Zombie Agreement: A supernatural comprehension, plundering Uncle Jiu’s small treasury

“Uncle Simu? When did you come?”

“Don’t mention it, we were delayed for a while last night, and it was almost dawn when we arrived at the charity cemetery!” Taoist Simu was very happy to see Lin Chen;”Smelly boy, I heard that you are getting married soon?”

“I didn’t expect it myself.” Lin Chen really didn’t expect that he would get married so early.

Uncle Jiu glared at him;”Don’t talk nonsense, if Tingting and Master Ren heard it, they would think you were unwilling!””

You little bastard, you’ve taken advantage of others, and you still want to deny it? Don’t say that the father and daughter of the Ren family don’t agree. If you dare to say another word, your legs will be broken by your master!”

“Master, I’m just talking. I’m not unwilling, but I’m only eighteen years old and it feels a bit early!”

“Who can you blame if you can’t control yourself?” Uncle Jiu actually didn’t expect that in the blink of an eye, the little brat back then would really grow up!

“Xiaochen, tell your uncle, what’s going on? The last time you came, there was no shadow, and now you’re getting married in just a few days?”What Simu couldn’t understand was, isn’t this too fast?

“There is no way. People cannot be too good. I am too good. Of course, it is mainly because I am too handsome, so girls like me too much. Uncle, you will not understand!”

Lin Chen’s face was full of sighs. He didn’t want to be like this, but there was no way. God gave me this handsome face. It is impossible not to have it. Isn’t it infuriating?

Simu’s mouth twitched;”I understand, how could I not understand? When I was young, your uncle was also a handsome man. The junior sisters on the mountain would come to me every day. It was really annoying.~”

“Isn’t that right?” Lin Chen looked puzzled.”If you said this about my master, I would believe it. After all, although my master is not very handsome, he is also upright.”

“Even though I’m old now, there’s still a Master Quegu who’s clinging to me! But Master Simu, what about you?·····”

Lin Chen’s eyes looked a little strange;”If I remember correctly, the one who was entangled with you, uncle, seemed to be only an old monk, right?”

“Hey~, you little bastard, how dare you talk to your uncle like that?” Taoist Simu was furious;”Do you think that I, your uncle, can’t lift the knife?”

“No, no, but uncle, it’s not a sin for this person to be ugly. You don’t have to worry about it. One day,····”

“Senior Brother~” Simu suddenly stood up;”Do you still care about this little bastard of yours? How can you talk to your uncle like this?”

Uncle Jiu nodded;”What you said is very pertinent!”

“No, brother.···”

“What is not? Don’t you know what kind of moral character you are? Isn’t what Xiaochen said the truth?”

My disciple’s eyes are still very bright, and he saw the greatest advantage of his master at a glance!

But it’s true, my advantages are too outstanding, it’s hard for others not to notice!

Can you please not mention Quegu next time? Uncle Jiu gets a headache when he hears this name!

“···I finally know who this brat Lin Chen resembles in character!” Simu was silent for a long time and then spoke slowly;”Good boy~, you two, master and disciple, are so shameless, you are exactly the same!”

“Simu, we haven’t had a fight for a long time, right? How about we have some time today to have a fight?” Uncle Jiu slowly stood up, rubbing his fists and walking towards Simu.

“Brother, please don’t be impulsive. I… I just slipped up, it wasn’t intentional.····”

“Master, it’s time to eat.~”

“Master.” Wencai poked his head out of the window beside him;”The food is ready, it will be cold soon!”

“I’ll let you go this time!” Uncle Jiu didn’t really want to do it, so when he heard Wencai calling for dinner, he let him go.

“”Xiaochen, where are the two girls? Why don’t you ask them to come over to meet the master?” Uncle Jiu said with some dissatisfaction in his heart.

They have come to the charity cemetery, but they don’t come to pay respects to their master. Is this reasonable?

“Uh~, Master, they have already gone back. Girls are shy and didn’t prepare anything this time, but they will come again on my birthday!”

Lin Chen touched his nose and tried to find an excuse for Dongfang Bai. He couldn’t let this matter affect the relationship between the family in the future!

“Going back?” Uncle Jiu frowned.

“What did you mean you went back? What girl?” Taoist Simu suddenly interrupted, why were these two masters and apprentices talking so unclearly?

“It’s nothing, Uncle Master, you heard it wrong!” Lin Chen chuckled,”Master, have you read the technique I showed you two days ago?”

“I saw it, but···Will there really be no accidents?”

“How about giving it a try?”

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“Senior brother, we are your close junior brothers, what are you doing? Put me down first.····”

“Didn’t you say you were going to practice the body-building exercises? Why did you tie us up? Brother, stop messing around.····”

After dinner, before Wencai and Qiusheng could react, Lin Chen tied them up in a few seconds. He ignored their struggles and neatly hung them both on the tree in the yard!

Both of them were stunned. Didn’t they say they were going to practice body-building exercises? Why did they hang us up?

“Stop making noise!” Lin Chen glared at them, then turned back;”Master, am I starting now?”

“this···”Uncle Jiu flipped through the book in his hand. He had been reading this book for two days and didn’t find anything wrong.

This technique is very powerful, but it is very simple to get started. In fact, anyone who is alive and has a little brain can get started!

After getting started, as your cultivation level improves, the meridians in your body will be opened one by one.

When the meridians in your body are unobstructed, you can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, use the spiritual energy to temper your body, and improve your own qualifications.

It can be said that this technique is specially prepared for people with extremely poor qualifications, which can turn mediocre people into geniuses, and turn waste materials into monsters!

But when he thought that this technique was created by Lin Chen, a child who had just reached adulthood, Uncle Jiu couldn’t stop worrying!

Not seeing the danger does not mean that there is really no risk!

After all, Lin Chen is a genius and his age is there. How can Uncle Jiu be completely at ease?

“Xiaochen, are you sure that your technique won’t kill them both?”Simu had just looked through the technique and was now worried!

Although Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were useless, they should be disciplined and made to suffer!

But you can’t really torture them to death, right? What if something goes wrong?

“”Master?” Lin Chen looked at Uncle Jiu and asked for his opinion. This matter still needs the master’s approval!

“Brother, you don’t really want to try it, do you?”Si Mu hurriedly persuaded him, it’s better for the disciple to be a bit useless than to die, right?