Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving
Chapter 71: It's Hard To Imagine That The Hall Of Rebirth Actually Sells Coffins
The Erchuang live broadcast room really put up advertisements for Xiangshengtang.
[Walnut: woo woo woo woo ヾ(≧∪≦*)ノ, it’s great, it’s great, the eternal god of the Erchuang live broadcast room, I love it to death, ah ah ah, Ouye (*≧ ▽≦)]
[Ke Qing: Ah, this=????(???????), this, really advertised for the Church of the Past...]
[ Beidou: Poof (spraying wine), cough cough, what the hell, is this an advertisement for the Hall of Past Life?]
[Xiaogong: Successful people, peak residences, are they really lived by living people ∑( ̄□ ̄;)]
[Kaya: As expected of the second live broadcast room, it hit me again. ]
[Ying: Why do you still have me? When did I become an employee of Xiangshengtang? ]
[Paimon: I'm also there, isn't it Σ(????)?, why am I a ghost? ]
[Xing Hao: Damn, this is too fucking weird, isn't it. ]
[Qiqi: Well, Qiqi, hate, hot, walnut. ]
...
Amid the strong rawness of the melon-eating audience, the video continued to play on the big screen:
"Guaranteed first-hand account source, enjoy VIP customized service."
"Wash away the lead, and only think about the supreme emperor of the imperial family."
Dada Duck's intoxicated face.
"Smart furniture, experience the future life."
Qi Qi stretched out in the smart frozen coffin.
"Private experience, so you can rest easy."
Light polished Mora shaped urn.
"Every detail has been polished in every possible way."
Ke Qing embroiders on the urn.
[Dada Duck: What the hell (oДo*), why did you bring me with you again?]
[Qiqi: It looks cool, the coffin, Qiqi, still, I don’t like it. ]
[Ningguang: In the advertisement of the Hall of Rebirth, I should be counted in it no matter what (¬_¬)]
[ Ke Qing: I was scared to death. Although it was on camera again, it didn't seem to be too much. ]
[Xu Hao: Fools executive officer, the Liyue Qixing suddenly made the things in the Hall of Rebirth look taller. ]
[Xingqiu: Indeed, if you don't know that they are urns and coffins, they will probably be sold out of stock. ]
…
The video continues on the big screen:
"Here, you can forget about all your worries."
Walnut was lying on the coffin, sucking a box of coconut milk with Ghost.
"Here, you can feel at home."
"Thousands of years since its opening, there has been no bad review after sales."
"Even if there is malicious competition, we will provide door-to-door services to satisfy them."
"The service of the Hall of Rebirth, Lord Yan agreed to use it."
A dragon claw emerged from the luxurious coffin and gave a thumbs up. Zhongli in sunglasses squatted in front of the camera and made a scissors hand.
"I am Hutao, and the Hall of Rebirth is looking forward to your arrival."
Walnut is at the gate of the Hall of Rebirth, welcoming the distinguished guests.
The video ends here.
This fucking commercial is over, and the viewers in the live broadcast room are still dazed after being injured.
Especially the Liyue people who are familiar with the Hall of Rebirth.
[Master Mao: After watching this second creation video, I no longer know what kind of business the Xiangshengtang is. ]
[Dongsheng: I was dumbfounded too, I feel that Xiangshengtang has become a place selling luxury goods. ]
[Changshun: Is there a possibility that the Hall of Rebirth sells coffins?]
[Chongyun: Anyway, I was paralyzed by the sight, and my impression of Xiangshengtang has been confused. ]
[Diona: It looks so advanced, if my dad drinks and sleeps on the side of the road again, I might have to buy him one (¬_¬). ]
[Dulaf: Not so, not so ∑( ̄□ ̄;)]
[Margaret: So, Mr. Duraff should drink less alcohol, so as not to make Diona angry and worried all day long. ]
[Hu Tao: It's okay, it's okay, I made an appointment for our service at the Hall of Rebirth, and you can drink whatever you want, and we will take care of your funeral for you, absolutely foolproof (/≧▽≦)/]
[Dulaf: No way, no way, the things in your house look too high-end, and I, a little hunter, can't afford them. ]
[Walnut: Don't worry, we have a variety of packages in Xiangshengtang, and we are still doing promotional activities recently, there is definitely one that suits you (* ̄︶ ̄)]
…
Grandpa Zhongli, who was supposed to speak, broke out in a cold sweat.
The one in the coffin was obviously his own dragon body, and he even squatted outside the coffin and compared it with scissors.
Fortunately, there are no other details directly marked, his current identity is an employee of Xiangshengtang.
Otherwise, his identity will definitely be exposed.
PS: Thank you guys for your flowers and recommendation tickets, and continue to ask for flowers and tickets shamelessly. If you have any suggestions and questions, you can leave a message in the comment area.
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