You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 28 — Adviser Wu Rides a Horse (NSFW)

Without saying a word, Guan Shanjin walked ahead. Wu Xingzi was worried, but he did not dare to speak. He kept sneaking peeks at the back that was so straight that it looked very stiff, still thinking about the trace of red at the corner of the man’s lips just now.

How did he end up vomiting blood? Was his body feeling weak? Or was there too much heat raging in his body? Or had he been too tired recently? Could it be a relapse of an old injury?

As he kept coming up with all sorts of scenarios, Wu Xingzi’s footsteps slowed down. Despite how furious Guan Shanjin was, he could not help but pay attention to the old man behind him. Hearing his shaky footsteps drifting further and further away, Guan Shanjin suppressed the conflict within him, stopping and turning to glare at Wu Xingzi.

“You don’t even know how to walk?”

“Uhh…” Wu Xingzi hurried over, smiling placatingly. “I was distracted momentarily, sorry about that.”

This seemed to be the first time that this pair of placid and clear eyes had reflected Guan Shanjin within them. Inexplicably, Guan Shanjin’s gloom dissipated by quite a bit, and the corners of his lips curved up indistinctly.

“You don’t like Bastion City?” Now that his mood had somewhat calmed down, Guan Shanjin no longer glumly walked ahead by himself. Holding onto Wu Xingzi’s hand, he casually sat down on a bench, tilting his head and looking at him.

“I can’t say if I like it or not…” Wu Xingzi scratched his cheek, carefully glancing at Guan Shanjin’s aloof expression. He could not help but feel a little helpless. “Ah, didn’t we say that it’s also good to just remain in contact by exchanging letters through the pigeon express? The pigeons in the magistrate’s office are all personally trained by me. They’re obedient and smart, they won’t lose any letters.”

“Why are you always thinking about leaving me?” Guan Shanjin was very bitter. He really did not understand why. Although in his heart, Wu Xingzi was still only a shadow of Mr. Lu. Especially so with the way he was dressed today, that scholarly, elegant disposition was just as if he was an immortal, and he was so extremely similar to Mr. Lu. When he saw him for the first time today, his palms became sweaty, and he felt a joy as though he finally had Mr. Lu in his arms.

Even so, he admitted to himself that he had been more conscientious towards Wu Xingzi than any of his previous lovers. During that month in Qingcheng County, there had been almost no limits to his pampering of this old fellow. Even Mr. Lu had not been able to make him take care of him so considerately. Even after this, Wu Xingzi still behaved as though he was an outsider, and his heart had never been moved… Could it be due to his past with Yan Wenxin?

Thinking about Yan Wenxin, his mood that had finally improved darkened again, and his expression turned ugly.

“What’s wrong? Your chest hurts again?” Wu Xingzi expressed his worry, asking hesitatingly, “Shall I rub your chest for you?”

“Why must you rub it for me? Wu Xingzi, exactly what position do I hold in your heart?” Rather than being a question, it was more like a troubled plea. In his life, Guan Shanjin had never been so lost and bewildered. This person in front of him made him feel as though he was only punching at cotton, as though all his actions were like pebbles thrown into a lake. It seemed as though there was a reaction on the surface, but in the blink of an eye, the ripples would all disappear.

If Wu Xingzi absolutely had no intentions towards him, that was not too bad, as there would always be a weakness for him to exploit. The same logic was also applied in battle. What they were afraid of was not the strength of the enemy, but that the enemy would be passively reacting to your attacks, circling about. This meant that they were now trapped in a bog, unable to display their prowess and unable to free themselves. In the end, they would instead be dragged to their deaths.

Never expecting that Guan Shanjin would ask such a question, Wu Xingzi froze, not knowing how to answer.

“Do you like me, are you tired of me, or…” His question ceased abruptly. Guan Shanjin lowered his eyelids, his long eyelashes casting a shadow on his cheeks, fluttering with his breaths.

Or, do you just see me as nothing?

Since he was a child, Guan Shanjin had always gotten his way. Talented and gifted, even if he was met with setbacks, he would always find a way to get out of it. The brilliant and meritorious Guan Shanjin, who always had the favour of everyone, now suddenly discovered that he was not even in the eye of some small county’s adviser. He could not decide if he was unwilling or disappointed. This was the first time that he was examining his own feelings after meeting Wu Xingzi.

In the end, what exactly did he hope to get from Wu Xingzi?

AThat shadow of Mr. Lu? Was he bothered by how he was even unable to grasp onto Mr. Lu’s shadow? Or was it simply just because of Wu Xingzi, this old fellow?

Wu Xingzi’s mouth was half-open, as though he had been muddled by his question. Staring at Guan Shanjin, even his breathing seemed a little cautious.

“You want to return to Qingcheng County?” Glancing at him, Guan Shanjin forced himself to wave away all the turbulent thoughts in his head. He did not plan on forcing Wu Xingzi to answer the question, and instead changed the topic.

“Ah, yes yes yes.” Wu Xingzi still looked absent-minded, and casually shook his head, answering him.

“To pay respects to your ancestors for the New Year?” Guan Shanjin asked again.

“Ahh, that’s right, that’s right. That’s what I’m doing.” Wu Xingzi blinked, seeming as though he had snapped out of his daze. On his face, there was once again a placating smile, and worry could be seen in his eyes.

Snorting, Guan Shanjin pinched his nose. He watched in satisfaction as Wu Xingzi’s ears turned red.

“You’re the only one left in the Wu family?” His hand itched, and he could not help but pull Wu Xingzi into his arms, caressing him.

This courtyard was remote, and it was a place where only he and Man Yue could enter. Up ahead was his study, and inside was various confidential military intelligence. If anyone were to trespass here, they would be flogged to death.

As such, Guan Shanjin’s actions became more audacious. In a twinkling, he stripped Wu Xingzi, only leaving him in his inner clothes.

“Oh, we’re out here in broad daylight…” Wu Xingzi was very shy. Twisting about, he wanted to struggle free, but was naturally unable to do so. He then buried his face into the crook of Guan Shanjin’s neck, as though by not seeing anything, nothing would happen, allowing Guan Shanjin to do as he wished.

He had to admit that after a month of not seeing him, he did miss Guan Shanjin a little. Especially when he smelled that scent of white sandalwood and orange blossom, his brain blanked out. With weak limbs, he clung onto the strong, muscular man, and the lower part of his body felt as though something was simmering there.

“Broad daylight is good for looking at you properly.” Guan Shanjin laughed as he kissed his hair. His nimble, slender fingers, through the thin material, slid down Wu Xingzi’s back.

The material had been chosen carefully. It was thin and comfortable, and it felt like flowing silk. The tailor was someone Guan Shanjin had specifically brought back from the capital. He had always made clothes only for him, Man Yue and Mr. Lu, and his skills were matchless. After Wu Xingzi arrived, all his clothes had been carefully tailored for him. Although he was still thin and weak, his waist seeming so slender that there was barely anything to hold, he no longer had an image of a hollow, poor being. Now, he looked like an elegant, literary scholar.

Despite ignoring him over the month, Guan Shanjin had actually gone to Shuangye Yard many times to secretly watch Wu Xingzi. He was very satisfied to see this old thing looking decent and proper, but naturally disliked how this person had heartlessly went on with his merry, daily life.

“What’s there to look at?” Being caressed and stroked, Wu Xingzi was trembling slightly. The big hand on his back was like a flame, and every touch seemed to light him ablaze. He could not feel the cold of winter, and he felt so warm that he was about to sweat. This heat imprinted deeply into his skin, pushing his temperature up even higher. It felt as though there were insects nibbling at his bones, and he panted in desire.

“I just like to look.” Laughing quietly, Guan Shanjin slid his hand into his clothes, directly contacting that reddened, sensitive skin. He felt as though he could even feel Wu Xingzi’s heart pounding away.

The snow white layer fell to the ground. Wu Xingzi’s bare body was flushed a light pink, and tiny goosebumps appeared where the wind blew. However, Wu Xingzi only felt warm. He wanted to push Guan Shanjin away to catch his breath, but after being intoxicated with his pleasant scent, he was unwilling to free himself. He did not even realise that he was panting and kissing Guan Shanjin’s neck, moaning and groaning away.

“Your body is always so honest.” Guan Shanjin tilted his head, nibbling and licking at Wu Xingzi. His teeth bit into that sensitive skin, and the man groaned unrestrainedly. With that numb, tingling feeling, it was bound to have left a mark. The position where he bit could easily be seen by others, but Guan Shanjin did not mind at all.

The two of them twined together, and Guan Shanjin  deftly removed his clothes, laying it on the ground to cushion them. He let Wu Xingzi lay upon him, so as to prevent him from getting chilled by the frozen earth. At the same time, he wrapped his coat around Wu Xingzi, blocking the wind from him.

Out in the open, the two people kissed, unable to part from each other. Their tongues wound against each other. Guan Shanjin seemed to have the intentions on slowing down the accumulation of their desire, but Wu Xingzi immediately deepened their kiss unhappily. It was a rare moment where he actually forcefully licked his way into Guan Shanjin’s mouth, tangling their tongues together. Holding onto that lovely face, he deepened the kiss, almost as if he was swallowing him down.

Wu Xingzi himself did not know why he would do this. Probably because he had really missed Guan Shanjin’s pengornis too much?

His pants had long been stripped away from him, and his bare, slender legs were hooked onto the man’s strong waist. His buttocks ground against Guan Shanjin’s crotch, and soon he felt something heated and hard pressing onto his butt cheeks through the clothes.

“You…” Finally managing to remove his tongue away from Guan Shanjin’s mouth, a thin, delicate thread of saliva hung between their lips. In a daze, he stared at the beauty under him who was smiling at him seductively and licking at that embarrassing trace with a red tongue.

“Since you’ve started the fire, you now have to put it out yourself.” A smack fell on his buttocks, and Wu Xingzi lowered his eyes, his body twisting away uneasily. He had thought that Guan Shanjin would catch him and pull him back. After all, according to experience, this man had always been savage and rough in bed. How would he ever let him reject him? However, this time, Guan Shanjin had no plans on moving. He only grinned as he looked at Wu Xingzi, his eyes clouded with desire.

It seemed like it would be hard for Wu Xingzi to back down this time. With a red face, he shifted about awkwardly, and slid away slightly from Guan Shanjin’s waist.

Now, he should do something, right? Who would have thought, Guan Shanjin would still refuse to move, as he continued to stare at him. If not for the few drops of sweat beading up on Guan Shanjin’s forehead, Wu Xingzi would have thought that Beauty Guan had been replaced by someone else. Since there was no replacement, it most definitely meant that he was just as wicked as before.

“I…” Swallowing, Wu Xingzi’s throat felt especially dry. Although shy and easily embarrassed, he however was very lewd and daring in bed, and desire was slowly welling up in his heart. “I don’t really know how to ride a horse…”

Guan Shanjin nearly exploded. He was so enchanted by this lewd darling in front of him that he wanted to eat him up and absorb him into his blood, so as to prevent this old fellow from always thinking about running away.

“Don’t worry, this horse is very obedient.” He caught Wu Xingzi’s hand, moving it to his lower part of the body, rubbing at it. “Look, what a handsome horse.”

“Yes, it’s handsome, very handsome…” Wu Xingzi stroked and stroked, unable to pull his hand away from it. Guan Shanjin’s body was very well built. Since he was young, he had been either in the army or the battlefield, waging wars for many years. There was not a single day where he skipped training, and each and every one of his muscles were firm and hard. Well defined and concealing his strength within, his muscles were not overly bulging and exaggerated, but were smooth and extremely suited to his frame.

His breathing turning flustered, Wu Xingzi slowly shifted his buttocks back to his original position. Grinding and grinding, that alarming pengornis under him leaked copiously. There was a large, wet stain on his trousers, and the material looked as if it was about to burst open.

“You’re not going to harness this horse?” Guan Shanjin’s husky voice was bewitching. Wu Xingzi’s gaze looked lost, and his hand shook as he undid Guan Shanjin’s trousers. Slap! A thick length smacked across his round buttocks. That tingling pain made Wu Xingzi shudder. His mouth fell open, gasping for air, his saliva flowing down from the corner of his mouth. His appearance looked extremely salacious.

Sprawled across Guan Shanjin’s chest, that heated pengornis was trapped between his fleshy buttocks. Wu Xingzi twisted his hips, grinding himself against it. Sometimes, his actions were a little too wild, and the hard, wet tip would jab at his perineum, brushing across it with some force. Wu Xingzi would then release a lewd and long moan, and his grinding would speed up.

In no time, his buttocks were dripping wet with the fluids from the tip of Guan Shanjin’s cock. There were a few times it glanced past his hole, and it would place some pressure on that tight little cavern, almost pushing in. Unfortunately, there was no lube. Wu Xingzi was unable to get it where he wanted it to be, instead, it always missed its mark. That part of his body was slowly swelling up, and tingling with desire.

Once it happened too many times, Wu Xingzi felt that he was about to be immolated by his lust. Lying on Guan Shanjin’s chest, he moaned, “I can’t harness it… This horse is too naughty…”

“The harness is to be blamed, not the horse.” Guan Shanjin was about to be teased to death by this lewd darling in his arms. There were a few times where he almost could not control himself, nearly reaching out to press the old quail down and thrusting himself inside.

“Help me…” Wu Xingzi raised his hips, shifting it about. The tip of Guan Shanjin’s cock brushed past his hole again and again, and it itched so much that he was about to cry. Feeling extremely anxious, he urged, “Help me! I can’t harness the horse, how am I going to ride it?!”

“You lewd little darling!” Guan Shanjin could no longer hold himself back anymore, groaning asnd he grasped Wu Xingzi’s buttocks and kneaded at them a few times. He used his fingers, plunging them into the hole that had been long soaked with his lewdness. Although it was a little tight due to them not having sex for a month, when his finger nudged at that little sensitive spot within, Wu Xingzi immediately collapsed on him, wailing and shuddering. His juices even gushed out, dripping onto Guan Shanjin’s hand, drenching his member, and it felt extremely slippery.

Gritting his teeth, Guan Shanjin pulled his fingers out. He gripped the trembling buttocks, spreading them apart, and the hole in the middle gaped open.

Next, he thrusted his cock, which was so hard that it hurt, inside.

“Ahh—” Wu Xingzi shrieked. Twisting about, he wanted to escape. After all, it had been too long since he had such an exchange with the pengornis, and this sudden impalation made his tight hole burn in pain. Now, he really did not dare to ride this handsome horse anymore.

However, now that the horse had been harnessed, he definitely was not going to get the opportunity to regret it! Guan Shanjin tightened his hands around his narrow waist, not allowing him to escape, consoling him sweetly, “Be good.”

“It hurts… Softer, softer…” Wu Xingzi choked up as he bit Guan Shanjin’s shoulder. His waist was pinched gently, and somehow, it no longer hurt as much. Instead, a burning itch came over him, and he started twisting his hips again, trying to get the cock in even deeper.

As expected, this fellow was really lewd inside.

Guan Shanjin laughed lightly, cooperatively jerking himself up. Soon, he reached Wu Xingzi’s core. If he were to press on further, he would be pushing into his stomach. There was still a section of his cock still outside, but Wu Xingzi groaned, refusing to take in anymore. Writhing about, he started riding this handsome horse.

Wu Xingzi would lift his buttocks, leaving only the tip inside, then with a breath, he would sitsat back down, swallowing the cock in until it reached his core. He would sometimes support himself on Guan Shanjin’s chest, twisting his buttocks, using the pengornis to grind against that sensitive spot in him.

Back and forth, Wu Xingzi was enjoying himself greatly. Although there was no frequent orgasms that happened when Guan Shanjin would catch hold of him and fuck him, this was better in the sense that he could control the speed. The pleasure made him raise his head, moaning, and his insides clenched, sucking on that thick, heated length. His juices gushed out, and his ordinary face was so alluring that it could enchant a person’s soul.

This gentle approach and retreat naturally was not enough to satisfy Guan Shanjin. However, the astonishing coquetry in front of him, bewitched him. He felt as though something sweet and cloying had exploded within him, diffusing across his body through his blood. His mind turned blank, and he was filled with a completely different kind of satisfaction.

As Wu Xingzi’s stamina was not great, after riding for not too long, he was soon gasping and trembling. Gritting his teeth, he thrust himself back a few more times, and a white, sticky substance shot out from his pink member. Weakly, he fell into Guan Shanjin’s arms. As for the cock in him, due to the intense wringing of the muscles caused by Wu Xingzi’s orgasm, it too could not help but ejaculate into Wu Xingzi’s insides. The fluids were so hot that Wu Xingzi cried out, and an extraordinary amount of juices once again leaked out from Wu Xingzi’s little dick. He lay there, convulsing.

Hugging each other and panting for quite some time, Guan Shanjin finally pulled himself out. A mixture of juices and semen flowed out, staining both their lower parts.

Wu Xingzi too regained his wits. He was so embarrassed by his obscene actions that he did not want to see anyone, and he just collapsed on Guan Shanjin’s chest, pretending that he was dead.

Laughing secretly, Guan Shanjin did not expose him. An unprecedented satisfaction put him in a very good mood, and he forgot about how Wu Xingzi had just recently enraged him. Gently, he patted the person in his arms.

“Tomorrow, I’ll return with you to Qingcheng County! It’s too lonely to spend New Year alone.”

Wu Xingzi felt a joy he could not explain, which was then followed by despair.

Oh no, how was he going to change the sachet for his pengornis drawings?