Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"Well, Ryuzaki and I will head back to the hotel to rest. We'll meet you here again tomorrow morning."

After L and Yagami Light left, Yaehoshi also stood up and walked out.

Seeing this, Mai Sakurajima couldn't help but ask in confusion.

"Eh? Eh? Eh? Where are you running off to? The operation is officially starting tomorrow. Shouldn't you be resting properly at this time?"

"It's precisely for tomorrow's operation…"

The girls, who always saw Yaehoshi smiling and occasionally saying abstract words to lighten the mood no matter what happened, now saw a solemn expression on his face.

"I… I need to break through as a professional exorcist… No, in order to protect this world, I must break through the bottom line of being human."

…

Ten minutes later, inside an ice cream shop on a Kyoto city street.

Wearing black mourning clothes, dressed like an ancient Sakura Province woman, with a beautiful face, but with a hint of sorrow and worry between her eyebrows, making her seem out of place in the surrounding environment, Onimaru Kunitsuna held a milk-flavored ice cream in her hand. Although the ice cream had melted onto her hand, she hadn't taken a single bite. She just looked at Yaehoshi sitting opposite her, holding a cola-flavored ice cream and happily devouring it, pursed her lips, and whispered.

"Master, does my request make you feel troubled?"

"Ah? Troubled?"

Yaehoshi didn't even raise his head, but chuckled and asked back.

"Why would you feel that way? I wouldn't be troubled."

"Eh? But what you said in the apartment building just now…"

"Kunitsuna, your level is still too low."

Yaehoshi raised his head to look at Onimaru Kunitsuna, a confident smile of complete control appearing on his face, and explained.

"What I said was just to avoid the potential bloodbath tonight. Think about it, we're going to another world tomorrow. We don't know how long we'll be staying there. If I said I wanted to sleep alone to conserve energy, that would be fine, but I'm going to physically polish you tonight. What would Mai and the others think if they knew?"

"I'm the Second Young Lady of the Yukinoshita Company! I'm the former national idol! I'm Rio Futaba! I'm the number one poker face of Soubu High! In short, you're leaving us to play with a sword!?"

"So, in order to avoid this situation, I must show that I'm unwilling, very resistant, but sacrificing myself for a noble purpose. Only then can I retreat unscathed. Do you really think the God of Harems is so easy to be? Hmm?"

If it were a normal person, they would definitely feel speechless upon hearing Yaehoshi's words, not knowing how to retort these seemingly normal but incredibly abstract words.

But Onimaru Kunitsuna is not a normal person. In fact, she's not even human.

After hearing Yaehoshi's words, Onimaru Kunitsuna's eyes flickered. Although her face and body were as mature as a young woman, her beautiful face revealed the same adoring expression as Kyoka Kawasaki, that little girl, when she saw her hero.

"I see. As expected of you!"

"Of course, what professional exorcist, what bottom line of humanity? I don't have a bottom line at all."

"Amazing, I still have a lot to learn from you, Master!"

The other customers in the ice cream shop, although they deliberately didn't look at the two of them, their expressions had obviously become very interesting.

Good heavens, coming out for dessert at night and encountering such an exciting and explosive show?

When the two of them first entered the store, the customers thought it was the kind of situation where a younger brother was accompanying his older sister to eat something.

But when Onimaru Kunitsuna opened her mouth, she dropped a bombshell.

Master?

Master!?

Isn't this… Does this kind of address still exist in modern society? Are you two playing with roleplay in public?

But what came later was even more outrageous.

Judging from what the boy meant, he had more than one girlfriend? And he just said it directly?

As a result, the very beautiful woman in the black kimono not only didn't get angry, but also looked adoring?

What… What is happening to this world!!?

"However, why did Master invite me… to eat this kind of thing?"

Onimaru Kunitsuna lowered her head, looking at the melting ice cream cone in her hand, and murmured with a slight frown.

"How… How should I eat this without getting my clothes dirty?"

"This is considered cutting-edge training."

Yaehoshi said slowly, looking very serious.

"Eating this thing requires licking."

"Licking?"

Onimaru Kunitsuna held her black hair with her left hand, carefully sticking out her tongue and licking the milky white ice cream cone.

"Is it like this? Master?"

"Yes, yes, yes, that's right."

Yaehoshi nodded repeatedly, praising.

"Your comprehension is really high."

"Thank you for your praise, Master."

After receiving Yaehoshi's praise, Onimaru Kunitsuna's mood was obviously very pleasant. When others smile, they sway like flowers in the wind, but when she smiles softly, there is a faint, seemingly non-existent sound of metal clashing.

Perhaps this is the so-called, I can only retain part of the attributes of a sword, so that when you drive, you know that you are using a sword…

…

Half an hour later, in a hotel suite in Kyoto.

"Master, am I doing this right?"

Wearing a black kimono, with a more curvaceous figure than the female members of the Transcendental Society, Onimaru Kunitsuna was kneeling in front of Yaehoshi, diligently serving him.

"It would be even better if you tied your hair up."

"Tie my hair up… Is it like this?"

Onimaru Kunitsuna took a hair tie from the side and tied her originally loose black hair into a bun.

You know what, you really know what's up.

After getting this hairstyle, Kunitsuna Onimaru looked even more like... an undead person.

"Alright, the preliminary steps of the forging process are now complete."

Hearing Yae Hoshi's words, Kunitsuna Onimaru obediently nodded, kneeling on the soft bed, her two slender, fair hands proactively lifting the hem of her kimono.

"Is... is this right, Master?"

"This pose is good."

Yae Hoshi gently placed his hands on Kunitsuna Onimaru's waist, which was both curvaceous and soft, and said softly.

"Then, shall I begin the polishing?"

"Yes... Master, please... Ugh..."

Hearing Kunitsuna Onimaru's groan, which she tried her best to suppress but couldn't help but let out, Yae Hoshi stopped his original movements.

"Should we pause for a moment?"

"No... no, Master."

Kunitsuna Onimaru placed her hands behind her, proactively grabbing Yae Hoshi's wrist, struggling to turn her head, lightly biting her lips, her brow slightly furrowed due to the pain, but her expression revealing a kind of enjoyable pleasure.

"This concubine, this concubine feels... that when I am being used by you, it is when this concubine is happiest. Please do not hesitate to use this concubine to your heart's content..."

As a sword, Kunitsuna Onimaru didn't have any particular hobbies. Her second favorite thing to do was to kill enemies, and her favorite thing to do was to be used by Yae Hoshi.

Not just being used during battles...

Even at times like this, it was the same. In fact, the more rough Yae Hoshi's actions were, the more pleasure Kunitsuna Onimaru felt.

If she were a human, Kunitsuna Onimaru's fetish might be called...

A masochist.

Chapter 517: The Strange World, Time Stands Still

The next morning, on the rooftop of a certain high-rise building in Kyoto City.

"You've confirmed that there are no problems with this teleportation point, right?"

Hearing Mai Sakurajima's worried inquiry, Miko Yotsuya simply nodded and casually replied.

"Yes, I confirmed the terrain of the entire Kyoto City with Yui last time. I have firmly memorized places like safe teleportation points, and there can absolutely be no deviations."

After the last incident, Miko Yotsuya roughly summarized a pattern.

Although the two worlds are very different, as long as teleportation is performed, they will appear at the same physical location. For example, last time, Yae Hoshi and Yukino Yukinoshita appeared in Kyoto, Yagami Light and L were in Tokyo, and she and Yui Yuigahama were in Kyoto. Furthermore, when each person appeared, although the surrounding environment was different from this world, the location was the same.

The last time she went, although Miko Yotsuya didn't engage in combat, she obviously wasn't idle. She had already directly memorized the relatively safe transmission points in the other world.

Of course, Yagami Light and L had done the same thing.

But the problem is...

Tokyo in that world has already been razed to the ground by Yae Hoshi. Birth point? Even the teleportation array has been overturned for you. The information recorded by Yagami Light and L is no longer meaningful.

"Confirm one more time, is everyone ready?"

"Yes, ready."

At this moment, Touma and Sha suddenly took out a piece of paper from their arms and handed it to Yae Hoshi, saying in a calm tone.

"This is what Shoko gave me yesterday, asking me to pass it on to you. During the period when we are carrying out the mission, she happens to be going on a trip with her family. I haven't looked at what's written inside. Wait until you have time to take a look."

"Okay, got it."

"Sigh, honestly..."

Seeing this scene, Yui Yuigahama couldn't help but curl her lips and mutter softly.

"Why doesn't anyone leave me a paper note full of affection..."

Rio Futaba pushed up her glasses and said in a calm tone.

"If you want, I can write one for you now."

Yui Yuigahama rolled her eyes speechlessly upon hearing this.

"Please, we're setting off together. If you write me a note of entrustment, wouldn't that make me look even more pitiful?"

"Then there's no helping it. The only existence you can call a friend, besides that Yumiko Miura, are all members of the Super-Rational Club. You've already said goodbye before leaving this morning, so there's no need to write a special note, right?"

"Whoa, you guys even had a farewell ceremony?"

Hearing Rio Futaba's words, Yae Hoshi's face showed a solemn expression.

"You guys are setting up a FLAG, aren't you? Like, after this battle, I'll go back to my hometown and marry you... that's not allowed."

Rio Futaba glared at Yae Hoshi, saying unhappily.

"You're the least qualified to say that. How many flags do you set up before each battle? Like, I'm the strongest, I'm invincible, there are no opponents in front of us, do you also want to dance, etc. If you really want to talk about setting flags, you're the best at it. Aren't you still living well now?"

"My dear concubine, I see that your understanding of these popular memes is not very deep."

Yae Hoshi shook his head and explained seriously.

"That's not called setting a flag. I just like to tell the truth, so how can that be called setting a flag?"

"彳亍, you're right, I won't argue with you, okay?"

Seeing Rio Futaba's helpless sigh, Mai Sakurajima covered her mouth and teased with a light laugh.

"As expected of my dear concubine, you just indulge him."

"Mai-senpai, be normal, am I indulging him?"

Rio Futaba looked like she was laughing in anger, shaking her head helplessly.

"I'm just simply unable to win against him."

"By the way, Yui."

Rio Futaba looked at Yui Yuigahama and asked.

"You and Miko did the reconnaissance together, so you should also remember that this place is safe, right? Don't remember it wrong and teleport us to some strange place."