Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

But…

It's just that the size of a certain area… is really not up to par.

Of course, it's still much better than Yukino Yukinoshita, but the problem is… Airi Hayasaka, who usually dresses up as a glamorous babe, obviously cares more about this one and only flaw in her figure than Yukino Yukinoshita.

The reason is simple.

If Airi Hayasaka really didn't care, would she need to use padding?

After sitting in a limousine, the kind that only appears in TV dramas, with circular sofas inside and even a mini wine cabinet with red wine and glasses in the middle, and top-notch black interior, Airi Hayasaka was still glaring at Yae, as if she couldn't wait to swallow him alive.

"Eh, eh, eh, what do you mean by looking at me like that?"

Yae crossed his legs, opened the mini refrigerator that should have contained red wine, and sure enough, there was a can of ice-cold Coca-Cola inside.

He pulled open the ring of the Coca-Cola and took a sip, then looked at Airi Hayasaka, who was gritting her teeth and glaring at him fiercely, and showed a slight smile.

"You look… a lot like someone we're going to meet later."

"Who?"

"A golden chihuahua."

"You… you're the golden chihuahua!"

Seeing Airi Hayasaka get so riled up by Yae's few words, Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.

"By the way, I also invited Chika. It just so happens, didn't she say she wanted to meet Kazusa? Let's take this opportunity to meet her today."

Yae nodded noncommittally upon hearing this, and threw out a key question.

"Then, for the annual candy apple tradition at the fireworks festival, should I buy one for Fujiwara too?"

"Ah? Candy apple tradition?"

"That's right."

Seeing Airi Hayasaka's puzzled expression, Yae said meaningfully.

"Candy apple is our code. Anyone who eats the candy apple I bought at the fireworks festival, after going back that night… will have to participate in our Overload Club's internal silver party battle!"

Chapter 556 Beautiful Fireworks Festival

"What… what are you talking about…?"

Airi Hayasaka's face turned red, and she stared at Yae resentfully, looking like she wanted to say something but stopped.

Kaguya Shinomiya, on the other hand, tilted her head, looking slightly puzzled.

"Silver party? What do you mean? Do we still have an operation tonight? Didn't you say you've retired and want to enjoy the daily life of a wonderful summer vacation?"

"This operation is not that operation."

"What do you mean?"

Looking at the curious light in Kaguya Shinomiya's beautiful red eyes, Yae just waved his hand, looking like a worldly expert.

"You are still far from reaching the level to know this kind of confidential information."

Seeing that Yae didn't directly explain to Kaguya Shinomiya what a silver party was, Airi Hayasaka first felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief, but then, she showed a thoughtful expression.

This can't go on…

It's okay if it was the previous Kaguya Shinomiya, who didn't have many friends, basically had no extracurricular activities, and basically didn't interact with anyone, that she lacked knowledge in this area, but judging from the current situation, Kaguya Shinomiya will only get closer and closer to the members of the Overload Club, and their relationship will become more and more intimate.

Simply put, Airi Hayasaka's concern is that she doesn't want Kaguya Shinomiya's weakness of lacking knowledge about relationships between the sexes to be exposed in front of the members of the Overload Club. After all, although Kaguya Shinomiya's personality now seems to have become much more normal, she still has the arrogance and self-esteem of being the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family in her heart.

Especially… in front of that group of girls in the Overload Club who Kaguya Shinomiya regards as rivals, if this is exposed…

Kaguya Shinomiya will definitely feel very embarrassed, right?

In order not to make her friend feel sad, and also to maintain Kaguya Shinomiya's self-esteem, Airi Hayasaka decided.

After going back tonight, she will start giving the other party a crash course on knowledge about relationships between the sexes!

Although she herself has never been in love, nor has she actually practiced it, it's still no problem to give Kaguya a refresher course.

"By the way, do I know everyone who's coming tonight?"

Hearing Kaguya Shinomiya's question, Yae raised his hand to signal her not to rush, and then took out a small notebook from his pocket. Airi Hayasaka curiously stretched her head over, but saw that it was filled with names, and even had a connection diagram like a relationship network.

"Well… you don't know the Takanashi sisters, and you also don't know Mayuri Shiina, Maho Hiyajo, Yuki Amane, Ferris, Yae, and you also don't know Mayuri Shiina, Maho Hiyajo, Yuki Amane, Ferris, Yumiko Miura from our school, and Tomoe Koga from the first year… you don't know these people…"

"Stop, stop, stop, please stop."

Hearing Yae reel off such a long list of names, Kaguya Shinomiya was a little dazed.

"No… I thought there were already enough girls in the club, how do you know so many… girls I've never even heard of?"

"Amazing, right?"

"Amazing my foot…"

Kaguya Shinomiya showed a helpless expression, sighed slightly, and then took the small notebook from Yae's hand, her expression became serious, she quickly scanned it a few times, firmly remembered those unfamiliar names, and then raised her head and said.

"Why did you only write the names and relationship network? What about their identities, backgrounds, appearances, and figures?"

"Are you okay?"

Yae looked at Kaguya Shinomiya with an expression as if looking at an idiot, and couldn't help but complain.

"I wrote this for myself to see, so that I don't forget to invite someone when there are activities like this fireworks festival. I know all of these people, why would I describe their appearances and figures or something?"

"Oh… that's true…"

Kaguya Shinomiya nodded noncommittally and gave a look to Ai Hayasaka beside her, who understood and subtly gave an OK sign.

By tomorrow morning, the identities, backgrounds, personalities, hobbies, and so on of everyone who attended the fireworks festival tonight would be on Kaguya Shinomiya's desk.

Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated.

Except... …

Kaguya Shinomiya always knows, but as for fighting... … she's a bit like a cowardly lizard.

… …

After arriving at the fireworks festival venue, Kaguya Shinomiya got out of the car and saw Kurisu Makise wearing a kimono, seemingly not quite used to the outfit. She walked over, patted her on the shoulder, and greeted her with a smile.

"Kurisu, that kimono looks great on you."

"Makise Kurisu" turned to look at Kaguya Shinomiya, her blue eyes showing no emotion, and said faintly.

"I am Amadeus."

"Uh... …"

Kaguya Shinomiya felt a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say when she saw Yae Xing getting out of the car. He walked straight over and asked with a smile.

"Amadeus, where are the others? Why are you the only one standing here?"

"I'll go… …"

Kaguya Shinomiya was greatly shocked, and her gaze towards Yae Xing couldn't help but carry a hint of disbelief.

Isn't it… … how did you recognize her?

This Amadeus looks exactly like Kurisu Makise, and even some of their habitual little movements and subtle expressions are exactly the same. Not to mention outsiders, even Kurisu Makise herself would not be able to tell the difference between herself and Amadeus.

But Yae Xing recognized her at a glance?

What kind of skill is this? Do you have eyes of discernment?

"Hmm? What's wrong, can't you tell?"

Just by seeing Kaguya Shinomiya's expression, Yae Xing knew what she was thinking. He shook his head and said earnestly.

"Kaguya, you are still too superficial. You actually judge a person's identity based on these external things. I'm different. What I see is a person's inner soul, so how could I mistake her?"

"Really?"

Kaguya Shinomiya frowned slightly: "Didn't you lose your spiritual abilities? Can you still see other people's souls?"

"Hmph... … hmph, too naive, too innocent, haven't you noticed?"

Yae Xing shook his head, looked at Amadeus, and slowly said.

"Amadeus's bust is a full two millimeters larger than Kurisu Makise's!"

Kaguya Shinomiya: "… …"

For a moment, she didn't know whether to say that Yae Xing was amazing or extremely perverted.

But to be fair... …

Being able to notice the subtle difference of two millimeters seems... … much more impressive than being able to directly see other people's souls... …

"You... … you guy, don't talk nonsense here... …"

A blush appeared on Amadeus's face. This was the first time Kaguya Shinomiya had seen this artificial intelligence lady actually show a shy expression.

"They said the fireworks festival won't officially start for another half an hour, so they split into groups to browse the stalls."

"Then why didn't you go with them?"

"I'm not interested, and I don't want to walk around in this outfit."

Hearing this, Kaguya Shinomiya looked at Amadeus's uncomfortable appearance in the kimono and couldn't help but smile.

"Actually, you don't have to wear a kimono. No one says you have to wear a kimono to watch the fireworks festival. If you feel uncomfortable wearing it, you can just wear your usual clothes."

"No."

Amadeus shook her head, looked at Yae Xing standing there, and said without hesitation.

"Because Yae Xing is coming today, I wanted to wear a kimono for him to see."

Ai Hayasaka and Kaguya Shinomiya's pupils shook.

What?

Is this... … the straight-ball attack of an AI girl?

It should be said that Kaguya Shinomiya, and even Ai Hayasaka, changed into kimonos today... … more or less, they also had the idea of wanting to wear them for Yae Xing to see.

However, the two of them would never be so generous and directly say it like Amadeus.

This... … is this the aura of a strong person?

"You look really good in a kimono."

"If you like it, I can wear it like this every day in the future."

After receiving Yae Xing's praise, Amadeus showed a satisfied smile. Even the two girls, Kaguya Shinomiya and Ai Hayasaka, couldn't help but feel a little fluttered by her appearance.

The level is too high, this level... … no, this is not a level.

Sincerity is always the ultimate weapon!

At this moment, a smiling voice came from a distance.

"Yae Xing."

Yae Xing turned his head and saw Yagami Light and L walking over, his brow furrowed, looking puzzled.

"Who might you two be... …?"

"You're starting again, aren't you?"

Yagami Light shook his head helplessly.

"Can't we come and watch the fireworks with you?"

"Or what?"

Yae Xing looked at Yagami Light with a matter-of-course expression, as if he had heard a very stupid question, with disbelief.

"You two guys, what kind of fireworks would I watch with you? If you two want to watch, can't you hold hands and go to a corner to watch by yourselves? Don't come with that."

Yagami Light rolled his eyes and said unhappily.

"Alright, we two didn't come to watch the fireworks festival with you. We came this time because we have something important to tell you."

"What important matter?"