Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Chapter 47: Keli's God's Answer

The flower of hope, the leader's stalk, people in Tivat continent can't get it.

That's okay though, they realize it's probably a meme, and think it's pretty fucked.

[Qin: I, I (T▽T), shame...]

[Lisa: @Qin, be good, don’t cry, it’s just a spoof, it’s no big deal. ]

[Xiao Gong: I feel that this child's gunpowder skills are a little bit dangerous d(?д??)]

[Ke Li: It’s over, it’s over (T▽T), the bomb hurts someone, I’m going to report in the confinement room right now. ]

[Kaya: It's okay, it's not a real bomb that hurts people, it's a fiction, just like a storybook. ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha(^▽^), this kid is very talented, he should join our Ararataki faction, and he will definitely achieve great things. ]

[Yanfei: Come on, you bastards who are imprisoned by Tianling all day long, you will only teach bad children. ]

[Ke Qing: That is, children are easily influenced, and we must not let unreliable people learn bad things. ]

[Jiujo Shaluo: This child, it is better not to come to Daoqi, I feel the pain in my wings again. ]

[Yae Miko: I also feel a pain in my tail. ]

...

On the big screen, the camera turned.

The large hole in the wall was temporarily covered with wooden boards.

The flustered piano buttocks replaced new tables and chairs, and continued to talk with Keli.

Ke Li: "What is it, Captain Qin, Ke Li really didn't do any other wrong things."

Long hips: "I just wanted to talk to you about the importance of studying, but I didn't expect you to make so many troubles."

Keli: "Study? Keli has been studying hard."

Long hips: "Then explain to me why you got zero marks in this exam."

Ke Li: "Ke Li doesn't know~, what Ke Li answered is correct~"

Long hips: "Okay (︶︿︶), that's right, come on, Xiao Ming has 323 rock candies, 289 marshmallows, and 134 lollipops in his pocket.

Today Xiao Ming ate 289 rock candies, 124 marshmallows, and 98 lollipops, what does Xiao Ming have now?"

Kelly: "Answer, I have diabetes."

Qin hip length: "Ke Li, this is a math problem (>д<)!!!

Hey, okay, okay, let's forget about math, and then what about the Chinese problem.

Come on, this question, the principal, grandpa, I, danced, peacock dance, here, arrange and combine, how did you write it?"

Keli: "The principal's grandpa danced the peacock dance for me."

Long hips: "What is your identity, you (〝▼皮▼)?"

Keli: "Huh? Then, could it be...the principal danced the peacock dance for my grandfather."

Piano hip length: "Ke Li..."

Keli: "Isn't that right? Could it be that... the principal gave me a peacock dance for grandpa."

Qin's long buttocks finally couldn't bear it and collapsed: "Ke Li, go to the confinement room for me ヽ(#`Д′)ノ"

With the sound of the closed door of the confinement room, the video ends.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ]

[Video protagonist Qin received a reward: a box of oral liquid for soothing the nerves and helping sleep. ]

[The main character of the video, Ke Li, was rewarded: "Detailed Explanation of All Subjects in the First Grade of Primary School"]

[The live broadcast room will close in five minutes...]

This time the second creation, Qin Hip Chang and Keli really amused the melon-eating audience.

[Yae Miko: What a little genius, he got diabetes by answering math problems. ]

[Bai Zhu: It’s strange to eat so much sugar a day without getting diabetes. ]

[ Beidou: This child is really cute. If you have time to visit Mond someday, you must see it for yourself. ]

[Xingqiu: This brain circuit, whoops (∩△∩), no way, my stomach hurts from laughing. ]

[Kamili Ayato: The principal's grandfather danced the peacock dance for me, the principal danced the peacock dance for my grandfather, and the principal danced the peacock dance for me, just to avoid the correct answer. ]

[Paimon: The Qin Tuan Zhang in the video is so pitiful, he is about to be pissed off, hahaha(???)]

[Ying: Cough, Paimon, don't laugh in the live broadcast room. ]

[Qin: It doesn’t matter, let’s destroy it (T▽T)]

[Wendy: Take heart, there is no need to be affected by false things, although, it is indeed very funny. ]

[Youla: @Wendy, you are a singer, can you be more reliable (?へ?╬)]

[Wendy: "Hey (≧ω≦)]

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