Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Clothes burst twice, bare fruit on the street.

Dada Duck's mentality at this time can no longer be described as an explosion.

[Pucciniera: Dadalia, this kid........ Could it be that he somehow offended the Erchuang live broadcast room at some point?]

[Piero: It is indeed possible

[Capitano: Maybe, it's just because Dadalia's image is more suitable for Huo Huo (一〃)]

[Rosalind: I feel sorry for Dada Ya for a second, I feel that I always say that he is ashamed is a bit too much. ]

[Drill: Ah, this...is none of my business. "

[Xu Hao: It's miserable, it's too miserable, I guess it will be difficult for Dada Duck to find a wife in the futureㄟ(C)]

[Kamisato Ayato: This is already completely dead, and I guess I won't be able to find a partner in the future. ]

[Toke: No, I still want big brother to find me a sister-in-law (T▽T)]

[Kaya: Tsk tsk, like this, it’s hard to find a wife in our free Mond, let alone other places. "

[Paimon: In the future, let's skip a few meals of Dada Duck, he is already so pitiful. ]

Dada Duck’s eyes no longer see the barrage on the big screen, he has turned into a gray Shiraishi image, and his soul slowly emerges to take off.

Life is no longer meaningful to him.

Well, I bullied a wave of Dada ducks, it's time to change to another unlucky one.

Watching Yu Xinhai may come to Daozuma City for a meeting this afternoon, so let's chat her up.

The following video is titled this:

"Did you lose this golden lump, or this silver lump"

This title makes the melon-eating audience feel very familiar. Basically, everyone has heard the story of the river god.

[Wendy: Oh? Is it the story of the river god this time? Interesting. ]

[Nilu: In the case of the river god, will the actor be the water god?]

[Zhongli: In terms of general rationality, this probability is indeed very high. ]

[Ying: What would the Water God look like? Wouldn’t it be the same as Wendy, Zhongli, and Yingbao...

[Paimon: I feel that there is a high probability. ]

………………(jag)

On the big screen, the video starts:

Today is a good day for frying fish, a good day.

Keli, the big fish frying devil, came to the river, and threw a bouncing bomb into the lake with her hands: "Hey, Keli wants to fry a lot of fish."

The scenes of bombs exploding, splashes of water and fishes flying all over the sky did not appear as Keli imagined.

Instead, an ornamental fish Xinhai drilled out from under the water, holding two bouncing bombs in her hand and asked: "Young Ke Li, did you drop this golden bomb, or this one that is about to explode?" Where's the bouncy bomb?"

Keri panickedly pointed at the dangling bouncing bomb: "Throw it away!"

As soon as the voice fell, there was a loud BOOM.

[Nilu: I guessed wrong, the river god is played by Miss Xinhai. ]

[Goro: The abominable second-creation live broadcast room actually created a military adviser (▼_▼#) again!]

[Yingmei: It's not the god of water, it feels a bit pity. "

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Let me play the river god, it seems that it is not impossible (?w?)?]

[Yae Shenzi: They are all rice wives, sister Xinhai is too little on camera, more on camera, everyone should be balanced, right (yī¯)~* think

[Kamili Linghua: It seems that the Xiao Palace has not been created much...

[Xiao Gong: Please don’t mention me, I will be noticed by Erchuang’s live broadcast room∑(4||!!]

On the big screen, the video continues:

Brother Dou Zi regards Niu Niu A Chou as his brother, and takes him for a walk by the river every day.

Today, however, an accident happened. Niuniu Achou accidentally slipped and fell into the Hehe River.

Brother Dou Zi was very panicked and eager: "My Niu Niu ∑(¯;)!"

Brother Douzi just wanted to jump into the water to find Niuniu, when the river god Xinhai appeared with two bulls, one gold and one silver: "Young cattle herder, did you drop this golden bull or this one?"

"

Before Heshen Xinhai finished speaking, Brother Dou Zi said directly: "It's all mine."

River God Xinhai was at a loss: "I want them all, I didn't expect this kind of answer.

"What should I do? It's not written in the script, what should I do?"

So, the river god Xinhai gave the two cows to Brother Douzi, and waved goodbye: "Go well."

This Xinhai's IQ seems to be not very good.

As soon as the camera turned, this time it was Miao Miao who came to the river again.

He heard that there was a river god here, so he threw down his and Pu bird.

Sure enough, Heshen Xinhai appeared with one gold, one silver and two puyuan: "Young 3.5-inch fairy, did you drop this gold and puyuan, or this silver and...

Mandrill Miaomiao, who was called a 3.5-inch fairy, was very upset and interrupted directly: "It's all mine."

The face of Heshen Xinhai changed, and he said disdainfully: "Do you think that the same move can still cheat the weapon from me?"

"Naive, this time, I have already prepared a complete countermeasure."

"Greedy and ignorant guy, accept my punishment!"

Then in the next second, Mandrill Miaomiao took away the gold and silver and Puyuan, and put Common and Puyuan on the head of Heshen Xinhai.

Its evaluation: "boring."

This is the fate of disrespecting the immortal master.

Dare to be called a 3.5-inch fairy, the river god Xinhai really ate the courage of the ambitious leopard.

As soon as the screen changed, it was Mr. Zhongli strolling by the river again.

After hearing about the River God, he also wanted to try his luck here.

So, he pretended that Mora fell into the river when he was looking through his pockets: "Oops, Mora fell into the river, what should I do?"

Sure enough, the river god Xinhai appeared.

This time, the river god's open hand was empty, and she asked, "Young Morax, did you drop this invisible gold Mora, or this invisible silver Mora?"

"And this one, Mora who can't see anything?"

Grandpa Zhongli stroked his chin and said in a pretentious manner: "Actually, you didn't pick it up at all, did you?"

River God Xinhai smiled awkwardly: "Hey hey.

The Dada Duck on one side ran out and complained: "When did you ever have Mora?"

It's really thick-skinned for a person who doesn't have a Mora at all to come to the river to lie to the river god. .