Zombie World: Poor Monk Fahai

"Wife, look into my eyes, tell me, what did you see?" Zhuge Kongping suddenly said to Wang Hui very seriously, making Wang Hui even a little confused.

"I saw a drop of feces." Wang Hui said.

"I'm not talking about this, this bowl of soup represents your care for me and your love for me." Zhuge Kongping said.

"The children are here, and there are guests. What are you talking about with me?" Wang Hui said a little embarrassedly. Although she had been married for many years, she was still very shy when Zhuge Kongping suddenly said a few words of love.

"There is nothing to be diligent about, either a traitor or a thief."

Xiaohua moved her face closer and said in Wang Hui's ear.

"Shut up." Zhuge Kongping shouted loudly, so scared that Xiaohua quickly returned to her original position and lowered her head to eat her own meal.

"Wife, you are so good to me, I will kill this soup alone." Zhuge Kongping said, he was always worried that his junior sister Bai Rou Rou would suddenly appear.

"You are so beautiful, this soup is not for you to eat alone, there are guests." Wang Hui tapped Zhuge Kongping's hand with his chopsticks, and Zhuge Kongping withdrew his hand again.

"Oh." Seeing that his conspiracy had failed, Zhuge Kongping could only continue to eat, praying in his heart that his junior sister would not appear.

"Da da da--"

At this time, the table shook for a while.

Wang Hui glared at Xiao Ming and said, "It's not good to learn anything. If you learn from your father's style, you will shake off your luck."

"Mom, I'm not shaking." Xiao Ming said aggrieved.

Wang Hui looked at Xiaohua again, and Xiaohua said quickly, "Mom, I never shake."

Zhuge Kongping glanced at Tang, and the figure of Bai Rourou had already appeared inside, which startled him a lot, thinking in his heart: What should I do, what should I do?

Wang Hui noticed that something was wrong with Zhuge Kongping, and her eyes were fixed on him.

"Da da da--"

Zhuge Kongping had a flash of inspiration and shook the table vigorously. Wang Hui, mother and son hurriedly lowered their heads and looked under the table to see who was shaking.

Taking this opportunity, Zhuge Kongping hurriedly picked up the soup, wanting to drink it all in one gulp, but Wang Hui's mother and son hurriedly raised their heads again.

"What are you doing, want to finish the soup alone?" Wang Hui glared at Zhuge Kongping.

"It's a little light, add some salt." Zhuge Kongping said, picking up a bottle of pepper and pouring it into the soup.

"Dad, this isn't salt, it's pepper." Xiao Ming reminded.

"It's the same with pepper," Zhuge Kongping said.

"It's the same, adding so much pepper is very spicy." Xiao Ming said, covering his nose, the taste of pepper was too pungent.

"With so much pepper added, how can you drink this soup?" Xiaohua said.

"If you don't drink it, then I'll drink it all by myself." Zhuge Kongping said, he took the bowl and drank the whole bowl of soup in one breath.

Xiaohua and Xiaoming both looked at him with weird eyes, how did they drink so much pepper.

"Ha ha--"

Zhuge Kongping's face was flushed red, and he stuck out his tongue.

"Master, water!" The ghost at home poured out a bowl of water and handed it to Zhuge Kongping. Zhuge Kongping was too hot, so he drank it all in one breath.

The ghost servant saw that Zhuge Kongping was so hot, and brought a bowl of water over.

"No need." Zhuge Kongping said.

"Master, the water is shaking," said the ghost servant.

"It's shaking, then I'll drink it." Zhuge Kongping said, and drank the bowl of water again in one breath.

Seeing that Zhuge Kongping could drink so well, the ghost servant filled a bowl of water in a bowl the size of a washbasin and handed it to Zhuge Kongping: "Master, water."

"what!"

Zhuge Kongping shouted when he saw such a big bowl of water.

The ghost servant was taken aback by Zhuge Kongping's loud cry, his hand shook and smashed the bowl with a snap.

"Master, I'm sorry." The ghost servant said weakly.

"Forget it, it's okay, you can go down." Zhuge Kongping waved his hand, and then said to Zhang Yuan and the others, "Eat, continue to eat."

"boom!"

At this time, there was a few thunderstorms, and then it started to rain. The glass was covered with water, and the figure of Bai Rourou appeared on it. Wang Hui was just sitting opposite, and he saw it at a glance.

"Kong Ping, what are you talking about?"

Wang Hui looked at Zhuge Kongping with a strange expression. She had always felt that something was wrong with him, but now she finally knew why.

"What did you say?" Zhuge Kongping said, then turned around to take a look, saw Bai Rourou appear, and immediately covered his eyes with his hand, the thing he was afraid of still happened.

"No wonder you muttered to the foot wash before, but it turned out that you were secretly meeting with her." Wang Hui said angrily.

"We are upright and bright, you forced Senior Brother to be like this, even we are not allowed to meet, we can only fax 0 with thousands of miles..." Bai Rou Rou said.

"It's true, we are just friends." Zhuge Kongping said.

"I don't care what you do, anyway, it's not allowed." Wang Hui shouted loudly.

"You're not pretty, so you don't have confidence in yourself, but Senior Brother treats you so well, you shouldn't distrust him." Bai Rou Rou said.

In terms of appearance and figure, Bai Rou Rou is indeed much stronger than Wang Hui.

"Yes." Zhuge Kongping nodded.

"Fatty, how dare you call me ugly!" Wang Hui angrily shouted at Zhuge Kongping.

"No, I mean you should believe me." Zhuge Kongping said.

"Amitabha, I think you should stop arguing, Daoist Zhuge is now plagued with bad luck by the bronze armored corpse in Xishuangbanna, and even his skill has dropped greatly. Daoist Zhuge may be in great trouble." Zhang Yuan stood up and said.

Zhuge Kong Pingyuan was originally the strength of the late division of the earth division, but now he can only exert the strength of the middle division of the division.

"Kong Ping, is what Master Fahai said true?" Wang Hui asked anxiously.

Zhuge Kongping felt his own strength, and said in shock, "It seems that the strength is not enough."

If Zhang Yuan didn't say it, he didn't even notice this situation.

"I'll rush over right now." Bai Rou Rou said, and then disappeared from the glass.

At this time, Wang Hui didn't care so much anymore, and said to Zhuge Kongping, "Come with me, and I'll do the math for you."

The group came to the Fenggui Library, and Wang Hui took out a ruler 5.5.

"People are divided into upper, middle and lower grades. From the neck to the navel is the top grade, the navel to the knee is the middle grade, and the knee to the foot is the low grade." Wang Hui said, and when he spoke, he measured Zhuge Kongping's body.

Then she walked to the bronze armored corpse in Xishuangbanna and measured it with a ruler.

"It's top is fire, and your top is metal, and fire overcomes metal; it's middle-grade wood, your middle-grade belongs to earth, and wood overcomes soil; its lower-grade belongs to earth, your lower-grade belongs to water, and earth overcomes water; all the five elements are restrained. you."

"You are a masculine person, it is a yin person, the year, month, day and hour of the night you captured the corpse are exactly the opposite of your birth date. "

Zhuge Kongping heard what Wang Hui said, and knew that the Xishuangbanna bronze armored corpse would indeed bring bad luck. He still believed her wife's accomplishments in arithmetic and numerology. .

Chapter 101

"You can't bask in the sun during the day, and you can't shine in the moonlight at night, otherwise it's easy to be top-heavy and infuriating to reverse." Wang Hui said.

"Really so dangerous?" Zhuge Kongping asked suspiciously.

"Of course, there is also, you have to eat soft rice, otherwise it's easy to choke to death." Wang Hui said.

"Anything else?" Zhuge Kongping asked.

"This is just a small taboo, and there are three major taboos. First, you must avoid words. When talking to people, you must avoid words, especially your wife and me; second, you must avoid women's sexuality; third, you must avoid villains." Wang Hui said.

"Junior sister will come to draw a talisman for me to exorcise evil spirits. Is this considered female sex?" Zhuge Kongping asked.

"Of course." Wang Hui said.

"Senior brother, here I come."

Just as Wang Hui's words were spoken, Bai Rou Rou hurried over.

"Junior sister." Zhuge Kongping was very happy when he saw Bai Rourou coming, but he usually couldn't see him if he wanted to meet.

"Humph." Wang Hui stared at Zhuge Kongping, and snorted coldly, so scared that Zhuge Kongping, who was just about to get up, sat back on the stool again.

"At this time, you still doubt your senior brother. Do you want your senior brother to be killed by the Number One Underworld?" Bai Rourou said.

"I..." Wang Hui wanted to say something to Bai Rourou, but she didn't know what to say. She was still very concerned about the safety of 09 Yu Zhuge Kongping.

"I'm going to help senior brother draw a talisman to exorcise evil spirits. Don't break in casually, otherwise the consequences will be serious." Bai Rourou said.

"I'm so pissed off!" Wang Hui clenched her fists tightly and stomped her feet on the ground.

"Master Fahai, I hope you can help me and my brother protect the law. I am the number one in the world at this time." Bai Rourou said to Zhang Yuan.

Women's requests are more difficult to refuse, and his relationship with Zhuge Kongping is still bitter.

"Amitabha, there are poor monks here, don't worry." Zhang Yuan said, the strength of the best in the world is at most similar to that of Zhuge Kongping, and it is likely to be a little worse. It is easy for him to stop the other party.

"Thank you Master Fahai." Bai Rourou said.

The two entered the room to draw talismans to exorcise evil spirits, and Zhang Yuan found a stool outside the door and sat down.

Wang Hui was walking around outside the room, and sometimes she heard the whispers of the two of them, her teeth were itching with anger, but she couldn't rush in.

Time passed slowly, and night gradually fell.

Zhang Yuan still did not wait for the arrival of the number one in the world, and at this time, the painting of the talisman to exorcise evil spirits was almost completed.

"Master Fahai, it's not good, the number one in the world released the bronze armored corpse in Xishuangbanna, and also opened the seal of ghosts." Xiaohua ran over in a hurry.

"Oops!"

When Zhang Yuan heard this, he secretly thought that it was not good. He thought that the number one in the world would come to fight Zhuge Kongping as in the original book. This preconceived notion made him careless and let the number one in the world succeed.

Just as he was about to go to Fengguiku to take a look, Zhang Yuan immediately stopped.

"Master Fahai, what's wrong?" Xiaohua asked in confusion, the Fengguiku was already very anxious.

"This may be the best trick in the world. If I leave, he is likely to come here to make trouble." Zhang Yuan said.

"Then what to do, Xiao Ming and his mother can't stop it." Xiaohua said anxiously.

Zhang Yuan thought for a while and said, "Wait for me."