Zombie World: Poor Monk Fahai

Lou Dalong had no choice but to reluctantly say to this sister-in-law, "Okay, okay, forget it, forget it, come here, add a place."

"We're all here, let's sit down and eat together, you Douchiying."

"Douchiying?" Qiu Sheng asked curiously.

"Your master used to steal women from others, but in the end he didn't, so he ran to become a Taoist priest. Those Taoist brothers and brothers were called Tao Shiying, and the Taoist priest called him, and when he shouted, he became Dou Chi Ying, Dou Chi Ying. ." Lou Dalong deliberately found out the dark history of the ninth uncle in front of the apprentice of the ninth uncle, so that the ninth uncle would lose face.

"Brother-in-law, you are a guest when you walk in. Don't laugh at Master Zhengying." Nianying said.

"It doesn't matter." Jiu Shu said, but he was very open.

"Then you can eat whatever you want, and I'll go to the room to change a piece of clothes." Nianying said, and left after 09.

"This Douchiying is here to see a doctor. What are you a monk here for? You shouldn't be his apprentice." Lou Dalong looked at Zhang Yuan.

"Amitabha, the poor monk Fahai, let the master say that the commander has a hundred-year-old ginseng in his hand. I don't know what trouble the commander has encountered and needs the poor monk to solve?" Zhang Yuan said.

"You are the monk Ren Fa said. It seems that you and Douchiying know each other. My trouble is my disease. As long as you cure me, I will give you [-]-year-old ginseng." Lou Dalong said.

Although Lou Dalong said that he was not sick, he was still very clear in his heart, otherwise Ren Fa would not have asked Zhang Yuan to treat him.

"But I can't be cured by just anyone, you need to show your strength." Lou Dalong changed his words and continued.

He had invited many people to see his illness before, and those people had no ability at all, and they were all trying to cheat.

Zhang Yuan heard the words and said with a smile: "The commander wants to see my ability, but I don't know if I can borrow a gun to use."

"What do you want a gun for, do you want to kill me?" Lou Dalong said.

"No assassin would be so stupid, come to assassinate, and borrow a gun from you." Zhang Yuan said.

"It seems so, I'll lend you the gun to see what tricks you play." Lou Dalong said, took out his gun, and let the soldier next to him give it to Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan held the gun in his hand, stared at the muzzle with his eyes, and saw that the muzzle was slowly bent, as if someone had folded it hard.

"Are you doing a trick?" Lou Dalong said curiously, took the gun from Zhang Yuan's hand, and took a closer look, the muzzle was really bent.

"Commander, is my strength still passable?" Zhang Yuan laughed.

"Yes, I still have some skills. Sit down to eat first, and then see a doctor after eating." Lou Dalong said. No matter what, he could still see it.

"Master, how did Master Fahai bend the muzzle?" Wen Cai asked curiously.

"It is the power of the eyes, it should be a kind of Buddhist supernatural power." Jiu Shu said, he could still see it.

"Master, can you do something like Master Fa Hai?" Qiu Sheng asked. He felt that this ability was very powerful. Looking at it with his eyes, he could even twist the muzzle of a gun.

"Do you think I can do it?" Jiu Shu glared at Qiu Sheng.

Qiu Sheng shrank his neck and did not dare to ask any more questions.

The soldiers moved over a few stools, and Jiu Shu, Zhang Yuan and others sat down and were ready to eat.

"These things are from Dongying. They are called shasimi. They are very expensive. Let's eat them." Lou Dalong said.

Zhang Yuan heard the words, but he didn't dare to use his chopsticks. The preservation technology of this era is very poor. The things shipped from such a far place may have been damaged long ago.

"Then I'm welcome." Jiu Shu said, and started eating with chopsticks.

Zhang Yuan didn't stop him either. Anyway, he just pulled his stomach, and nothing major would happen. He just handed over the treatment of Lou Dalong to him, so that he could get the century-old ginseng from Lou Dalong.

"We're welcome!"

Qiusheng and Wencai immediately put a piece in their mouths, and couldn't help saying, "It's delicious, delicious, I've never eaten something so delicious."

"Is it really so delicious?" Uncle Jiu thought in his heart.

So I also took a piece and put it in my mouth, and the taste buds were instantly occupied by the deliciousness: "The deliciousness is shaking."

"Douchiying, what are you shaking?" Lou Dalong asked.

"There was a gust of wind blowing in just now, and it felt a little cold." Jiu Shu said.

"Hmph, why didn't I feel the wind." Lou Dalong snorted coldly, but he didn't feel cold.

"Master, what's going on recently?" Uncle Jiu asked, seemingly casual, but he actually wanted to know where Lou Dalong was bitten.

"I eat early in the morning, then go to the living room to lie down for a while, go to the dining room to eat at noon, then take a nap, after sleeping, I go to the dining room to eat, then lie down on the bed after eating, and then eat again after sleeping, hey, actually , my life is very hard." Lou Dalong said.

When Zhang Yuan heard it, he almost spit it out. You are sure that you are showing off to Ninth Uncle, not describing yourself as a certain kind of animal.

"By the way, Commander, are there any weddings and celebrations recently?" Jiu Shu continued to ask.

"My sow died 973, my boar was a widow, and half a year ago, my father died." Lou Dalong said.

"Where is he buried?" Uncle Ninth raised his eyebrows when he heard that Lou Dalong's father was dead. He basically knew who had bitten Lou Dalong.

"Ancestral hall." Lou Dalong said.

"Take me to see." Jiu Shu said.

"Let's go and see after eating." Lou Dalong said, he was not full yet.

After another ten minutes, almost all the food on the table was eaten, and only Zhang Yuan basically didn't eat much.

At the end, there was a ball of mustard left. Uncle Jiu, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai stretched out their chopsticks at the same time. Uncle Jiu glanced at them, and they put the chopsticks back.

Ninth Uncle picked up the mustard and put it in his mouth with satisfaction, and suddenly the fire rushed to the sky, and the hot Ninth Uncle couldn't even say a word.

"Master, is it delicious?" Qiu Sheng asked, gulping his saliva. He hadn't had enough of it just now.

"Master, is that piece of food delicious? Tears are made of delicious food." Wen Cai said, and he also wanted to taste the mustard.

Zhang Yuan watched from the side and almost couldn't help laughing.

"Young lady, walk slowly."

At this time, Michelin came back, followed by a servant.

Ninth Uncle stood up immediately and looked at Michelin, because he just ate a piece of mustard, and the spicy tears flowed out, looking affectionately. .

Chapter 67

"Brother Ying, long time no see." Michelin said.

"Sister Lian, how are you doing?" Ninth Uncle said. After speaking, he wiped away his tears. That mouthful of mustard was too much.

"Don't be like this." Michelin didn't know that Ninth Uncle ate mustard, thinking that Ninth Uncle was crying because he was sad.

"I'm fine, Sister Lian, congratulations on becoming a mother soon." Jiu Shu said.

Ninth Uncle glanced at the woman beside Michelin. With just one glance, Ninth Uncle felt that something was wrong with him, but he couldn't say what was wrong for a while.

Zhang Yuan also glanced at the woman, and immediately knew that she was the servant of the evil baby.

"Dalong has a strange disease, why can't the doctor heal him? I don't know why?" Michelin said worriedly.

"It doesn't matter, I will go to the ancestral hall to see what's going on." Jiu Shu said, he has basically guessed what happened to Lou Dalong, and then go to the ancestral hall to have a look, and it will be completely clear. .

At this time, Michelin's stomach felt a little uncomfortable, and the woman next to her said, "Young Mistress, go back to your room to rest, don't be tired."

"Brother Ying, I'll leave it to you about Dalong." Michelin said.

"Sister." Nianying changed her clothes and came out of the room.

"Nianying, please help me say hello to Master Zhengying." Michelin ordered, he knew that Lou Dalong and Jiu Shu would not deal with them.

"Okay." Nianying nodded.

"Nianying, come here." Ninth uncle called Nianying aside and asked quietly, "Who is that person next to your sister?"

"She came to apply for the application by herself. She has great skills. When my sister was pregnant, she cried out in pain at night, but after he came, she didn't cry anymore." Nianying said.

"Really?" Jiu Shu asked.

"Is there any problem?" Nianying didn't understand why Jiu Shu asked about a servant.

"When you're full, come and prepare your horse." Uncle Jiu wanted to ask again, but was interrupted by Lou Dalong's voice.

"Report Commander, that horse was stabbed to death by you last night"~" the soldier next to him reported.

"Since the horse is dead, then walk over." Lou Dalong said.

After a while, Zhang Yuan and Jiu Shu and his party came to the vicinity of the ancestral hall.

"The location of this village is on a hillside, facing the sea in the east, and there are mountains behind. The sea breeze blows the moisture in and is blocked by the mountains. It will rain when it hits the cold wind, so when we came over, it suddenly rained. A heavy shower." Jiu Shu looked at the terrain here and said casually.

"The layout of the Feng Shui pipe is called the Fairy Splashing Water Bureau, so most of the people who live here are very rich."

"Wow, I knew I would have my aunt move here too." Qiu Sheng heard that the feng shui here is so good. If his aunt moved in and had money, he would also have money.

"However, there are advantages and disadvantages to the gods' splashing water. The beneficial ones are good fortune, and the detrimental ones are harmful to the health of humans and animals, because the next shower is equivalent to burning the pot red, and then pouring water into it, it will rise on the ground. A layer of miasma, miasma is harmful." Ninth Uncle continued.

"In this climate, there is also a children's song..."

Before Ninth Uncle finished speaking, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai interrupted his words: "Hey, Master, Master, we can sing, you listen."

"When a shower comes, it's a red pot; when the miasma comes up, you can't hide; the sow will go crazy, the chickens will sit everywhere; the people will become dizzy, and the ancestors will cause trouble, right, Master?"

"Yes." Uncle Jiu nodded.

As we talked and walked, we soon arrived at the ancestral hall.

"In terms of the pattern of immortals splashing water, people in this village must not be buried after they die." Jiu Shu said.

"Master, what will happen to the burial?" Qiu Sheng asked.

"If the coffin touches the ground, the whole family is unlucky, not to mention the burial. Even if the coffin absorbs the earth's gas, the house will have an accident." Jiu Shu said.

"Really?" Lou Dalong asked in disbelief.

"If I'm not mistaken, the coffin inside is definitely not an ordinary arrangement." Jiu Shu said confidently.

"Hey, hey, you guessed it right." Lou Dalong said, although he didn't like the ninth uncle, he knew that the ninth uncle still had some real talents.

"Come on, open the door."

The door of the ancestral hall was opened, and Jiu Shu, Zhang Yuan and others walked in.

The coffins in the ancestral hall are all hung up by racks, and even the legs of the racks use a pan of water to separate the earth from the air.

Jiu Shu looked around in the ancestral hall and saw a coffin fell to the ground.

"Oops, there's a problem, who's the one inside?" Uncle Jiu secretly screamed, and then asked Lou Dalong.

"My father." Lou Dalong said.

"It must have become a zombie at this time." Jiu Shu said with a hand spread.