Zerg Swinger

Xi Tian looked at the mercenary mission registration form on the table. It was full of handwriting, such as "helping to take care of the baby for three hours", "buying the freshest catfish in the morning market", and "purchasing the local distilled liquor produced by Chongxing", It's a good picture of people's daily life.

"I thought the Mercenary Guild would do some missions to hunt down beasts and assassinate certain giants," Xi Tianfu said, "It looks like it's really shattered now."

Ellis took it over and turned over two pages, and couldn't help but laugh, "Being the largest guild must be the most down-to-earth. If they are listed as **** and thrilling in a novel, I am afraid that the Star Alliance will not help it. It is open."

A dwarf walked in at the door and he said a few words to Bouma's ear. Bouma's face was pale, he drank cold beer in one sip, and asked them for leave, saying that he could serve them for free the next day.

Before they could answer, Bouma slipped out of the black curtain behind the bar, which was invisible to the original color.

"The tour guide ran away." Xi Tian said dryly.

Ellis looked at him, "Yes, he ran away."

The two looked at each other for a few seconds and laughed out loud.

The tour guide was caught off guard, and they didn't know how to react.

But then, a roar came from the front door, "Where is that little **** Bouma? Get out of me!"

Then, I saw a giant with a big waist and a round beard coming in.

His round head swayed from side to side, and his neck was barely visible. The voices of the people in the tavern fell silent, only to hear him panting.

He set his sights on the only new face in the tavern, and walked straight to Xitian Ellis.

The lively sound in the room resumed.

"Big guy, it's been a month, still thinking about Bouma?"

"Little kids, don't they just win you a few money, so make a fuss?"

"Ge Rong, you really have no stomach!"

The crowd booed, and the person next to him raised the frothy beer in front of him, and he pushed it away.

"You don't know anything!" Gerong yelled at them, and the decoration hanging from the roof shook a few times.

He walked to their table, in the bar, and shouted to the Asian female who had registered with Xi Tian:

"If you dare to break the chair, we won't welcome you in the future!"

There was a roar of laughter around, and Gerong blushed and roared back: "Who cares about your broken stools of poor quality."

Facing Xi Tian, ​​this male worm who can tell his gender at a glance-the assurance that the female will feel close at a glance is that the male worm is right-Gerong tried to squeeze a smiley face for fear of frightening Xi Tian .

Xi Tian gave a light cough and couldn't hold back, and looked away.

The onlookers thought that Xi Tian was too lazy to look at this rude man.

Only Ellis, who was holding his hand under the table, knew that Xi Tian was holding back not to laugh.

Xiongzi has the right to presumptuous, but his family hero will not really do it, and he once told Ellis in a high-sounding manner: That would damage my image on the outside too much, no, no, absolutely not.

In order to preserve the image of Xi Tian, ​​Ellis took the initiative to say: "Bouma is our guide. If you have any grudges with Bouma, please go and talk to him directly."

Gerong shook his head subconsciously: "No, no, no, every time that little thing sees me, it steps on a slice of watermelon under my feet."

Before the words were finished, there was an interrupter next to him, "How old are you, and you still care about with a female, shameless?"

Gerong roared back, but he booed even more.

Gerong anxiously spied Xi Tian's expression, for fear that Xiongzi would be impatient and would just throw him out.

Xi Tian finally spoke, "Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"I just wanted to ask you to send me a message to Bouma. It wasn't because he was cheating to win my wages." Gerong looked at Xi Tian's face and went on, "He took away one of my important things that day. Something, my friend is waiting for that thing to save his life."

"Tomorrow I will help you tell him, whether he wants to see you or not depends on his wishes."

"Hey! Good, good, good!"

Gerong thought he would beg to beg again, but he didn't expect Xiongzi to be so easy to talk, he laughed big and ran to the bar: "Bring me a bucket of beer, not iced or iced."

"..." Xi Tian was a little embarrassed, he hadn't asked Gerong where they were going to meet.

Ellis laughed next to him. Life in the small town made him give up the habit of planning, but insisted on thinking things thoroughly.

"Don't worry about this, Bouma can be a guide. He must know where that person lives, and he will naturally go if he agrees."

Xi Tian nodded.

Ellis, who had talked with his mentor, seemed more comfortable, more stretched, and more charming in the eyes of Xi Tian, ​​who was already affectionate for him.

The hands they shook never let go, and Ellis felt that the male master's palm was slightly warm.

"I kind of want to drink." Xi Tian pressed to Ellis' ear.

"I'm going to ask for a glass." Ellis got up and was pulled back by Xi Tian.

"Not beer, I mean, I'm a little drunk."

"How can you get drunk if you don't drink?"

"You can get drunk without drinking it."

Xi Tian slid his hand to Alice's waist, where he had always been sensitive.

Ellis finally understood what'drunk' meant, and couldn't help but flushed.

"Drunk, do you still have the strength to walk home?"

"I don't remember the way home," Xi Tian rubbed his waist. "I want to sober up more than I go home. There is a drunk man here, and you need to sober him up."

As he said, Xi Tian kissed his lips, the spectators around him winked, whistled, and some even said directly, ‘Tell him down! At the bar, the waiter holding the glass and picking up the beer from the wooden barrel looked at him in a daze. He didn't know if the beer was full.

Ellis would never refuse the appeal from the male son, and insisted on pushing away the male son when it was almost over.

"The chef said he didn't want to make sober soup in a public performance."

"What if this drunk insists on the cook?"

Ellis pecked Xi Tian lightly, "Then the chef will have to do it, but I don't think the drunk person would agree to this."

"Hey, you are so smart, how can I reward you?" Xi Tianyou said quietly.

"Give you to me, how about it?" Ellis tilted his head and teased.

"No, no, I have a family." Xi Tian shook his head.

"Who didn't have a romantic time outside, anyway, everyone was acting on the spot. Since they are all out to travel, what's wrong with being a temporary husband?"

"I'm not afraid of loss, you are not afraid of being discovered by your hero?" Xi Tian held back his laugh.

The people around you put their ears up and listened to their conversation, Ma, the two of them actually have a family, they are all cheating, it's so exciting!

Finally, Ellis couldn't help it, and pulled Xi Tian out, "Go and open the room, why are you still drowsy?!"

Walking out of the tavern more than ten meters, finally couldn't help laughing.

Xi Tian brought Ellis over, panting with a smile and said to him: "Don't be a temporary one, we will be a husband."