Zombie: Taoism is hard to achieve, I choose to become holy in the flesh

Finally, the false Taoist threw out an umbrella and threw it into the hall.

In the umbrella, two ghost figures flew out, one large and one small, two male ghosts.

As soon as these two ghosts came out, they began to scare the people of the Huang family, and then this fake Daoist stood up again and pretended to stop it, he and these two ghosts were clearly a gang, deliberately performing for the people of the Huang family.

"So it is, this person can't even be called Ye Mao Shan, he is a charlatan." Ninth Uncle said, "But it's not that there are no means at all, at least some means to raise ghosts." "

And at this time.

Chu Yun's eyes lit up, and he finally remembered.

This is the plot of "Mr. Fantasy".

At this moment, Chu Yun glanced at Uncle Jiu, he really deserved to be the son of luck, and going out with him could trigger the plot tasks in the original work.

And the swaggering Taoist below is estimated to be the Maoshan Ming in "Spirit Supreme"~.

Now.

Mao Shanming's performance really calmed the people of the Huang family and made the people of the Huang family believe it.

The two ghosts, one big and one small, cooperated and pretended to be subdued by Mao Shanming, and obediently got into an umbrella that he carried.

"Dao Chief, I remember that there was a female ghost who appeared in my house, why did you catch two male ghosts?" Old Master Huang of the Huang family couldn't help but ask.

Mao Shanming was suddenly embarrassed, and immediately said: "Ghosts, there are thousands of transformations, anything can change, most of the time, the appearance of ghosts is what people think, you think of women, so what you see is a female ghost, is it still beautiful?" "

"Eh..." Old Master Huang nodded subconsciously.

"Well, you're a dead ghost." This angered Mr. Huang's wife, and slapped at Mr. Huang: "When you were in front of me, you couldn't pretend that you were old, but you thought about other women in your heart, and you can see other women when you look at a ghost, and the old lady fights with you." "

Old Master Huang looked bitter and had nothing to say.

This mysterious theory really shocked the Huang family.

Even Chu Yun, who was observing from afar, couldn't help nodding, feeling that this Maoshan Ming would be quite flickering, this set of theories... It really makes some sense.

Woohoo!

Suddenly, at this moment, the moment to punch in the face came.

In the Huang family's mansion, the wind was howling, and the place that had calmed down suddenly became restless.

"Huh, catch me? Just by you half-hanging Taoist? A woman's voice came from the mansion.

Mao Shanming's face suddenly changed: "There are really evil ghosts!" "

The Huang family was so frightened that they turned their heads and ran, not daring to stay in this place.

Mao Shanming also wanted to run out, but was pushed back by the Huang family, shouting in his mouth: "Dao chief, you have received money, but you can't leave it alone, it's handed over to you here." "

In this way, Mao Shanming was forcibly stayed.

After the Huang family left, the door of the house was also closed by an invisible force, and it was useless to let Mao Shanming rush over and slap it.

In the dark wind, a female ghost in white appeared, staring coldly at Mao Shanming.

"Hehe, I thought it was a real Maoshan Daoist who came, it turns out that you don't understand anything, which scares me." The female ghost in white said coldly.

Obviously, she did not appear not long ago, but was hiding in the shadows to observe.

"Girl... I...... I just want to reason with you, and I don't mean to be embarrassed, I'm here to negotiate. Mao Shanming bolstered himself and said.

"Be reasonable, huh? Okay, you speak. "The woman in white is ghostly, not afraid at all, nor afraid that Mao Shanming will delay time.

This is a false Taoist, she can hold it steadily.

Mao Shanming said: "The so-called people live in the yang house, and the ghosts live in the yin house, why should the girl reverse the yin and yang and break the rules." "

"Hmph, my bones are buried under this courtyard, if your sleeping place is always pressed by someone, or even walking around on your head, aren't you annoyed?" The female ghost in white said.

"Don't be annoyed, why bother?" Mao Shanming said: "Our hometown's houses are bamboo buildings with several floors, and each floor has a family to save land resources. Isn't it normal for people who live on the lower floors to walk upstairs every day? "

"Moreover, the first floor is basically a sought-after place, and how many people break their heads in order to compete for the first floor." There are old people at home or something, it is inconvenient to climb the stairs, and it is more trouble-free to live on the first floor, isn't it? "

The female ghost in white: "..."

Not only the female ghost was silent. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

The Ninth Uncle on the roof in the distance also nodded: "It makes sense." "

Mao Shanming said with a smile: "So girl, your reason is a bit far-fetched." What's more, if you are not happy alone, you will make the family unhappy, which is too much to say. "

"I'm not alone."

The ghost in white said: "I still have my mother, my father, my brother, my sister-in-law, and my younger brother." "

After speaking, in the courtyard, one ghost after another appeared, there were old people, children, men, women, there were six or seven ghosts, standing coldly in the courtyard, and showing an encirclement, blocking Mao Shanming inside.

"I rely on..."

Mao Shanming's face was pale, and his legs and stomach were turning.

So much!

Knowing that there are so many ghosts, what reason does he tell people? There are many ghosts on the other side, and it is too naïve to be reasonable in this case.

Poof.

Mao Shanming only felt that his legs and stomach were soft, and he subconsciously collapsed on the ground: "Uncles and aunts, big brothers and sisters, cute little brothers, I don't understand things, can you let me go, I don't care about this." "

"Hmph."

The female ghost in white snorted coldly and said, "It's okay to leave, but it's certain to be beaten." "

While speaking, the fierce ghost family approached forward.

Mao Shanming suddenly screamed in fright, and slapped the umbrella containing the big and small ghosts behind him, wanting to release the ghosts he raised to help.

As a result, there was no movement in the umbrella.

The two ghosts raised by Maoshan Ming did not dare to come out at all.

"You two are unrighteous!" Mao Shan shouted angrily.

Suddenly.

Two figures fell from the sky and landed in the courtyard of the Huang family.

It was Chu Yun and Ninth Uncle.

"Stop playing." Chu Yun said lightly, and then a breath of the Yang in his body rolled up.

In an instant, all the fierce ghost family retreated in fear, and the aura emanating from this young man's body made them feel like their souls were scattered.