Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"Umm…"

When their lips parted, the usually angry Shizuka Hiratsuka had turned into a blushing, docile kitten, her voice unlike its usual impatient and irritable tone, stammering.

"You… you launched a surprise attack… That's too unfair… Why, why are you so skilled…?"

"Because I've kissed them all many times."

"You… you're being too blunt, aren't you?"

Seeing Shizuka Hiratsuka's slightly dissatisfied expression, Yoru Hoshi chuckled and asked.

"What's wrong, jealous?"

"Hmph, you underestimate me."

Shizuka Hiratsuka raised her snow-white chin, smoothed her soft black hair, then crossed her arms in front of her chest, raised her eyebrows slightly, and said calmly.

"Even if I'm not your teacher anymore, as a mature adult, how could I be jealous of them? Besides, it can't be helped, after all, I couldn't develop a further relationship with you because of my position. As a reliable adult, once I've made a decision, I shouldn't dwell on the past. That's me, the unrestrained and unconventional Shizuka Hiratsuka."

"As expected of lovely Shizuka, truly amazing."

"That's only natural."

Shizuka Hiratsuka replied triumphantly, her heart blooming because of Yoru Hoshi's words 'lovely Shizuka,' her lips involuntarily curving upwards, completely forgetting that he had just teased her about reading shoujo manga. She immediately reached out and took Yoru Hoshi's arm, smiling.

"Let's go, let's go, New Year's visit to the shrine!"

Yoru Hoshi walked forward with Shizuka Hiratsuka, saying.

"You're really easy to coax."

Shizuka Hiratsuka tilted her head and smiled.

"What? Don't you sincerely think I'm cute?"

"No, I sincerely do."

"Hehe, I knew it!"

As a famous tourist spot in Kyoto, Kiyomizu-dera Temple was naturally crowded with people coming to visit the shrine on the first day of the New Year. In their eyes, Shizuka Hiratsuka and Yoru Hoshi were just an ordinary college student couple with high looks.

Standing outside the temple gate, Yoru Hoshi, who was queuing with Shizuka Hiratsuka, looked around, then looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was leaning on his shoulder, saying excitedly that she wanted to visit the shrine for the New Year, but had only been queuing for two minutes and already looked a little impatient, poking his shoulder with her finger from time to time, and poking his cheek with her finger, completely like a young girl, couldn't help but smile.

"Speaking of which, you should know that there's no so-called god here, right?"

"Eh? Isn't there?"

"Can't you see it yourself?"

Hearing Yoru Hoshi's words, Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed to have just remembered that she was a psychic, stuck out her tongue, and smiled embarrassedly.

"Sorry, I accidentally forgot."

Then, without waiting for Yoru Hoshi to reply, Shizuka Hiratsuka changed the subject.

"However, the act of praying for good luck in the new year is just for peace of mind. If there really was a god in Kiyomizu-dera Temple, I wouldn't come to visit the shrine for the New Year, because that would be boring."

Yoru Hoshi nodded slightly, thoughtfully.

"Hmm… that's another kind of materialism in a sense."

"Of course."

Shizuka Hiratsuka shook her fist and smiled.

"I'm a member of the Overload Club, codename…"

"Kyoto's First Iron Fist."

…

After arriving at Kiyomizu-dera Temple, Shizuka Hiratsuka walked to the place where the memorial tablets were placed, first took out two bills from her wallet and threw them into the donation box, then took out a few coins and threw them into the pool. The metal coins broke the tranquility of the water surface, stirring up ripples.

"Ding-a-ling."

Shizuka Hiratsuka held the hemp rope connecting the bell with one hand, shook it gently twice, then put her hands together, lowered her head slightly, and whispered a prayer to the memorial tablet in front of her.

"Please, God, bless me so that my relationship with my boyfriend will go smoothly in the new year. It would be best if we could hug and kiss every day, and sleep together at night. After he graduates from high school, he will marry me. Oh, right, I want a Western-style wedding, a white wedding dress. The price is not a problem, I've saved most of my salary as a dowry, and then I hope that at the wedding, my boyfriend can wear a custom-made slim black suit…"

"Hey, hey, hey, stop right there."

Seeing Shizuka Hiratsuka reciting a long string of words like a sutra, Yoru Hoshi couldn't help but laugh.

"How can you pray to God like that? Even if there really is a god here, he wouldn't be able to fulfill your requests, right?"

"Hmm?"

After hearing Yoru Hoshi's words, Shizuka Hiratsuka opened her eyes, with a smile in her eyes.

"Who said I was praying to the gods of Kiyomizu-dera Temple? The God I'm talking about is of course able to fulfill all the requests I just said, my handsome and chuuni, abstract and gentle, lovely younger boyfriend, you will fulfill my wishes, right, God Yoru Hoshi?"

"Of course."

Yoru Hoshi took Shizuka Hiratsuka's hand and said softly.

"After all, the God of the Harem is also a God."

"Pa-da."

As Yoru Hoshi's voice fell, Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly heard a sound similar to a firearm firing. She subconsciously took a step and blocked Yoru Hoshi with her body, but the next second, what Shizuka Hiratsuka saw was not the muzzle flash or bullets, but colorful pieces of paper fluttering in the breeze.

"Woo-hoo, congratulations Shizuka, finally escaping nearly thirty years of single life! Celebration!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Shizuka Hiratsuka immediately looked speechless, looking at Yukinoshita Haruno, who didn't know where she came from, with a smile of successful scheming on her face, and the rest of the Overload Club members, as well as Suga Natsumi, Minami Nichika, Komadori Yuka, Oda Nodoka, the godmother, Master Miyamoto, all the people who had helped the Overload Club and knew the truth of this world, a full gathering, raised her head and wiped off the colorful pieces of paper on top of her head, and then said helplessly.

"You… why did you all come? This will cause trouble for Kiyomizu-dera Temple, right?"

"It's okay."

Yukinoshita Haruno waved her hand, smiling generously.

"Kaguya and I donated money to Kiyomizu-dera Temple, in exchange for the treatment of being able to book the place today. The tourists who came to visit before, and the vendors on both sides of the street, are all professional actors we hired! Although it cost a lot of money and took a lot of effort, it's really worth the price to see you like this, Shizuka!"

After saying this, Yukinoshita Haruno approached Shizuka Hiratsuka, bumped her shoulder with her own, covered her mouth and imitated her just now, teasing her in this way.

"You will fulfill my wishes, right, God Yoru Hoshi? Ho ho, I didn't expect you to be surprisingly good at this, Shizuka. That cute look of yours, saying such pure girl lines, even I can't help but be moved by it!"

"Haruno, you…"

"Yo, getting anxious, getting anxious!"

Looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka's blushing face, unable to speak, everyone couldn't help but be amused, even Futaba Rio, who had a relatively serious personality, and Yotsugi Miko, who usually didn't show obvious emotional fluctuations, were all in a 'suppressed laughter .JPG' state.

"It's great, everyone is gathered here today."

Hearing Yoru Hoshi's words, Sakurajima Mai couldn't help but correct him.

"Yoru-gami-kun and Ryuzaki aren't here…"

Yoru Hoshi seemed to have not heard at all, and emphasized again.

"On the first day of the New Year, everyone is gathered together, it's really great!"

Listening to what Yexing said and seeing his eager look, Rio Futaba looked alert.

"You... don't want to play the suona again, do you?"

"How could I?"

Yexing waved his hand, then used his spiritual power to conjure a black piano. He picked up a guitar and smiled at Touma and Shasha who were standing there.

"Kazusa, today I am in high spirits. Let's play a song after a long time!"

"Okay."

Seeing Kazusa Touma obediently sit in front of the piano, her slender, snow-white hands gently placed on the keys, Rio Futaba couldn't help but sigh helplessly.

"You just indulge him."

Yui Yuigahama put her arm around Rio Futaba's shoulder and said with a smile.

"Don't be so serious, Rio. It's New Year's after all."

"Yes, it's not easy for everyone to get together today..."

Mai Sakurajima also smiled gently, looking at Kazusa Touma playing the piano and Yexing playing the guitar, a thought suddenly popped into her mind, and she immediately summoned her soul's true form, Tamayorihime.

Beautiful as if not from this world, pale pink cherry petals with a slight shimmer fell from the sky in bursts, mixed with the melodious music and Setsuna Ogiso's soft and sweet singing, forming a beautiful picture in Kiyomizu-dera Temple.

......

Seven years later, Kyoto City.

A girl wearing a school uniform, with long light blue hair, tall, fair skin, and a very cute appearance, was checking the freshman class list posted on the outer wall.

Her tall figure and outstanding appearance attracted countless people's attention just by standing there.

"Wow... such a cute girl..."

"Huh? Is that a freshman in our grade? She's so pretty, like a model."

"Her skin is so white... I really want to ask her how she usually takes care of it..."

......

The blue-haired beauty turned a deaf ear to the surrounding discussions and only checked the freshman class list. When she saw her name, a smile appeared on her cute face, and she muttered to herself.

"Great, it's Class A. I remember my sister and big brother used to be in Class A, so I'm not bad either."

Kyoka Kawasaki, who had grown from a little girl to a graceful young woman, confirmed the location of her classroom and walked towards the Sobu High School campus. At the same time, she took out her mobile phone and browsed the recent news to pass the time.

《Famous pianist Kazusa Touma officially ends her world tour》

《Idol singer Setsuna Ogiso recently released a new album. This is her seventh album since her debut. The title song of her first album, 'Unreachable Love', is still a phenomenal hit song to this day. The 'Unnamed' in the lyricist and composer column adds a lot of mystery to this song》

《Spring/Summer Fashion Outfit Recommendations! Personally selected by famous fashion designers Kitagawa Haimeng and Kawasaki Saki, fashion information you can't miss!》

《Today's fortune forecast by famous spiritual medium Miss Yotsuya Miko!》

《From a former national idol actor to the founder and person in charge of CR Brokerage Company! An exclusive interview with young entrepreneur Mai Sakurajima!》

《Preview of the new work by famous writer Nagumo Ryunosuke, a spin-off work in the same world view as his previous hit work 'Exorcist Diary', which was adapted into a TV series and anime, and also linked with the work of another famous writer, Kasumi Utako. Stay tuned》

《The first solo exhibition of famous young artist Eriri Spencer Sawamura has come to a successful conclusion》

《The youngest inspector of the Metropolitan Police Department in history? A perfect and outstanding student? A young man with a strong sense of justice? An exclusive interview with Mr. Yagami Light!》

......

Looking at the familiar names in the news headlines, Kyoka Kawasaki couldn't help but smile and muttered to herself.

"My sisters are all amazing, um... I can't lose either!"

When Kyoka Kawasaki arrived in the first-grade corridor, she saw the freshmen who were enrolling today, watching the photos and introductions of Sobu High School's outstanding graduates hanging on the corridor walls. The most eye-catching was not Kazusa Touma, who is now a world-class pianist, or Setsuna Ogiso, a top idol singer, but a name that was not well-known and made the freshmen feel very unfamiliar.

《The strongest professional exorcist in history, Kyoto's number one oil shooter, the god of harems, the first in the Sakura Province joint entrance examination, the Sobu High School demon king who defeated all opponents in the same class at Shuchin Academy, the founder and minister of the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society, the future heir of Yukinoshita Construction Company, the person who plays the suona, a master musician for red and white happy events, the savior of beautiful girls, the nemesis of Shura fields, the top player who achieved the only perfect ending in White Album 2, the person who knows the name of the flower seen that day, the mentor of the current commander of the Shinomiya family, the hero who destroyed the conspiracy of the future timeline, the life-saving benefactor of the genius scientific research girl, the savior of Yanagirin Shrine, the trickster who saved the desires of all mankind, the savior of Itomori Town, the person of the miko's marriage red thread, the person who shapes the shape for the voice, the end of all strangeness, the tamer of Tamamo-no-Mae and Hachishakusama, the manipulator, the savior of the eternal single iron fist》

And behind this long list of slightly abstract titles, there is also a comment given by Sobu High School.

《The most outstanding student in Sobu High School history》

《Yexing》

"Who is this Yexing...? Have you guys heard of him?"

"No... but I heard my older brother mention that when he was at Sobu High School, there was a student in the same class named this name. Every time he mentioned this, he looked very admired, saying that Senior Yexing was the most amazing person he had ever met. Not only were his grades excellent, but he also changed the entire atmosphere of Sobu High School by himself."

"Hey, look, one of Senior Yexing's titles is the founder and minister of the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society... Isn't the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society the club that Setsuna Ogiso, Yukino Yukinoshita, Miko Yotsuya, and Rio Futaba joined when they were in school?"

"Really, wait... are these outstanding graduates of Sobu High School all members of the same club when they were at Sobu High School? Wow..."

"Not only that, but look at what it says here. Apart from Senior Mai Sakurajima, who is one grade higher, they and Senior Yexing are all in the same class in the same grade."

"To be given the evaluation of the most outstanding by the school, it seems that Senior Yexing is indeed very amazing..."

Listening to the freshmen around her praising her big brother, Kyoka Kawasaki remained unmoved on the surface, but her heart was actually blooming with joy.

That's my big brother, how could he not be amazing?

You guys haven't seen the real amazing side of big brother at all. He's Kamen Rider, you know.

......

After the morning classes ended, Kyoka Kawasaki declined the lunch invitations of several newly acquainted friends and came to a slightly empty corridor in the teaching building with her lunch box alone.

She stepped forward, muttering to herself.

"Um... I remember my sister said that their activity room when they were in school was in this direction, right... Huh? This is..."