Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

[Ye Lan: It's really unexpected, it's just us playing mahjong, Gan Yu looks really stupid (1")]

[Gan Yu: I'm ashamed, how can I be so stupid (T▽T)]

[Ke Qing: It is absolutely impossible for me to participate in things like playing mahjong at work (?~?)]

[Dadalia: The couple fights and says you're bad, hahaha, couple, the Erchuang live broadcast room always treats Beidou and Ningguang as a couple (Tyr¯)~]

[ Beidou: You Dada duck, you really don’t want to hang out in Liyue anymore, I’ll blow you out of the gun barrel

[Ning Guang: I agree with the cannonball, anyway, Dong didn't dare to say anything. ]

[Dadalia: Sis! Two sisters! I was wrong! Just pretend that I didn’t say anything just now (¬_¬)]

"Five Five Zero" [Ayato Shenli: Dada ducks are killed every day, looking forward to rising to the level of a brother. ]

[Kaya: Yes, yes, yes, brother Yidou, a little expert in death, is the target that Dada Duck needs to catch up with. (funny)]

[Arataki Ichito: What’s wrong with me? I always think you are laughing at me(?w?)?]

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Brother Dou Zi is indeed not very smart, perhaps because Miss Hina has further corrupted his mind.

Next, it is the last video of today, the title is this:

"Thunder General.exe"

That's right, it's the GG series again.

Dao's wife's affairs are basically over [Then I must have an exe to fix Yingbao.

[General Thunderbolt: Oh, yes, that’s great, it’s my turn again, what kind of reward will I give this time (¬_¬)]

[Shadow: I have been catching me every day for the past two days, and finally my life is normal, can't you stop torturing me (??)?]

[Xu Hao: Generally, in this series of videos, at the end, it seems that Dada Duck needs to be beaten in the golden house. (Funny.JPG)]

[Dadalia: No, you want to hit me ∑(A) again?]

[Amber: That’s not right, Nuo Al and Yidou have already beaten you, it’s normal to have ten more.

[Irene: Has anyone seen my barrage? The Knights have a lot of work, I can't handle it alone (T©T)]

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

Inazuma City, the wind and sea are calm, everything looks very normal.

After the lock-up order and eye-hunting order were lifted, the people of Inazuma finally returned to their previous life of living and working in peace and contentment.

At the gate of the general's mansion, there is a sign today, which reads: Gathering of Gods.

The camera showed the past, and a dining table was set up under the portrait with thousands of hands and hundreds of eyes.

Today is the reminiscence gathering of Yingbao, Grandpa Zhongli, and Wendy.

Grandpa Zhongli took a sip of Dao Wife's side dishes: "It's still the taste in my memory, but it's a pity that the old man..."

Grandpa Zhongli was chattering in Brabla, Yingbao didn't seem to be in a very good mood, thinking in his heart: "I don't want eternity..."

Wendy always had only one thought in her mind: "Is there any wine? Is there any wine? Is there any wine..."

Xiangling came bouncing over with two dishes: "Lunch is ready!"

Grandpa Zhongli introduced to Yingbao: "She is the chef I brought from Liyue, Xiangling."

Then he pointed to the wooden box beside him: "This is her pet, rice cracker."

Yingbao looked over and saw a rice dumpling standing beside the box, seeing that everyone was looking at him, he shyly hid behind the box.

(Cracker: You don’t even want to call me Kitchen God.)

Xiangling put a bottle of wine on the table, Wendy didn't care about Mr. Zhongli and Yingbao, and directly picked up the bottle.

Grandpa Zhongli glanced at Wendy, feeling ashamed, and will clean up after he gets back.

Grandpa Zhongli asked Yingbao, "Where are your friends?"

Yingbao replied disappointedly: "A long time ago, their Health Points were reset to zero."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Sorry..."

At this time, Xiangling popped up again: "It's really a sad past, so why don't you cook some of this?"

Xiangling showed the fried egg in the pan in her hand, which is the ultimate dish in Legendary that can bring the dead back to life——Tivat fried egg!

However, this was the BGM that directly triggered the lightning on the Metal Gear Solid next door!

Grandpa Zhongli's face suddenly changed, and the wine Wendy was pouring into his mouth also spilled out...

Yingbao's face suddenly darkened, and Grandpa Zhongli and Wendy ran away in fright.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Xiang Ling quickly and wisely left.

Not being able to cook is a taboo pain for Yingbao.

After being poked like this, Yingbao was furious.

Yingbao flew into the air, and in the midst of Fang Dao's thunderbolt, he used the magical skill of drawing a knife from his chest.

She pulled a... er, cold blade from her chest?

The sword edge swung down, and the second title was pasted on the big screen:

Lightning. Movie.

Human quality god.

The kitchen terrifies me.

On the background of the title cover, Xiangling climbed on the head of the statue with thousands of hands and eyes and performed a poor dance.

Along with the music, the video starts.

"Standing here I just realized."

"You are so similar to me."

"Both want to make history.

Yingbao picked up the rice light of the shaving grass, and beat the ronin and sea chaos ghost on the beach.

It was a real beating, and a meteor flew into the sky with a knife.

"But who can judge who is right and who is wrong."

"When we take off the pretense, I think we'll be on the same page."

A Qiuqiu man took off his glasses and expressed surprise at Yingbao's arrival.

Yingbao stepped on Qiuqiu's back, and Qiuqiu was lying on the ground with an intoxicated expression on his face.

Yingbao wants to use Qiuqiu people's pots to cook, and Qiu 4.3 Qiu people turned into Brother Salt, still can't save Yingbao's poor cooking skills.

"Violence only breeds violence."

"In the end, that's the only way to go.

Yingbao became furious, Qu Shen drew his knife and chopped off all the witnesses on the beach.

Yingbao wandered to a hillside, but Keli rushed over: "Can I fry fish? Please."

Keli frowned to be cute, but Yingbao was in a bad mood right now.

Yingbao pulled out a salted fish sword from his chest, and slapped it away for Keli like a badminton.

Go back to your damn Mond!

PS: I came back from the nucleic acid test this morning and woke up at 10 o'clock. Recently, my body has become more and more difficult. Please forgive me, this book will be completed soon.