Yu Sha

"Fellow Taoist, it's best to know what a nickname is and how to exaggerate it to be called a nickname. If you don't understand this, ask an adult. Don't pretend to understand."

When the words fell, Chu Weiyang could already hear the faint laughter of people on the hill.

The two paths of Xuanyuan and Dao are not that harmonious.

If one were to be polite, even if he laughed till he was hoarse, no sound would be transmitted out of the room. What's more, the sound was deliberately transmitted to the foot of the mountain, and it happened that the three people could really hear it.

As a result, Chu Weiyang actually laughed in agreement and nodded towards the mountain.

In an instant, the smile stopped abruptly.

Chu Weiyang looked back and spoke again.

"The second point is that Pindao came to the banquet. He was invited to the banquet by the host of this place, Emperor Huazong Zhang Du and Zhang Daozi. Yes, Pindao is just a humble cultivator. If necessary, I can bring him to the banquet. This line was written on his forehead, but even so, Pindao still came to the banquet.

In this case, I shouldn't have been stopped at the door by you, fellow Taoist, and I haven't had a sip of wine or a piece of meat until now.

Oh, by the way, let’s go back to the first thing. Fellow Taoist, you all know what Pindao’s nickname is, and they have even fought against each other. From the beginning to the end, fellow Taoist has never informed me of his name, even if it is a nickname. It works!

Is this the etiquette of Xuanmen, one of Xuanmen’s holy land sects, and the disciples of Five Elements Sect monks?

In the past, Pindao suddenly met Mr. Fan of the Shenxiao Sect and was trained by him. Then he was asked a few questions. In his panic, he could only say a few vague words. But even so, Mr. Fan also talked to me. A gift and a kind word to say goodbye.

Listen and see! This is the style of an expert from the Holy Land!

By the way, fellow Taoist, don’t you know why this cocktail party and elixir banquet are held? If I cheated and deceived someone, why did fellow Taoist people come to the banquet? Did you come here to teach me how to deceive me?

It can be seen that you are still convinced about this matter. You are just a Taoist friend. You are here to bully me, a humble cultivator, a humble cultivator outside the Holy Land and the Great Sect. It’s nothing, but you shouldn’t put Mr. Fan of the Shenxiao Sect in trouble with your words. Bring out his name, you also said that he is the octogenarian of Xuanmen.

A monk from the Five Elements Sect, I don’t know if he is a Taoist monk or not, in order to bully a casual cultivator, he actually became the leader of the Dantai Realm monks of the Shenxiao Sect, and even used his opportunity to achieve enlightenment as an excuse...

I'm a casual practitioner and don't know much about cause and effect, but I just feel deeply that it's not appropriate! "

In fact, when Chu Weiyang opened his mouth to say something, the brief confrontation between the two was destined to never return to fighting.

When Chu Weiyang's lunar thunder shattered his sleeves, it was already an extremely gentle battle of spirits.

But at this time, with a few words and a series of blows, all the murderous intentions of the Five Elements Sect monk Man Yun disappeared.

On the spot, the man almost subconsciously seemed to want to flick his sleeves and robes, but when he waved his hand, it all fell into the air.

Even the young monk with such a steady expression finally failed at this moment, and his unnatural expression of embarrassment disappeared in a flash.

Then, when he looked at Chu Weiyang again, the young man's eyes were filled with an expression of deep hatred.

"Pindao, Five Elements Sect, Cheng Xuanzhong!"

On the spot, Chu Weiyang also held his fist and cupped his hand towards Cheng Xuanzhong as if nothing had happened just now.

"It's clear, it's clear, it turns out it's Taoist Fellow Cheng who's in person."

Perhaps he heard the sarcastic tone in Chu Weiyang's voice. Cheng Xuanzhong glanced at Chu Weiyang hatefully again, raised his other hand, and threw it away in front of Chu Weiyang. A handful of sleeves, then without saying a word, he turned around and walked towards the mountain.

After stopping there for a while, Chu Weiyang saw Cheng Xuanzhong's figure disappearing from his sight. Then Chu Weiyang smiled and looked at Qi Feiqiong, who had been watching the excitement for a while.

"Fellow Daoist Qi, is this your sect's way of hospitality? I think I'd better leave. Fire Dragon Island and our party can't lack anyone but me. Anyone who mentioned the cause is just a dispensable excuse. , I watched, Zhang Daozi

He still wanted to take the opportunity to kill me.

When I first came here, I had to offend the monks of the Five Elements Sect. After all, it was because the poor Taoist knew the water escape method and was taught the thunder method by the seniors of the Shenxiao Sect, which was an eyesore...

This behavior doesn't look like Zhang Daozi's free and easy tone when everything was agreed upon earlier. But I thought that what Yuanmen Daozi said would be more effective than any other oath, so I dared to come to the banquet. of.

Forget it, it's useless to talk more. Fellow Taoist Qi, please spare my life and teach me how to walk! "

But when Chu Weiyang finished speaking, Qi Feiqiong in front of him didn't say a word. Suddenly, a familiar voice to Chu Weiyang came from behind him.

"Fellow Taoist Five Poisons, everything just now is a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! Taoist friends who are good at teaching, don't worry. When a poor Taoist speaks, he naturally means the same thing. What do you mean? If I say it won't harm your life, I won't harm your life!

But in the same way, if you want fellow Taoists to come to the banquet, you must go to this drinking and elixir banquet! "

Tsk, it still needs to taste like this.

To be honest, after what happened just now, Chu Weiyang was most unsure of what was happening when he faced Cheng Xuanzhong of the Five Elements Sect.

Even though Chu Weiyang prepared a lot of rhetoric in a flash, it was actually difficult for Chu Weiyang to guess what was thinking in the mind of this kind of axis person. Maybe he was stuck in some corner and couldn't get out. If Weiyang refuses to give up, it will only be a lose-lose situation for both parties.

On the contrary, it was the way Zhang Du, a Yuanmen Taoist, spoke, and the true meaning of the Yuanmen barbarian between the lines, that really made Chu Weiyang feel relaxed and comfortable to deal with it.

The feeling was as warm and joyful as suddenly meeting an old friend.

So, Chu Weiyang calmly turned around and looked at Zhang Du, who was not far behind him. As if he didn't hear the threat in his words, he nodded repeatedly with a smile on his face.

"Zhang Daozi said this, and I believe it!"

As a result, Zhang Du also showed a happy smile on his face.

"No need to be so polite, just call me Taoist friend."

On the spot, Chu Weiyang nodded obediently.

"Well, if you shyly call me Daoist Zhang, I'd rather obey my orders and experience the grand scene of this immortal family for myself."

"please!"

Just as he said that, the three of them were going straight to the mountain.

But before walking a few steps, Chu Weiyang suddenly stopped again.

"wrong."

Hearing this, Zhang Du looked surprised.

"What's wrong?"

"That's what Fellow Daoist Zhang said himself. It was all a misunderstanding. But what happened happened after all, and it won't work without compensation!"

Hearing this, Zhang Du's face showed some coldness.

"Oh? What kind of compensation does fellow Taoist Five Poisons want?"

In the same place, Chu Weiyang was still talking to himself.

"Because of this mistake, the poor Taoist did not drink wine or eat meat. What I am saying today is that my Taoist friends need to control their food and drink with me!"

As soon as the words fell, the coldness on Zhang Du's face froze.

Chu Weiyang's words seemed to be funny, but he was out of breath when he said them. There was nothing wrong with him, but the change in Zhang Du's expression made it seem that this Yuanmen Taoist was a bit angry.

As a result, Zhang Du had to hide his embarrassment and laughed loudly.

"It's easy to say! It's easy to say! Fellow Daoist Five Poisons, I must teach you how to control your food and drink! If you can't do this, it's the fault of the poor Taoist! It's the fault of the poor Taoist!"

It's just that the two of them were taking advantage of their words, but they didn't realize it. Qi Feiqiong had already tried to say something to Zhang Duyan several times, but was interrupted all the time.

As a result, a group of three people followed the bluestone mountain road and disappeared into the rustling jungle.

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Halfway up the mountain, the Taoist palace is called "Tingjie". The open door can see

See the noisy crowd inside.

This cocktail banquet seems to have no distinction between seasons. It has been held for a long time, and it is foreseeable that it will continue to be held.

Xu Shi's eyes were dizzy and his ears were full of wine. At this time, most of the Xuanyuan and Dao monks in Tingjie Dao Palace, many of them gathered together in twos and threes, drinking and talking, as if they were old friends.

Only a few people seemed to be isolated from such a noisy environment.

Like Cheng Xuanzhong, he lost his face on the mountain, and at this time he still had an expression of "Don't let strangers in".

For example, siblings Xie Jiang and Master Jin Guan of the Qianyuan Sword Sect have an authentic style of swordsmanship, with "good and evil not coexisting" almost written on their faces.

Another example is Chu Weiyang, who wears strange clothes, is cold, arrogant, or cruel. In short, he has a temperament that is incompatible with the cultivators and the Dan Dan Banquet itself.

It turned out that Chu Weiyang was not the only casual cultivator present today.

As he was thinking like this, Chu Weiyang calmly picked up a glass of wine, ignoring the strong smell of alcohol and the rich aura inside, and drank it all in one gulp.

When he looked again, Chu Weiyang's expression barely changed, and then he picked up a piece of fried meat as big as a pastry with wooden chopsticks, and looked at it carefully for a moment.

This seems to be the cooking method of some kind of spiritual chef, and it should be regarded as half a Taoist friend of Chu Weiyang.

Therefore, Chu Weiyang carefully guessed the person's preparation method and the meaning used in it, and then chewed it hard several times before stuffing it into the alchemy cauldron in his stomach pouch.

Although he said that the food and wine should be kept in check, Chu Weiyang never actually ate any dish in his hands.

That would be too eye-catching.

I'm a humble guy who hasn't seen much of the world. I try a little bit of everything. Isn't it reasonable?

And there happened to be a few of them that tasted so exquisite. It was only reasonable for me to try a few more bites, right?

So, while he was enjoying the food so slowly but calmly, Chu Weiyang seemed to hear the sound of the tripod striking the bell and chime in some trance.

That is the joyous sound of the stomach pill cauldron, the joyful sound of the Tao and Dharma of "Five Zangs and Food and Qi Jingjue" coming from Chu Weiyang's mind!

He has been hungry for a long time, so hungry that he has not eaten so freely in a long time.

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At this moment, suddenly, a familiar voice sounded behind Chu Weiyang.

"Oh, fellow Taoist Five Poisons, it's been a long time since I last saw you in Tianwu Daocheng!"