Zombie World: Poor Monk Fahai

"I think the two of them are very interesting." Zhang Yuan said with a smile, Simu and Yixiu are a pair of enemies, but after getting along for so many years, the friendship between the two is still good, but they usually like to tease each other.

"Master Yixiu, Qingqing, you are here!" Jia Le warmly greeted him.

"Who is this?" Yixiu looked at Zhang Yuan.

"The poor monk Fahai is a friend of the four-eyed Taoist priest." Zhang Yuan introduced himself.

"Amitabha, the poor monk take a break." Yixiu recited a slogan.

"Master Yixiu, Master Fahai, Qingqing, go in and sit." Jia Le said.

"it is good!"

They walked into the house together, Yixiu asked Jiale, "I heard your master oops yesterday, is it okay?"

"It's okay, my master said that he is not feeling well, so he is resting inside." Jia Le said.

"Really, then I'll go see him." Master Yixiu said, and walked towards the Simu room. Just as he reached the door of the room, Simu's voice came from inside: "No need!"

"In that case, let's go back." Yixiu said a little embarrassedly.

"Don't go, it's your breakfast." Jia Le hurriedly held back, in order to show it in front of Qingqing, he spent a lot of thought on today's breakfast.

"Why are you embarrassed." Master Yixiu said politely.

"It's okay." Jia Le smiled, took Master Yixiu's hand, and walked to the table.

At this time, the door opened and Si Mu came out.

"Master!"

"Didn't you say you're not feeling well?" Yixiu asked.

"Can't I have breakfast if I'm not feeling well?" Si Mu said in a very aggressive tone.

"I can eat, I can eat, I can eat." Yixiu said with a smile.

"Master, is he the four-eyed Taoist priest you often mention?" Qingqing asked.

"What did he say about me?" Four eyes asked curiously.

Master Yixiu quickly pulled Qingqing and gave Qingqing a look.

Jingjing immediately understood what Yixiu meant, and said, "Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright. , will only say that I love you to death."

"Master, what he said is really expressive," Jia Le said.

"Master also said that you met like brothers reunited." Qingqing continued.

"What is the reunion of brothers?" Four eyes pouted and asked.

"The reunion is like a lifetime apart, full of joys and sorrows, relatively speechless, right, Master?" Qingqing looked at Master Yixiu.

"Yes, I saw that he had nothing to say." Yixiu gave Qingqing an admiring look.

"You dumb!" Four eyes replied.

"Master, you have a cup of tea with Master Yixiu and Master Fahai first, and I'll get it earlier, okay?" Jia Le saw that the two were about to quarrel, and quickly jumped out to stir up trouble.

"Go!" said Four Eyes.

"Qingqing, go and help." Yixiu also said to Qingqing.

After Jia Le and Qingqing left, Yixiu and Simu walked to the table and sat down, while Zhang Yuan sat between them.

Four eyes took down three cups, poured three cups of tea, picked up a cup and said, "Drink tea!"

As soon as Xiu heard the words, he went to pick up a cup. As soon as he got the cup, his four eyes pressed his hand: "You drink!"

"Okay!"

Yixiu laughed, and then he raised his four-eye hand vigorously, and the two started a wrestling.

You come and go, fight for several rounds, and still no one drinks tea.

Zhang Yuan couldn't see it anymore, grabbed the hands of the two, brought the two cups of tea to his mouth, drank it in one gulp, and said with a smile, "Good tea!"

"Master is very good!" Yixiu said in surprise.

He and Si Mu were wrestling with each other, and the two had no winner, but Fa Hai could overwhelm the two, indicating that Fa Hai was a bit stronger than the two of them. The most important thing was that Fa Hai's age was the same as that of Qingqing and his family. Happy almost.

"Master Fahai is a genius, much stronger than you." Si Mu said.

"The poor monk just practiced a martial art of body training, and he has a little advantage in strength." Zhang Yuan said that his Arhat Boxing was not practiced for nothing.

"Master, Master Yixiu, Master Fahai, come early!" Jia Le and Qingqing came in early and put them on the table.

Because of Zhang Yuan's reasons, Si Mu and Yixiu didn't continue to make trouble, but when they were having breakfast, Si Mu still used their eyes to provoke Yixiu strangely.

The day passed, and night gradually came.

Zhang Yuan was meditating in the room, and a sound of chanting sutras came from next door. Although he was not a serious monk, but because he practiced Buddhism, chanting sutras had no effect on him.

"Noisy!!!"

Zhang Yuan was fine, but his four eyes went wild. The sound of knocking on the wooden fish made him unable to sleep at all. He tried every means to plug his ears, such as coconut shells, small bowls, cotton, wicks, etc., but he couldn't stop them. The sound of the master knocking on the wooden fish and chanting sutras shows how powerful the lethality of Master Yixiu's chanting sutras is.

The next day, before dawn, Si Mu ran to Yixiu's house with a box of gold in his arms.

"Tell me, how much is it, I'll buy your house, so that you won't quarrel with me." The four eyes looked like they weren't bad for money, and the local tyrant said.

"Brother Dao, we are neighbors, and we finally have fate. How can fate be bought with money?" Yixiu laughed.

"Let me ask you, how do you want to move?" Simu asked.

"Amitabha, the poor monk intends to chant sutras here until he passes away," said Master Yixiu.

"Okay, I'll watch you with wide eyes to see when you will die!" Si Mu said, holding the box containing the gold bars, and was about to leave when he suddenly saw a clay doll and rolled his eyes.

"Monk, when what I said just now was a fart, this clay doll looks like you." Si Mu said with a smile.

"This is what Qingqing pinched according to my appearance." Yixiu said with a smile.

"Can you give it to me?" Four Eyes asked.

"Okay, take it if you like." Yixiu didn't care much about a clay doll.

"Help me sign a name." Si Mu said.

"Okay, signing a name is not sincere enough, so I'll give you a handprint," said the master.

"Okay, that's better." Si Mu said happily.

After getting the clay doll with Yixiu's handprint, Si Mu hurriedly returned to his home and said to Jia Le, who had just woken up, "Get up!"

"Ah, it's still not dawn yet?" Jia Le was stunned for a moment, not knowing what Si Mu was going to do.

"You still have to pick the time to start the altar, go!" said Si Mu.

Chapter 5: Golden Coffin with Copper Horns, Daoist Qianhe [[-], ask for flowers! 】

After a while, the altar was set up, and the four eyes cut off the mud doll's handprint.

"Master, are you trying to make fun of Master Yixiu?" Jia Le asked worriedly. Every time the two of them fought each other, he was the one who was unlucky in the end.

"Could it be good to be with him, you stay here." Si Mu said, and the sound of Yixiu's chanting had completely made him go wild.

Zhang Yuan in the room also woke up early. He did not stop the actions of the four eyes. Anyway, there would be no major incident. He was just watching a good show.

"rise!"

With four eyes and two fingers, the scarecrow on the altar stood up.

"See how long you can knock?"

Four eyes looked sinisterly at Yixiu next door, and immediately began to control the scarecrow, and began to play with Yixiu.

"Master, what are you doing?"

Qingqing next door heard a lot of movement from Master Yixiu and ran out to ask.

"I don't know what I'm doing either." Yixiu said, he couldn't control his hands and feet at all, and everything was not what he wanted to do.

"Hahaha--"

Suddenly, Master Yixiu opened his mouth to laugh. Although his face was full of smiles, he looked very painful.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" Qingqing asked worriedly.

"I was laughed at, please help me solve it." Yixiu said.

"Okay, Master!"

Qingqing hurried to the room to get the needle.

Yixiu walked around the room under the control of four eyes again, came to the side of the cabinet, pinched his hand, then picked up the pliers on the cabinet and pulled out his decayed tooth.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Qingqing became more and more worried.

"I'm being controlled." Yixiu said, if he doesn't understand now, then he has really practiced in vain for so many years.

"How to solve it?" Qingqing asked.

"Garlic!" Yixiu glanced at the garlic on the beam.

Qingqing pushed Yixiu away, jumped up, flipped on the beam several times, took out a piece of garlic fluently, and stuffed it into Master Yixiu's mouth. The spell on Master Yixiu was instantly cracked.

After I was able to move, I immediately thought that the four eyes were playing tricks on me, so I ran to the outside of the four eyes to take a look, and found that the four eyes were really doing it.

"Go, go back!"

Master Yixiu returned home, took out a magical instrument similar to a mirror, and came to Simu's home.

"What are you doing here?" Si Mu asked with some guilty conscience.

Yixiu didn't speak, smiled sinisterly at Simu, then took out a mirror to look at Simu, and immediately fixed Simu.

Qingqing next to him handed Yixiu a rag doll, Yixiu put the doll's head on the mirror, and then a head with eyes was printed on the rag doll.

"This doll is very fun. I'll go back and change clothes. You can play slowly." Yixiu handed the doll to Qingqing and went back by himself.

"Did you play tricks on my master?" Qingqing asked.

"No, how is it possible?" Four eyes vetoed, now that he is under control, if he admits it, it will definitely not be better.

"Let you pull out my master's teeth!"

Qingqing didn't believe what Si Mu said at all, so she took out a firecracker, put it in Si Mu's mouth, and set it on fire.