Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"Oh, got it!!"

Qiusheng and Wencai nodded, and then the two of them took the ink fountain line in their hands and began to bounce on the coffin.

Lin Jiu lit three pillars of incense and said from his heart: "People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombies and dead corpses!"

Wen Cai, who was playing the ink fountain, heard the master talking at length again, so he continued to speak: "Master, people are not only divided into good and bad people, but also into men and women!"

"Master speaks, what are you talking about!"

Lin Jiu glared at Wen Cai with an unhappy face, and was suddenly so frightened that he didn't dare to speak anymore, and quietly flicked the ink fountain line.

"Master Ren's corpse is the corpse that is about to turn into a zombie!" Lin Jiudao.

"Master, how can a corpse turn into a zombie!" asked Qiusheng on the side.

"yes, how can a person become a bad person?"

Wen Cai followed up again.

"You two unlearned guys, you don't know any of these things. "

Looking at the appearance of his two apprentices who didn't know anything, Lin Jiu suddenly had a cloud of anger in his chest, and then said: "Ask your junior brother, what do you junior brothers know, you senior brothers don't even know?"

Hmph, what a couple of things!"

Qiusheng and Wencai suddenly shrugged their heads and looked at Su Yang on the side.

Su Yang's face was full of helplessness, his two senior brothers were so temperamental, they only liked to play and play, and then said: "People become bad people because he is not angry."

The corpse turned into a zombie because he had an extra breath!!"

One more breath!!

"Senior brother, what does it mean to take an extra breath?" Qiu Sheng said.

"Before a person dies, he gets angry, holds his breath, sulks, and when he dies, he will gather another breath in his throat.

And Master Ren's grave is a dragonfly in water, but it is made into a waste hole by lime roof!

And today I paid attention to the topography at that time, although it was a tomb of dragonflies and water, and the mountains were long and narrow, more like snakes that had been entrenched!

The snake is originally yin, and the dragonfly point water hole is destroyed, and the top is covered with lime, just like a tumor on the snake's head.

The yin qi gathered by the entrenched snake continued to pour towards Master Ren's tomb.

Feng Shui says that this kind of tomb has actually become a place where snakes accumulate yin!

Therefore, Master Ren's body absorbs a lot of yin qi, and once the corpse changes, it will become very fierce.

So we must be careful, once the corpse of the old man changes, it will be troublesome. "

Su Yang said slowly.

Snake accumulation in the shade!

"Oh!!"

As soon as Su Yang's words fell, Lin Jiu on the side suddenly exclaimed, "Yes, I didn't even expect this!"

If it's a loess roof, a dragonfly dots the water!!

Then the snake will become a small water dragon, and the family will have a steady stream of wealth, wealth and peace!

However, the cemetery was covered with lime, blocking the water, so that the little water dragon could not touch the water, and then it became a yin snake.

If there is no spiritual water to wash away the yin qi, it will be absorbed by Master Ren, so the Ren family's business plummeted.

And if Master Ren's corpse is not handled well, it is very easy to undergo corpse transformation, and once the corpse changes, it will inevitably be a vicious zombie.

Do you say ......!!"

couldn't help but glance at each other, Lin Jiu and Su Yang probably knew everything they thought about each other!

Su Yang had long known that there was a guy behind this, like an invisible hand, that guy should be Mr. Feng Shui twenty years ago.

And Lin Jiu didn't think about it deeply, but now after being reminded by Su Yang, he felt terrified to think about it!!

Twenty years of bureaus!

"I'll go back to my room first!"

After Lin Jiu finished speaking, he inserted the incense in his hand into the incense burner, then turned around and walked out of the door.

"Senior brother, I'll go back first!"

Su Yang also said goodbye to Qiusheng and Wencai in front of him, and walked towards his coffin shop.

Lin Jiu went back to think about the next thing and how to deal with Master Ren.

And when Su Yang went back, he prepared equipment and other things, and went to suppress the female ghost Xiaoyu tonight.

......

"It's all over!"

Seeing that the entire coffin was covered with ink fountain lines, Qiusheng stood up and asked.

"There's still one place that hasn't been played!"

"Where?"

"Of course it's here!"

In the next second, Wen Cai used the ink fountain line in his hand to flick it towards Qiusheng's face in front of him, and the mixture of chicken blood and ink immediately flicked Qiusheng's face.

Immediately, he ran outside with an excited face.

"Hey, you stinky boy,"

Qiusheng hurriedly reached out to wipe off the mixture of chicken blood and ink on his face, then picked up the broom next to him and chased after Wen Cai.

Wencai ran all the way while dodging Qiusheng's stick!

"Master!!"

Just when Wen Cai ran to the lobby, he suddenly saw Lin Jiu standing at the door with a teacup.

"Oh, you kid still want to lie to me!"

Qiusheng let out a loud snort, and then the stick in his hand slammed towards Wen Cai.

Wen Cai hurriedly hid aside, and Qiusheng's stick hit Lin Jiu's head just now.

"Peng!!"

With a dull sound, the broom rod in Qiusheng's hand was directly knocked in half.

"Ahh

Suddenly, Lin Jiu screamed, and the teacup in his hand couldn't help but fall to the ground, he reached out and touched his head and gritted his teeth: "You two guys ......!!"

"Master, it's none of my business!"

Seeing this, Qiusheng hurriedly handed the broom in his hand to Wencai on the side, and hurriedly pulled out and ran towards the door.

"Master, it's none of my business!"

Wen Cai also hurriedly threw the broom in his hand on the ground, and then ran out with Qiusheng.

Outside the door, Qiusheng rode the bicycle next to him and lit a handful of incense with a match in his hand!

"Hey, you don't care about me!"

Wen Cai saw that Qiusheng wanted to go to his aunt's house to avoid trouble, and immediately said with an anxious face.

"Oh, you broke out, who told you to play me with ink!" Qiu Sheng said.

Wen Cai frowned, if Qiusheng left, then the master's anger today would be vented on himself.

Immediately said: "Don't leave so late, it's easy to meet ghosts if you leave so late!"

"Oh, in this situation, I'd rather meet a ghost than meet a master!"

Qiusheng shook his head, then stuck incense on his bicycle and ran away on his bicycle.

From Yizhuang to the town, you have to pass through a forest, although it is not as large as the mass grave forest, but it is also very messy, and there are many deserted graves and the like.

Su Yang arrived here one step earlier.

The shadows of the trees are like monsters with fangs and five claws, and from time to time there are sounds of swishing in the grass on both sides of the road, challenging the fear in people's hearts.

A few crows, in the silence of the night, flapped their wings from time to time.

A gust of wind blew, and people couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat behind their backs.

Su Yang held a thirty-year-old peachwood sword in his hand, and there were things like black dog blood and chicken blood talismans pinned to his waist.

Soon, Su Yang found his target location!

Land Temple!!

In the original movie, the female ghost Xiaoyu sat on the back of Qiusheng's bicycle and was accidentally hit by a tree branch.

At that time, it happened to fall near this land temple, and then was ridiculed by the land inside.

The land temple is not big, at most one meter high, more like a drawer erected, very simple.

There are three clay sculptures inside, and one with a loyal face should be the land.

There were two other attendants next to him, one with pointed ears and a suit of armor, and the other holding a magic weapon like a small barrel in his hand.

In front, there is also an incense altar, which is full of incense that has not yet been burned, and it seems that there are often people offering incense!

Generally, the exquisite convoy passes by, and it will be a pillar of incense here before leaving!

And Su Yang lit a stick of incense and inserted it into the incense burner in front of him.

"Thank you, young man!"

At this moment, a man's powerful voice came from inside the temple, which should be the voice of the land.