Zombieland: I Have a Tomb of God

Qiu Shengwen, who was tricked by Ling Xiao, returned to the charity cemetery with a bitter face.

Fortunately, Ling Xiao kept his word and gave each of them a silver note of 100 oceans. The two of them immediately became happy and forgot about the whole matter.

As for Ling Xiao, he went directly to Boss Wu's house and looted all the oceans before returning.

However, Boss Wu was only a small businessman after all, so Ling Xiao only looted more than 1,000 oceans.

And most of them were silver notes.

Fortunately, the system can recharge successfully as long as it is oceans, so more than 1,000 oceans were quickly recharged to the account, which was not much of a loss.

As for Boss Wu who was killed by the female ghost Xiaohong, he was buried directly by Ling Xiao. It is normal for such a person to merge as a zombie in the future.

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However, just as Ling Xiao and the others went home to sleep, the mayor of Renjia Town and David were waiting anxiously outside the town.

Finally, more than a dozen missionaries wearing robes, with crosses hanging around their necks and a pile of books on their backs quickly walked towards Renjia Town.

"Here they come!!!"

After seeing these people coming, everyone present was delighted and quickly went to greet them.

""Father, you are finally here. Let me introduce you to my father!"

David greeted them with a smile and spoke to the old priest wearing glasses who was leading the group.

"Oh! It's the mayor. May God bless you!"

When the old priest heard that the person coming was the mayor, he smiled and took out the cross and prayed for the mayor.

"Um, who is God! ?"

The mayor asked his son curiously.

"It's the Jade Emperor of the foreigners!"

David explained.

"Oh, I will bless you too!!"

The mayor smiled and returned the greeting.

"By the way, Father, we have prepared a lot of gifts and are waiting for you to reopen the church tomorrow!"

David smiled and spoke to the old priest.

"Thank you so much. The church and God will remember your contribution to the Lord."

The old priest smiled and thanked.

With such treatment, how can they have any obstacles in preaching?

You know, when the people of this church preached, the church was either smashed or no one paid attention to them. In some places, the people were even beaten and disabled.

As soon as they came, someone gave gifts and thanked them. The mayor personally brought people. The treatment was too good.

"In that case, how about we reopen the church tomorrow! ?"

David spoke impatiently.

""Ah? Open tomorrow? Isn't that too hasty?"

However, the priest was a little confused when he said this. He had just arrived and was about to reopen the church.

""Ahem, the people in Renjia Town are ignorant and stupid. I hope the priest can save them quickly!"

David lied hastily.

The reason why he was so anxious was that he was afraid that Ling Xiao would snatch his cousin away. If that happened, then he would have no chance to play. It was naturally the top priority to drive Ling Xiao away as soon as possible.

"Oh, so that's how it is, David, you have this heart, blessings will surely come to you! Then we will reopen the church tomorrow, but we will need your help at that time!"The old priest was a little moved to see David so pious, there are not many young men who are rich and pious these years.

""Okay, okay, we will definitely have enough manpower, Father, don't worry!"

The mayor on the side quickly assured him.

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Early the next morning

"Ding ding ding…………"

The sound of gongs and drums spread throughout Renjia Town in the early morning.

Dozens of children were seen beating gongs and shouting

"The church has reopened, the church has reopened, and there is a lot of free rice being distributed! Hurry up!"

"There is plenty of rice to give out! Hurry up and go to church!"

"There are also free beef, mutton and pork! Hurry up and get them!"

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Dozens of children were beating gongs and shouting in the whole town.

The huge noise soon attracted thousands of people from the whole town.

Everyone came to the street to see what was going on.

However, many people immediately realized that these children were their own children. Instead of going to school, they came here to shout nonsense.

"The brat told you to go to school, why are you beating drums and gongs here! ?"

"Goudan, you actually dared to skip school and come here with the fake foreigner to make noises, get back here!"

"Good for you, you have learned to work for the fake foreign devils, I will break your legs when you go back!"

Immediately, the adults found their own children aggressively and took them back home, beating and scolding them along the way. The original gong sound instantly turned into crying.

Seeing this harmonious scene, the townspeople around laughed.

The church reopened? Wouldn't that be stealing business from Uncle Jiu? Besides, does the great land of China still need foreign devils to preach?

These brats really have to be taught a lesson.

"It's the fake foreigners again. After they came, people in Renjia Town kept getting into trouble. More than a hundred people died in a few months!"

Suddenly, someone in the crowd spoke angrily.

However, as soon as he said this, all the older townspeople around him instantly remembered that there was indeed a period of time more than 20 years ago when there were funerals every day.

Now that they thought about it, it was really the period when the foreigners' church reopened.

Everyone was instantly angry.

"Now that I think about it, it is true. If the church had not been closed and everything was fine, I would have thought it was a plague! I suspected that it was the foreign devils who were causing the trouble."

"Oh my god, my neighbor also died during those days. I thought he was sick but it turned out to be because of the foreigners opening a church! ?"

"Damn it, these fake foreigners dare to come, let’s go and smash his foreign temple!"

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Everyone in the crowd was talking and recalling what happened back then. In an instant, everyone rushed towards the church, cursing and swearing.

At the same time, Uncle Jiu also brought Ling Xiao and his group to the town to try to see if there was a market for the ghost money.

"Eh! ? Master, why are all of them gathered together! ?"

"That’s right, is there something going on?"

Wencai Qiusheng was immediately confused when he saw this scene.

"Let's go and have a look!!"

Uncle Jiu was also curious, so he led Ling Xiao and the others over.

"Interesting, those fake foreigners really came to reopen the church, and the plot of the exorcist Taoist priest actually began! Do I have to go through all the plots of Master's movies! ?"

Looking at this scene, Ling Xiao's eyes flickered slightly.

If this is true, it would be quite good. After all, although most of the movie plots have been gone through by himself, there are still many movies in which there are not only many zombies, but also terrifying zombies. It is a very good thing to use them for burial.

However, he was also curious about how these plots would change after his intervention.

While he was thinking, Uncle Jiu had already brought them to the back of the crowd.

Suddenly, someone discovered Uncle Jiu and them.

"Isn’t that Uncle Nine?"

"Taoist Ling Xiao and the others are here too!"

After a series of exclamations, everyone around looked over and greeted Uncle Jiu immediately after seeing him.

"Good morning, Uncle Jiu, you are here to see the church reopen! ?"

"Haha, Uncle Jiu, you came just in time. We are going to destroy this church now, so it's a good opportunity for you to come and have a look."

"That's right, that's right, this fake foreign devil who harmed people must be asking for a fight! After smashing the church, drive them all out"

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The townspeople made way for them and smiled at Uncle Jiu and his disciples.

When Uncle Jiu and his disciples heard what the townspeople said, they were all stunned. When did these townspeople become so cruel?

Uncle Jiu got anxious when he heard that they were going to demolish the church. It was not appropriate to demolish this thing.

After demolishing the church, the gathering array would be broken, and the entire Renjia Town would be in trouble.

"Everyone, listen to me, the church cannot be demolished yet, but it cannot be reopened either. Let's go and take a look at the situation first!"

Uncle Jiu spoke loudly. As soon as he said this, the townspeople who had picked up their weapons around him finally quieted down.

"Okay, let’s go with Uncle Jiu to see what those fake foreigners are going to do!"

"That’s right, that’s right, whatever Uncle Jiu says goes!"

"We all listen to Uncle Jiu!"

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All the townspeople around nodded and said they would follow Uncle Jiu's instructions.

Seeing the townspeople around him trust him so much, Uncle Jiu sighed. However, this might also mean that he could leave.

After all, the problems in Renjia Town were basically solved.

���But before that, we still have to deal with the church matter first.

"Let's go and see what's going on!"

Uncle Jiu said in a deep voice, and then he led a large group of one or two thousand people directly towards the church.

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""People are coming, people are coming! So many people are coming, Father! There should be thousands of people."

At this time, a bald missionary ran over excitedly.

To be honest, it was the first time in his 20 or 30 years of preaching that he had seen so many people respond to their preaching.

"Thank God for His blessing, this time we must develop Renjia Town into a holy place!"

Father Wu prayed excitedly when he heard the missionary's words, and said it with high spirits.

As a priest, he naturally still has his own ambitions.

However, after hearing the words of the bald missionary, David, the mayor, and the gangster bosses who came with their brothers all changed their faces.

Thousands of people!? There won't be any problems.

Soon, they saw thousands of people not far away, walking towards the direction of the church with great momentum, and the leader was Uncle Jiu and his four disciples!

"Mayor, the people in Renjia Town are so positive. Look how eager they are to ask the Lord for forgiveness!"

Father Wu, who saw this scene, was still smiling and didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

However, the mayor had already wiped his sweat and was a little anxious.

"David, Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao are here in person, what should I do?"

The slightly fat mayor was a little breathless.

The pressure from Uncle Jiu and his apprentice was too great. If it wasn't for business, he wouldn't dare to go against Uncle Jiu.

"Don't worry, there are so many people here, as long as we say it's all for the good of the townspeople, they won't do anything to us!"

Although David was a little nervous, he quickly spoke to calm his father.

After hearing this, the mayor took two deep breaths and quickly forced a smile.

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"Eh? Uncle Jiu, benefactor! You guys come join in the fun too!"

Just when Uncle Jiu and his group of people came to the front of the church, Master Ren also came over with Ren Tingting, smiling.

"Uncle Nine, Taoist Ling Xiao!!"

Ren Tingting also greeted with a smile.

""Master Ren, why are you guys here too?!"

Uncle Jiu was stunned when he saw Master Ren and the others.

"Forget it, the mayor said he had something important to announce and called all the gentry and merchants in Renjia Town. If I had known that the church was reopening, I would not bother to pay attention to him!"

Mr. Ren sighed helplessly. Uncle

Jiu and the others also realized that it was the mayor who was behind the scenes. No wonder

"Brother Ling Xiao, are you guys here to see the church reopen as well?"

However, at this moment, an excited voice was heard, and then Anne in a red dress ran over and hugged Ling Xiao's arm excitedly.

This scene instantly changed the expression of Ren Tingting beside her.

Master Ren was also stunned.

"Uncle Nine���"Master Ling Xiao, you are here too. Hey, Boss Ren, long time no see."

Boss Wang also came over excitedly with his wife. After greeting Uncle Jiu and the others, he greeted Master Ren.

"Ahem, Annie, we are all grown up, it is not appropriate to hug like this!"

Ling Xiao wanted to pull his hand away awkwardly. After all, although Annie was not very old, but... you know!

"Yes, Brother Ling Xiao, you said you would marry me, so what's wrong with a hug?"

However, Annie's next words instantly struck Ren Tingting as if she was struck by lightning, and her face turned pale.

After hearing this, Master Ren's face also changed, and he looked at Uncle Jiu who was a little embarrassed.

""Annie, that was just a joke we played when we were little. You can't take it seriously!"

Ling Xiao was speechless and quickly explained.

After hearing this, Ren Tingting's face looked a little better. But how could she not worry when she saw a girl who was the same age as her and had the same outstanding temperament?

"Annie, stop fooling around, it's time to get down to business!"

When Boss Wang saw this, he helplessly scolded his daughter.

"Oh!!"

Only then did Annie reluctantly let go of Ling Xiao.

The townspeople around were all enjoying watching this big show.

In the eyes of many of them, it was not normal for a man like Ling Xiao to have three wives and four concubines.

""Fellow villagers!!!"

However, at this moment, an old voice was heard. Father Wu stood on the steps in front of the church and spoke loudly.

Everyone looked over and wondered what the old man was going to say.

"On behalf of the almighty Lord, I come here again today to save you from this absurd world. This world is too scary. Friends don’t trust friends, family members don’t trust family members, and people don’t trust people! (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

So, you must believe in me and believe in God, because only the almighty God can save you!"

Father Wu said loudly in an impassioned tone.

"Why do you want us to believe you?"

Suddenly, a young man in the crowd asked loudly.

""Little brother, you asked a good question. You must believe in me because I am the son of Heavenly Father, and as long as you believe in me, you can also become the descendants of Heavenly Father!"

Hearing someone asking this question, Father Wu smiled and answered quickly.

However, as soon as he said this, everyone's face changed.

Is this asking all of them to worship this old man as their father? Who can tolerate this?

"Bullshit, who would believe you? We only believe Uncle Nine! We believe Taoist Ling Xiao!"

"That's right, who wants to be your son? You old man, you're asking for a beating, right?!"[]

"Brothers, smash him, smash this fake foreigner to death!"

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Everyone started cursing, and then all the rotten tomatoes and rotten cabbages that had been prepared were thrown at him.

"Pah pah pah pah!!!"

There were so many of them that the priest and his companions were instantly covered by rotten vegetable leaves before they could react.

"Ah, it hurts, stop smashing it"

"Priest, hide!"

"The priest has been knocked unconscious!"

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More than a dozen missionaries were all hit and fell to the ground with blood all over their heads, wailing. Father Wu, who was a generation older, was knocked unconscious.

After all, there were rotten eggs in these things, and the egg shells were very hard, and it was very painful when they hit the body.

"Stop smashing it, stop smashing it, someone is going to die!"

Seeing this scene, the mayor on the side became anxious and rushed out to rescue

"Stop smashing it, calm down, calm down, stop smashing it!"

David also jumped out and shouted

""It's the mayor who is colluding with the foreigners to harm us. Smash them to death!"

Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted.

David and the mayor turned pale.

However, before they could react, all kinds of vegetable leaves were flying towards them.

"Dad, run!!"

David ran away in fear, holding his head.

""Wait for me, son!"

The mayor also ran away in fear, but unfortunately, he was hit on the thigh and was fat, so he fell to the ground and was covered with rotten leaves before he ran a few steps.

The gangster bosses saw this scene and their faces darkened and they ran away.

The whole church instantly became smoky and smelly.

"Hehe, Master, look how miserable they are!"

"That's right, don't you see that this is the cover!!"

Wencai and Qiusheng said proudly when they saw this scene.

"Who is protecting them? You two! ?"

However, as soon as the two of them said this, they were glared at by Uncle Jiu.

They were so scared that they shrank their necks and dared not speak anymore.

"Everyone calm down!!!"

After glaring at Wencai and Qiu Sheng, Uncle Jiu stood up and stopped all the townspeople.

As soon as Uncle Jiu's words came out, everyone in the town fell silent.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the idea of us cultivators is not to fight or quarrel, so if these foreign Taoist friends want to come to preach, we will not stop them!"

However, at this moment, Uncle Jiu's words stunned everyone present.

Suddenly, Uncle Jiu's vision shocked them.

Look, this is the real vision.

David, who was hit and hiding in the dark, was immediately excited after hearing Uncle Jiu's words. Uncle Jiu didn't stop it?

Isn't there still a chance?

"But Uncle Jiu, these fake foreigners have bad intentions. When the church reopened, many people died in our Renjia Town!"

"That’s right, what if they open it again and there are four more people?!"

"That's right, Uncle Jiu, we can't let them reopen the church!"

But soon many villagers became anxious.

"Don't worry, this is the second thing I want to say!"

After hearing what everyone said, Uncle Jiu smiled and spoke.

"The location of this church is the evil gathering place of my Renjia Town. Originally, there would be no problem as long as this location was not moved.

However, the church was built at this location twenty years ago, so this evil gathering place was directly opened up.

To put it simply, it is like opening the source of water.

The evil spirits flooded into the entire Renjia Town like a flood. If infected by the evil spirits, you will get seriously ill if you don’t die.

Fortunately, the back of the church is closed, so the evil spirits are cut off. Therefore, this church must not be reopened, but it cannot be destroyed either!

If these foreign Taoist friends want to preach, choose another place! This church must not be opened!"

Uncle Jiu solemnly recounted the cause and effect of the matter.

If this was the words of Uncle Jiu, who did not have much prestige in the original book, many people would not believe what he said, but now it is different.

Uncle Jiu, who has experienced several major zombie incidents before, now has a lot of say in the entire Renjia Town.

As soon as he said this, everyone understood instantly.

"Great Father, we can preach!"

"Yes, Father, at worst we can go to another place!"

"This Taoist priest is so kind, he even spoke for us!"

Uncle Jiu's words made the missionaries cry with joy, and they quickly pulled Father Wu, who had finally woken up, out of the rotten leaves.

""God bless you, God bless you!"

Father Wu was also crying with joy. He thought he would be beaten back in disgrace. At that time, he was afraid that he would be deprived of his position as a priest.

As for changing his position, he would just change it. With this little money, can't he just cheat believers to raise donations?

"Wait, then again, wasn’t it these foreign devils who built the church that opened the evil gathering place in our Renjia Town? In other words, they were the ones who killed the people!"

Suddenly, someone in the crowd realized that if there hadn’t been the church built by these foreign devils, so many people wouldn’t have died in their Renjia Town! As soon as he said this, the crowd, who had calmed down a little, became furious again.

"Yes, if they hadn’t opened the evil gathering position, these problems would not have occurred!

"Uncle Jiu, we must be right, right? They are the ones who harmed us!"

"I suggest burning those bastards!"

"That's right, burn them!"

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Everyone started cursing angrily again.

Instantly, more than a dozen missionaries and Father Wu were dumbfounded. They wanted to burn them to death? Isn't this the way they deal with others! ?

"There is nothing wrong with what you said, but forget about killing people. If you kill people for no reason, you will go to hell after you die. There is no need to sacrifice yourself for them! No need."

At this time, Ling Xiao spoke directly.

After all, these missionaries and Father Wu did not do anything bad, and they were not the ones who chose this position.

They didn't know that there was a problem here. After all, the first person to die after the church reopened was the person who lived here.

Although Ling Xiao's words were calm, they instantly drowned out the shouting of thousands of people.

Even the effect of the Heart Purification Mantra in his words.

Everyone's anger subsided instantly.

"Fellow Taoists, my master has made it very clear. If you want to preach, then preach, but don't reopen here. This is the bottom line. Otherwise, don't blame me for taking action against you for the safety of the entire Renjia Town!"

After Ling Xiao calmed down everyone's anger, he also came to the terrified people hugging each other.���In front of more than ten missionaries, he spoke calmly.

As soon as he said this, more than ten missionaries and Father Wu nodded their heads in fear.

Ling Xiao's eyes were so terrifying that they all felt as if they had seen Satan.

"Very good, in that case! Everyone, go home if you have nothing to do!"

Ling Xiao smiled with satisfaction, and then spoke loudly to the townspeople around him.

Suddenly Ling Xiao saw a mountain of rice and soybean oil not far away.

"Oh, by the way, there are so many rice and other things here. Since it is a gift from the priests, don't be polite. Come and take one!"

He quickly called all the townspeople to take the gifts.

However, as soon as he said this, all the townspeople were excited.

Then they all rushed over and began to distribute the firewood, rice, oil and salt that the mayor had spent thousands of dollars to buy.

In order to win people's hearts, they spent a lot of money this time.

"That’s right, it would be a waste if you don’t take it!!"

"Hahaha, wouldn’t it be stupid not to take advantage of the bargain?!"

"Thank you, Taoist Ling Xiao, thank you, Uncle Nine!!"

"Thank you Uncle Jiu and Taoist Ling Xiao!"

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All the townspeople happily accepted the benefits and thanked Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao.

People who didn't know this would think that Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao were distributing rice.

David, who was hiding in the dark and surrounded by flies, was so angry that he gnashed his teeth when he saw his cousin happily leaning on Ling Xiao, and the rice he bought was distributed to Ling Xiao.

""Ling Xiao, I will never forgive you!"

David was so angry that he almost couldn't help but rush up to challenge Ling Xiao. Fortunately, he still had some reason. He could only run over carefully to pull his father out of the garbage dump and then left with the missionary and Father Wu. (Wang Zhao's)…………

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"Son, what should I do? Ouch, it hurts so much!"

The mayor of the family said to his son with a bruised face.

"How would I know? Now that it's like this, I think there's probably no hope!"

David was so angry that his teeth itched. Now he was in pain all over his body.

"Mayor, what is going on? Why are they so disgusted with us? This must be a test from God, right?"

Father Wu, with gauze wrapped around his head, said helplessly. He just wanted to preach well.

"Father, this matter is all about Uncle Jiu and his disciples! They are the ones who incited the entire Renjia Town to boycott you."

David suddenly remembered something, then smiled and came to Father Wu and spoke directly

"Ah? Why would he do this?"

Father Wu was puzzled, and the missionaries around him were also curious.

Why would he target them when they had no grudges against him?

"Is there any need to say this? Uncle Jiu is a Taoist, and you are Christians. He definitely doesn't want you to come here to preach!"

The mayor on the side quickly replied

"They are Taoists.���That's going to be trouble!"

Father Wu suddenly realized when he heard that Uncle Jiu and his friends were Taoists.

In the Celestial Empire, when they spread Christianity, they were most likely to be resisted by Buddhism and Taoism.

This is going to be a problem!

""Oh, Father Wu, do you have any powerful people in your church? For example, the kind that can break a wall or a house with one punch.

If there are, why don't you invite them over and teach Uncle Jiu and the others a lesson, so that they can't stop the light of God from spreading to Renjia Town!"

However, David was curious and asked Father Wu hurriedly. In his opinion, if Taoism can have such a powerful Taoist priest, then why doesn't Christianity, which has also been passed down for thousands of years, have such a powerful Taoist priest?

"Ah? Are you talking about clergy? No, no, I can't invite clergy!

They are all subordinate to His Majesty the Pope!

There are only ten clergy stationed in the Celestial Empire, and they will not come unless necessary.

Besides, we must care for God's people, and Uncle Jiu and the others are also God's people."

After hearing David's words, Father Wu immediately waved his hands.

However, after hearing what Father Wu said, David's face suddenly became ugly.

There really is one, but it's useless if the other party can't invite him.

"When will the priest come?"

David still did not give up.

"Unless there are demons like vampires and werewolves, it is impossible for the clergy to come!"

Father Wu said helplessly.

"Vampire? Is this thing a zombie?"

David's eyes lit up. This thing has appeared several times in Renjia Town.

"No, no, no, vampires and zombies in China are not the same. Zombies in China are dealt with by Taoist priests in China, while vampires are from Great Britain."

Father Wu explained.

"It came from Great Britain!? That must be a foreign zombie, but where can I find it!?"

David was helpless when he heard it.

"What? Foreign zombies are vampires! ? Yes, there are such things!"However, after hearing what Father Wu said, the mayor on the side spoke excitedly.

"What? Dad, have you seen foreign zombies?"

David was immediately excited when he heard it.