Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

Eriri was so angry she almost laughed.

“I wasn’t even thinking about that!”

“Oh, never mind then.”

Seeing Yexing quickly revert to his usual frivolous demeanor, Eriri finally realized that she was being teased. Angrily, she stomped her foot and walked straight to Kaguya Shinomiya and Chika Fujiwara. She took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, and smiled.

“Chika, Shinomiya-san, let’s go inside and have a look around. I’ve been here once before, so I know my way around.”

Kaguya Shinomiya glanced at Yexing standing there, but her face didn't reveal any unusual expression. She simply maintained a proper smile and nodded slightly.

“Okay, then we’ll rely on you, Sawamura-san.”

… …

After Eriri, Kaguya Shinomiya, and Chika Fujiwara left together, Yagami Soichiro patted Yexing on the shoulder and smiled.

“Then I’ll just wander around your school. I’m actually quite curious about what your school looks like.”

“Okay.”

Watching his father's back as he walked into the campus, Yagami Light still maintained that smile, but said meaningfully.

“He knows?”

Yexing shook his head.

“Not exactly knows, but he’s probably guessed it. After all, he’s not stupid.”

“And then?”

“And then? Chief Yagami appearing here today, you should already understand, right?”

“I understand.”

Speaking of this, Yagami Light paused, his brown eyes flashing.

“I just can’t believe that my rule-abiding, rigid father would make such a choice. It’s quite a surprise to me.”

“That’s the charm of your bro, understand?”

“You’re still so abstract… … ”

Yagami Light shook his head helplessly, then walked towards the school gate, waving his hand.

“Today and tomorrow, you and the people around you, just enjoy this rare relaxing time. I’ll stay in Kyoto City, and I’ll notify you immediately if there are any situations.”

Hearing this, Yexing immediately understood what he meant.

Today and tomorrow are Sobu High School's cultural festival. The members of the Supernatural Club team will all be staying at the school. Kuchisake-onna, Tamamo-no-Mae, and Hasshaku-sama, the three non-human members, are also cosplaying in the haunted house.

Yagami Light came all the way from Tokyo to allow the spiritualists in Kyoto to enjoy this rare relaxing time, and for him to temporarily take on the responsibility of protecting this city.

“What… … were you guys just talking about?”

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked blank, completely unable to understand the exchange between Yexing and Yagami Light.

What are you, a riddle person?

“It’s nothing, just keep waiting.”

… …

Next, the remaining teachers and students of Private Toyonosaki Academy, including Utaha Kasumigaoka, also arrived at the gate of Sobu High School. After exchanging greetings, they went inside to visit.

“Sigh… … the cultural festival hasn’t even started yet, and I already feel a little tired.”

Shizuka Hiratsuka sighed, stretched out her long arms, and was about to return to the teachers' office in the teaching building with Yexing to start slacking off when a fair arm rested on her shoulder, followed by a familiar female voice with a lazy smile and teasing tone.

“Shizuka, is it because you’re getting old that you feel tired even though you haven’t done anything?”

Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes. She didn’t even need to turn her head to know that her biggest… … no, now her second biggest problem student in her life experience had arrived.

“Yukinoshita, how many times have I told you, call me Hiratsuka-sensei at school, don’t be so disrespectful.”

“Hehe, I’ve already graduated, why would I still call you sensei?”

Today, Yukinoshita Haruno was dressed very attractively. A super-short skirt that revealed her snow-white shoulders was paired with a pair of hot pants to avoid exposure. She was wearing a pair of high-heeled sandals and delicate earrings. Combined with her already beautiful face, standing next to Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was wearing a white coat, even made people feel that Haruno was more like a mature older sister.

Haruno first teased her good friend Shizuka Hiratsuka, then turned to look at Yexing, pursed her lips and smiled.

“Hello, my handsome little boyfriend, it’s been so long, have you missed me?”

“I actually have.”

“Hehe, you’re very honest. Do I look good today? Accompany me to stroll around Sobu High School later. Ah, the cultural festival, so nostalgic.”

Listening to the conversation between the two, Shizuka Hiratsuka sighed helplessly.

“You two, we’re at school, there’s no need to show affection in public, right?”

Hearing this, Yukinoshita Haruno chuckled and teased.

“Shizuka, could it be that you’re jealous seeing me and Yexing being so close?”

Yukinoshita Haruno’s intention was just a casual tease. After all, when she was studying at Sobu High School, she had always talked to Shizuka Hiratsuka like this.

However, what she didn’t expect was that Shizuka Hiratsuka actually blushed and waved her hands in a panic, and even her speech became stuttering.

“You… … what are you saying, I… … Yexing is my student… … I… … How could I be jealous because of him, don’t talk nonsense.”

“Hmm?”

What kind of person is Yukinoshita Haruno?

She is someone who can immediately judge the other person's general personality even at the first meeting. She can be called a master of reading people's expressions.

Not to mention, Shizuka Hiratsuka’s reaction was indeed too obvious.

This is simply a case of protesting too much.

“Then… … then what… … I, I’m going to go see how the haunted house in my class is progressing, I’ll leave first, bye-bye!”

After saying these words, Shizuka Hiratsuka turned around and left as if she was running away.

Watching the back of her good friend, Yukinoshita Haruno sighed slightly, walked to Yexing's side, and seemingly reached out to hold his arm, but actually pinched him hard. She maintained a gentle smile on her face and said softly.

"You're really something, aren't you? You even made a move on Shizuka-chan? She's your teacher."

Yexing replied nonchalantly.

"What, are you jealous? This is the gold content of the Harem God."

"What Harem God... Don't use abstract language to change the subject."

Yukinoshita Haruno walked with Yexing towards the teaching building. Along the way, they noticed many third-year students who noticed her presence. Many students even stopped and would proactively call out, "Haruno-senpai." Haruno would respond with a smile.

"I didn't expect you to be quite famous in Soubu High."

Hearing this, Yukinoshita Haruno rarely showed a proud expression, like a little girl being praised, and raised her chin.

"That's for sure. I'm the most outstanding... oh, no, the second most outstanding student in Soubu High's history. I was a well-known figure during my time at school, and I spent three very fulfilling years."

Yexing expressed doubt about this.

"Are you the second most outstanding student in Soubu High's history?"

Yukinoshita Haruno asked back.

"Then what else?"

"Are you more outstanding than Touma Kazusa?"

"Um... If we're just talking about grades, maybe that's the case, but if you're talking about talent... I really can't compare to her. Then I'll be third."

Yukinoshita Haruno was still aware of her limits.

Students in school only value grades, so that's fine. After all, they are high school students, and it's normal to be a little naive.

But she, with her mature mind, wouldn't think that just because her grades are good, it means she's a more outstanding person than Touma Kazusa.

Touma Kazusa's piano talent, if converted into academic performance, what level would that be?

That's equivalent to Yexing's unshakeable dominance in academics, and even higher in gold content. After all, exams are a comparison between students in the same grade. The piano competitions that Touma Kazusa participated in were open to all ages, a brutal competition where all contestants competed on the same stage.

"Then Sakurajima Mai?"

"Tch, although I don't really like her, who told her to be a well-known national idol actress? Then I'll be fourth, is that okay?"

"Then..."

"Don't say anymore!"

Yukinoshita Haruno looked a little annoyed, raised her fair and slender index finger, and placed it on Yexing's lips, frowning slightly with an unhappy expression.

"My bottom line is fourth. Don't push your luck, or I'm going to start getting jealous."

"Okay, fourth, is that alright?"

"Hmph, that's more like it."

After finishing this teasing, Yukinoshita Haruno paused for a moment before softly speaking.

"Has Yukino recently... had any... um... any changes?"

"Are you referring to spiritual abilities? No, she hasn't."

Yexing shook his head and replied with a smile.

"You also know that the conditions for awakening spiritual abilities are very difficult. My little sister-in-law still has hesitation and confusion in her heart. The existence of this emotion interferes with her inner enlightenment."

Yukinoshita Haruno nodded slightly and muttered to herself.

"'Genuineness,' huh... Can Yukino find that on her own...?"

"That's not right."

Yexing interrupted Haruno's words and replied softly.

"Yukinoshita-san is not alone now. She has many trustworthy companions by her side."

Yukinoshita Haruno glanced at Yexing, meaningfully.

"Including you, right?"

Yexing waved his hand and replied very seriously.

"Don't talk nonsense. How am I her companion? She's my little sister-in-law, a relative."

"Hehe, you, do you only have family feelings for Yukino? I don't believe it."

"Eh, you underestimate me. How could I do something like that?"

Yexing shook his head and said with a smile.

"You have to believe in my bottom line, elder sister-in-law."

"Go away, am I your elder sister-in-law now!?!"

"One thing is one thing, you and Yukino are separate. We don't conflict."

"Doesn't conflict, my foot! Die!"

...\n\nThe pleasant first day of the school festival passed peacefully.

Class 1-A's haunted house received unanimous praise from all the students in the school, including the visiting students from other schools.

It was said that as soon as you entered, a terrifying woman with her mouth split to her ears would pop out and keep repeating the question, "Am I beautiful?"

And after going a little deeper, you would see a beautiful woman wearing a kimono, with an elegant and dignified appearance.

However, the moment you met her, sharp fangs and two sharp claws would extend from her mouth.

Finally, there was the Eight-Foot Tall, who didn't need any changes in appearance, just wearing a sun hat, her head almost touching the ceiling, giving people a strong sense of oppression.

In the rumors, there was one ghost that was not mentioned, and that was Menma.

Because... she was wearing a white dress and sandals, didn't have the ability to change her appearance yet, and wasn't good at scaring people. Even if she made the most funny expressions, people would only find her cute and healing.

The students were still discussing, saying that Class A's haunted house was quite humane, and even provided a healing segment before leaving the haunted house.

Honma Meiko's first haunted house performance was a complete failure.

...\n\nAfter school, in that familiar Western restaurant.