Zongman: Secondary School Diary Comes True, All Crazy

Bang!

Underground, two sides from different directions collided.

Burst!

Both sides left the ground at the same time and came to the ground.

“Who? Do you understand the rules of the road! ”

Angrily opening the mouth of the evil flower, Baudelaire came out.

“Yo~”

The other party said hello.

At a closer look, it turned out to be an old acquaintance.

“Hmph, Dante, you’re still alive.”

“Haha, I also want to ask you this, you haven’t been killed by your lover?”

The friend had not seen each other for many years, and the two greeted each other very friendly.

Boccaccio watched his head twitch as he watched.

“We’re still in business, Dante.”

“Huh?”

“Yes!”

After Boccaccio’s reminder, the two remembered what they should do now.

Especially Baudelaire, his eyes flashed.

He not only remembered the past of fighting with Dante and Boccaccio, two old immortals, but also thought of Dante’s ability – the Divine Comedy to travel freely through heaven and hell.

If you want to rank a leaderboard who is most likely to find, there must be Dante in the top three!

At the same time, most of Dante’s Sicilian Renaissance Society are auxiliaries, that is, their abilities are all weird, but they are not as good as the members of the Romantic Society in terms of pure combat effectiveness.

“My friend, relax and don’t think too much!”

Dante is several times older than Baudelaire, and where can he not see the calculation of the other party.

“I’ll show you the artifact when I find it!”

When the words fell, the two people had long disappeared.

“Bah! Who wants to watch! ”

Baudelaire was so angry that his teeth itched.

“Why go so fast, I just think about it, and I didn’t do anything, it’s really shameful!”

Saying that, he crawled back into the flower of evil while grinding his teeth and continued to move forward.

Maybe it’s that today 243 is not very lucky.

The Flower of Evil ran and ran into a Verlen who was ploughing the ground with gravity on the way.

Baudelaire:…… I am unlucky to meet this traitor who can make trouble!

Verlaine:…… I’m really unlucky to meet this scumbag who only makes friends date!

The two took a bite of each other to show respect.

Then without saying a word, he turned his head and left without looking back.

People can beat up at any time.

If you delay time and the artifact is taken away by others, then it is called regret!

The same thing happens everywhere, above ground, underground, in the air and in the sea.

At this time, even if you encounter the great calamity of killing your father and destroying your family, you have to stop!

If you have an artifact, why not?

Many capable people can be said to have crossed the sea and displayed their powers, exhausting the means they could use.

While not forgetting to pay attention to diary updates.

It is best to find the location of the artifact through the clues provided in the diary.

But they all know that there is little hope.

After all, Shenzun also said, he threw it casually, and he didn’t bother to pick it up.

The crowd bites the handkerchief: Abominable! I already knew that I would rather open a garbage dump, and God Venerable threw it at me!

No exaggeration.

If they can pick up the artifact, they will eat and live next to the garbage dump for ten or twenty years!

And in fact, the artifact is worth it!

As we all know, in the upgrade stream, the protagonist often goes through at least three years, at most ten years, twenty years, thirty years and other unlimited setbacks.

As the saying goes:

Don’t bully the poor boy!

Don’t bully the middle-aged poor!

Don’t bully the old and poor!

Some protagonists may have passed seventy or eighty years of ordinary people to obtain Goldfinger, and since then they have soared into the sky and soared into the sky!

Which of the three artifacts is worse?

Neither of them is bad!

For example, a generator of earthy love words that looks a little strange and a little funny.

Say to your girlfriend, “Are you home?” No, a place without you is not a home. ”

Everywhere your girlfriend goes, it will belong to you for all kinds of reasons.

Say to your girlfriend, “I’ll pinch my fingers, you lack me in five elements.” ”

Tied to his girlfriend’s marriage line.

Say to your girlfriend, “I want to buy a piece of land, buy your dead heart.” ”

This love sentence may trigger random space.

The content of the love words spoken does not fit the generated content, no matter what effect is triggered.

That is, uncontrollable.

In addition, the premise of using the earthy love story generator is –

You must say earthy words that match the context and the object!

Saying to yourself will not take effect, and saying that it will not take effect if you talk to a chicken and a duck.

But the disadvantages are nothing more.

These disadvantages are not worth mentioning compared to its advantages!

Isn’t it a little embarrassing?

Doesn’t it take a lot of time to think about love words?

Isn’t it possible to provoke many girls at the same time, and it is possible to trigger the Asura field?

Please——

Almost zero cost!

There are all kinds of ability items in the rewards.

What else do you want?

If you are lucky, you can also trigger the super jackpot, what a ball, a universe and so on, it is all trivial!

Upper limit bar drop!

Isn’t this more fragrant than a time machine?

The second, the Eye of All Phases, is equal to a Fire Eye Golden Eye + Machine Buff Enhancer.

Add a buff to the left eye, you can choose a buff or debuff, and the buff effect is random. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

The right eye is like a backpack.

Keep track of the buffs you have used like chakra eyes, and you can use them when you need them, but you can’t record thousands of them like Kakashi, but only ten.

If a new and better buff is randomly created in the left eye and wants to keep it for use at any time, you must throw away one of the previous buffs to make a space.

It looks like an auxiliary system capability.

But.

There are all kinds of buffs in the Eye of All Phases!

Debuff human dementia to understand;

buff 100% armor breaker to understand;

Invincible Buff [No one can beat me in my BGM] to find out;

Jedi debuff [super college-level unlucky egg] to find out!

Only you can’t think of it, you can’t brush it out without it!

The Eye of All Phases Host VS the Earth Taste Love Story Generator Host, who loses and who wins is not certain!

What’s more, Kang the Conqueror’s time machine is of the fifth order.

Then, an artifact that is no worse than a time machine is at least a fifth-order!

If any conspirator gets this, its effect power and Bai Ze’s ability on the bright face will have to bow his head!

– Of course that’s impossible.

Some things are known when you think about it.

God Venerable can throw away these artifacts casually, how can he not leave some for his disciples?

From the ninth to the tenth, the interval between the two diary releases is long enough.

The infinite treasure house that grew to Bai Ze was filled, and the artifact in Bai Ze’s hand was enough to throw it away and play!

In terms of individual qualities, the fifth-order artifact had no effect on him.

As for artifacts, Bai Ze casually made a fantasy killer plus, injury-free, hegemonic and other artifacts is simply a simple thing, maybe there is now waiting for him to take out in the treasure house.

If anyone thought that they would be fearless if they got the artifact by chance, then Bai Ze stood in place and waited for the big drive!

……

Then again, the third artifact, the life simulator, does not belong to the first two.

Strength is important, but so is experience and wisdom after long experience.

Life simulator can simulate different lives.

In the eyes of others, it has only passed for a while, but the artifact host has passed a lifetime.

Others didn’t do anything for a while, and they slept.

The artifact host has experienced a complete life and learned different knowledge skills and experiences.

The difference between the two can be imagined.

If you can simulate a thousand times of life, the effect is no worse than Bailan who communicates in parallel worlds, maybe better!

Because Bailan can only connect himself in parallel worlds, there is not much difference in world background and the like.

And life simulator regardless of background, race, and power system!

And the abilities acquired during the simulation can be preserved and concentrated on one person!

Isn’t this bigger than Bailan’s hanging?

Big!

Hang really big!

If it weren’t for the artifact being limited by itself, the reward would not exceed the level of the artifact itself, and based on the above explanations alone, Bai Ze himself wanted it!

However, there are many other similar artifacts.

What’s more, with his own strength, the fifth-order artifact was not helpful to him at all, and it was not even a chicken rib that was tasteless and abandoned, but a chicken butt and chicken feathers, which could only be used by others.

Which person is this person with fortune?

[If you are lucky, you may be able to make a deal with the incubator.] 】

“What? What is an incubator? ”

Another new unfamiliar term.

Some people couldn’t help but shiver, and a sense of foreboding welled up in their hearts.

According to past experience, the point of this diary seems to come.

Connecting the context, Shen Zun actually said, take the artifact to make a deal with the incubator?

Incubators?

What kind of incubator actually uses an artifact?

With the artifact, can’t they destroy the hatchers?

Why make a deal with an incubator and give away an artifact?

That’s too wasteful, right?

How can the incubator Ho De!?

[Speaking of which, the incubator is also a major annoying force in the heavens and realms. 】

[On the surface, he is cute and lovely, and he is a magic messenger who fulfills wishes, but in fact, he is a guy who specializes in human wool. ] 】

[Because human girls have the richest emotions, they like to disguise themselves as cute dolls like Pokémon, give themselves a cute name Kewpie, and use the simple ignorance of girls and their expectations of becoming magical girls to achieve their goal, which is a group of emotional liars! ] 】。