Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

In the study, Master Ren beckoned Su Yang and Lin Jiu to sit down, and said, "Uncle Jiu, how is the cemetery selected?"

"Master Ren, I thought about it all night last night, and I selected two better tombs for Old Lady Ren.

A place called Guiyang, on a hill ten miles east of the original cemetery, can bless the prosperity of the old man's descendants and Changtai'an!

The other place is called the Pure Flow Little Dragon Cave, which is backed by the Renjia River, which can wash away the bad luck and bless the business of Master Ren's house like flowing water, facing the wind. "

Lin Jiu unfolded the map near Renjia Town, and pointed out the location of the two selected tombs to Master Ren.

"Well, it's not bad!"

Master Ren watched Lin Jiuxuan obtain two acupuncture points, and nodded with satisfaction, these two acupuncture points can give him the things he desperately needs.

For example, the heirs are long, and they are already in their forties, so Tingting has a daughter, and it would be great if she could give birth to a son.

The other acupuncture point is to help you do business and make a lot of money, which is also your urgent need.

"Uncle Jiu, can I have both of these acupuncture points?" Old Master Ren frowned as he looked at Guiyang and the Pure Flow Little Dragon Acupoint, and asked.

"Both!!"

Lin Jiu showed a look of displeasure on his face, this Master Ren was really greedy enough.

"Absolutely!"

Su Yang, who was on the side, suddenly spoke.

"Whew!!"

As soon as Su Yang's words fell, Lin Jiu and Master Ren next to him looked at Su Yang.

"Senior nephew, how could this person be buried in two tombs?" Lin Jiu wondered.

"Mr. Su, do you really have a way?" The old man on the side looked at Su Yang with bright eyes and asked.

"Well, yes, it's to split your father in half, and put half of it in the Guiyang acupoint, which is generally placed in the Jingliu Xiaoshui Dragon acupoint. "

Su Yang said indifferently.

Forehead!!

Suddenly, Master Ren stopped talking, and understood that Su Yang was sarcastically mocking himself for being too greedy.

Splitting a dead man in half is unattainable.

After Lin Jiu heard Su Yangde's proposal, he couldn't help but feel a lot happier when he saw that Master Ren was speechless.

In fact, Su Yang felt that it was useless to choose the cemetery now, because tonight Old Master Ren would break through the barrier and bite this Old Master Ren to death.

However, for the sake of Ren Tingting's face, I still try to help as much as possible, if Master Ren has to die, then I don't care!!

......

Downstairs!!

"Cousin Tingting, you haven't seen each other for so long, do you miss me?"

Captain Ah Wei came to Ren Tingtingde's side, with a lewd smile on his face, and spoke.

"Didn't we just meet yesterday?"

Ren Tingting showed a trace of impatience on her face, looking at the obscene Ah Wei in front of her, a trace of boredom rose in her heart.

I can't help but compare Ah Wei and Su Yang with each other!

It's not good if it's not compared, after a comparison, Ren Tingting instantly felt what it meant to be called a dick and a male god.

"Well, this doesn't matter, it's important that Cousin Tingting, do you miss me?"

Captain Ah Wei looked like a licking dog, and looked at Ren Tingting in front of him.

"Nope!"

Ren Tingting shook her head with a firm face.

"Cousin Tingting, think about it again, don't you really miss me?

Captain Ah Wei clutched his heart and asked again with an expectant expression.

Ren Tingting thought about it, pondered for a long time, and then said: "No, I've been thinking about Su Gongzi all the time!"

I've been thinking about it!

Su Gongzi !!!

"Click!!"

As soon as Ren Tingting's words fell, Ah Wei's face suddenly turned pale, and he felt that his little heart seemed to be about to be unable to withstand this stimulation and was about to blow up.

"Poof!!"

The maid Xiaocui, looking at Captain Ah Wei's deflated face, couldn't help laughing out loud.

In his heart, he secretly said, just a man like you, and he still wants to rob Miss Su Gongzi, he is really a toad who wants to eat swan meat.

Qiusheng and Wencai, who were sitting on the chair, couldn't help but glance at each other!

"Wencai, this kid dares to beat the woman of his junior brother, let's teach him a lesson!"

Qiusheng opened his mouth to propose.

"Good!"

Immediately, Qiusheng and Wencai walked towards Captain Ah Wei.

"Hey, what are you doing, do you dare to harass my brother's wife?"

Suddenly, Qiusheng stood between Captain Ah Wei and Ren Tingting with an angry face, and said with his chest held high.

Brother's wife!!

"Hey, boy, what are you talking about?When did my cousin become your brother's wife......!!"

"Shut up!"

In the next second, before Ah Wei finished speaking, Ren Tingting interrupted Ah Wei's next words, and she didn't know when a hint of red rose on her face.

"Cousin, why are you interrupting me, when will you become Su Yang's ...... kid!"

"Shut up!"

Ah Wei also wanted to question, but Ren Tingting interrupted Captain Ah Wei's words again, and then looked at Qiusheng and said, "What did you just say, say it again?"

"Huh?"

Qiusheng was slightly stunned, and then said, "I said that Captain Ah Wei dared to harass my junior brother's wife!!"

"Yes, yes, that's it, say it again!"

"Senior brother's wife!!"

"Yes, yes!"

......

Captain Ah Wei on the side only felt that his throat was sweet, and his heart was flooded with blood.

"Oops!!"

At this moment, Captain Ah Wei only felt a pain in his head, and quickly turned his head with a scream, only to see Wen Cai's hand holding a white hair and said, "Oh, Captain Ah Wei, is this your hair!"

It's all so white?

This is a phenomenon of premature aging, it is estimated that it will not be long before my master can find you a good burial!"

"Hey, hey, boy, don't talk nonsense, how could this white hair be found on my head!

It's definitely not mine, I'm in the prime of life, and it's impossible to have gray hair. Captain Ah Wei immediately said resolutely.

"Oh, well!"

Wen Cai glanced at Qiusheng, and then walked towards the door.

And Captain Ah Wei was standing next to Ren Tingting, and he didn't know what to say for a while!

Qiusheng took out a talisman, then wrapped his hair in it, recited a spell, and then pointed to a toad next to the pillar and said, "Wencai, catch that toad for me."

Since Ah Wei's kid wants to eat swan meat as a toad, then I'll let him really be a toad. "

"Hey, okay!"

Wen Cai immediately nodded with a wicked smile, then grabbed the toad at the foot of the wall in his hand and stuffed the rune into the toad's stomach.

Immediately, a rope was tied to the toad's hind legs to prevent the toad from running away.

Put it on the ground.

"Qiusheng, why doesn't this toad move?" Wen Cai looked at the motionless toad on the ground and asked.

"Well, you can kick him!" said Qiusheng.

Wen Cai immediately stretched out his foot and kicked at the toad's buttocks.

"Quack!!"

Suddenly, the toad immediately jumped forward!!

In the lobby of Ren's mansion, Captain Ah Wei only felt as if his ass had been kicked.

Immediately, my legs couldn't help but jump forward!

When he fell to the ground, he was lying on the ground with two hands, like a toad, how embarrassing it was!

"Ah......h

Ren Tingting and Xiao Cui on the side suddenly screamed, looking at Captain Ah Wei, who was playing a toad on the ground, with a confused expression.

This...... What's going on?

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