Zongman: I, the task master, join the chat group

Mei Li, who was in Utopia and in Eternal Pavilion where Kaguya Hourai was, was separated by a world, so of course she could not produce any evidence that Kaguya Hourai had cheated.

However, this did not prevent her from arguing that"you also could not produce any evidence to prove that you did not cheat""——

Anyway, she wasn't the first to act badly this time.

The two of them used their emoticon collections accumulated over the years to attack each other, and Zhou Yi and Fujiwara Chika, who were eager to watch the fun, added fuel to the fire.

The direct result was that by the time the other people entered the group chat interface, the number of unread messages had reached 9,999.+

『Hell's Blizzard: You guys...ah

『"Blizzard of Hell": I feel a headache every time I see this amount of unread messages.

I'll read them one by one... I might accidentally read all of them, but at least 99% of the content is useless information such as emoticons.

But if you don't read them, you can't really say if there is anything important hidden in the gaps between the overwhelming emoticons.

And if you don't read all the unread messages, she always has an uneasy feeling in her heart,"Are they talking about topics related to me while I'm not around?" Even if the topic is not negative

『Fujiwara Chika: So the best way is to stay in the group all the time, so that you won’t miss any news (sure!)

『Boa Hancock』：……

『Alice』：……

『Hell's Snow』：@Zhou Yi, please help me report a student who is not paying attention in class, thank you

『Zhou Yi: There is nothing wrong with reporting, but the problem is that the teacher has to believe it after reporting.

The hyper-dimensional chat group itself does not have the restriction of"not revealing the existence of the chat group to outsiders". For example, on the side of Kaguya Horaiyama, Yagi Eirin knew that she had contacted the creatures outside the world through something that did not have a physical body but really existed.

But Kaguya Horaiyama was able to gain the trust of Yagi Eirin with just a few words.

First, there is a supernatural power in the world view of the Touhou Project; second, Yagi Eirin, who is known as the"Moon Brain", has strength and vision that exceeds 99% of the creatures in the world, and has wisdom that even gods admire.

Even if he has never been in contact with the chat group, he can understand its existence after listening to Kaguya Horaiyama's description; third, and most importantly, with the bond between Kaguya Horaiyama and Yagi Eirin, let alone it is just a hyper-dimensional chat group.

For something more outrageous than this, as long as Kaguya Horaiyama seriously said that she was not joking, Yagi Eirin would choose to believe it first.

On the other hand, on the side of Fujiwara Chika……

『Hell's Snow』：……

『Fujiwara Chika: Hehe~

『Ms. Avalon: My suggestion is to calculate the time and wait for someone to fall asleep, then send her 30,000 to 50,000 messages as the first surprise she sees when she wakes up/side-eye smile

『Zhou Yi: In order to ensure that the information used for bombing can achieve the greatest results, it is best not to post pictures, but to use non-repetitive and logical text/slanting smile

『Fujiwara Chika』：！

『Fujiwara Chika: Are you two devils?!

『Zhou Yi: No, it’s human beings

『Lady Avalon: No, it's a nightmare.

『Zhouyi』：→_→

『Avalon Lady』：←_←

『'Horai Mountain Kaguya': [Reaching a consensus.jpg]

『Hell's Snow』：……After careful consideration, I decided to give up. Tens of thousands of junk messages with their own logic are not something that can be described as killing 800 enemies and injuring 1,000 of my own.

『Fujiwara Chika: It's great that you think so. [Hug.GIF］

『So, before I go back and look through those chat records, can you tell me what this fight was about?

『Fujiwara Chika: Uh... because Miss Meili thinks that Kaguya-sister is using cheating to post pictures faster than her, but Kaguya-sister thinks this is groundless accusation. Unless Miss Meili can produce evidence, she will sue Miss Meili for defamation?

『Hell's Snow』：……

It was even more outrageous than the most outrageous thing she could have imagined.

As expected, he was an immortal who could be older than her by cutting off a fraction of his years.

……

The farce in the group came to an end for the time being.

In reality,

Touka Kotori, who had completed all the sea king dishes, divided each dish into nine portions according to Zhou Yi's request.

"Not bad.

I saw you trying so many cooking methods before, and I thought you would choose one of them.

I didn't expect that you would use each method to make a dish that suits my taste.

" He finished one of the dishes at an extremely fast but elegant speed, tasting the meat of the same part of the same sea king.

When it was cooked by roasting, it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

When it was cooked by stewing, it was juicy...

Zhou Yi put down his chopsticks and nodded with satisfaction.

"……The main reason is that the ingredients themselves are good enough."

Touka Kotori did not take credit for it.

She originally wanted to find the most suitable way to cook"sea kings" through a series of clumsy attempts, but after trying them all, she found that each method could maintain the original flavor of the ingredients while combining the characteristics of different cooking methods.……

"Don't be too modest. The ingredients are good, but without your cooking skills, they wouldn't be what they are now."

Having attended a banquet on Nine Snake Island yesterday that used sea kings as the main ingredients, Zhou Yi could still taste the cooking skills of Touka Kotori.

"According to what we agreed yesterday, I will pay the basic salary for the first three months on your first day of employment... Will it be transferred directly to the public account under your name or elsewhere?"

Zhou Yi, who had already decided that she was the one, asked

"Just make your account public." Touka Kotori answered subconsciously, and then she was startled by the notification of a large amount of money arriving on her phone:"……Don't we need to sign a contract first?"

"It's just a formality. I don't think anyone in this world can deny my debt."

Zhou Yi smiled and waved his hand.

Of the eight untouched sea king dishes on the table, seven disappeared out of thin air under the watchful eyes of Touka Takanashi.

After stuffing the seven dishes into a red envelope and sending it to the group, Zhou Yi gestured to Touka Takanashi, whose pupils were trembling, about the last remaining dish:"Don't you want to taste your own food as a diner?"

"Just now this……？"

Holding a spoon tightly in her hand, Touka Kotori asked in surprise

"A little trick." Zhou Yi raised his hand and gestured with his thumb and index finger, then asked curiously:"Speaking of which, when you were tasting the dishes before, I saw that you had tasted dishes cooked with the meat of sea kings, didn't you feel anything special at that time?"

"……I thought it was my illusion."

Thinking of the subtle feeling of having endless energy after eating the first piece of sea king meat that Zhou Yi took out from the refrigerator and cooked in many different ways, and not feeling tired even after cooking so many dishes in one go, Touka Takanashi pulled the corners of her mouth stiffly, and felt as if the door to a new world was slowly opening in front of her.