Zhou Lin

What is extraordinary is called "strange".

Therefore, Zhang San should be a strange person.

There are so many extraordinary things about him that you can hardly imagine.

If you want to decorate your home, he can help you with the design drawings and budget; if you want to have a good banquet, he can cook it for you; if you want to learn a musical instrument, as long as you can tell He can teach you all the stuff...

And these are just routine operations.

The really great thing about Zhang San is that he can satisfy even some weird, cumbersome and unique requirements.

For example, if you tell him now that you want to spend 20,000 yuan to travel around the world and visit at least 20 countries, is that okay?

Someone else might have replied to you, "Let's get plastic surgery first," but Zhang San will not use this clever way to solve the problem. He will first help you investigate the feasibility of this hypothesis. If it is really feasible, He will give you a plan - a plan that you would never have thought of on your own - to accomplish this.

Specifically... he may let you take a limited-time super discounted flight commemorating some anniversary of a certain airline, arrive in Europe, and then join a Tour de France cycling group that only requires a small amount of bicycle rental. When your group arrived near Dunkirk, you just happened to be able to participate in a sea crossing experience activity commemorating the anniversary of the Dunkirk escape. After crossing the English Channel, you caught up with a zipline torch relay over the Thames River. Then there are limited-time discounts on flights, ferries or trains... mixed with some great deals on local activities to boost your itinerary.

After this final round, not only did you travel to 20 countries with only 20,000 yuan, but you also felt that the journey was very fulfilling.

Of course, if this thing is "not feasible", Zhang San will tell you directly that it is not feasible and tell you how much it will cost.

Zhang San is roughly such a person, an extremely reliable person who makes you feel that "you can do anything" and "even if you can't do it, he will give you the most reasonable advice."

Therefore, when Shi Sanwen temporarily decided to leave Cairo, his first thought was to contact Zhang San.

Things like "moving", "finding a suitable place to live", and "settling down quickly and without attracting the attention of the surrounding neighbors" can be done easily by Zhang San.

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, Shi Sanwen and Lie Ba were already driving a dilapidated small trailer on the road outside Cairo.

The inspection when leaving the city was much looser than when entering the city. In addition, Shi Sanwen didn't even change his clothes, so no one took him seriously when passing the checkpoint.

In fact, there were a lot of things in Shi Sanwen's car. In addition to Lieba's luggage, there were also 90% of his own belongings. Such a lot of sundries were undoubtedly worth searching and checking... …

But when the prosecutors saw those expensive anime pillows, game figures... piled together with broken bowls and spoons that were so cheap that no one would pick them up, they felt an inexplicable feeling of disgust.

Coupled with Shi Sanwen's appearance, the inspector couldn't help but think: "If I soiled this guy's pillow during the inspection, he would probably say that I had defiled his wife, and then he would make trouble with me or even fight me... …”

In this way, relying on others' stereotypes about him, Shi Sanwen came out of the city without even accepting any cross-examination.

"When you said you wanted me to help you 'pack your belongings,' I thought I just needed to sort out bank books, cash, jade and other things, put them in a small box, and then leave." As he left the city As the distance got further and further away, Lieba gradually felt at ease and started talking to Shi Sanwen, "...In the end, you are asking me to help you move."

"Nonsense, do you know what 'Xinruan' is?" Shi Sanwen retorted confidently, "The so-called 'Xinruan' refers to 'fine and easy-to-carry valuables'..." He paused and looked towards He glanced at the back of the car and said, "Everything in my car is very valuable, and everything is easy to carry, so everything is soft and soft."

"I won't talk about your pillow figurines...even if you leave out personal hobbies, they are objectively quite valuable. The problem is..." Hunter Ba said and looked behind him, " You even have to bring the chipped toothbrush cup, the tissue box that is so greasy and discolored, and the enamel washbasin that has several pieces of rust..."

"Do you want to take care of it? Can't I get used to this?" Shi Sanwen interrupted before the other party could finish speaking, "I don't have good use of the new ones I bought. It's hard to buy a lot of money, do you understand Shutan?"

You can say that he is arrogant, but looking at it from another angle, there seems to be nothing wrong with his absurd reasoning; the most important factor in determining the value of an item is actually people's feelings and cognition. The diamond you bought for tens of thousands of yuan has an impact on your daily life. Your help may not be as much as a roll of toilet paper that costs a few yuan; the seafood and local products you eat at a high price may be something that fishermen and locals think they make you want to vomit, or they can be picked up casually on the ground. Son.

Perhaps Shi Sanwen is the one who truly "lives clearly". At least he knows what he needs, instead of being like most people in a world controlled by capitalists who are constantly told by others what they need, and then Just go with the flow for the sake of this material desire that is set by others.

"What...you said before that I have to learn from you for four months, right?" The longer the chat went on, the more Lie Ba felt that this master-disciple relationship would be a double test for him both mentally and physically.

"Ha..." Shi Sanwen replied with a smile, "It depends on how well you learn. If you are smart enough and learn to get out in four days, then I will be the first to clap my hands and applaud, but according to my observation... …You should be a trap.”

"I haven't used any of my abilities yet. How did you spot the trap?" Lie Ba asked suspiciously.

"It has nothing to do with ability. Learning mainly depends on understanding and intelligence." Shi San asked, "Look at you... you tricked me into moving out within half a day of meeting me. You must not have high intelligence."

"Does this have anything to do with me?" Lieba said in dissatisfaction, "I didn't decide the meeting place, transportation, route... I didn't decide. Who knows that I will bump into a guard officer by chance?"

"Ha..." Shi Sanwen heard this, laughed dryly, and shook his head, "Forget it, I'll explain this to you when I have the chance."

When the two of them said this, the car had already reached a relatively deserted section of the road. At this time, a man's figure appeared on the roadside.

The man looked about forty years old, Asian, slightly fat, and plain-looking. He was wearing a shirt and jeans that were neither very expensive nor cheap; his whole appearance and temperament gave you a sense of "everywhere." Passerby” feeling.

He is Zhang San.

Shi Sanwen recognized the other person at a glance, so he slowed down the car and pulled to the side of the road.

Zhang San didn't say much. After the car stopped, he opened the rear door with a smile and got in.

"How did you get here?" Shi Sanwen asked as soon as the other party came up.

"Skydiving." Zhang San's answer was very curious, but his tone when he said these two words was very casual.

"Oh... no wonder there are no cars nearby." Shi Sanwen muttered, "Eh? Where is your parachute?"

"I changed it a little and sold it as a tent to a few passing camping enthusiasts." Zhang Sand said.

Hearing this, Lieba in the passenger seat couldn't help but look back at him: "Brother... how long have you been standing there?"

"Twenty minutes." Zhang San replied.

"Hey... I think you just jumped with a tent on your back, right?" Hunter Ba joked.

"Ha..." Zhang San knew what the other party meant, and he responded with a smile, "It doesn't take twenty minutes to convert a parachute into a tent. I can also convert a bicycle into a wheelchair in ten minutes."

"In another ten minutes, he can trick you into being lame and sell you a wheelchair." Shi Sanwen also interrupted at the right time, then restarted the car and said to Zhang San, "Hey, where are we going next? ah?"

"Drive forward first and stop at the first gas station." Zhang San replied.

Before he finished speaking, Shi Sanwen had already started driving.

"I have two plans for you. You can listen to them on the way to the gas station and then consider which one is better." Zhang San continued, "The first plan is safer. You can turn directly to the southeast and go to Zao Ye County, just find an oasis city like Riyadh to live..."

"I won't go." Unexpectedly, Shi Sanwen rejected the first plan before he heard the second plan, "The tropical desert climate is too hot in summer."

"Huh?" Hunter Ba heard this and asked suspiciously, "Isn't the climate in Cairo similar? Besides, you don't seem to be the kind of person who goes out often, right? If you stay in an air-conditioned room, does it matter whether it's hot outside or not? ?”

"Then have you considered the feelings of those who deliver food and express delivery?" Shi Sanwen asked, "Do you know how many delivery boys I have seen running around in wind, rain and scorching heat, so busy that they don't even have time to poop? ...You order takeout in a place where the temperature is over 40 degrees, and if the delivery person gets upset, he will shoot a puddle into your pizza..."

"Okay, okay, okay... that's okay, that's okay!" Lieba didn't want to hear any more, "You have a life, you have the final say..."

"Then let me talk about the second plan." Zhang San, who was sitting in the back, didn't pay attention to the conversation, but continued in a very calm tone, "This plan is a little more complicated. If possible, I hope You follow the map and listen to me."

Bangji——

Before he finished speaking, Shi Sanwen raised his hand and punched open a storage space above his head.

The next second, a rolled-up paper world map fell down from there.

Lieba originally wanted to complain that there are still people who can use paper maps these days, but then he thought about it. If he said this, the other party would probably use excuses such as "the phone may be out of battery or there may be no internet, but paper can't". Educate yourself again, so this time he didn't speak at all, just silently picked up the map and slowly unfolded it in his hand.

Then, Zhang San also came up from the back seat, pointed to the map in the hunter's hand and continued: "We are now located at the southernmost point of the east coast of the Mediterranean; this side, for now...'basically' is still in the Federation area of ​​influence, but since the area above the Aegean Sea and the west coast of the Black Sea are already owned by the rebels... Therefore, with Guanzhi County as the boundary, all the sea areas on the right are now in a state of war, and civilian ships cannot go out to sea at all."

"We can't travel by sea, what about the air route?" Shi Sanwen quickly grasped the key points of the conversation and asked.

"Ha... if there is an airport nearby that can legally take off and land, why should I use parachute?" Zhang San smiled, "Now that the federal government has declared a state of war, shipping will inevitably be greatly affected; except for Western Europe and North America, , South Africa and the Arctic Circle, the airspace of other places is subject to varying degrees of air transport supervision... Some areas restrict takeoff and landing, and some simply send drones to patrol and attack in the sky. In short, this place at the junction of the Eurasian and African continents , as well as the entire territory of Double Eagle County, almost all civilian aircraft have been suspended... As long as you dare to go to the sky, you must be prepared to be shot down inexplicably. "

"So the only way is by land?" Shi Sanwen asked.

"Yes." Zhang San said, "So...since you don't want to go to Zaoye County, you can choose one between Long County or Xiou."

"Can't it be done anywhere else?" Shi Sanwen asked again.

"America is also possible, but you must first arrive at the coastal area of ​​Long County or central Europe before you can catch a flight to the American continent." Zhang San replied.

Shi Sanwen thought for a while: "Then let's go to Europe. To go to Longjun, we have to pass through the Middle East. There are too many deserts and the scenery is not beautiful."

"Is the key point the scenery along the way..." Hunter Ba looked sideways at Shi Sanwen and blurted out his bad points.

"No, the important thing is who to go with." Shi Sanwen continued without thinking, "Although I personally prefer to go on such long-distance trips with fair-skinned and beautiful beauties, it's a pity that there are only two rough guys around me. There is no other way... I can only express my love for the scenery and chat with each other."

"Hahaha..." Zhang San was amused by him, "You are still the same. It seems that at least I will not be bored during this trip."

"Huh?" Lieba heard something from his words, "Mr. Zhang... do you also want to go with us?"

"Yes." Zhang San replied, "When you get there, I have to arrange accommodation for you and fake your identity. There are a series of trivial matters. Besides... I can't go back now."

"Don't the reverse crosses have their own submarines and shuttles? When I came to Cairo today, I took the shuttle first and then changed to a car." Lie Ba said, "Let them come and pick them up. Can't we reach any place in the world immediately? Is there a place?"

"Ha! What are you thinking about?" Unexpectedly, even Zhang San started to ridicule him this time, "You are not a formal member of the Reverse Cross, you are just an apprentice... I have endless things to do every day, so you can send It's great that you came here, but who knew you had to change places after only being here for a long time? Do you still expect them to drive that kind of dark alloy vehicle to be your driver? "

"Sigh..." Two seconds later, before Lieba could reply, Shi Sanwen stabbed him beside him, "...Four months may not be enough..."