Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Seeing the scumbag in the video calling herself a pervert, the embarrassing Yingmei in the live broadcast room felt like dying.

Ying: Why do I always take my image in the direction of fluff and color (?`~?)]

[Paimon: And always persecuting me (▼皮▼#]

[Xu Hao: Is there a possibility that the live broadcast room predicts that Ying will become a female satyr (?w?)?]

[Amber: That's really, a terrible thing =????(???????)]

[Yae Miko: It seems that the beautiful sisters of Tivat have to be careful. (funny)]

[Ying: I have said it several times, my orientation is very normal, it is normal!]

On the big screen, the video continues:

After fooling Brother Dou Zi for a while, Yingmei, Paimeng chatted with Brother Dou Zi.

Yingmei asked: "Yi Dou, your element explosion is so happy, but why do you want to switch to other weapons?"

Brother Dou 29: "Actually, I didn't change weapons, this is the special ability of my God's Eye.

"It can concentrate rock elements in anything in my hand, and turn it into a ghost king's golden broken stick."

"As long as you shout out the phrase "Ghost and Creature Carnival", you see, the weapon in your hand immediately becomes like this.

With that said, Brother Douzi showed Yingmei a demonstration.

Paimon exclaimed: "Wow, it's really cool!"

Brother Douzi was very proud: "That must be, my elemental ability is invincible."

"Uh, wait for me for a while, I'm going to the bathroom."

Dou Big Brother suddenly became anxious and ran behind the stone at the corner of the path.

At this time, Yingmei had a sudden thought: "Hmm...a spooky carnival?"

In an instant, a ghost king's golden broken stick rushed out from behind the stone.

Along with it, Brother Douzi screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

As long as you call out the ghost carnival, the thing in your hand will become a golden broken stick of the ghost king

So now it is conceivable what is going on behind the stone.

[Kaya: I’m going to ∑(¯-¯;)! This, this should be gone, right?]

[Dadalia: Shouldn't, shouldn't it be turned into stone????(???????)]

[Xu Hao: I think it may be overwhelmed and broken...

[Abedo: According to my research on elemental power, it should be petrified by the elemental force of rock first, and then shattered due to the unbearable weight. ]

[Maplehara Manyo: This is... too miserable. ]

[Toma: It makes my crotch feel cold........

[Arataki Ichito: Hey, hey, this joke is a bit too much (#L

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Brother Douzi became irritable, and this second creation live broadcast room of his meow actually made fun of his own life.

Meow, it seems that you have to be careful when going to the toilet in the future, but you must not be attacked by someone using this method.

Next, the title of the second video appears:

"Night Orchid's Pet"

Yelan is the most intelligence officer, not many people know her.

[Ye Lan: Oh(^?w?)? Is it finally my turn?]

[Ning Guang: I'm looking forward to it, I don't know what Ye Lan's second creation will look like. ]

[ Ke Qing: @夜兰, do you have any pets?]

[Ye Lan: I don't have any pets. ]

[Paimon: Oh, Yelan! I remembered, she was the woman who caught fools that night and gave us a lot of rewards. ]

On the big screen, the video starts:

On the streets of Liyue, Xu Hao was wandering, and met Ye Lan and Brother Dou Zi at the corner.

Yelan: "Long time no see, Xu Hao."

Xu Hao: "It's been a long time, Yelan, how are you doing?"

Ye Lan: "Oh, I've been living a pretty good life recently, and I even raised a dog, and I'm very good at work."

Xu Hao: "Really? Where is that dog?"

Ye Lan pointed to Brother Dou Zi next to him: "Here it is."

Xu Hao was silent for a while and said: "If I read correctly, this is a personal gift?"

Ye Lan: "Oh, that's right, he's bigger, but bigger dogs are more powerful. Look, talk."

Brother Douzi: "Hey, brother."

Yelan: "Good dog."

Xu Wu was shocked: "Hey! What he just said was human words!!"

"This is a person, this must be a person!"

Ye Lan: "Well, yes, I think he does have a bit of a human character.

Xu Hao lived in Bengbu: "Because this @#% is a person!"

"I think I might need to remind you that he is a fully-bodied human being locked up at home by you!"

Yelan: "Oh, actually I saved his life."

Xu Hao was puzzled: "What, what do you mean?"

Ye Lan: "One day I saw him wandering in the street, and then I took him home."

Xu Hao: "OK, so this is a kidnapping case, right?"

Brother Douzi: "No, he really treats me like a dog.

Xu Hao: "So bro.....do you need to call the police? Or do you need legal aid? You, are you okay now?"

Brother Douzi shook his head: "710 oh no no no no..."

Xu Hao then asked: "Have you been threatened? Do you have any personal safety issues?"

Brother Douzi: "No, she has food and shelter here."

Xu Hao: "Even if it's full board and lodging..."

Brother Douzi: "I will give you 200,000 Mora a month. I will be a police dog in the head office. You will have five social insurances and one housing fund. I will also give you rough stones."

Xu Hao was shocked: "Send the rough stone?"

Brother Douzi: "That's right."

Xu Hao was silent for a while, the treatment seems to be worth a billion points.

So, Xu Hao said again: "Meow!"

Among pets, cats are more important than dogs, so be a cat.

[Ye Lan: What is this all about (1〃)?]

[Arataki Ichito: I, Ichito Araki, the ghost king, is an indomitable man, how could I be someone else's dog (*`a')?!]

[Jiuqi Ren: Boss, if you can find a job here, the Ararataki faction will not fail to develop. ]

[Mona: The police dogs of the Liyue General Affairs Department have 200,000 moras a month∑(4|||)?!]

[Xu Hao: I and I will not be pets for girls, it is acceptable to exchange identities. (funny)]

[Rosalind: Cut, scumbag. ].