Zerg Swinger

The sun filled the room, and Xi Tian sat cross-legged on the ground, with an unpacked express parcel in front of him.

They haven't officially completed the formalities, and Xi Tian can't use Alice's account to deposit. Adhering to the idea of ​​"Sooner or later, his person is mine, and the money is mine", Xi Tian did not accept Ellis' transfer request and directly bound the payment account to the Ellis terminal. In order to show that Alice is now the head of the family to support the family, he also changed his recipient's name to Alice. Every time he receives a package, Xi Tian will tease Alice: " Our owner's parcel has arrived again." Then, he smiled clearly when Ellis returned.

In the morning, Ellis was called out to a party by his friends. Ellis had questioned him, but Xi Tian was happy to see him in contact with his friends, nodded and agreed.

Within an hour, the express parcel was delivered to the door. When signing, Xi Tian saw the "Recipient: Ellis" on it and thought it was his own parcel. He opened it without thinking about it.

The outermost carton is the color of ordinary unremarkable virgin wood pulp. After opening, the inside is a very eye-catching pink box with the words: "I understand your mind best" on the outside, and a kiss is attached next to it.

The pink box was not packaged, and Xi Tian knew what was inside without opening it.

"Xin Si" is a **** toy store dedicated to adult females. Xi Tian, ​​who loves peeking at the female and sub-female sections all the year round, recognizes it at a glance. This is a **** toy package that is nicknamed the "primary kit" by the majority of females.

The elementary kit is to add fun props to the bed. The content includes entry-level low-temperature candles, restraints, handcuffs, ropes, pocket knives and so on.

Xi Tianzai carefully recalled the list of recently bought items three times, and concluded that the order for this package was Ellis.

Seeing that the date of the loading slip inside shows that it was two days ago, Xi Tian touched his chin. Why did his prince buy these things?

Is it dissatisfied that he only has too few tricks, buying these is a silent protest?

But Ellis' response was obviously quite enthusiastic.

The question goes back to "Why did Ellis buy this."

Xi Tian decided to think from another position, if it were himself, under what circumstances would he buy things.

…Um, group buying?

Maybe it’s because the weather is getting colder and everyone is cold and doesn’t fall in love with bed. So Xinsi has launched a group purchase and full reduction campaign in order to promote sales?

Group buying has a big price cut. If you can't buy it, you will lose money. If you can't buy it, you will make a profit.

The roaring advertisements made by major online e-commerce companies appeared in Xi Tian's mind, which once caused his savings to be on the verge of eating dirt.

This absurd speculation made Xi Tian couldn't help himself.

But immediately, thinking of the small half of the books placed in the upper right corner of the bookshelf was completely uninterested, and was just buying back the books, and lost again.

In order to divert attention, he opened the "junior kit", which contained a palm-sized pink pamphlet.

Xi Tian has a problem. As long as it is a printed matter with text, he needs to take it in his hand.

The first page is a simple strokes of boldness and boldness. As soon as Xi Tian's eyes fell, his face flushed.

He wanted to let go, but was curious about the contents.

Every time I turn a page, Xi Tian hears a roar in his mind: let it go! Put it down!

However, there was another soft, small voice: I read another page, just read one page, and put it down after I read the next page.

So, I read the whole book.

After closing the booklet, Xi Tian's face was already red, and he was at a loss to cover his face with his hands.

He heard the arteries in his mind jumping suddenly, sweating slightly in the palms of his always dry hands, cold fingers and shaking in the air.

I seem to have opened the door to a new world.

Xi Tian heard the small voice speak again.

In hindsight, it was his own voice.

Xi Tian took out the pocket knife wrapped in polyethylene.

The pocket knife is spring, and the handle is as long as the palm of your hand. When you fumble for the switch, a shining blade sprang out with a swish.

Exquisite patterns are engraved on the knife, and the two sides of the knife are not edged.

Xi Tian swiped **** his palm, leaving only a painless white mark, and it quickly recovered under the elasticity of the skin.

The **** pocket knife will not really harm the female body, just use its strength to add a bit of fun.

Footnote of the booklet: "Do not insert it to the back, it will hurt~T^T,"

Reminiscent of the words I told the female to poke in last night, a panic of shame suddenly surged.

He doesn't know how to play.

However, thinking of the dagger that Ellis gave him last night, there was another cold behind him.

I'm afraid that Ellis also heard from the ears about the fun gameplay on the bed. He only listened to a rough idea, and even stupidly prepared a real dagger.

Fortunately, last night, both of them had a little understanding of the gameplay, and finally finished it with normal posture.

However, after reading the graphic science popularization on the pamphlet, the posture that was still full of fun turned pale.

The heat on his face hasn't faded, and his mind is about to move, Xi Tianyue is eager to try.

Xi Tian began to rejoice. Fortunately, Ellis went out to the party so that he could be popularized to so much knowledge.

Thinking about it this way, I hadn't seen the flirting tutorial in bed before.

The power of the masses is limitless, and only the flirting methods he has explored by himself will be no better than gathering countless predecessors and experimenters in more than ten years.

With sharp eyes, Xi Tian quickly pulled out the terminal to cast the screen, opened the frequently visited male forum section, and started posting tutorials.

At this time, Ellis was sitting with Angie and Owen, sitting around the hot pot.

Alice was about to drop the frozen meat into the hot pot of red soup with his chopsticks, his nose was itchy, and he quickly picked up the handkerchief to cover it, and sneezed muffledly.

Angie was scooping the chili sauce into the bowl with a spoon. Seeing the scene of Alice, he wondered, "Alice, are you wearing too little? While we were eating, you sneezed three times, right? ."

Owen knocked on the back of Angie's hand and walked along the chili bottle in his hand, "You put too much."

Angie said "Oh".

Irving smiled at Ellis, "Is anyone thinking of you?"

"How can it be?"

The hero's face suddenly appeared in front of Ellis, and he felt a little bit shy.

Angie came with interest, "Hey hey, Ellis, you blush, are you thinking about your family hero?"

Ellis smiled embarrassedly, acquiescingly.

Owen looked very calm, "Ellis, you haven't come to the army during this period of time, this time it's completely settled down."

Ellis nodded.

Irving: "When do you plan to get married?"

"Mid next month." Ellis thought for a while, then added, "No surprises."

Now it is mid-October.

Irving: "Are you going to keep asking for leave during this period?"

Angie’s colander was desperately looking for the vegetable **** he had just ordered in the hot pot. The only three of them were Angie who loved to eat vegetables and vegetables, interjecting, “Anyway, Ellis will return to the army after marriage. It’s okay to take a short rest.”

Ellis smiled and said, "Yes, the above has been approved, after all, the only engagement in my life, I still want to enjoy it."

An Ji placed a plate in the hot pot at this time. The speed was too fast to see clearly that the plate was gone. "The engagement, it sounds really enviable, so romantic. Hey! Why are you kicking me!" Angie angered Owen on the right, turning back as if thinking of something, "Have you ever been in bed? Tell me, how is your hero's skills? Do you have any special hobbies?"

Females know everything about "special hobbies".

Ellis poked at the bottom material in the bowl and blushed, "Master, ah, there is no special hobby, technology... uh, I'm very happy."

"Hey, I don't need any props. There are really too few such innocent males." Anji sighed, giving Owen a vague glance, "I don't use any props, and there is a lot of fun, right~"

Owen squeezed the chopsticks in his hand and the joints clicked.

"You can persuade your hero to try'special hobbies' together. The very popular elementary toolkit is very good."

Ellis instantly grasped the point, "You have an object?! Why never heard you say it."

An Ji smiled, "I have been dating for two months."

Ellis exclaimed: "Unexpectedly, the three of us turned out to be the first objects of yours. It's really tight enough."

An Ji smiled: "I have time to let you know each other."

Ellis: "Your target is not a male? Is it a sub-female?"

The male has always disdain to attend female gatherings, otherwise Ellis really wants to bring his male master.

"You'll know when I see you." An Ji avoided talking and changed the subject, "I didn't talk about props just now. I recommend a few high-quality stickers for you. Experiments will definitely allow you to firmly grasp the male son. Heart."

With that, he moved closer to Ellis with the bowl, and Owen was far away, muttering to speak.

Owen looked at Anji deeply, but the eyes of the two closely fixed on Anji's projection screen. The distance between the two made him feel inexplicable, and he said, "I'll get some more vegetables" and left the seat.

"Give me two plates of meatballs, thank you~" An Ji shouted at Owen with a smile.

"Angie, how do I feel that you and Irving are weird today." Ellis hesitated, "Are you conflicted?"

"How is it possible." An Ji retorted, smiling brightly.

"In the past, you were not so passionate."

"It may be that love makes me enthusiastic." An Ji smiled.

Now that Angie denied it, Ellis stopped struggling and continued to consult Angie about the details.

When parting, Owen and Angie hugged Ellis respectively. Owen said, "You have to be good. If he hurts you, you must tell me." Angie whispered in his ear, "I have prepared a gift for you, etc." You'll know when you go back."

Ellis's heart is hot, this is his friend!