Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

Yoshingi Yashiro spoke with solemn and upright words, very seriously.

"Coming to a fireworks festival alone with a girl wearing a kimono, if I didn't truly like you, I absolutely wouldn't do such an ambiguous thing. That's who I am, a professional exorcist who cherishes my body like jade."

"Pfft."

Seeing Nishimiya Shoko unable to help but cover her mouth and giggle, Yashiro looked speechless.

"Hey... what's so funny? Am I not cherishing my body enough?"

"Yes, yes, yes, jade, jade, jade."

After receiving this affirmation, Nishimiya Shoko's mood clearly improved a lot. For example, her whole temperament, expression, and demeanor seemed to be shrouded in a hazy mist, elusive and as if she would disappear in the next second.

But now... that slightly melancholic aura finally disappeared, replaced by the brightness that should belong to a girl of this age.

Nishimiya Shoko hooked her arm around Yashiro's, leaned on his shoulder, felt the sensation on her cheek, and softly said.

"Being able to meet you and everyone, and to like you, is really wonderful..."

In the distance, behind a large tree, a voluptuous black-haired, red-eyed beautiful girl, a blonde-haired, twin-tailed, petite, fair-skinned beautiful girl, a brown-haired, also petite, beautiful girl with a very翘butt, and a blonde, tsundere-type beautiful girl, all four watched Yashiro and Nishimiya Shoko strolling intimately, their faces showing unwillingness and envy.

"Damn it..."

Miura Yumiko, wearing a kimono, clenched her fist, lightly biting her silver teeth, her voice filled with strong unwillingness.

"Why isn't it me..."

"Hey, hey, hey, Yumiko-senpai, I should have been first, right?"

"You?"

Miura Yumiko glanced at Koga Tomoe, who seemed unconvinced, and snorted softly.

"Hmph, you weren't even in Soubu High when I met Yashiro, why should it be you?"

"You... hmph, hmph..."

Koga Tomoe originally wanted to retort, but suddenly seemed to have thought of something, revealing a look that Kasumigaoka Utaha was very familiar with, even one that made her feel like she was about to have PTSD, condescending, with a hint of pity.

"Yumiko-senpai, knowing someone early is early, but how good your relationship is with someone... doesn't depend on how long you've known them, you don't understand Yashiro at all."

Hearing this, Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri Spencer Sawamura exchanged glances, both already confirming in their hearts.

This first-year student at Soubu High, Koga Tomoe... seems to also be someone who knows Yashiro's true identity.

"I really don't know where you get this confidence from..."

Miura Yumiko first retorted somewhat unhappily, then looked at Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri Spencer Sawamura, who were also hiding behind the tree, with a displeased expression.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you two doing here?"

"Butting in? Don't be funny."

Kasumigaoka Utaha, known for her sharp tongue, although she couldn't be sharp-tongued in front of Yashiro, and couldn't out-tongue him, she would start exerting herself if it was Yumiko.

"I'd like to ask, what are you here for? Keeping that gorgeous curly hair like in a Mary Sue drama, do you really think that will attract Yashiro's attention? Let me tell you, since you don't know, I went on a date alone with Yashiro before."

"What!?"

Eriri Spencer Sawamura's face changed, and she once again showed that fierce expression like a chihuahua whose tail had been stepped on, lightly biting her canine teeth, glaring hatefully at Kasumigaoka Utaha.

"You lewd sow... actually doing such a shameless thing..."

In an instant, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Eriri Spencer Sawamura, Koga Tomoe, and Miura Yumiko, all four were staring intently at the other three present, the atmosphere becoming tense.

Don't think that Koga Tomoe seems a little timid and weak in matters concerning interpersonal relationships, in reality, the youngest of them is probably the bravest of the four.

Seeing a suspected child trafficker on the street, Koga Tomoe dared to rush up and kick them, how could her courage be small?

Not to mention... what is being fought for this time... is something she absolutely doesn't want to, and absolutely won't give up.

"What are you four doing?"

The moment they heard this voice, Miura Yumiko, Koga Tomoe, Kasumigaoka Utaha, and Eriri Spencer Sawamura, all felt a tightening in their hearts, and simultaneously turned their heads, only to see a girl wearing a light-colored kimono, holding cotton candy in her hand, with bright golden eyes, standing not far away, staring at them with a calm expression.

"The fireworks are about to start, if you don't go to the gathering place, you'll be late."

Hearing Yotsuya Miko's words, and looking at her calm expression, for some reason, Miura Yumiko and the others all felt like they had unconsciously shrunk back half a head, even Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had a proud personality and liked to be sharp-tongued, nodded obediently at this moment.

"We'll go right away."

"Okay, don't be late, okay?"

Although Yotsuya Miko's tone was very gentle when she spoke, and she also showed a smile on her face, Kasumigaoka Utaha and the others felt a sense of inexplicable oppression.

Could it be...?

Is this the oppression of the main wife?

...

A little later, on a vacant grassy area.

"Yukino, why are you hiding so far away? Come over here."

Hearing Yuigahama Yui's words, Yukinoshita Yukino, hiding behind a tree, looked visibly unhappy at the brown-yellow golden retriever next to her.

"I... I won't go..."

Yuigahama Yui shook her head slightly helplessly.

"My Sable doesn't bite."

Shinomiya Kaguya, who was standing next to Yuigahama Yui, affectionately stroking the brown-yellow dog's head, couldn't help but chuckle at the sight.

"So Yukino is afraid of dogs, Ai and I are both dog people, compared to cats."

"Right, right?"

Yui Yuigahama immediately said triumphantly upon hearing this.

"Dogs are so cute, and so loyal, especially my Sable. He's so obedient, right, Sable?"

The brownish-yellow Golden Retriever narrowed his eyes slightly and stuck out his tongue.

"Woof woof."

Just then, Sable, who had been squatting on the ground, allowing Kagura Shinomia and Ai Hayasaka, as well as other dog-loving members, to pet him, suddenly stood up and ran towards the distance at a very fast speed.

"Eh, Sable..."

"Woof woof woof!"

No sooner said than done, Sable, full of glee, darted out like a brownish-yellow arrow and plunged straight into the arms of Yozora, who was walking over from a distance.

"Woof woof."

"Yo, isn't this Sable?"

Yozora looked at Sable, who had his front paws on his chest, sticking out his tongue and acting cute, reached out and stroked the other's head, and said with a smile.

"You've grown so much? Time really flies."

Almost two years ago, Sable had seen Yozora once, back when Yui Yuigahama had not yet joined the Supernatural Club. Because of the appearance of Hachishaku-sama, Sable would bark wildly every midnight, so they sought help from Miko Yotsuya and Yozora to solve the problem.

"Umm..."

Suddenly, Sable, who had been acting cute with Yozora, bared his teeth again, staring intently at the seemingly empty space in the distance, and let out a hostile growl.

"Yo, you're quite vengeful?"

Yozora glanced at Hachishaku-sama, who was standing in that direction with an embarrassed expression, then squatted down, patted Sable's head, and comforted him with a chuckle.

"She's already our ally, no need to be fierce, understand?"

"Woof woof."

Seeing Sable actually sit down obediently after hearing Yozora's words, Yui Yuigahama, as his owner, couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"Sable listens to Yozora so well? You know, when he's being willful, he doesn't even listen to me."

Toma and Sha, who were next to her, said faintly.

"Yozora can tame even us with twisted personalities, let alone a dog."

Rio Futaba: "...No, although the words are rough, the sentiment is there... but your words are too rough... What do you mean by 'tame'...?"

Marin Kitagawa's eyes flickered, seemingly triggered by the word 'tame', igniting some switch in her heart, and she eagerly said.

"I want to be tamed by Yozora... no, to be tamed more and more..."

"Stop, stop, stop, what are you doing...?"

Mai Sakurajima, who was more conservative in her thinking, blushed and hurriedly stopped them.

"We've never had a rule in our club to openly discuss our fetishes, you're making it sound like something else entirely, honestly..."

Rio Futaba, who was wearing her hair in a ponytail because she was wearing a kimono today and therefore not wearing her glasses, looked at Mai Sakurajima after hearing her words and asked curiously.

"By the way, Senior Mai, you'll be graduating after the end of next semester, what are you going to do in the future? Have you decided?"

"Yes, I've decided."

Mai Sakurajima revealed a smile, and under the curious gaze of the Supernatural Club members, she slowly opened her mouth.

"I've decided that after graduation, I'm going to open a talent agency."

"A talent agency...?"

Rio Futaba nodded.

"Yeah, that's very suitable for you, after all, you've been in the entertainment industry for so long. We'll support whatever you want to do."

"Sigh, listening to you high school students discussing topics after graduation makes me feel like I'm getting old."

"No..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked speechless, rolled her eyes at Yoko Yukinoshita, who had a smile on her face, and said.

"You can say whatever you want, but why are you staring at me when you say that, and emphasizing the word 'old'?"

"Oh my, I forgot."

Yoko Yukinoshita put her arm around Shizuka Hiratsuka's shoulder, smiled, reached out and pinched the other's cheek, and teased.

"My best friend, Shizuka, is the oldest person here."

"Yoko, don't talk nonsense."

Yozora, who was petting Sable, seemed to be unable to listen anymore, frowned slightly, and said righteously.

"What do you mean the oldest? Isn't there Onimaru Kunitsuna!? Isn't she older than Shizuka-sensei?"

"Please stop..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked like she was about to cry.

"I've been reduced to comparing my age with Onimaru Kunitsuna, a sword... I'm not that miserable, okay?"

"There's no way around it."

Yozora patted Shizuka Hiratsuka's shoulder and said earnestly.

"Even if you count from the moment the relevant legends and stories were born... Hachishaku-sama and Kuchisake-onna aren't as old as you. In the entire club, the only ones older than you are Yorigami, Tamamo-no-Mae, and Onimaru Kunitsuna."

"Um..."

Amadeus raised her hand and spoke proactively.

"If you calculate based on the starting point of my main memory, I should also be older than Shizuka Hiratsuka."

"What are you guys doing...?"

Amadeus's words not only did not have a comforting effect, but made Shizuka Hiratsuka even more unbearable.

So, in the entire Supernatural Club... the only members older than her are non-human members, right!?

She's not some vampire who's lived for hundreds or thousands of years!

"Everyone, it's time to eat candy apples."

Hearing Yozora's words, all the women who came to watch the fireworks display turned their heads, and as a result, they saw several carts displaying candy apples, which had unknowingly stopped on the lawn.

"Miko."

"Yes, thank you."