Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"Four-eyed Daoist!"

At this moment, Master Yixiu on the side suddenly walked over, pointed to the golden coffin in front of him and said, "Why don't you remove the roof above and let it absorb more sunlight."

In this way, it can also reduce some corpse qi!"

"Hey, that's right!"

As soon as Master Yixiu's words fell, Daoist Qianhe nodded hurriedly, and then said to his four apprentices: "South, south, north, west, remove the roof for me." "

"Yes!"

Suddenly, the four apprentices under the Thousand Crane Dao Leader nodded and walked towards the coffin.

"Slowly, slowly!"

At this moment, the four-eyed Taoist next to him suddenly stopped.

"Senior brother, why is this?"

The four-eyed Taoist looked at his senior brother with a puzzled expression, and asked:

"There is a damp wind in the wind today, and there is a dark cloud in the southwest, and it is expected that a heavy rain will fall in the evening.

When the time comes, if the heavy rain washes away the blood from the rope on the coffin, the zombies are likely to escape. "

Everyone's eyes looked towards the southwest, and sure enough, they found a dark cloud slowly drifting towards this side.

"Senior brother makes sense!" said Elder Chizuru nodded in agreement.

"I think it is better to remove the roof so that the coffin will absorb the sunlight and disperse the yin energy.

And it's impossible to say if it rains, so what if it doesn't rain at night. Master Ikkyu spoke.

"It's impossible, my four-eyed Taoist said that if it rains, it will definitely rain, and if it rains, the blood on the rope will be soaked at that time, and it will be dangerous. "

"It's okay, it's not going to rain. "

"It's definitely going to rain!"

"It won't rain!"

"It must be raining!"

......

Looking at the appearance of Master Ikyu and Michi Master Simu arguing with each other in front of him, Michitsuru Michicho who was standing on the side was confused, and he really didn't know who he should trust now.

"Ahem, master, uncle, in fact, I have a better way, a way to get the best of both worlds. "

At this moment, Su Yang suddenly spoke.

The best of both worlds!

"Whew!!"

As soon as Su Yang's words fell, Master Yixiu next to him, the four-eyed Daoist and the Thousand Crane Daoist all looked towards Su Yang in unison.

"You say you have the best of both worlds?" asked the four-eyed Michicho.

"Hmm!" Su Yang nodded.

"What's the solution?" asked Master Ikkyu.

"The canopy that covers the coffin is removable, and it is perfectly possible to remove it during the day when there is sun.

But at night, when there is no sun in the sky, wouldn't it be nice to reinstall the roof?"

Su Yang opened his mouth and proposed.

"Shh......h

Suddenly, the three old guys couldn't help but gasp, this way to get the best of both worlds is really good.

"The nephew is really smart, such a difficult problem has been solved, he really deserves to be a disciple of our Maoshan Mountain, I look like a nephew with four eyes!"

As he spoke, the four-eyed Michicho looked smugly at Master Ikyu.

"Cut!"

Master Ikyu looked at the stinky fart of the four-eyed Taoist and couldn't help but cut off.

"Master, and me, I'm your apprentice!"

At this moment, a bag of glutinous rice Dejiale in his hand suddenly ran over, with a bright smile on his face, patting his chest and saying.

"Poof!!"

Master Yixiu couldn't help laughing, and pointed to the stupid Jia Le on the side and said, "Yes, you still have a good apprentice!"

It's just to go out and practice, you see this wound, if it is deeper, it is estimated that it will hurt the bones. "

Looking at Jia Le on the side, the four-eyed Taoist said with an unhappy face: "Who asked you to come over." "

"Ahh

Looking at the master in front of him, Jia Le said in surprise: "Master, didn't you ask me to get glutinous rice for my uncle?"

"Hmph, that's a lot of nonsense, bring it!"

The four-eyed Taoist glared at Jia Le in front of him, and then took the glutinous rice in Jia Le's hand, handed it to the Qianhe Taoist on the side, and said: "Senior brother, the journey is safe, I hope you won't use this bag of glutinous rice along the way!"

"Goodbye, senior brother!"

Daoist Qianhe nodded, then took the glutinous rice, and after saying hello to Su Yang and Master Yixiu behind him, he led the team to leave this place.

"Bang Bang!!"

Three distant and crisp gongs sounded, and the team of the Thousand Crane Dao Leader began to leave, and several strong men struggled to push the golden coffin and walked towards the distance.

The procession was mighty and gradually left.

"Senior brother, look at that coffin so beautiful!" Jia Le said, pointing to the coffin on the cart.

"Well, it's made of gold, of course it's beautiful!" Su Yang nodded.

"If I have a chance in the future, I will work hard to make money, buy a pair of the same, and honor my master and his old man. "

After Jia Le finished speaking, he looked towards the four-eyed Taoist with a pleasing face.

"You're quite filial. Master Ikkyu held back a smile and couldn't help but speak.

"Smack!"

However, the four-eyed Taoist slap on the back of Jia Le's head, and said with an unhappy face: "What, you curse me to death!"

"Shhh...... Master, I didn't mean that!!"

Jia Le touched the back of his head and looked at his master's back helplessly.

......

After returning to the dojo of the four-eyed Taoist, Su Yang and the four-eyed Yixiu had dinner together and returned to their room.

Quietly waiting for the night to come, when the zombie will definitely be in trouble.

Open the system, now Su Yang has a lot of helpers now, they are the ghost general Xiao Nai, the demon spirit ice sky fox, the demon general cicada Xiao Niang, and the old lady in the black zombie circle period!

Among them, the most powerful combat power is naturally the Extreme Ice Sky Fox, a terrifying existence in the Demon Spirit Realm.

Secondly, it is the old lady Ren who is completely black and stiff, and he is still a little short of breaking through the green zombie to explain.

The third is the ghost general Xiao Nai, the yin fire on his body, and he is born to restrain some evil.

Finally, there is the auxiliary cicada girl, although I am not sure of the toxicity on the body, whether it can be useful to zombies, but when the time comes, you will know by trying.

Now, the one who is most unclear about his strength now should be the Extreme Ice Sky Fox.

Species: Polar Ice Sky Fox

Realm: One year demon realm

Hex: Ice Archery

......

There is only one demon art, ice archery, after all, there is still demon art, and when the time comes to deal with that royal family, it will be easier.

Su Yang wasn't sure what kind of zombie that royal zombie was, so he had to improvise.

......

Night!!

"Boom!!"

A cracking thunderclap sounded, and then I saw a pouring rain outside, and gusts of cold wind carrying moisture into the house.

Outside the door!

Jia Le and the master stood by the door frame, looking at the heavy rain in front of him, Jia Le said with a happy face: "It hasn't rained for a long time, why is it raining? "