed with cries.

“Hungry fellow.” Guan Shanjin chuckled. He tugged the jade rod out a little, then pushed it back inside. After repeating a few times, Wu Xingzi lay as though he was dead, tears and drool staining his face. His mouth was wide open, but unable to make a sound, and the muscles of his inner thighs twitched violently. Finally, he let out a loud cry as he broke down.

“No more… I can’t…”

“Why can’t you?” Guan Shanjin again pulled the jade rod out before inserting it back in, and this time, he pushed it in deeper than before, leaving only the curved part outside.

The pink cock had been teased so much that it had now turned a deep dark red. Half-erected, it trembled.

Wu Xingzi really did not know what he could do. He wanted to come, as well as to piss, yet he could do neither. His urges had all been firmly obstructed by that jade rod.

Having both his holes teased and played with thoroughly by Guan Shanjin, they were both swollen to the point where Wu Xingzi could not bear with it.

He convulsed a few times, but Mr D and the jade rod had him trapped on the edge of orgasm, always just missing that one step to bliss. He could not touch himself anywhere, as one touch would cause him to spasm. Other than crying and pleading for the man behind him to show him mercy, there was really nothing he could do.

Instead, Guan Shanjin only kissed his eyes and brows, consoling him superficially with some alluring and bewitching phrases, making Wu Xingzi even more agitated.

“Please… Please let me come? Please?” A face full of tears, Wu Xingzi was completely frightened of being trapped at this pleasure point. He could not stop begging, to the point where he was no longer conscious of what he was saying.

“You don’t like it?” Guan Shanjin held Wu Xingzi’s half hard cock, twisting the jade rod that was in it. He immediately heard a cry.

“Don’t… Stop, don’t…” The muscles of Wu Xingzi’s inner thighs were contracting like mad. He reached out to push him away, but was once again blocked from doing so.

“Will you still run away again?” Guan Shanjin pulled half the rod out, listening to the sobs and wheezes next to his ear. The thin body in his arms jolted violently, and finally shrank, shivering in his embrace. He was satisfied with this reaction.

He was used to being high and mighty, and he did not even care for that man sitting on the dragon throne. No one would dare to refrain from giving face to him, and yet the little adviser of this impoverished place had the guts to actually do so, how would he be able to accept that? He should have come here even earlier, but Rancui had the nerve to arrange for people to obstruct his way. It resulted in him having to return to Bastion City to settle a problem with the southern barbarians, and hence he was late in coming to Qingcheng County.

On his journey, he had ridden four good horses to death. This debt, he would definitely settle it with Rancui, and the ultimate cause of this debt was this old fellow.

“No, no… I won’t run away again…” Wu Xingzi had no idea what Guan Shanjin was talking about. He shook his head, sniffling, and begged weakly, “Can you please let me come? It hurts…”

“It only hurts?” Guan Shanjin naturally did not believe it. Wu Xingzi’s body seemed to be born for such sex matters and would not suffer from any injury no matter how he played with it. His recovery was also astounding, not to mention his cooperation towards any sex play.

“It itches…” Wu Xingzi wailed, being as honest as usual. “Touch me, quick, touch me… Please…”

As expected, Wu Xingzi was craving for it.

Guan Shanjin’s lips curled up coldly. He quickly removed the jade rod from his urethra. Then, gripping Mr D, he pumped it fully in and out of that twitching, loosened hole. Every thrust would brush against his sensitive spot within and press directly into his core, grinding against it. Guan Shanjin’s other hand wickedly fondled Wu Xingzi’s two tight balls, and in a few strokes, Wu Xingzi came, fluids dripping from both his cock and hole. His mouth opened wide, his eyes rolling to the back of his head, as saliva drooled from the corner of his mouth.

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“You lewd darling, you can actually leak from your little mouth here.” Clicking his tongue in amazement, Guan Shanjin pulled Mr D out. However, he had not expected that due to his orgasm, the spasming hole would clench down on Mr D which was almost fully out, and suck it all the way back in. Mr D again brushed against the swollen sensitive spot, and the hole almost swallowed the whole thing in.

This bit made Wu Xingzi scream in crisis, and he blacked out.

How slutty.

Guan Shanjin had to use some force before he could retrieve Mr D out from Wu Xingzi’s body, and he carelessly tossed it aside.

Although Adviser Wu’s looks were ordinary, the charming ability to lose himself in such passions could really tug at one’s heartstrings.

“Mr Lu…” Despite there not being a single similarity between the two of them, Guan Shanjin could somehow still see the person he was thinking of from this face that was red from crying. “Mr Lu…” Guan Shanjin hugged this person tightly, and lowering his head, he laid a gentle kiss on those plump and soft lips. His tongue brushed past the neat rows of teeth, teasing that familiar, soft tongue, and he entwined himself with it as he sucked upon it.

The slightly cautious kiss gradually turned passionate, and wet sucking sounds could be heard.

“Uh, oh…” Kissed to the point where he could barely breathe, Wu Xingzi regained his consciousness. Confused, he did not understand what had happened, only feeling a pain in his tongue, his breathing haphazard. An intoxicating sandalwood fragrance mingled with the scent of orange blossom, as well as a vague trace of blood filled his nose, all the way into his chest.

“You’re awake?” Guan Shanjin reluctantly ended the kiss and pecked the tip of his nose with a slight smile.

“Huh? Uhh… Mn…” Wu Xingzi’s memories slowly settled. He remembered how he had fainted, and his body was still aching at the moment. It was really too embarrassing.

“It’s good that you’re awake.” Guan Shanjin carried Wu Xingzi up in his arms, giving a smile like spring. “Now it’s time for you to play with me.”

Wu Xingzi put his arms around Guan Shanjin’s neck to steady himself. His face reddened, but that did not affect any bashfulness, and he even asked ingratiatingly, “Can we not use Mr D and that jade rod again?”

Although he did get a lot of enjoyment from these toys, for now, his old body would not be able to withstand the torture from these two objects again.

Glancing at him, Guan Shanjin only smiled. Falling into bed together, he reached out and released the bed curtains.

Not long after, coquettish whimpers and moans drifted from the bed, interspersed with the loud smacking sounds of flesh coming together. Together with wet, squelching sounds, it was a beautiful night…

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As the vice general of the South Garrison General, when Guan Shanjin wilfully dropped everything and ran off to Goose City to rob male civilians, Man Yue was extremely busy. He accidentally put on a few more kilos of weight and gained even more resemblance to a full moon1.

A few days ago, the southern barbarians had created chaos at the borders, out of the blue. It just happened that he was unable to contend with them, and he had no choice but to hurriedly call the general back from miles away to settle this matter. When the general rushed back, Man Yue knew he was in trouble.

Who was so unafraid of death, that they even dared to anger the South Garrison General?

Man Yue could not deny his curiosity, especially after hearing from his associates that the general was the one who suffered a loss this time. He really admired this person that he had never met before! He had only seen Guan Shanjin, in his lifetime, causing others to suffer a loss, and there had never been anyone who could make him suffer a loss before.

Of course, as Guan Shanjin’s personal guards, the mouths of these men were sealed tightly, and Man Yue was unable to get anything more out from there. However, his heart itched to know and wanted to ask the general himself, after he had vented his anger on the southern barbarians and calmed down. It was only that, in the blink of an eye, the general had again left with his personal guards.

Is he going to catch that person, or vent his anger? Or catch that person to vent his anger?

Despite his curiosity, Man Yue had no choice but to bitterly clean up after the general. His desire to see exactly how impressive that male civilian was, grew day by day. After all, ever since Mr Lu appeared, Guan Shanjin had never been interested in anyone else.

Over the past years, Guan Shanjin had played with so many men who had a hint of Mr Lu’s resemblance. After they became infatuated with him, he would heartlessly reject any relationship between them, maintaining a revolving door where substitutes came and left. When Man Yue watched Guan Shanjin go through these men at will, leaving a trail of disaster behind him, he had tried many times to advise him as he no longer could bear to watch anymore.

Still, Guan Shanjin did not take his words into consideration. Man Yue… also could do nothing about it. How sharp that Chenyuan Sword was, Man Yue really did not want to test it with his own neck.

This was the first time that there was someone who could make Guan Shanjin ignore Mr Lu, even if it was to settle the debts between them.

For Man Yue, this matter seemed quite optimistic. It was for the best if this male civilian could gain a complete hold over Guan Shanjin’s heart and make him stop grasping onto Mr Lu.

“Vice General Man.” A clear voice that could refresh a person’s senses sounded. However, Man Yue was not one of those people whose senses could be refreshed so easily. He looked up from his paperwork and gave a good-natured smile to the person standing by the door.

“Master Hua, is there a reason you’re looking for me?” Outside the room was a young man dressed in blue. He most likely had just come of age and looked very gentle and attractive. He stood tall and straight, his appearance excellent, with a scholarly air to him. His smile was restrained but not distant, perfectly displaying his beauty and loneliness.

“I heard that the general had returned from Goose City a few days ago?”

“He has went back to Goose City again.” Man Yue laughed as he looked at him.

“Oh…” Master Hua bit his lip.

“Is there anything else, Master Hua?” Man Yue glanced at the paperwork on his desk, hinting that he had no time to beat around the bush with him.

Master Hua was an intelligent man, he naturally understood what Man Yue meant. He revealed a wry smile, “I’m afraid I’ve disturbed Vice General Man. However… Vice General Man also knows that I’ve been accompanying Mr Lu for so long, knowing that Mr Lu misses the general, I cannot help but look out for my master.”

“Mr Lu misses the general?” Man Yue had a surprised look on his face, and his reply seemed to be given carelessly. “I had thought Mr Lu was coming along very nicely with the third miss from the Yue family. Didn’t he just return from Fragrance City? So it turns out he still thinks about the general.”

“Uhh…” A trace of embarrassment could be seen on Hua Shu’s face, but he quickly recovered his calm and returned to that reserved and mild look of his. “Mr Lu always feels differently towards the general.”

“This, I believe.” Man Yue nodded and asked with a grin, “Master Hua, is there anything more you’d like to discuss?” This was explicitly chasing him away.

“I’ve been rude. Vice General Man, please forgive me.” Master Hua cupped his hands, his brows slightly creased, and he hesitated for a moment before he left.

When he confirmed that the person was far away, Man Yue sighed deeply.

A female beauty was nothing, it was the male beauties that really made one tired!