Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

The cesspit case is over, and here comes the sequel to the previous courtroom show.

Following the bombing of the castle tower, let's look at the next interesting case.

The title of this video, hit the big screen:

"No Epilepsy in Court"

The melon-eating audience had an impression, and immediately thought of the previous "No Shooting in Court".

At that time, Yin's family didn't know that Grandpa Zhongli was the rock king Lax.

[Xiang Ling: Oh, it seems that today is the law session, Yanfei's home field. ]

[Yan Fei: I don't want any home court, I'm afraid it's some strange case (-)]

[Xu Hao: I remember Yan Fei’s opponent last time was Da Pao lawyer, who will it be this time? Or Da Pao?]

[Paimon: Cannons, cannons, it’s weird to call skirmishers cannons, but it’s also quite fun, hehe (yī)~]

[Yae Miko: Oh, Da Pao is also my nephew, don't make fun of him. "

[Amber: Obviously, you called the cannon yourself, okay? ]

On the big screen, the video officially begins:

What appeared on the screen was the last court, and Yan Fei was also making a self-report on the defense lawyer's seat: "I am Yan Fei 193, the best lawyer in all of Tiwat, and I was given the nickname Iron Face and Selfless True Monarch. to a very difficult case."

The picture is shown in the dock, and the little Thunder Cannon is lying on the guardrail of the dock, with his butt facing outside.

His own mother, Yingbao, was slapping the brat's ass: "Did I tell you not to peek at other girls? If you still don't listen, I'll beat you to death!

The little Thunder Cannon kicked his legs and struggled: "Bitch, I really didn't peek!"

His mother, Yingbao, slapped him again: "Why are you unlucky child talking to your mother?"

After finishing speaking, Yingbao slapped hard again, causing a sonic boom.

The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were silent for a while. The mother-child relationship between Thor and the paratrooper seemed to be the same as... a real mother and child.

Uh, the expression may be a bit wrong, it should be said that it is similar to the mother-child relationship of the Common family.

[Thoma: Really, a completely unexpected plot (1〃)]

[Kaya: With such a heavy hand, I guess I can't have my butt (-)]

[Xu Hao: Really (cjeh) is a good relationship between mother and child. In reality, we should sit down and have a good chat. How many hurdles can there be between mother and child? ]

Yae Kamiko: Yes, yes, yes, in fact, if we talk about it, maybe any conflicts will be resolved. "

Yingbao and Leiden Cannon, mother and son, at least right now, can't sit together and have a good chat.

On the big screen, the video continues to play:

Grandpa Zhongli, the judge, tapped and hammered: "Silence, silence, silence!"

"What's the matter, this unlucky boy was not killed?"

The Thunder Cannon kid climbed up from under the dock and said it was okay: "Thank you for the invitation, I was just beaten, nothing happened."

After speaking, he spat out a mouthful of blood.

It's really a real mother, it's really ruthless.

Grandpa Judge Zhongli: "Okay, it seems that there is nothing serious about the person, so let's continue the trial of this case today.

"Prosecutor Kuki Shinobu, please tell me what happened in the case."

Prosecutor Jiu Qiren appeared on the stage: "My honor, it is like this. A few days ago, I received a report from enthusiastic people that a large number of bandages were stolen from Miss Xiaogong's house.

"Based on the testimony of Xiaogong and Xu Hao, there is nothing wrong with the suspect being a straggler."

Xiao Gong blinked in the live broadcast room, a little dazed.

Her family's bandages...that's what she used to wrap her body around!

The little Lei Dian Cannon hurriedly defended: "It's really not me. I was nearby and just heard that there is a place where dumplings are made, and I planned to poison the dumplings to kill that stinky woman."

It's really a kind mother and a filial child. Poisoning the dumplings is really a targeted genius idea.

Yan Fei hurriedly planned to speak in such a dangerous way: "Ahem, Your Honor, his brain has been broken, he is talking nonsense."

The crime of intentional homicide is much greater than theft.

Grandpa Judge Zhongli: "Criminal suspect, please be normal in court.

The little Lei Dian Da Pao was very helpless: "I see, I see, I didn't expect my imposing lawyer to appear in the dock.

"Hey, Yan Fei, although I added the wasabi in your meal after I lost last time, and I also locked you in the bathroom and took away all the toilet paper in advance."

"However, this time I still have to ask you to help me get rid of the crime!!"

This made it difficult for Yan Fei.

It can only be said that the boy Thunder Cannon is really an unlucky kid.

Since the Thunder Cannon kid has confessed what he did so frankly.

Then, Yan Fei's attitude is: "Your Honor, I think the straggler is guilty, and he should be sentenced to death directly."

The Thunder Cannon kid suddenly lost his composure: "I'm Nima!!"

Of course, Yan Fei was just joking, thinking in her heart: "This time the opponent is An Ren, it's a bit difficult, her brain is much stronger than the skirmishers."

Yan Fei thought for a while and said: "Then, Your Honor, since the stragglers are said to be criminals, is there any conclusive evidence?"

Grandpa Judge Zhongli: "Prosecutor Jiuqiren, should your witness come forward to speak at this time?"

Jiu Qiren nodded: "Okay."

Then, Uncle Xu Wu walked to the witness stand with the steps of a big brother: "Hello everyone, I am the witness that Aren is looking for, can I leave quickly after I finish my testimony? Linghua is still waiting for me to eat. "

Grandpa Zhongli, the judge, slapped the table: "It is forbidden to show off in court, so witnesses, start your testimony quickly."

Xu Hao: "Okay, it's like this, because Linghua wanted some scarlet hydrangea that night, so I went to Xiaogong's house.

"At night, I saw Da Pao sneaking out from the room of the Xiao Palace, holding a roll of bandages in his hand, what a pervert.

The Thunder Cannon kid slapped the guardrail: "Hey! Don't spit blood!"

Hisaki Shinobu: "But you were really around that night, weren't you?"

The Thunder Cannon kid was really speechless: "I told you I was going to poison you!"

Yan Fei: "Your Honor, I think the criminal suspect does not have the ability to make independent judgments, so he should be counted as insane."

This unlucky boy, why does he keep poisoning and come out to talk about things.

Casting a bondage can be locked up for a few days at most, and murdering one's own mother is a serious crime.

Of course, his own mother may not pursue it, and she is not afraid of poisoning.

Moreover, my mother is Thor. .