Zombie Bodyguard

"Well, you go, I won't accept the apprentice." These people's eyes were very eager, but Lin Tian still refused, not to mention that he doesn't know how to martial arts, I don't have the time to teach it, the college entrance examination is approaching Now, the first task is to enter the university.

"Master, why don't we accept the disciples, we are very sincere to learn, please accept us." The students did not give up and asked eagerly.

It ’s no wonder that you are sincere. Lin Tian does n’t believe them at all. These young people practice martial arts purely for pretending to be cool and seeing powerful people impulse to learn. They do n’t have the sincerity of martial arts in their hearts.

Lin Tian did not pierce them, pretending to be an expert, and put on a lot of tried and tested reasons, saying: "Everyone, I also appreciate your passion for martial arts, but unfortunately, without the consent of our elders, I can't impart any skill to outsiders, so I will not accept students. "

"Wow, there are martial arts, so cool, what kind of martial arts? Can you accept them now? I want to join!" A female student stared at the stars and had no desire for the martial arts fabricated by Lin Tian, ​​if she Knowing that Lin Tian has compiled it casually, I don't know how I would feel.

"I thought, I want to join too?" Several other men and women followed.

Er, how do I feel when I lifted a stone and hit my own foot? Lin Tian faced the enthusiasm of these young people with a big head. Any enemy's provocation can be fearless, Lin Tian fears that others are over-enthusiastic. Regarding the news headlines on the Shishi Gambling Festival, Lin Tian had spent so much brain cells and drools to fool past, and at this time again faced the same young people with strong curiosity.

"Everybody, everybody, please be quiet." Lin Tian waved his hands so that they would not speak, and waited for them to calm down before saying, "What martial arts I can't tell you, this is a martial arts secret, and my martial arts have no plans to recruit disciples now, So you go. "

"Ah, that's a pity."

"Can the Supremes sign me?"

Several people were unable to learn martial arts, and instead sought the second, asking Lin Tian for his signature.

"This ..." Lin Tian turned to look at Xiao Manxuan's three daughters. These young people are so crazy about their idols that they can't understand.

Zhang Lingyu glanced at him and said lightly: "You love to be in the limelight, don't look at us, you can handle it yourself."

There was no team spirit at all. Lin Tian despised her. He turned to the students and said, "This one, the signature is OK, but there is no pen or paper. How can I sign it?"

Lin Tian continuously refused their requests for admission. Lin Tian was not too hurt the enthusiasm of these students, so he had to promise to sign them, but there was no pen and paper.

"I have a pen, here you are." A girl took a pen-shaped thing out of her bag.

But Lin Tian was speechless after taking it. This thing was not a pen at all, but a delicate lipstick. He reluctantly said, "Can this be used as a pen?"

"Okay, sometimes I forget to bring a pen and that's what it remembers." The girl blinked her eyes and said.

"Uh, okay, there is no paper, where to sign?" Lin Tian reluctantly used lipstick as a pen, but he still had to solve the problem of paper.

The trainees are really out of paper. Everyone bows their heads and finds a way. Lin Tianxin thinks that he doesn't need to sign anymore. You do n’t have paper, but I did n’t pretend to sign for you.

However, Lin Tian still underestimated their heads. A boy suddenly proposed: "Clothes, Master can help me sign in my clothes!"

His proposal was unanimously approved by the trainees. The male trainees moved quickly and crowded beside Lin Tian. Although the trainees were upset, they had to wait for the boys to sign.

"Master, I want to sign on the sleeve of the sleeve, so that I can punch the blessing of the power of the Supreme! Invincible!" Said a boy exaggerated.

"To me, I want to sign at the back, tattooing the loyalty to the country with the ancient style, I have to learn to protect the weak and become a hero of the warrior!" Another boy actually knew the story of the loyalty to the country.

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The boys couldn't wait. It was their turn to be excited, their young faces turned red, and everyone had a reason to sign. These reasons sound ridiculous and naive, but Lin Tian did not laugh at them. This is the simplest dream of a young heart. This is the blood of young people and the publicity of youth. A bit cute and should not be laughed at.

But Lin Tian suddenly thought of a question, using lipstick to sign the name, the water was gone, what's the use of signing? Lin Tian talked to them about this problem, and the trainees fell into thinking again. It is true that clothes are different from star posters or books, and the words signed on clothes will soon be worn away.

"I won't wear it anymore. Hang up my clothes." A boy noticed.

"It's a pity not to wear it, but it can only be so." The boys accepted this approach.

"I have a way for you to both wear it and keep the name from fading." Xiao Manxuan stepped out suddenly and said with a smile.

"What is it?" The students asked in unison.

"When you go back, find a person who can embroider and embroider according to the handwriting so that the name will not fade. You can also choose your favorite color, isn't it good?" Xiao Manxuan laughed.

"This is really a good idea. Why didn't I think of it?" The boy said angrily, scratching his head.

"Hee hee, I can embroider, and went back to embroider myself." A girl said happily.

"This elder sister, you are the girlfriend of an expert. It is so beautiful. The stars are much more beautiful. The expert is also very handsome. You are so good." A girl grinned.

Xiao Manxuan glanced at Lin Tian for a moment, his face turned red instantly. Seeing that Lin Tian did not deny in public, the girl became inexplicably intoxicated, just like drinking honey.

"Er ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ Alright, the boys have already signed, now the girls." Lin Tian finished signing the last male student, said.

The male students got their signatures and ran home happily. They were afraid that their names would be erased accidentally.

"Where are you signing?" Lin Tian asked.

The girl who contributed the paintbrush came and said shyly, "I ... I want to sign here."

After that, she pointed at her upright, fair-faced blush, but still looked at Lin Tian boldly. Lin Tian completely understands the mistake, the original intention of others is the position of the heart.

"I want to ..." The other girls saw someone opened their heads and came to each other. They all demanded that the word "Lin Tian" be in the position of the heart of the clothes. The girls were timid, but after they gathered, they could survive. Big.

Lin Tian is dumbfounded, modern girls are too daring, dare to mention this kind of request! He looked for help and looked at Xiao Manxuan's three beauties, meaning if you can sign on behalf of me, if I sign for myself, I am afraid I can't control what extraordinary things will be done to other beauties. Then I will call him a master Definitely become a satyr!