Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"Why... Why, why can't I get it?!"

Ye Xing stood to the side, his face full of speechlessness.

"Hey, I say, it's not easy to go out on a date, leaving your boyfriend aside to catch dolls. You're really something."

"S-Shut up!"

Kawasaki Saki retorted irritably at first, then her eyes flickered twice, and she said in a low voice with a somewhat complicated tone.

"I was thinking of bringing something back for Haimeng after going out to play... because... because..."

Looking at Kawasaki Saki's hesitant appearance, Ye Xing had already guessed the reason for her doing this. After all, he was not one of those insensitive, kind male protagonists, but the great, emotionally sensitive God of the Harem.

"You feel guilty, right?"

Ye Xing restrained his smile, his voice very calm.

"Because this time you came out with me alone, and you didn't invite Kitagawa-san, so you have a inexplicable sense of guilt. Of course, you yourself know that this feeling is too inexplicable and makes no sense at all. After all, dating your lover should have nothing to do with your friends, but you still have that feeling."

"That's why you looked so absent-minded and distracted after seeing this chibi doll, thinking of compensating Kitagawa-san by bringing back a surprise gift."

"Am I right?"

Kawasaki Saki lowered her head and nodded after a long silence, whispering.

"Yeah... that's how it is... I know I shouldn't feel this way... but..."

Ye Xing waved his hand and interrupted with a chuckle.

"Hey, it's easy, there's no need to look so sad, it's not a big deal."

Immediately afterwards, Ye Xing stretched out his hands, touched Kawasaki Saki's fair cheeks, looked directly into her eyes, and said seriously.

"In order to prevent my girlfriend from having this feeling again, I have decided to invite Kitagawa Haimeng to join the deluxe package."

Kawasaki Saki was stunned when she heard this.

"Eh? Is that how it's going to unfold?"

"Of course, that's how it's going to unfold."

Ye Xing nodded, walked to the claw machine, bent down and took out the chibi doll from below. Only then did Kawasaki Saki realize that the chibi succubus doll had been caught out at some point.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Xing put the chibi succubus doll into Kawasaki Saki's hand and said with a smile.

"Don't refuse, this is the duty I should fulfill as your lover."

Kawasaki Saki looked at the chibi succubus doll in her hand and couldn't tell for a moment whether the duty Ye Xing was talking about referred to the chibi doll in her hand, or the life-size real-person doll of the spicy girl who likes to cosplay.

...

Meanwhile, inside a shopping mall in Osaka.

Yukino Yukinoshita looked at the few people in front of her, sighed slightly, and looked bored.

"I really don't understand why you have to drag me along when you go shopping."

"Don't say that, Yukino-chan!"

Yui Yuigahama hooked her arm around Yukino Yukinoshita's, with a silly, sweet smile on her face.

"It's not easy to go on a school trip once, of course everyone should go out and play together!"

"That's what you say..."

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced at the various lingerie displayed on the shelves of the women's lingerie store, and then glanced at the members of the Super-dimensional Research Society who were standing not far away, especially Rio Futaba and Hana Yurigawa, and couldn't help but sigh again.

Little ball of fluff, are you sure this is everyone going out to play together, and not deliberately humiliating me?

Thinking of this, Yukino Yukinoshita looked at Touma Kazusa, who was standing not far away, selecting lingerie with Setsuna Ogiso, and breathed a slight sigh of relief.

Fortunately, there's still Touma Kazusa, who is as barren as me...

Just then, Yukino Yukinoshita suddenly heard Touma Kazusa whisper to the salesperson next to her.

"This one, please get me a 32D."

"Okay, please wait a moment."

Yukino Yukinoshita's pupils shook.

What!?

32D!?

Is this... a mysterious code?

Yukino Yukinoshita opened her lips slightly, looking at Touma Kazusa in disbelief, really unwilling to believe that, despite her seemingly barren appearance, she possessed such amazing measurements.

What kind of small branches bear big fruit?

Just then.

"Excuse me, ladies..."

Yukino Yukinoshita's gaze shifted, and she saw the salesperson apologizing to Rio Futaba and Hana Yurigawa with an embarrassed expression.

"I can check the warehouse to see if we have this lady's size, but..."

The salesperson looked at Hana Yurigawa, whose white shirt was stretched tight at the chest, feeling like she was about to cry.

"We really don't have your size in our store, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry."

"Eh..."

Hana Yurigawa still had that dazed, cute look, sighed slightly, and said with a slightly puzzled expression.

"It's really strange, why is it getting harder and harder to buy lingerie since I entered the third year of junior high school..."

Rio Futaba couldn't help but retort.

"Why is it hard to buy, don't you know?"

Hana Yurigawa was stunned for a moment.

"Why?"

Rio Futaba was speechless and shook her head.

"Those who know, know."

Listening to the conversation in the distance, before Yukino Yukinoshita had time to express her feelings, Yui Yuigahama ran to her with a set of lingerie in her hand, with a very excited tone.

“Yukino Yukino, look at this set, isn't it pretty? It's pure white lace, and the workmanship and material are excellent. Let's buy a matching set of friendship underwear.”

If anyone else made such an outrageous request, Yukino Yukinoshita would flatly refuse them without hesitation.

But looking at Yui Yuigahama's expectant and hopeful eyes, which even started to sparkle, she really couldn't bear to refuse her, and could only sigh softly.

“Okay.”

“Great!”

Seeing that she was about to close two more deals, the saleswoman beamed with joy, but when she heard Yukinoshita Yukino lower her voice, lean in, and whisper the size, her face couldn't help but show embarrassment.

“This young lady… this…”,

The saleswoman hesitated for a moment, then lowered her voice and replied.

“This size… you can't wear this style… it will be empty…”

At this moment, Yukino Yukinoshita suddenly felt the disparity of the world.

Some people can't buy suitable underwear because it's too big.

Some people can't buy suitable underwear because it's too small.

Yukino Yukinoshita, utterly defeated.

…

That night, in an independent office on a high floor of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department headquarters building.

“The abnormal behavior of two Kyoto Prefectural Police executives in succession… Inspector Taniguchi, who died by his own sniper rifle…”,

L squatted on the chair, dragging the mouse, browsing the information on the computer, and muttered to himself.

“It really gives people a feeling of… undercurrents… It seems that a bigger conspiracy is involved behind this. What exactly is hidden in the city of Osaka…”

What L didn't expect was that as soon as he finished speaking, a response came from the darkness.

“As expected of the world's number one detective, you discovered what I wanted you to discover so quickly. You really didn't disappoint me.”

L's pupils shrank in shock, but his face remained calm, and he slowly raised his head, looking at the person who seemed to walk out of the shadows, wearing white gorgeous clothes and a crimson large tengu mask.

“‘Kira’…”

“L.”

Having changed his disguise and deliberately altered his voice, Light Yagami walked to the opposite of the table and slowly sat down.

“It's been several months since the last time you and I met.”

L's eyes flickered, although expressionless, he was observing every detail of this 'Kira'.

The color of the hair… a pale grayish-white, the color of the pupils, scarlet like dazzling blood.

No, that's not right.

L remembered that the other party's hair was brown and the eyes were dark brown when they last met.

I see…

“You actually have the ability to change your appearance at will… you are really a tricky criminal.”

Speaking of this, L changed the subject, looked directly at Light Yagami's scarlet pupils, and slowly said.

“But, I will definitely catch you.”

Hearing L's words, Light Yagami just shook his head and said in a flat tone.

“Catch me? The most you can do is find out my identity. You don't have the power to enforce the law. Do you want to try to anger me and then let me kill you here? Don't be ridiculous, the balance of victory in this game has long been tilted to my side.”

L couldn't refute, after all, even within the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, the only ones who really wanted to know "Kira's" identity were himself and Soichiro Yagami.

And Soichiro Yagami's attitude was still ambiguous, as if he didn't want to arrest "Kira", but wanted to confirm something through the other party's identity.

“A detective of justice…”

Light Yagami said softly.

“When you are no longer just, the identity of the so-called detective is useless.”

“Then, do you think you are justice?”

“Justice? No.”

Light Yagami's tone was flat, and there was no emotional fluctuation in his voice, as if he was just stating a simple fact.

“I'm just someone who uses my own way to eliminate evil in this world. As for whether you think I'm justice or evil, it doesn't matter to me.”

L stared into Light Yagami's eyes and took a bite of a chocolate bar from his pocket.

“So, you specifically sneaked into the Metropolitan Police Department headquarters building today just to show off your victory to me?”

“Of course not.”

Light Yagami shook his head, and then said something that L didn't expect.

“Inspector Taniguchi and Kiyomi Akugaya both possess abilities similar to mine. The only difference is that their abilities were given by a certain existence, and at the same time as obtaining the abilities, they unknowingly became pawns of that existence.”

“That existence is called Izanami by some people.”

“And Izanami's base camp may be Osaka City, and even her main body is in it.”

Hearing these words, L frowned slightly.

“What is this, intelligence sharing?”

“That's right.”

L narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at this "Kira" sitting opposite him with interest.

“So, relying on your own strength alone, you can't find the so-called Izanami, so now, you hope to have my and the Metropolitan Police Department's help?”

“That's right.”

“If you do this… you are tantamount to admitting your own inadequacy, tantamount to losing a round to me.”