Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"Cow herder, are you crazy"

Judging from the title, today's video is about a cattle herder, and he is very crazy.

[Arataki Ichidou: What, it’s not my uncle, some people have been raped two or three times, my uncle is not convinced (?~?)]

Jiuqi Ren: Boss, how many times do I need to tell you? This is a shameful thing, this is a shameful thing of ##, why are you always rushing to go up and shameful?]

[Jiujo Suoluo: @久吉忍, I still say the same thing, the door of Tianling’s pursuit is open for you at any time. With your talents, staying in that kind of gang of fools is a waste of life. ]

[Arataki One Dou: @九条向罗, Jiutiao Smelly Dog, don’t go too far, Aren is the military advisor of our Araki Sect, it is impossible to be a dog for you!

[Xu Hao: I don't think it's appropriate. You should come to Liyue to develop. Didn't you study in Liyue before? Yan Fei said that you are very capable, and you can show your strengths in Liyue. ]

[Yan Fei: Hey, I persuaded her at the time, but she didn't listen, now that Dao's wife has locked the country, Aren can't come out even if she wants to come to Liyue. ]

The bullet screen floated by for a while, and the video on the big screen also started.

However, as soon as the video started, Huang Taki spewed out a mouthful of old blood.

He appeared in the screen, but that kind of very funny-Q version emoticon package.

But the body is not his, it is a groundhog!

[Arataki Ichito: Pooh (vomit blood), what the hell is this ### (*`4)?? Can anyone tell me what, what, what, what he## is?]

[Pimon: Hahahahaha(≧▽≦)/~, this, this body is the body of a groundhog, hahahaha, it’s so funny. ]

[Nine Journeys: Pooh (Tyr¯)~]

[Ke Lai: Ahahahahaha, it’s so fun, this look is so funny. ]

[Xu Hao: Erchuang live studio fulfilled his wish, but he doesn't look very happy (27)]

[ Beidou: It's weird to be happy, it's the first time I've seen it so funny. ]

[Bennett: Oops, it’s too bad, my stomach hurts from laughing, it really hurts, it seems like I’m having a cramp. ]

[Rayzer: @Bennett, where are you? I'll go get you. ]

[Fischer: There are such unlucky people in the world, people abandoned by God, so pitiful. ]

The video starts playing:

The groundhog was leaning against a small corner with its back, terrified and dripping urine.

Scaring him like this is two brats.

The Q version of the head on the top is Keli and Paimon.

[Ke Li: Great (V≥≤)/, Ke Li successfully went on camera again. ]

[Paimon: Why is there me(*???)!?]

[Amber: Little Paimon is on camera again, it looks like he and Keli are bullying Araki. ]

[Jiuqi Shinobi: I'm scared to pee (????), Lao Yin is too embarrassing. "

[Arataki Ichito: I didn’t pee in fear, it’s slander! It’s fake (ㄨ`)/]

[Walnut: The opening is so exciting, I feel that this second creation video will be very interesting. ]

[Xingqiu: I am ready to start recording. ]

[Ningguang: @行秋, I remember what I said last time, no recording is allowed (?`~?)]

Video playback on the big screen:

Paimon: "Hey, I found you."

Groundhog Yidou: "What, it's Violet Melon, I've run so far, how come you still found me? You're here to catch me, right?

Keli: "I'm here to catch you(???)!!"

Paimon: "The writing brush can be sold at a high price in Liyue, and the wild dragon has a hairy one..."

Claire: "Furry.

Paimon: "Surely we can make writing brushes. After we kill him, we can make a lot of money."

Groundhog fights: "No way ∑(??g??), you read wrong."

Keli: "Let Keli earn Moola, hehe.

Saying that, Paimon and Ke surrounded him.

The groundhog shouted in horror: "Hey ∑(? A?||?, no, hey! Hey!!"

But Paimon and Claire were just teasing him.

Paimon: "Just kidding.

Keli: "Hee hee, hee hee."

Paimon and Claire poked the groundhog a couple of times before running away.

There was a puddle of water under the groundhog's feet.

Groundhog Yidou was obviously scared to death, but he still insisted: "Why are you scaring people? I will remember this account!"

"Don't underestimate the ghost clan, they are just a group of nameless rats, I don't want to do anything to Common people like you."

At this time, Keli passed by: "La la la la la...."

The groundhog immediately blushed with fright: "Hey hey hey hey oh..."

After Keli walked away, she became arrogant again: "It's really good or bad, if you are sensible, then go away, ah, my uncle is not as knowledgeable as you."

The constant switching of the groundhog Yidou's emoticon package really makes the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room laugh to death.

[Walnut: Hahahaha O②O, I knew it would be funny at first, but I didn't expect it to be so funny. ]

[Xingqiu: It's really a genius idea to kill Araki Ichidou and make a writing brush. "

[Xiao Gong: I was scared to pee, I was really scared to pee, hahahahaha, no, I also laughed so hard that my stomach hurts. ]

[Thoma: I'm so scared that I can't stop talking obstinately, it really looks like Yidou's character (*`v'*)]

[Dadalia: The body of this groundhog, paired with this big head expression pack, really makes people laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt, hahahaha.....]

[Xu Hao: Laughing is the end of the matter, hahahaha...

[Paimon: It's really funny, the groundhog fights, hahahaha... Wait a minute, did he call me before?

Ying: It seems to be (⊙o⊙). At the beginning, the groundhog said that it was a purple melon. ]

[Paimon: But, what is Viola melon?]

[Shenli Linghua: Violet melon is a kind of fruit here in Daozuma. When it is ripe, it is purple and round. ]

[Paimeng: @鹿泪一斗, Paimeng is angry (*`n'), and dares to call Paimeng Jingua, look at the name of this video, your nickname must be the cowherd, the cowherd

Cowherd, cowherd!]

[Arataki Ichito: Did you make a mistake (?`')? I am the biggest victim!

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