​Imperial palace sweet love: Your Majesty, too dark!

Sister gave birth to the emperor's eldest son, Jin Weixian.

Xia Tingfeng has known for a long time.

He was very happy.

But... Whether it's the three rituals or the full moon banquet, it's all about the harem.

According to reason, he is a foreign minister and cannot participate.

So my nephew is full moon.

He didn't see me either.

In my heart, I'm anxious, and I'm looking forward to it.

But

There's nothing we can do about it. If we can't see it, we can't see it!.

The only thing he can do now is give gifts.

What's the present?

Since ancient times, the biggest headache for straight men is to choose gifts.

Especially for women and children.

No, he hasn't thought about it for a month.

It's time to go back to Zheng's house.

In the pavilion, tiger is drinking and enjoying the snow with Yang Chenyi!

Since they came back from hunting, they have become good brothers in one pair of trousers.

Run to one place every day.

It just snowed last night.

Today, two people gather together.

In the pavilion of the yard, two pots of charcoal were placed and several dishes were made.

Just... You take a sip, I take a sip.

While drinking and boasting, the atmosphere is hot.

Mice and monsters despise the tiger's behavior.

"Monster you say, they drink, don't know to shout us!"

The monster looked at them in disgust, then disdained the tunnel.

"I'm not going!"

"They're all martial arts practitioners. They're dirty and smelly. We're not. We can't drink and fight. I'm not going to join the fun!"

If you go, you will be abused. It's better not to go.

The mouse thought, "that's what I said."

"We can't fight them at all for their amount of wine!"

"Oh, forget it, or... Let's go out!"

"There must be a pot of wine and two beautiful girls with such a beautiful scenery. It's better to have another singer!"

The mouse said, and finally his face was full of color!

The monster thought about it.

"Big brother is coming back soon, or... Call big brother?"

The mouse thought for a while, and looked embarrassed.

Get close to the monster's ear and whisper.

"Monster, our brother hasn't had meat for a long time. Are you sure you want to call big brother?"

Every time Xia Tingfeng goes there, he doesn't eat meat. At most, he drinks more wine, listens to xiaoqu'er and looks at meiniu.

They are too embarrassed to have meat.

But you said, go to that kind of place don't open meat, isn't that just scratch the surface?

The evil fire in my heart is so high that I can't let it out!

Listen to the mouse say so, the monster is also a little confused.

"Yes, my elder brother is also a man. He is young and vigorous. There is no pretty girl around him to wait on him. I just want to see pretty girl and go away!"

"Can my elder brother bear it?"

Men, the thing in the crotch is not afraid of bleeding and sweating.

But if it's not good, don't mention the blood and sweat, the gold is useless!

Spermatozoa on the brain, simply can't control!

The mouse pretended to think deeply for a while, and then said mysteriously.

"In fact, maybe our elder brother is still a young melon seed and doesn't know anything!"

The monster thought about it and agreed.

Then, they began to worry.

The causes of worry are surprisingly consistent.

On the big brother's lifelong happiness, and how to conquer his sister-in-law without experience in the future.

Thinking about it, they felt something was wrong.

It seems that there is someone behind me!

Then... The two of them looked back.

"Big brother!"

The two men's eyes were terrified, and their hair stood up behind them.

It's over. What were they discussing just now!

Big brother, do you hear me?

How much did you hear?

Will you pull them out and chop them and feed them to the dogs?

The more I think about it, the more guilty I feel. Finally, the mouse will speak first.

"Big brother..."

The monster also tried to make his voice calm, and gently called big brother!

Xia Tingfeng is very happy.

"What are you two doing here? Why don't you drink with them?"

The mouse and the monster looked at each other.

"No?"

"It seems to be, I didn't hear anything, otherwise it wouldn't be this expression!"

"Well, that's good. That's good. A small life has been saved, hasn't it?"

"Mm-hmm!"

After confirming their eyes, they were relieved.

His face soon turned pale and bloody.

Xia Tingfeng asked again.

"Why didn't you drink with them?"

The mouse grinned.

At first, every time young master Yang came, they really went to accompany him.

But later, they had a good drink.

Every time I come here, I pour them into a mess! Gradually, they did not go either.

"We don't drink as much as they do. We'll be abused when we go!"

The genie nodded.

"These two can drink us all down!"

"So..."

They laughed.

Xia Tingfeng doesn't really care about these things.

No more questions.

The meteor came into the room to change his clothes.

Over there, the mouse stares at the monster.

"Well, I just told you not to go, but now it's all right, I don't want to go!"

Go with big brother, it's plain.

The monster flattened his mouth.

"How do I know... Big brother can come back so soon..."

The mouse glared again.

"All right, all right, let's go and ask big brother to go!"

It's better than nothing, isn't it?

The monster didn't say any more, so they went together.

In the room, Xia Tingfeng has changed her usual clothes.

He was too busy to do anything else. He was running away.

Standing in front of the window, thinking.

What's a good gift for my sister and nephew!

When my sister is promoted, she has to give a present.

Nephew full moon, also have to give gifts.

How can I choose two!

Mice and monsters, two faceless and skinless guys, came in with a smile and a strange excitement in their eyes.

Asked the mouse cheaply.

"Big... Big brother, it's not worth it tomorrow!"

Xia Tingfeng thought about things in his heart and nodded subconsciously.

The heart says:

Just because it's not worth it, he has to think about what gift to give, so that he can buy it when he has time!

The monster looked excited.

"Big brother... Or... Shall we go for a drink?"

With these words, Xia Tingfeng finally came back to God.

His eyes were sharp, looking at the two cheap, excited men in front of him.

I understand.

These two goods, probably miss a woman!

But

At ordinary times, at this time, he would not have time to go with them to find a woman.

Immediately, Xia Tingfeng calmly scolded.

"Go away!"

"If you want to go by yourself, I have no time!"

Mice and monsters are obviously immune to the word "roll.".

Mouse eyes turn, cheap smile forward.

"Oh, big brother, it's just a gift for the new concubine lady in the palace!"

"What's the difficulty? I have an idea!"

Xia Tingfeng was interested and asked.

"What's the idea?"