(I guess I'll update once every few days, nmbd, shitty chicken vacation, shitty midterm exam……)
【walnut:??????】
【Zhongli:……】
【Hanxue: How could he be more popular than the Emperor?!】
【Keqing: I admit that Mr. Zhongli is knowledgeable, but he is not as knowledgeable as the Emperor. Could it be that……】
【Lingri:……】
【Hu Tao: Could it be that the guest official assassinated the Emperor and secretly became the new Rock God?】
【Xianyun: Is there a possibility that Mr. Zhongli is the emperor?】
【Hanxue: Impossible, absolutely impossible, who do you think you are? You dare to slander the emperor here, do you think you are an immortal? You look like a bird.】
【Ganyu:……】
【Shen He: My fist is hard.jpg】
【Idle Cloud:……】
【Zhongli, the demon god's name is Morax, and his honorific title is Rock King Emperor, the God of Precious Gold, the God of War, and the God of Contract.
After more than 6,000 years, he is the oldest demon god in Teyvat.
After guarding Liyue for more than 3,000 years, he came up with the idea of retiring and ruling by himself.
He designed the assassination of the emperor, released Osel and other tests, and finally sent himself away.
He has three of the most popular PVs in the world, with a high plot weight and online strength, ranking first on this list】
【Han Xue:Ding↘↗→→↗】
【Hanabi: Ha, what a clown.】
【Joy Aha: Real Clown】
【Ying: Come on, do you understand the Emperor or do I understand the Emperor.jpg Hey, if I had known this day would come, I would have taken a picture of it】
【Ling Ri: Hey, you’re awake. Did you have fun?】
【Ying: Well, it’s hard to judge… it’s cool】
【Paimon: Tsk】
【Ying: I better hurry to Fontaine, Xumi is too dangerous】
【Fernina: Come on, come on, we still want you to help deal with the whale. Although Fukaros has been resurrected, he no longer has complete water power, and Miss Sikoke can't be contacted at all. Although the people of Fontaine are not afraid of flooding now, it's better not to flood Fontaine Court, otherwise all the people of Fontaine will be homeless... You are knowledgeable, see if there is any other way.】
【Ling Ri: I suggest transporting the Fontaine refugees to Mondstadt, Solstice, Natta, etc.】
【Jean: I, Mond, am willing to accept 30,000 refugees】
【Vulcan: I, Nata, can accept 17,000 refugees】
【Rooster: We are powerless to accept refugees in winter, but we can send ships to transport refugees to Mondstadt and Natta for free.】
【Qin:……】
【Vulcan:……】
【Navilette:……】
【Fukaros:6】
【Ying: I guess there is no way.……】
【Vulcan: Why don't you come to Nata first? The people here are simple and honest, without any intrigue. They just dip beans, which is cool! You can also ride a dragon. Come on, come on.】
【Thunder Dragon King: Come on, come on, come on】
【Fire Dragon King: Come on, come on, come on】
【Ling Ri: I suddenly feel a little sorry for the two Dragon Kings】
……
【Please enjoy"Listener"》】
【The last chapter said that at that time, the Liyue Sea was invaded by a great demon, and the mountains were occupied by evil dragons. The Rock King Emperor summoned all the immortals to restore peace to the world. Legend has it that when the Emperor went to war, he once said……】
Tian Tiezui opened his fan and began to tell the story of the Rock God. The audience below was attentive. Zhongli slowly raised his teacup, took a sip, and opened his majestic and calm eyes.
【Zhongli: A Leisurely Journey in the Mortal World】
【Ling Ri: I listen to myself, funny.jpg】
【Wendy: I vaguely remember someone praising himself for being wise and powerful. Funny.jpg】
【Zhongli:Glance.jpg】
【Wendy is offline】
【Walnut: Oh my, I didn't expect you, the guest official, to be the emperor, and I didn't expect that the great Emperor Yan Wang likes to hear people praise him. Funny.jpg】
【Zhongli:……】
【Tian Tiezui: I didn’t expect that the Emperor would come to my place so often to listen to my books. It’s such an honor!】
【Master Mao: That's right. The Emperor often comes to Wanmin Hall for dinner. Hurry up and offer the chopsticks that the Emperor used today.】
……
【Hey, hey, hoo, ha, hoo】
【Ling Ri: Hey, hey, hey, who added these subtitles? They are so uncool】
【In this world, demons and gods have risen up. Although I have no intention of competing, I know the suffering of the people. 】
Zhongli's eyes glowed slightly, and the breath of the God of War rushed over him. A group of hill kings surrounded him. Although they were mortal incarnations, they were still unstoppable.
Zhongli raised his gun and made a few moves. After a handsome thrust, the music approached its climax. Zhongli's tall figure stood alone in the misty mountains, and the setting sun dyed the environment a majestic golden color.
The invincible erhu sounded
【Heaven and Earth】
【Ling Ri: I don’t know how you feel, I’m so wet】
【Herrscher of Knowledge: Disgusting, but really nice to listen to, it's on par with my PV】
【Fu Hua: Nice】
【Jing Yuan: Nice】
【Blade: Indeed】
【Yunjin: Write it down quickly, and use this song in your new play.】
【Ling Ri: The Liyue national anthem was born. 】
All the enemies around him were petrified. Zhongli raised his hand and all the monsters turned into stone foam. Zhongli grasped the Piercing Rainbow Spear and kicked the spear handsomely. His tiger body shook and his strong aura spread.
Finally, Zhongli became an ordinary person again and walked on the streets of Liyue.
【I only wish to cleanse the four directions and protect a corner of the world. That was Liyue's original contract, and now... the final contract has also been drawn up.】
【Kosmo: Cool】
【Wendy: The old man is still as majestic as ever】
【Otto: A powerful but calm man, he exudes the majesty of an emperor with a wave of his hand, and his power is fully displayed in every move.】
【Ling Ri: Oh, it's fixed. Also, guess why he is the God of War, and no one dares to say anything?】
【Keqing: The Emperor is invincible!】
【Xianyun: The Emperor is invincible!】
【Rich man: The emperor is invincible!】
【Xiao: Uh, the Emperor is invincible.】
……
【Please answer the following question: As we all know, Zhongli's"The Book Listener" is a famous general-purpose PV. Which of the following is also a famous general-purpose PV?】
【A.Blade: Death is Coming》】
【B.The Ruler of Knowledge: I Am the Only One》】
【C.Ke Li: Da Da Da》】
【D.All of the above】
【Zhongli:?】
【Ying: What is universal PV?】
【Ling Ri: It should be appropriate to give this PV to others.……】
【Xianyun: Nonsense! Who else is worthy of such a majestic PV as the Emperor?】
【Silver Wolf: I laughed so hard, this might not be a normal PV……】
【Herrscher of Knowledge: Humph, you have seen the value of my PV. I don’t think it’s me.】
【Klee: La la la, I think it’s Klee!】
【blade:……】
【Ling Ri: I've already said that it might be very abstract, and since there is option D, how can you not choose it? Listen to me and choose D.]
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