Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving
Chapter 228: Three Sentences Let Dixia Meow Meow
Rosalind vomited blood, or maybe she didn't.
The Erchuang live broadcast room once again attacked her, and it was still the type who didn't even show his face and killed her just by talking.
[Rosalin: Something's wrong (`n')! Is there something wrong! You pulled me out again, and I asked you if there was something wrong with your second creation live broadcast room? I don't believe it. It’s really deadly (#¯盘¯)!]
[Dadalia: Ma'am, calm down, calm down, calm down ∑(mouth?)!! If you go to Inazuma, you might really die. ]
[Wendy: That's right, don't be impulsive, it's just a second creation, be normal, be normal. ]
[Paimon: I feel more and more pitiful for the lady, the Tuchuang live broadcast room really likes to bully her
[Walnut: Before you go, do you want to go through a luxury package at Xiangshengtang now, so that you don't have to worry about it~]
[Xiaogong: According to the last second acting, it seems possible that the lady was saved by Xu Hao, and then she was spanked every day in the castle tower. ]
[Rosalind: Get lost! I don’t want him to save (皮▼#)!]
[Xu Hao: 107 Come on, when you really die, you just call me daddy and want me to save youㄟ(,) factory]
On the big screen, the video continues to play:
Hearing Taotao's boss say that he will die for five years, and he has to deal with the ghost of the local old man in order to handle business, Dada Ya said that he can't do it.
Dada Duck: "Uh, no, I'm in a hurry here, and I'm not short of money, why don't you accommodate me?"
Boss Taotao: "Big~customer?"
Dada Duck: "It's quite big, how much is the most expensive coffin here?"
Boss Taotao: "10 million moras.
Dada Duck was shocked by the price: "Ahem, what about the cheapest one?"
Boss Taotao: "9.99 million moras."
Dada Duck was a little dumbfounded: "Doing this business is much faster than us fools stealing money.
Boss Taotao: "You just say whether to do it or not?"
Dada Duck couldn't accept this price: "I'm sorry, Master Hu, I don't need this business anymore."
Boss Taotao: "Aren't you Beiguo Bank? You don't understand economics? This is investment! Young people should have investment ideas.
Dada Duck: "It's not that I don't vote, your coffin costs 10 million moras, and you still let people live?"
Boss Taotao: "You need a coffin only if you don't want people to live. If you are like this, let me introduce to you the business process of our Pastoral Hall. First of all, after you die..."
Dada Duck: "If you change someone else, I... will live well."
Boss Taotao: "Oh, after she dies, we will firstly conduct a cremation service."
"Then, put your ashes into the coffin you bought."
Dada Duck: "No, you wait for a while, put the ashes in the coffin?"
"The ashes...does it... need such a big coffin?"
Boss Taotao: "It's just that you are not familiar with our business, for the dead, they need more space.
*The 180-square-meter coffin can effectively solve the situation that the air in the coffin does not circulate and is easy to suffocate.
"And there is no light at all, so you don't have to worry about lighting problems at all. Xia Tian is sultry and hot in winter, and it is cold in winter, so it is especially suitable for the dead to live in."
"If you buy in full now, we can also give you a tailor-made clamshell coffin as a gift.
Dada Duck: "Is there a touch screen?"
Boss Taotao: "Hey, the General Affairs Department doesn't pay, so the project has to be shelved.
Dada Duck finally settled in Bengbu: "I'm the head office, and I won't give you money either!"
This is the end of the story of Boss Taotao selling coffins.
[Walnut: This (cjeb) is a slander, we will not sell such expensive coffins in the Pastoral Church, but we can accept custom-made coffins at this price. ]
[Chongyun: Uh.......Who will customize a coffin that costs 10 million moras (1")]
[ Beidou: Who knows, maybe Ningguang will spend 500 million Mo to build a coffin in a hundred years. (funny)
[Ningguang: @Beidou, should I spend 500 million moras to order a coffin for you first? (▼皮▼#]
[Walnut: Wow (*???)!! 500 million moras, then I have to think about what materials to use. ]
[Dolly: Is selling coffins so profitable (?w?)?]
[Xu Hao: You can make money by selling anything, it depends on whether you will be fooled, and there are not many rich fools. ]
Ying: It’s the so-called stupid people with lots of money (-)]
It's the last video for today.
This video is used to create Xu Hao himself, of course there must be some benefits.
Dishiya on Xumi's side is very fond of Uncle Xu Hao, and she has to be on camera today.
Hey hey hey, cough cough, the disease is gone, hurry up and upload the video title 2
"Three Sentences Let Di Xiya Meow Meow to Grandpa"
As soon as the title came out, the sister Di Xiya on Xumi's side was instantly stunned.
[Dishiya: Hey ∑(¯口¯;)? Why, how did it get to me?]
[Dina Zedai: Dixie was also selected, I think it will be very interesting Cy)~]
[Kaya: Welcome newcomers to be created, welcome to welcome. ]
How welcome, very wooden(-)]
[Dadalia: I am already unlucky, so let everyone be unlucky together, that's only fair. ]
On the big screen, the video officially begins:
At night, Xiaoquer in Xumi style, in Chen's Xumi style house with cat ears.
The heroic Miss Dixie has healthy wheat-colored skin and hair accessories in the shape of cat ears that resemble a master engraver.
One look, you know it is a cat full of wildness.
Also in the room is Xu Hao, a throwing tile man.
Dixia walked up to Xu Hao: "Xu Hao, what do you want me to do?"
Uncle Xu Hao didn't speak, but just stared at Dixia.
This kind of gaze made Dixia feel a little uneasy: "Why are you staring at me? You look very strange today."
Afterwards, the corners of Uncle Xu Wu's mouth were slightly raised, revealing a malicious smile.
"Dishia, a mercenary should meet all the requirements of the employer, right?"
As soon as this remark came out, the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room said that they could guess the next plot. .
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