Zongwu: I am playing badly in Huashan Inn
Chapter 51
Seeing that the situation was beginning to get bad, the madam hurriedly walked up to the Japanese delegation and said with a smile: "My lords, our courtesans only sell their goods, not accompany the drinking."
"Hahaha!" The Japanese envoy laughed wildly, "This is the first time I've heard of someone selling their goods but not accompanying the drinking! What's the matter, is your mouth precious? Then arrange a room for us to have a good chat with the courtesan!"
The madam exclaimed, "Oh! My lords, please be generous. Our courtesans have never slept with anyone."
"Baga!" The Japanese envoy looked fierce, "Both your mouths are precious, right? Do you believe me, I will sue your Jiaofangsi for neglecting the Japanese delegation in front of the emperor?!"
After this, the madam dared not speak.
Recently, the affairs of the Japanese delegation have been spreading in the capital.
Although Goryeo and Japan are both threats to the Ming Dynasty in the future.
But for now, the Jin people in the north are the biggest threat to the Ming Dynasty.
If the armies of Gao and Wa can be combined to inflict heavy damage on the Jin people, the Ming Dynasty will have the opportunity to develop peacefully for decades or even hundreds of years.
Zhou Miaotong's pretty face on the stage was full of sorrow, which made people feel pity.
But no one dared to stand up for her.
Standing up for her would mean offending the Japanese envoys and destroying the Ming Dynasty's plan of forming alliances, which is equivalent to slapping the emperor in the face.
Seeing that everyone around him bowed their heads, the Japanese envoys became even more arrogant.
"Hmph, there is a saying in the Ming Dynasty that I think is very well said, which is that a scholar is useless. Today I see that it is indeed true!"
"If we Japanese people encounter this situation, we would have already apologized by disembowelment!"
"Such a vast land, such beautiful rivers and mountains, it is a waste for the Ming Dynasty to occupy it."
"Yes, if we Japanese were to manage it, it would never be like this."
Several Japanese envoys said more and more outrageous, causing everyone to cast angry eyes, but still no one dared to speak.
"Today I am in a good mood, let the oiran do a striptease, don't say you can't do it!"
"The oiran won't repeatedly refuse the requests of our great Japanese delegation, right?"
"Yes, if she doesn't dance, it will cause trouble for us!"
"If you apologize well, we can let bygones be bygones!"
"Oiran, you don't want the emperor to blame the Jiaofangsi, right?"
Although everyone present was angry, they glanced at Zhou Miaotong on the stage from time to time.
The courtesan is going to perform a striptease under the threat of the Japanese envoys?
Although it is a bit shameful, if you really see it, it is also a kind of luck...
Among the millions of people in the Ming Dynasty, how many people have the opportunity to see the body of the courtesan of the Jiaofangsi?
Thinking of this, these guys actually showed a faint look of expectation in their eyes.
"I heard that you Japanese people like to eat sashimi, right?"
In the quiet meeting room, a voice came lightly.
Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw a handsome man with a delicate face.
When Zhou Miaotong saw the person who spoke, a relaxed expression appeared on her desperate face.
"Who are you?!" The envoy asked with narrowed eyes.
"I am Lin Fei. I have admired Japanese art for a long time and have collected it privately. It's just that it's lost now, which is a pity."
When he heard that this person was interested in Japanese art, the envoy also showed a proud expression on his face.
"Our Japanese art has a history of thousands of years and has always been the best in the Kyushu world. You have a good eye!"
Lin Fei clasped his fists and said, "Okay, okay, the Japanese art cannot be learned by others. Only the Japanese can do it."
Hearing Lin Fei say this, the envoy became even more proud.
"Of course, my little brother is indeed a man of insight. If you have the opportunity to come to Japan, I will definitely treat you well!"
Lin Fei smiled and said, "We have a saying in the Ming Dynasty, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. Since you Japanese like to eat sashimi, we have the best sashimi here."
Then he turned to the madam and whispered, "I heard that a Shandong cuisine chef has come to the Jiaofangsi. He is praised for his nine-turn large intestine, right?"
The madam didn't know what he meant by saying this, so she had to reply, "It's true."
The smile on Lin Fei's face suddenly disappeared: "Then please go to the kitchen and get some large intestine sashimi. I want to entertain these Japanese envoys."
"Large... Large intestine sashimi?" The madam was a little at a loss.
Lin Fei instructed: "Yes, for the large intestine sashimi, try to choose those that have not been cleaned and retain the original flavor. Let these distinguished guests clearly know that they are eating the original large intestine sashimi."
The madam didn't know whether to go or not, and looked at Shen Lian beside Lin Fei.
Shen Lian suppressed his laughter and nodded.
The messenger looked at the two people whisperingThey were talking, and they didn't know what they were talking about. It seemed that they were going to serve some dishes.
So he looked at Lin Fei with more appreciation.
After a while, the waiter brought a few plates of large intestine sashimi, tremblingly placed them on the table of the delegation, and then ran away.
"What...what is this?" The envoy suddenly found that something was wrong.
Lin Fei narrowed his eyes and smiled: "This is large intestine sashimi. It takes extraordinary courage to enjoy it. In the world, I think only the envoys of Japan have such courage."
"Baga! The Ming Dynasty, a country of etiquette, actually uses this kind of thing to entertain envoys from another country?!" The envoy finally understood what was happening in front of him.
The ultimate goal of this man who seemed handsome, polite, and very respectful to Japan was to make him eat raw large intestine!
It was still unwashed.
Too much bullying!
The madam was so scared that she quickly stood in front of Lin Fei and said, "Hero, we can't afford to offend the Japanese envoys. If they are injured or killed, my music bureau will be finished. You see..." Lin Fei said, "I didn't say I would do anything to them. I just wanted them to taste our food." As he said that, he grabbed one of the envoys by the back of his neck and lifted him up like a kitten. The Japanese envoy kicked his feet in fear and shouted something in his mouth. This shouting was convenient for Lin Fei. He grabbed a piece of large intestine sashimi and stuffed it into the envoy's mouth at a speed that others couldn't understand. "How is it? Does the taste of this sashimi make you unforgettable for life?" Lin Fei said with a smile. "Baga! You want to rebel, right? Believe it or not, I will go to the emperor tomorrow to complain about you?! Uh-huh..." The other envoy was about to run, but was stopped by a sturdy figure. It was none other than Shen Lian. Shen Lian followed suit, lifted up the messenger, and stuffed the large intestine into his mouth.
Seeing Shen Lian take action, Jin Yichuan had no reason not to move, so he walked towards another messenger with a smile...
After a while, the five messengers successfully "tasted" the large intestine sashimi.
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