Zongman: Be a group leader from today

“Yes, yes, yes! Hancock’s Hun is half of the credit for clothes, don’t you find that Hancock’s waist is very thin? That’s obviously a deliberate tights to highlight your figure! ”

“Fart, fart, all women at sea dress like that! Because of the sea breeze shi! It’s easy to shi’t dress like that! ”

“So women at sea have clothes bonuses! But this blonde beauty is different! ”

“That’s right, this blonde girl is different! You see, her clothes are so loose that you can’t even see it! Apparently some kind of combat suit! But! The point is that such loose clothes are so material, so this blonde girl is better! ”

“Nope! It’s Han Cook! ”

“Blonde girl!”

“Hancock!”

“Blonde girl!”

“Don’t be noisy! is the biggest of Bigmom Charlotte Lingling”

“Who is it! Who said Charlotte Lingling!! Come out and get beaten! ”

“, I threw up!”

“Sleep, groove! I can’t look straight anymore! ”

“Daddy! Lower the mast! We want to fight! ”

“Who said Charlotte Lingling just now! Take the initiative to admit your mistakes, you can save half a life! ”

……..

Swish!

The footage on Whitebeard’s side went black for a few seconds, and then the entire chat video turned off!

Eighty percent is that after the crew made too much trouble, they provoked Whitebeard to go crazy!

Chu Tian sighed helplessly: “What’s the matter, I’m about to praise your naval regiment for its progress this time, and you yourself will fight again…”

Sakata Gintoki: “One less person occupies the picture, I can just turn the picture a little bigger!” ”

Haibara: “This blonde sister….. I feel like I’ve drunk alcohol….”

Conan: “You’re really min-…”

Tsunade looked at the group in amazement and took another sip of wine.

“Hey, Shizune, I’m not mistaken, am I? I just told you that I was possessed by some strange force and entered a chat group, right? ”

Shizune nodded, although she was a little confused about the situation, but she could indeed see that there was a phantom in front of Tsunade or something.

“That’s strange, it’s obviously a chat group, how come this group of guys all talk about something I can’t understand, what’s not big, are you talking about me?”

Tsunade was clearly on the head.

Generally speaking, drunk people are more likely to get drunk after the momentary tension, because the blood flow intensifies, resulting in faster ethanol decomposition, and the body’s ability to hang over alcohol cannot keep up.

And just now, Tsunade thought that she was attacked by the enemy, and she was nervous for a moment, and after relaxing, her head became more drowsy, so she could only see a bunch of heads in the chat group, and even the words she heard were intermittent.

“Damn, is it really because I drank too much…. I don’t know what you’re talking about….”

Tsunade stood holding the tree for two seconds, how comfortable, and squatted down again.

Suddenly, the picture where Tsunade was located was aimed at everyone at an extremely second angle.

Sakata Gintoki: “I’m okay, you guys”

Chu Tian: “Who dares to be good?” Believe it or not, I performed the Three Flowers Gathering Divine Skill for you? ”

Sakata Gintoki: “I, I’ll go back!” Sorry….”

Naz: “Oh my God! What the hell is the origin of this blonde girl! She seems to have drunk! This should be considered carrying a weapon on the road! ”

Haihara mourned: “If this blonde sister hits someone while walking on the road, it should be regarded as hitting someone with a ball…”

Sakata Gintoki: “I just hallucinated?” How did I hear Haibara-san say cold jokes! ”

Conan: “You’re really not auditory hallucinating…”

Lucy: “The blonde sister should be (.)(.), right?!” ’

Conan: “According to my visual inspection, it should be (. )(。 )！ ”

Reim: “You’re all wrong, Reim’s is (.) )(。 ), this blonde sister’s….. It should be (. ）（。 ）！ ”

Kagura: “What are you dirty adults talking about, I blame you, making people’s hearts more and more impure…”

Chu Tian: “Cheng Nian chat group, who is a child, look better!” ”

Kagura: “If you don’t do it, don’t do it, I’m going to join the group!” When I get into the group, I’ll kick you all! ”

Sakata Gintoki: “I’m sorry that my calf made everyone laugh.” ”

Tony Stark: “You’ve amused the guys…”

………

The discussion about Tsunade lasted more than half an hour! The group activity value also soared to 500,000 at one point!

Sure enough, men have no resistance to the blonde royal sister!

Merely…..

Tsunade seemed to have drunk quite badly, it had been half an hour, and she hadn’t actually sobered up yet!

Crouching on the ground all the time, headshots for a while, dozing off for a while, very tired look!

Chu Tian: “It seems that our first member is almost unconscious due to excessive drinking, so let’s not do too many interviews with her!” Here’s a second member! ”

……..

At the same time.

Pokémon World…..

Nibi City, an ordinary street.

Ash’s arms…..

“Pikachu, we’re going to be partners forever…”

“Pickup Pickup!”

Pikachu rubbed cutely on Ash’s face, which was a move he often did with Ash.

But halfway through, Pikachu suddenly felt his whole body stunned

Suddenly, a voice that only it could understand came into his mind.

System: “pika-pikapikachu.pikachu-pipika-pi,chuchupi-kachu.pika-pikapikachupika-pikapikachu” (Pikachu-specific language)

Pikachu: “pika-pika? ”

System: “pikachu-pipika-pi,pikachupika-pikapikachupikachupika-pikapikachu”

Pikachu: “pikachupika-pika!!! ”

In just a few seconds, the system imparted the knowledge of multi-meta chat to Pikachu.

It’s just that Pokémon are not like Digimon, except for a very few Pokémon, the rest of them have low IQs, and they are basically cute pets.

Therefore, the chat knowledge that the system imparts to Pikachu is discounted.

Pikachu can only briefly understand some chat conversations, such as what are the big Hun cute sisters, big eagle cute girls and other topics, Pikachu can’t understand!

“Below, please ask the mascots of this group to go online!”

As soon as Chu Tian finished speaking, Pikachu’s big furry face appeared on the screen.

“Pickup pickup?”

Pikachu made a cute sound, and then brought his furry face in front of the camera.

At this moment, women in all worlds exploded!

Reim, Haibara, Lucy, Elusa, Kagura…. All dumbfounded!

“What is this! This little thing is too cute! ”

Haibara looked at Pikachu shaking back and forth in front of the camera in surprise, and a very rare blush appeared on his cheeks!

“Kudo! Kudo, come and see! What is this! Good, cute look! “_

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