With the cultivation of the Four Eyes Daoist, these sticks that can kill ordinary people are not even skin injuries for him, but they are still the same as being bitten by insects!
Being bitten by mosquitoes dozens of times a second hurts anyone.
“Master, don’t say those two words!”
Jia Le saw that his master was beaten and quickly reminded him.
“Which two words!?”
Shimoku said with a painful look.
“It’s just that!”
Jia Le said quickly.
However, as soon as his words came out, the four-eyed Daoist instantly revealed an evil smile~ face.
Sure enough, all the zombies heard Jia Le’s words and instantly turned their attacks and slammed towards Jia Le.
Jia Le’s face changed in an instant.
“Hahaha, you kid-son still dare to sneak me up!”
Shimoku Daoist took the opportunity to quickly run out and smiled gloatingly at Jiale.
“Snap!!”
The next moment, all the sticks hit Jia Le’s body hard.
Just when the Four Eyes Daoist wanted to see Jia Le wailing, a burst of pain instantly came from his body.
“Ah! It hurts so much, who hit me, what’s going on!? ”
The pain made Shimoku exhale in pain.
“Huh? It really doesn’t hurt! Uncle Junior really didn’t lie to me! ”
On the other side, Jia Le was excited to look at the stick that hit him.
I didn’t feel anything when I was beaten.
“What? Ling Yu!? I knew it was this stinky boy! ”
The four-eyed Daoist on the side instantly knew that he and Jiale had been by Ling Yu as soon as he heard it.
He quickly looked for it on his body and instantly found the transfer charm.
This talisman paper can transfer pain to others.
It was obvious that he was the transfer target, and he quickly tore off the rune paper.
But unfortunately, the zombies at this time have stopped beating.
“Master, why are you flushed!?”
At this time, Jia Le asked the four-eyed Daoist suspiciously!
“The smelly boy has itchy skin, and actually used the transfer charm against your master!”
When the four-eyed prefect heard this, he was so angry that he grabbed Jiale’s ears,
“It hurts, the master is lighter, lighter! It was given to me by my uncle, not mine! ”
Jia Le quickly begged for mercy in pain.
“Senior brother is really energetic, playing with apprentices every day!”
At this moment, Ling Yu’s voice came from the room.
“Okay, you boy, even Senior Brother and I, you can make fun of you!”
Seeing Ling Yu’s four eyes, he didn’t fight a single place!
“I don’t have one, am I that kind of person? Senior brother, you actually doubt me, it hurts me too much! ”
Where would Ling Yu admit to directly shaking his head to deny it.
“Hmph, believe you a ghost, you have been playing these tricks every day when you are two or three years old”
The four-eyed elder glared at the kid.
How many senior brothers and sisters above Maoshan back then were not touched by Ling Yu?
Probably not.
When Ling Yu heard this, his old face turned red.
“Smelly boy, don’t you hurry up, the boss put it up and cook, your master and I don’t have to eat!?”
Then the four-eyed chief glared at Jia Le and let go of his ears.
“Got it, Master!!”
Jiale pitifully covered her red ears, quickly shook the soul bell, and left with the zombie.
“Senior Brother, this disciple of yours is indeed of good character!”
At this time, Ling Yu also walked over and slowly spoke.
“That’s, my disciple, where is Wen Cai Qiusheng’s kind of sneaky and slippery disciple!”
When the Shimoku Daoist heard this, he immediately smiled.
“It’s a pity, you are still too strict, this child is too simple, it is estimated that it is inevitable to be deceived in the future, this kind of personality, but not suitable for cultivation!”
However, Ling Yu’s next words made the four-eyed Daoist chief’s face sank.
“Yes, this kid is indeed not good at this, for this I teach him every day, but it is not good to teach!”
The four-eyed elder sighed helplessly!
Easy to be deceived is a taboo for cultivators, you know, whether it is an evil cultivator, a ghost, or a demon race, which one is not a master of cheating?
I don’t know if this kid’s character is sold.
“Don’t worry, since I’m here, then this kid will be handed over to me! Give me a few days to make sure this kid becomes an old fritters! ”
However, Ling Yu smiled slightly at this time, he had already thought of a solution!
“Oh? Really fake? That’s great, junior brother, whether senior brother can enjoy the year in peace depends on you, junior brother! ”
As soon as Ling Yu’s words came out, the four-eyed Dao Chief’s eyes suddenly lit up.
“Just watch! I’ll do it in two days! ”
Ling Yu smiled slightly.
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Half an hour later, Master Ichikyu came to the bamboo house of the chief of Shimoku with the hoop.
“Master, you are here, hurry up, please come in!”
Jia Le smiled and invited the two to the table.
“Amitabha, Jiale, your master is back?”
Master Ichishu asked with a smile
“Yes, just came back, now I guess I’m washing!”
You guys sit down first, I’ll call Uncle and my Master!” ”
Jia Le replied and quickly walked towards the room.
Then he walked out with Ling Yu.
“Master, meet again!”
Ling Yu smiled and greeted Master Ichikyu.
“Amitabha! I’ve seen Ling Yu Daoist! ”
Master Ichikyu also stood up and played a Buddha trumpet!
“Dao Chief Ling Yu!”
The hoop is also hurriedly greeted!
“Wow, why did you old bald ass come to my house?”
However, at this moment, a discordant voice came.
I saw a four-eyed Daoist with an impatient look walking out of the room.
As soon as his words came out, Qiu Qiu’s impression of Shimoku Daoist and Jia Le plummeted!
They came as guests and actually scolded their master like this.
“Master, the master was invited by me for breakfast, it just so happens that you haven’t seen each other for a long time, reminiscing about the past!”
Jiale hurriedly came out to play the circle!
“Who wants to catch up with this old thing!”
Shimoku Daoist snorted coldly.
“Four Eyes Dao hasn’t seen you for a long time, you are still so annoying!”
Master Ichikyu is also not accustomed to the four-eyed prefect.
“Hmph, each other!”
The four-eyed Daoist was not angry, and he went back, and then sat directly at the dining table.
“Master please!”
Ling Yu also smiled, and after saying a word to Master Yixiu, he also sat down.
“You’re welcome!”
Master Yixiu changed his expression, nodded to Ling Yu with a smile, and then sat down with the hoop.
“Aren’t you going to eat? What about dishes? ”
Glancing at a table of vegetarian dishes on the table, Shimoku Dao grew up and drank!
“Master, aren’t these all dishes?”
Jia Le was stunned!
“It’s all vegetarian, do you feed the cows and the horses?”
When the four-eyed Daoist heard this, he immediately pointed at Sang and scolded Huai.
“You…”
As soon as he heard this, he was so angry that he was about to stand up, but fortunately he was held down by Master Ichishu!
“Master, eat more vegetarian, it’s good for your body!”
Jiale said quickly with a bitter face.
“Jiale is right, this vegetarian dish tastes good!”
Ling Yu also ate with a smile.
“Hmph! Dine!! ”
Hearing that Ling Yu had spoken, the four eyes of the Daoist did not make trouble, picked up the bowl and chopsticks and started eating.
Perhaps because there was Ling Yu at the dinner table, although the Four Eyes Daoist and Master Ichikyu stared at each other the whole time, they didn’t fight.
It’s just that the more you eat, the greater the action of the two.
Finally, the chopsticks of the two clamped a piece of tofu at the same time.
At this moment, the eyes of the two narrowed.
“I’m done! You guys eat slowly!! ”
Ling Yu looked at the posture of the two, quickly put down the bowl and chopsticks, and withdrew from the battlefield!
“Hoop, how about we go and eat next to it!?”
Jiale also sensed that something was wrong, and quickly grabbed a few pieces of vegetables and opened his mouth to the basket.
“Why go and eat on the side? Don’t go! “:
Because of Ling Yu’s relationship, he didn’t have much dislike for Jiale, but because of the four-eyed Daoist, he didn’t look favorably on Jiale as a disciple!
Naturally, it is impossible to leave with each other!
“Then be careful!”
Jia Le didn’t care, directly withdrew from the battlefield, squatted at the gate and ate.
“Stinky bald donkey, eat me a piece of tofu!!” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
“Dao Chief, monk, I invite you to eat peanut rice!”
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…………
Finally, with the two of them shouting at the same time, the battle began!
In an instant, the dishes on the table were shooting wildly.
Before he could react, he was beaten all over the place!
Wanting to cry without tears, she could only silently pick up her bowl and chopsticks with a bitter face and walk towards Jiale.
“I’ll just say it, let you be careful!”
Seeing the gray face of the hoop, Jia Le said helplessly!
“Hmph!!”
The originally unhappy hoop directly buckled a bowl of rice on Jiale’s head and left 1 in a huff
Now it was Jia Le’s turn to be confused.
“Who am I looking for!?”
Jia Le looked sad.
………………
………………
This battle between Shimoku and Master Ichikyu destroyed all the tables, chairs and benches.
In the end, the two scolded each other and left, leaving only the unlucky Jia Le to clean up all the dregs for an afternoon.
It’s already nightfall!
“Knock knock knock !!”
“When contemplating the bodhisattva at ease, walking in the depths of Prajnaparamita…”
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At this time, there was already a sound of tapping on wooden fish and chanting scriptures from next door! ”
“Dead bald donkey stinky bald donkey!”
Shimoku Michi sat in the living room, scolding and then peeling a coconut!
Soon a handmade earmuff stuffed with cotton was ready!
“Speaking of senior brother, the coconut you bought halfway is used to make this?!”
Looking at this earmuff, Ling Yu was also stunned!
“Of course, I don’t like coconut meat!”
Shi Mu Dao glanced at Ling Yu, and then put the coconut earmuffs on to try the effect.
Sure enough, with earmuffs, the sound is much quieter.
“Whew, my spring has arrived!”
Shimoku smiled comfortably!
This time, he no longer had to be afraid of the other party’s noise attack.
“Crotch !!!”
However, at this moment, a crisp and piercing sound of the bell came.
The huge bell sound penetrated directly through the earmuffs and into the ears of the four-eyed elder.
This piercing bell was like a slap on the face of the four-eyed Daoist.
“Grass! Useless stuff!! ”
In an instant, Shimoku Dao was so angry that he smashed the earmuffs in his hand to the ground!
The next moment, the angry and corrupted four-eyed Daoist strode directly towards his room!
“Uncle Master, what’s wrong with Master? It won’t be a weapon fight, right? ”
Seeing his master’s actions, Jia Le was a little panicked!
If this fights, it will be difficult for me to live in the future, after all, it is almost impossible to win.
In this way, Master Ichikyu has also lived twenty or thirty years longer than Shimoku Dao, and his strength is also much stronger.
But if you lose, won’t you be a punching bag at that time?
“It shouldn’t be able to fight for the time being! But if it fights, won’t there be a good show? ”
Ling Yu touched his chin and analyzed.
“Shh!!!hh
At this moment, the four-eyed prefect directly kicked open the door of the room and walked out holding a box.
“Junior Brother, come next door with me!!”
The Four Eyes Daoist spoke coldly!
“No problem, what are you doing next door?”
Ling Yu asked suspiciously!
“Hmph, today I must drive that old bald donkey away, I will first find him to salute and then soldier, if I can’t spend money to drive him away, our division brothers will come hard!”
I don’t believe he is soft and hard and doesn’t eat? “
Shimoku Daoist sneered!
“Eh, okay!!”
Ling Yu was a little speechless when he heard it, but thinking about the noise just now, he couldn’t bear it for a few minutes, not to mention that it was the four-eyed Daoist three times a day, three hours at a time!
………………
“Bang bang bang !!”
Soon, the door of Master Ichishu’s room was knocked by the four-eyed prefect!
“It’s coming!!”
Master Ichikyu also stopped chanting, then opened the door and walked out!
“Huh? Four Eyes Dao Chief, Ling Yu Dao Chief, you don’t sleep in the middle of the night, why are you here!? ”
Master Ichishu asked suspiciously!
“Sleep!? With you, can we still sleep!? ”
The four-eyed Daoist instantly glared at Master Yixiu!
“Huh? Why can’t you sleep! ”
Master Ichishu was stunned!
“Less nonsense! Make a price! ”
Shimoku Daolong was too lazy to speak, and directly spoke!
“Offer! What is the price? ”
Master Ichishu was stunned.
“Snap !!”
The four-eyed Daoist did not talk nonsense and directly opened his small box, and in an instant, a box of golden gold bars appeared in front of Ling Yu and Master Yixiu.
“Shhhhh
Winding is a hugh master, all gasping for air!
There is less to say that there are also a hundred taels of gold here, right?
One hundred taels of gold, that’s three thousand oceans.
This can all buy a street in a bustling town!
It was also the first time he knew that the Four Eyes Daoist was so rich!
“Senior Brother, which money house did you rob here?”
Even Ling Yu was secretly smacking his tongue!
“What robbery of Qianzhuang, your senior brother and I are decent gentlemen, this money is your senior brother and I have worked hard to earn!”
Four Eyes Dao gave Ling Yu a blank look.
“Say, how much money will it cost you to move away!”
Then the Shimoku Daoist snorted coldly at Master Ichikyu.
“So you want me to move away!?”
Master Yixiu also understood as soon as he heard it!
“Although this money is a good thing, it is a pity that it is a monk, and he is not interested in these things outside his body!
With a good neighbor like you, and Jiale, Lao Gu I am still ready to die here! ”
Master Ichishu said calmly!
“Good old bald ass! Junior Brother, let’s do it! ”
And his words also made the Four Eyes Daoist completely angry.
“Senior brother, don’t get excited first, there is something to discuss!”
Ling Yu was speechless, isn’t it just a noise problem? Not many workarounds? Do you need to fight every day?
“Don’t talk about this, I don’t have anything to discuss with him, let’s do it!”
Unfortunately, the Four Eyes Daoist completely ignored Ling Yu’s suggestion.
Originally, he planned to come directly to the hard, but just when he was about to start, he suddenly saw a mud doll of Master Yixiu in the room, and in an instant, his eyes lit up!
“Wait, I changed my mind!!”
Suddenly, the four-eyed prefect spoke directly.
His words made Master Ichikyu stunned for a moment.
Could it be because Ling Yu’s words worked?
“Since you’re going to keep it, keep it, I’m used to it anyway, but then again, where did you get these mud dolls?” It’s pretty good! ”
Shimoku pushed Master Ikkyu away, came to the table in the living room, picked up Master Ikkyu’s mud doll and played with it with love.
“It turns out that Shimoku Daoist likes clay dolls, this is made of hoops, or should I let her make one according to your appearance?”
Master Ichishu saw this scene and there was no doubt about him.
“No need, I like this, I wonder if the master can cut love?”
Shimoku waved his hand, and then said with a kind face.
“No problem, no problem at all! Which one the prefect likes to take away! “
Master Yixiu also thought that the other party had really changed his sex, and he was stingy!
“That’s great, by the way, since this is what you look like the master, can you sign me or something, so I can save it as a souvenir?”
The eyes of the four eyes flashed, and finally the chicken feet were revealed!
“No problem, but the signature is not sincere, let me give you a handprint!”
When Master Yixiu heard this, he also took the mud doll over happily, and then got a little cinnabar red, and then pressed a fingerprint!
“Great, it’s so beautiful and small!”.
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