Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"FBI!!"

"Open The Door!!"

Ahem, the FBI who threw the vase went to the wrong set, let's do it all over again.

bang bang bang․ ..

"Xu Hao, you bastard, open the door for me!"

"Don't hide in there and make no noise, I know you're home!"

The door of Xu's family was photographed bang bang, and Beidou big sister came to the door looking for trouble.

The neighbors next door to Xu Hao all put their heads up to watch.

The uncrowned Dragon King Beidou, Tianquan Xingguang came to ask for trouble, this is a big melon.

It's still troublesome to find a man, full of gossip.

Some of the neighbors have even prepared small tables and snacks, planning to watch a play.

In order not to bother to change the door, Xu hurriedly opened the door for the two aunts to welcome them in.

Both aunts and aunts had dark faces, and it was obvious that Xu Hao's jumping feet in the live broadcast room made them both quite annoyed.

Especially Beidou, thinking that my old lady sent you to your door last time, and you, a bad guy, even arrange her.

Really Uncle can bear it, deeply can't bear it.

"Uh, two aunts, please sit down, what do you want to drink? What can we do to sit down?

Uncle Xu Wu said flatteringly with a guilty conscience, he still has to give way to some girls.

However, 073, the two aunts came to him just to beat him up.

The corners of Ning Guang's mouth curled up stiffly: "You don't need to drink tea, after beating you, I still have something to deal with.

Beidou also shook his wrist: "Today, I must let you know why the flowers are so popular."

After the two aunts finished speaking, they started beating directly.

Ningguang was a weak mage, so he took out a stick and beat Xu Hao.

"Hey! Don't, don't, don't...don't slap your face!"

"Let you talk nonsense in the live broadcast room, let you make random arrangements!"

"I'm gazing, I'm going to blow your dog's head off today."

"Arrogance, let you be arrogant, kill you."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I dare not next time."

"Is there a next time? Fight, keep fighting..."

Although Beidou and Ningguang didn't really beat him hard, they couldn't break Xu Hao's defense either.

But for face, Xu Hao still has to give it, symbolically pretending to howl a few times, begging for mercy in both directions.

But these two girls seem to be a little bit over the top.

It's enough to hit it twice, and when you want to hit it.

It doesn't matter if you slap him in the face, but you still want to greet him below.

Uncle Xu Wu is a little angry, but he can't spoil these two ladies.

With Uncle Xu Hao's counterattack, the two girls were immediately defeated.

Uncle Xu Wu is A-level, the A-level where the plot of the demon god ended.

Two B-level hot chicks, why fight him?

It just so happened that I got a feather duster specially for spanking in the lottery just now, so I can use it for her.

(The dog author's ancestral feather duster is online!)

The Unicorn Gundam theme song played, and now, Xu Hao Tianta has completely reversed the situation!

The neighbors only heard the sound of frying pork with bamboo poles, and then the angrily shouting of the two aunts.

then a terrified beg for mercy

(Harmony comes first, please imagine for yourself, Ami Tofu, Immeasurable Tianzun...

There is a big melon in the door, but none of the people who eat melons have the courage to open the door to see it.

He didn't even have the guts to spread the word about what happened today.

If they talk too much, they probably have to move out of Liyue with their whole family tonight.

The sound of begging for mercy rang for half an hour before it stopped, and the people who ate melons went back to their homes after eating enough melons.

At Xu Hao's house, Ningguang and Beidou were lying on the sofa, their heads buried in the pillows, and steam was rising from their heads.

It's swollen, it's swollen, it's a shame.

He came to seek revenge, but was killed instead.

Uncle Xu Hao let out a bad breath, which made him feel happy. (jdj)

However, it was still a little embarrassing.

His feather duster was not very serious, which caused him to wash the sofa cover later.

Beidou and Ningguang originally said they would withdraw after beating someone up, but now walking on the ground has become a problem.

Although they may be able to walk with mutual support, but if they walk on the street like this, their fame for a lifetime will be ruined.

So at this moment, I can only lie on the sofa, cover my face, and don't move.

"Hey, it's really troublesome. I have to serve you two today."

Xu Hao sighed and said troublesome, but he was smiling.

Beidou and Ningguang really wanted to bite this bastard to death.

Too much trouble?

Then beat the two of them so that they can't walk?

I only knew that this guy was bad before, but I didn't expect it to be so bad.

It's a pity that the two of them can't move now, and there is no way to continue to attack.

I didn't bother to speak, and I was discouraged.

Seeing that the two aunts would be unable to walk for a night, Xu Hao threw the two of them into the bedroom where Beidou slept before.

He is a good Jiyou in the second creation, and he is also a good Jiyou in reality.

Then, Xu Hao took the map-painted sofa cover to clean.

Uh, looking at the map on the sofa cover, Xu Hao realized that he had to do laundry for the two aunts.

Well, he has directly become a housewife.

But this can't be blamed on anyone, after all, he made it himself.

After a wave of cleaning work, Beidou and Ningguang changed into Xu Hao's clothes, lying on the bed and eating the food that Xu Hao packed back from Wanmintang.

The two of them gritted their teeth, as if the food they were chewing was Xu Hao himself.

Especially Ningguang, that is called a crying without tears.

Why do you think she is so impulsive today?

If he didn't come here to find trouble, he wouldn't be so embarrassing.

Now it's all right, from now on, I can only hang on the bad guy Xu Hao together with the stupid Beidou.

She has stared at Liyue Harbor for more than 20 years, when did she suffer such a big loss!

Woooooooooo...it's all Beidou's fault, it's all Beidou's fault.

Beidou also discovered this embarrassing fact, she really screwed up Ningguang this time.

However, this can be regarded as a help to Ningguang.

Anyway, Ning Guang hadn't found a suitable partner, so she, Beidou big sister, generously shared Xu Wu with him.

Everyone is old and has leftover women, so don't be so picky, or you will really become an old woman who can't get married if you drag it on. .