“Okay, I’m getting started?”

Luo Tianyi cleared his throat, snapped his fingers, the light floated from the soles of his feet, the whole background was churning and patchworked, brilliant, and even his clothes were changed into white clothes and black belts, judo clothes!

Singer, comes with special effects!

“The smell of smoke from the Iwayaki shop fills the Kokujutsu Hall next door

The Mama Mulberry Tea Ceremony inside the store has three stages

The boss who teaches fist and foot martial arts practices iron sand palms to play Yang family guns

Hard bottom kung fu is the best at gold bell hood iron step shirt….”

1/8 song of the double truncated stick is out, the group inside and outside the group on and off the stage, in front of and behind the scenes, men, women and children, all! Field! Stupid! Force!

“What kind of song is this!”

“Festival, the pace is so fast!”

“What a dick look!”

“Groove, this song is so fierce! Hi ah! ”

“This is Hip-Pop! So exciting! ”

Listening to the song, stepping on the rhythm, everyone was hi in an instant!

Tsunade involuntarily began to shake!

“Their son, I used to hear about it since I was a child

I play with knives, guns and clubs

What weapon likes to be a nunchuck, soft in the middle with rigidity

Want to go to Songshan in Henan to learn Shaolin and Wudang…..

How to how to do

Breathe and breathe freely

How to how to do

The breathy dantian opened his palm

How to how to do

Thousands of miles a day to tie sandbags

It’s strange to go to the wall, come when you go…”

“Use the nunchuck!”

“Humph, ha!”

………

After singing the song, more than two hundred people of all sizes in the entire group all had a ghostly expression, and the three views collapsed and shattered the ground!

“This, this is too fierce!”

“This song is good dick! Cock to no, hmph, ha! ”

“Me! I ask to do it again! ”

“Lost it, I actually can’t understand a word!”

“I don’t understand, but I feel like a dick!”

“Hahaha, you spicy chicken, I already understand it all! Luo Tianyi sang a nunchuck! Use the nunchuck! ”

“Yes, yes, yes! Use the nunchuku to smash the ground! ”

“It’s not a hmm, it’s a hmm

…….

Before Chu Tian could start asking questions, the whole thing was like a live fish in an oil pot, boiling continuously!

“All quiet! I’m going to start asking questions! ”

The majesty of the group leader was unquestionable, and everyone quickly sewed their mouths and pricked up their ears to listen to the question.

Chu Tian: “Chinese song level 5 listening test starts now, there is no doubt that this is a song related to Chinese martial arts, in this song, several unified martial arts and weapons appear, so the question is, may I ask me in the song, which mountain do I want to go to?” ”

Tsunade: ????

Sakata Gintoki: ????

Naz: ????

Erina: ????

….

Suddenly, the faces of the group members showed quite complicated expressions, including excitement, longing, hesitation, fear, and huge confusion!

In a second, it was all fused together with the incomparably complex emotional intermingling, and all the group members were stupid!

Sakata Gintoki: “No, wait a minute, the group master, you say it again?” What problem? ”

Chu Tian: “May I ask me in the song, which mountain do you want to go to?” ”

Natsu: “This can be heard as a ghost, okay!” ”

Erina: “Did you sing the mountain?” Did Luo Tianyi sing the mountain just now! I didn’t hear a word! ”

Haibara mourned: “Do I have a pair of false ears??!! ”

Tony Stark: “You’re not alone in saying fake ears…”

Hatsune Miku: “I, I didn’t hear anything…..”

Xiao Dangjia: “I am a native of Huaxia, I have received standard Mandarin education since birth, and I understand a Yang family gun throughout the process!” ”

Master Xie: “I only heard a nunchuck!” ”

Kaiyu: “Are we all learning fakes Chinese??? It’s not scientific! ”

More than two hundred members of the group looked at each other with their families, you look at me and I look at you, all like fools!

Instantly give kneel!

Sakata Gintoki: “Group master! You’re probably not kidding us! Can this be called a Level 5 exam?? ”

Naz: “The group leader sits down!” This is probably level 50 difficulty! ”

Haihara mourned: “Is it Chinese rank….. A total of 100 levels ?? ”

Conan: “Judging by the current situation, it should be like this…”

At this time, Chu Tian, looking at the stupid and stupid people, accidentally laughed!

Stupid human beings, dare to defy Chinese song, let you see in minutes, what is called power!

Chu Tian held back a smile: “Everyone Aiqing, it seems to be very confused…”

Erina: “Do you still need to say that!” I understood three words the whole time! How do you want us to guess! ”

Gray Plain mourned: “Group leader, you are in the whole person again!” This is simply a level 50 exam question, you bully! ”

Sakata Gintoki: “That’s it!” The group owner bullies! ”

Tsunade: “This game is invalid!” The lyrics are too hard! Doesn’t count! ”

Lucy: “This time it doesn’t count, let’s have a simple song!” Can’t be so many words! ”

Erina: “Yes! Doesn’t count! Start over! Where is Chinese song so complicated! ”

There are complaints all over the place, and one of the characteristics of the evil crowd is that they can’t afford to lose!

I didn’t review well, but scolded the question-maker!

Luo Tianyi timidly opened a private chat: “How, what to do, they seem to be very angry…”

Chu Tian didn’t care at all, and smiled lightly: “Since you guys said that there are too many lyrics… Well, let’s start simple! ”

As soon as they heard that there was still a chance to retest, almost everyone pulled up their ears and leaned in front of the screen to listen!

This time you must hear it clearly, and you can’t miss a word!

Chu Tian: “Sing them a song “Anxiety”, this word is few.” ”

“Okay.”

Luo Tianyi cleared his throat and snapped his fingers:

“Ah~ah~ah~oh…..”

The first sentence exited, and there were people below who couldn’t sit still.

“Ah~ah~ah~ohh

The second sentence exits, elderly people like Denshi and Makarov, who are half-in the soil, directly gave up treatment!

“Ah stuffed pear, stuffed knife, ah stuffed big knife, ah stuffed pear, ah stuffed big knife ah ~ jacket, ah ~ jacket short, ah stuffed pear, ah stuffed knife, ah stuffed big knife, ah stuffed pear, ah stuffed big knife ah ~ ah ~ auntie tooth bite, aunt tooth bite ~ ah stab you an egg, egg, egg,

The whole audience sprayed !!!

Haihara mourned: “Don’t play, don’t play!” Chu Tian bullied! ”

Erina: “Abominable! Chu Tian, you tease us, right! Stop playing! Sleep! ”

Tsunade: “Next time I see you, you, you wait to suffocate!” ”

Sakata Gintoki: “Are you kidding me!?” Can you guess that! Does this still make sense! Lucy: “Crying.” ”

Reim: “Rem also heard and cried….”

Tony Stark: “What operation, my Stark 150 IQ can’t even understand?” ”

Conan: “I don’t understand my IQ of 180!” ”

Gray Yuan mourned: “Don’t play, don’t play, smelly Chutian bullies!” Sleep! ”

Naz: “Sleep, sleep….”

The entire group walked away in an instant, and only the little boss and the five people in the dark cooking world were still stunned in place.

The little patriarch silently opened a private chat, staring at Chu Tian with a questioning and resentful expression: “Group master, your ability is all-knowing and all-powerful, so can you tell me if I am an authentic Chinese person?” “_

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