Zannen Kei na Ojou-sama no Nichijou

17. Cafeteria Incident

​I met with Sumire and Hitomi at the Cafeteria. As what you’d expect from a gathering of the rich, there was no names of set meals like the ones I ate in my previous life. In the menu left at the entrance, named fine, graceful dishes in enumeration.
 
“Maybe I should get myself this flower’s special course”
“It’s rather light for Sumire”
“My, you jest~ Hitomi… wouldn’t I be troubled if I can’t finish afternoon’s that?”
 
Basically, you want to eat cheap snacks after school huh. Sumire’s seems to have completely taken into it, still current in her favour for cheap snacks.
 
I decided to have blue spring’s special course today. Just like its name, the ingredients utilised many ingredients from spring, apparently. Finding an empty seat for myself, I cheerfully waited for the course to be carried. I sure look forward to it~
 
Like-! That wasn’t it, today’s probably the day that that incident will happen. I’m positive that it’s an incident that’s better without. Spilling soup on Miyabi-sama is the start of her bullying too… The treatment was quite horrible at times so, knowing that and not doing anything is a bit… I wonder if there’ll be no collisions with the flower princesses if this flag broke.
 
Speaking of which, I wonder where Asami-san and Miyabi-sama are…
 
Looking around, I immediately found Miyabi-sama. As expected, the atmosphere is different so she’s quite eye-catching. Already have found a seat, she was there gracefully with her followers, having a friendly chat.
 
A bit further from there is there, I found Asami-san holding her lunch tray. That’s right. In this school, other than the special course, all the other courses are carried by hand and not to you.
 
Uwaah~ It basically means she was carrying that, stumbled and splashed the soup… guess I must nonchalantly change the route course.
 
“Maria, is something wrong?”
 
Looking at the me standing up, Hitomi and Sumire lifted their eyes to match in wonder. Getting water when it already got ordered in the special course would seem weird so… although a bit lacking in manners, there’s only that left.
 
“Will be going off for a bit… to the restroom”
 
Saying so, I left in a haste, heading towards the area where the accident will happen. Reconfirming Asami-san’s location… ootto, that was close. If I walk this route, Asami-san would probably avoid it. In short, if I stand around the area Asami-san would stumble, she would take another course and the future would be changed.
 
As I expected, Asami-san noticed me standing in front and avoided the route to the left. However, I don’t know why but the moment she avoided, her leg twisted in a big sway.
 
“Wah!?”
“Danger!”
 
With the results of my daily training as half thanks, I was able to swiftly rush over and solidly act as a support for the Asami-san who was stumbling. However, another problem also occurred.
 
“Kyaaa!! Maria-sama!?”
 
The area around my chest got soaked by Asami-san’s soup. Un, more lukewarm than I thought. Asami-san also got a bit on her but by no comparison was it as much as mine.
 
“Maria-sama! Are you alright!?”
 
The girls turned pale as they hurried over to the surrounding. I’m sure everyone’s going, this guy’s life is over as they looked at Asami-san. My, how terrible, the Tengenji three are looked at the perfect scene.
 
“S-Sorry!”
 
Putting the tray down in a fluster, Asami-san took out a handkerchief which was immediately slapped to the side by Cytisus Scoparius’s you, Katagiri Eibiri. Uwaah, wait a minute, that looked scare. Sounded like it hurt a lot.
 
“You! What on Earth is your intention!”
“Eh”
“That’s why commoners are!! Such dirty piece of cloth, were you planning on touching Maria-sama with that?”
 
Eibiri-sama’s timing explosion had a scorn of laugh towards Asami-san. The surrounding girls too, were chattering bad words. More than that, I still have soup on me~
 
“Maria-sama!”
 
Sumire headed over to my place and in a whisper, said, “Hurry off, your urinary bladder won’t last”
“Yes?”
“Leave the clean up to me! Now, hurry!”
 
Tilting my head in question, Sumire pointed towards WC and made a thumbs up… in other words, hurry up and go, you’ll explode~ was apparently Sumire’s way of giving her considerations. Before that, I wasn’t really in a hurry for the toilet though…
 
Well, it’s probably better to make a fast exit from this scene. Me, and Asami-san too.
 
“Asami-‘kun’, can you come together with me to the sick bay?”
“Eh… ah, yes!”
 
The place returned to silence upon my words.
Gazing at the girls and Eibiri, I gave a sweet smile.
 
“Sorry for causing so much trouble, I was the one who crashed into him. Both he and I will need to change so we’ll be heading over to the medical office. Everyone, thank you for your care. Hitomi, can I leave the rest to you?”
“Of course”
 
At Hitomi’s nodding, the girls in crimson cheeks went, “I will clean, Hitomi-sama! An order…”, “What are you saying! I shall do it instead! Hitomi-sama, an order!”, “Saa, Hitomi-sama! An order for me!”
And it became a ruckus in a completely different meaning. Everyone, I wonder how much they want to be ordered by Hitomi.
 
Like this, Asami-san and I headed over to the sick bay together.