Zombieland: I Have a Tomb of God

A few hours later!

""Trample! Trample!"

In the valley, the sound of footsteps spread in all directions.

I saw Taoist Simu wearing a Taoist robe and leading a group of zombies to the depths of the valley.！

"I'm finally back. I wonder if Jiale, that brat, has practiced well at home!"

Soon, Taoist Simu brought the zombies to the door of his house.

He gained a lot of knowledge on this trip.

At the same time, the most important thing is that his realm has been upgraded from the original third level of earth master to the fifth level of earth master.

It can be said that his strength is now stronger than almost 90% of the same generation of Maoshan disciples.

""Huh? Why is it so quiet!?"

However, when Taoist Simu arrived at the gate of the yard, he was immediately confused.

There was no sound from anyone in the house. Confused, he came to the door and then opened a crack to look inside.

However, this one glance immediately made Taoist Simu furious!

He saw that Jiale, this kid, was not practicing but taking a nap on the rocking chair!

"Well, even Wencai Qiusheng has started to practice hard, and you are lying here sleeping?"The Taoist priest Simu suddenly turned cold when he saw this scene.

He looked at the zombies beside him angrily, and a plan emerged in his mind.

"Huh? Uncle Simu is back! ?"

However, Ling Xiao, who was practicing in the room at this time, suddenly opened his eyes.

""Buzz!!!!"

The next moment, Ling Xiao's body was full of power and he had already arrived in the yard.

However, Taoist Simu could not see Ling Xiao who was hiding in the void with the power of teleportation.

""Hmm? What is Uncle Master going to do?!"

Looking at the angry Taoist Simu Ling Xiao was stunned!

"Humph, your master is risking his life to make money, but this brat is sleeping in broad daylight until noon? I'll beat him to death!" Taoist Simu was immediately angry when he thought about how he worked so hard while his disciple was so carefree.

Thinking of this, Taoist Simu took out a piece of talisman paper!

""Hah!!!"

With a low shout, the talisman paper immediately caught fire under the ignition of his true energy.

Then Taoist Simu stuffed the bamboo poles he had pulled up from the ground into the zombie's hands, while chanting a spell.

"Heaven and earth, the walking corpses have spirits and sex. If you hear"ah", I will beat you. If you hear"ah", I will beat you."ah, this is my order!!!"

Ling Xiao, who was not far away, was speechless after hearing such a perfunctory spell.

"This kind of password is easy to find a flaw and then control the zombies to attack Uncle Simu. However, it should be more than enough to deal with Jiale."

Ling Xiao smiled when he saw this.

After all, it is not used against the enemy.

On this side, Taoist Simu came directly in front of all the zombies after finishing, and then formed a hand seal with his hand.

"Listen to my command!!"

With a low shout, ten zombies immediately raised their bamboo poles.

"Tsk tsk, Junior Brother Jia Le is in trouble!!"

Seeing this scene, Ling Xiao immediately watched with interest.

""Let me try it first!"

After seeing that the zombies had been controlled, Taoist Simu nodded with satisfaction, then took a step forward and squatted in front of the zombies.

At the same time, he picked up a porcelain jar placed aside and put it on his head.

""Ouch!!"

With a cry, the bamboo poles in the hands of the zombies fell down one by one.

""Pah!"

In an instant, the porcelain jar exploded and turned into pieces of debris.

This scene was seen by Jiale who was hiding behind the door. His face turned pale.

""Master, are you serious? I'm dead!"

The boy was woken up when Taoist Simu started chanting.

Now seeing Taoist Simu's actions, Jiale was really anxious.

If a group of zombies really attacked him, wouldn't he be dead?

"Oh no, the master is coming!"

Frightened and sweating, he quickly lay down on the bamboo chair and pretended to sleep after seeing Taoist Simu leading the zombies towards the wooden house. After all, if he wanted to escape, he would definitely not be able to escape.

At this time, Taoist Simu had already led the zombies to surround Jiale who was sleeping in the middle of the living room.

""Stinky boy, let's see how long you can sleep!"

Taoist Simu looked at Jiale who was still sleeping soundly and immediately left the encirclement with a sneer.

Then he picked up a small stone and threw it directly at Jiale.

"BANG!!!!!!"

As the stone hit his butt, Jiale almost cried out in pain.

Fortunately, he knew that if he cried out, he would die more miserably, so he quickly covered his mouth

""Hey? This kid didn't even scream!!"

When he saw Jiale didn't react, Taoist Simu was stunned. Then he walked towards Jiale and took a bamboo pole from a zombie.

"Humph, you don't want to scream, right?!"

Taoist Simu sneered and raised the bamboo pole in his hand and hit Jiale hard.

"Bang, bang, bang!!!"

A series of beating sounds suddenly spread throughout the room.

However, Jiale just twitched in pain but did not make a single scream.

"Oh, this little bastard, he is still holding on like this! ?"

Taoist Simu was immediately amused. He knew that this kid already knew that he was back.

However, just as he finished saying this, he was stunned.

As if he remembered something, he quickly looked around, and saw that all the zombies that were originally staring at Jiale were staring at him.

""Fuck!!!"

Taoist Simu couldn't help cursing.

""Pah, pah, pah!!!"

Before he could react, a series of bamboo poles came crashing down on him.

""Oh, stop hitting me, you are not hitting me, oh my, you idiots, why are you hitting me!!"

Immediately, Taoist Simu was beaten and screamed.

The more he screamed, the harder the zombies hit him, but he didn't dare to resist. If he did it himself, if he accidentally hurt a boss, it would be a lot of money!

How could he, who was extremely stingy, be willing to spend such a sum of money?

As for Jiale, he had already run out of the zombies' encirclement when Taoist Simu was beaten, and came to the door, rubbing the place where he had just been hit with a painful look on his face.

"Master, you are really cruel. Look at how you were beaten. If I were the one being beaten, I would be dead!"

Jiale couldn't help but complain to Taoist Simu.

"You little brat, hurry up and save me!!"

At this time, Taoist Simu was squatting on the ground with his head in his hands and being beaten, and he hurriedly urged him! (To read the exciting novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"I can't break your spell, just stop saying those two words!"

Jiale said quickly.

"Which two words? I don't know!"

Taoist Simu asked hurriedly while holding his head.

"Just two words: Ouch!"[]

Jiale quickly answered.

However, as soon as he said this, all the zombies stopped and looked towards Jiale.

""Fuck, Master, you tricked me!"

Jiale exclaimed and ran away

"Trample! Trample! Trample!"

However, at this moment, all the zombies chased him madly.

"Don't chase me, chase my master! Help, Master, Brother, help!"

Jiale screamed in fear as he ran away in the yard.

""Oh! It seems that Taoist Simu is back. Jiale has been taught a lesson again!"

In the other courtyard, Master Ikkiu has also walked out and smiled and spoke to Qingqing.

"Taoist Simu really likes to teach his disciples a lesson just like you said, Master!"

Qingqing looked at Jiale who was being chased around and looked interested.

"Humph, you little brat caused me to be beaten by zombies, I will teach you a lesson!!"

At this time, Taoist Simu came out from the living room, rubbing his hands and then picked up a small stone.

""Swish!!!!"

In an instant, the small stone shot out and hit Jiale's calf directly.

""Aiya!!!"

Jiale screamed and fell to the ground.

The next moment, bamboo sticks fell directly on him.、

"It’s over!!"

Jia Le's face changed immediately when he saw this scene, and he quickly covered his face

"Buzz!!!!!!!!"

At this moment, an invisible force suddenly came from the void.

In an instant, this force directly enveloped all the zombies, and these zombies instantly froze in place without moving.

""Hmm! What's going on?"

This scene immediately changed the face of Taoist Simu, and then he looked around with a serious look......

In an instant, he discovered Master Ikkyu and Qingqing in another courtyard.

""Well, you old bald donkey are back again! You dare to interfere when I teach my apprentice a lesson? Do you want to fight me in a one-on-one duel?" The moment he saw Master Ikkiu again, Taoist Simu was so angry that he started to curse.

"Taoist Simu, please don't wrongly accuse a good person. I'm just watching the show here, where did the fight take place?!"

After hearing Taoist Simu's words, Master Ikkiu spoke helplessly.

"If not you, then who else could it be?"

Taoist Simu was also confused. Master Ikkiu really didn't have this ability!

""Master, we meet again!"

However, at this moment, a calm voice came from the room.

Then a young man came out of the living room with a smile.

Taoist Simu turned around and saw the person coming, and he was immediately excited.

"Junior-nephew Ling Xiao? So it's you. I said that old bald donkey probably didn't have the strength to freeze my zombie out of thin air!

Is senior brother here too? Senior brother! Senior brother!"

After seeing Ling Xiao, Taoist Simu shouted excitedly into the room.

"My master has gone to seek revenge on the murderer who killed our master! So I came alone this time, and I plan to stay at your place for two days, I wonder if you welcome me!"

Ling Xiao smiled and spoke after hearing what Taoist Simu said.

"Welcome, of course you are welcome, hahahaha, nephew, I am so happy that you can come to my place, come on, let's go inside and chat!"

Taoist Simu laughed when he heard Ling Xiao's words, and directly pulled Ling Xiao up and walked towards the living room, not bothering to pay attention to Master Ikkiu and Jiale.

"Wow, Master, this Taoist priest Simu is so rude. He not only scolded you but also slandered you. He left without even apologizing!"

Qingqing was also angry when she saw Taoist priest Simu leave like that.

To her, Master Ikkyu was like a grandfather. She naturally couldn't bear to see Master Ikkyu being scolded by Taoist priest Simu.

"Haha, it doesn't matter, no matter how people insult and scold me, my heart remains the same, and Taoist Simu usually speaks like this, you will get used to it!"

Master Yixiu said with a smile, and then he returned to the room.

When he was having dinner before, Ling Xiao gave some advice on his doubts about cultivation, so now Master Yixiu felt as if he was about to break through the sixth level of earth master, and after he finished speaking, he returned to comprehend Ling Xiao's words.

Of course, the cultivation level division of their Buddhist sect is not like earth master and heaven master, but there are eight levels!

They are: Juyuan, Tufan, Yuanxin, Yisan, Mingxin, Sheli, Hundong, Taixu,

Juyuan and Tufan correspond to the realm of human master, while Yuanxin and Yisan correspond to earth master, Mingxin and Sheli correspond to heaven master, and the last two correspond to the realm of Daojun. 3.8 and above is the realm of immortals.

Of course, for convenience, it is generally divided according to the level of Taoism.

At this time, Master Yixiu is equivalent to the peak of Yuanxin, and now he is about to reach Yisan.

"I really don't know why there is such a big gap between Taoist Ling Xiao and their master and apprentice, who are from the same sect!"

After seeing that she had left, Qingqing looked at Taoist Simu and their room with some anger, and then went back to her room.

Before, Jiale stared at her as if he had never seen a girl before, and now the master was scolding his master!

When she just came, she had a much worse impression of this pair of master and apprentice.

Of course, she didn't know that Jiale was not a lustful person. He really hadn't seen many women, and even men. So let alone women, even if men came, he would stare at them for a long time.

This is a problem of staying at home too much.

At this time, he also hurriedly put the zombies that were fixed by Ling Xiao into the morgue, pasted runes on them, and hurried to the living room.

……………………

"So that's how it is. So you are passing by and planning to retreat for two days. That's perfect. You can stay here for two more days!" In the living room, Taoist Simu was immediately happy when he knew that Ling Xiao came because he was passing by and was planning to retreat for two days because he was going to break through.

With a strong man like Ling Xiao around, it would be a great benefit for Jiale to give him some advice.

"By the way, nephew, did anything happen to you guys when you returned to Maoshan this time? ? I received a notice from the Grandmaster two days ago.