Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Chapter 218: Choking The Monster To Death, Is This Really A Goddess Split View?

Yun Jin teased Paimon for a while, and finally it was time to start telling the story.

Paimon clapped his hands happily: "That's great, Paimon likes listening to stories the most."

The word "story" is like a curse. Under Shen He's vigilance, Zhen Jun, who is very good at chatting, knocked down Yun Jin and appeared again.

It was as if she had inserted a teleportation anchor under Yunjin's feet.

Zhenjun who is very good at chatting: "Let me tell you the story of Shen He when he was a child."

Shen He: "This is unnecessary."

Zhen Jun is very good at chatting: "Shen He was still fat and fat at that time."

Shen He took out his long spear and stabbed at Zhen Jun who was very good at chatting, and Zhen Jun's neck twisted and dodged like a rubber rope.

Seeing that he couldn't grab the poke, Shen He took out the talisman, and the ice surged, planning to make a big move.

True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Wind could only leave very unhappy: "One or two are like this, it doesn't matter if you don't like to hear it, I just don't talk about it."

"Hmph, come back when you're sleepy"

The camera flipped quickly, and Zhenjun, who was very good at chatting, disappeared again.

Yunjin rose from the ground again: "What do you want to hear?"

This chatting master really deserves to be a fairy, and the operation is not something ordinary 950 people can understand.

[Paimon: Was Shen He fat when he was a child?]

[Shen He: @皮蒙[Don’t mention this kind of thing

[Paimon: Ming, I understand, I feel that Shen He is a bit scary at this time. ]

[Gan Yu: Huh, luckily it’s not me (1_1)]

[Yun Jin: How embarrassing, I actually looked like this in the Second Creation video. ]

[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: Hahaha, Liuyun, this is the second time for you to be on the Erchuang video, it seems that the Erchuang live broadcast room is very fond of you. "

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Hmph, these two kids are real, aren't they just some fun stories from childhood, why are both of them so shy?

[Xu Hao: @刘云任风真君, I have time to visit Zhenjun that day, but you must tell me well. ]

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: It is very good, such interesting things should be shared by someone. ]

[Gan Yu: No!]

[Shin Ha: Don't do it!]

Gan Yu and Shen He are going to die right now, they don't want Xu Hao to know the embarrassing things about them when they were young.

It seems that he must find a way to control his master's behavior of telling stories everywhere.

If it doesn't work, you can only knock him unconscious secretly, and then tie him up and imprison him.

On the big screen, the video continues:

Paimon: "What is the priestess talking about?"

Yun Jin: "This is the earliest story spread in Tianheng Mountain..."

As soon as the old word came out, Shen He immediately became alert, watching the appearance of a vigilant woman all around.

Yun Jin also realized this, and quickly changed her words: "This is the Legendary that was first spread in Tianheng Mountain."

Shin Hak: "Continue."

Yun Jin breathed a sigh of relief and began to tell the story: "It is said that there was once a terrible village here, and there was a pair of terrible monsters in the village.

"One day, a little girl came suddenly, and she encouraged the villagers to gather medicine outside, making the village prosperous.

"After the monster found out, he told the villagers very arrogantly that if he wanted to save his life, he would enshrine this little girl in the village to him."

Shen He: "Don't even think about it!"

Yun Jin: "The monster is very powerful, and everyone in the village is very afraid of him, so they can only obey her request."

"At this time, a little girl came out on her own initiative."

Shin Hak: "Sorry!"

Yun Jin: "She hides an exorcism arrow.

Shen He: "Don't blame me."

Yun Jin: "Pretend to be very scared and go to the monster's lair, and then make a bold move."

Shen He: "Punishing rape and eradicating evil is just a matter of convenience, so don't thank me."

Yun Jin: "After a hard fight, this little girl was eaten by a monster."

Shin Hak: (jfb) "(?w?)?"

:"(?w?)?"

Paimon: "('?w?)?"

The melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room: "∑(????)??"

What the hell is this?

Is this really about Goddess split view?

Yunjin ignored the awkward atmosphere and talked about the ending: "Later, because she was fat, she choked the monster to death, which made a good story.

The camera suddenly showed Gan Yu who was in Liyue, and she sneezed as if she sensed something.

The camera turns back again.

Yun Jin: "This is the ending of Goddess Splitting Views.

Shin Hak: "I'm not reconciled.

Yun Jin said awkwardly, "Oh~"

Shen He sighed: "Perhaps, the little girl in the opera is not worthy of such a story."

The word "Story" reappeared, and the Great Master of Chatting appeared again after hearing the call.

Zhenjun who is very good at chatting: "Let me tell you something..."

Before the conversation was finished, this time a long spear was very precisely poked at the neck of Zhenjun who was very good at chatting.

Paimon: "Wow, grilled chicken legs."

Zhen Jun is very good at chatting: "Presumptuous, which chicken?"

This concludes the first video.

So, what is this video about?

[Yun Jin: I'm a little confused, is the Goddess Piguan I sang wrong, the one on the second creation video...  

[Xin Yan: @云鸡, hello ∑(mouth?)! Yunjin, be sober, this is just a second-generation video, it’s a spoof adaptation!]

[Yunjin: Yes, yes (*???)!

[Paimon: This story, I'm confused, what the hell is a dead monster?]

[Ke Qing: Choking a monster to death? I remember last time there was a Gan Yu choking to death demon god (000)]

[Qin: Looking at the content of the video, the story of Goddess Piguan should be Miss Shen He. ]

[Xiao Gong: Choking the demon god and monsters to death, how fat this must be, it's unimaginable...

[Sugar: It seems, as if, it can fit my enlarging alchemy project?]

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Choking to death? This story is adapted, even this fairy thinks it is outrageous. "

Ying: Gan Yu is Qilin, Qilin may be very big, it seems possible that he choked the Demon God to death, right?]

Yae Shenzi: Indeed, when I was in the Clouds Absolute when I was young, sister Gan Yu was as huge as a mountain. ]

[Xu Hao: Oh, it is indeed possible to choke the demon god to death, but it is unlikely that Shen He, a little human girl, choked the monster to death. ]

Neither Gan Yu nor Shen He spoke in the live broadcast room, and they were already so embarrassed that they were about to hit the wall.

Oh my god, the damn Erchuang live broadcast room!.

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