The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 1 Supercar girl

In 2017, the land of China.

In the vast deep mountains, there is a dilapidated Taoist temple. Inside the Taoist temple, there is an old Taoist priest talking to a young Taoist priest.

"Disciple, you also know that the master's cultivation has reached the sky, and it is the critical time to suffer from the thunder disaster. In order to survive the thunder disaster smoothly, the teacher must go to a fairyland outside the world to retreat for several years. Be prepared for everything!"

The old Taoist spoke seriously, but the young Taoist looked blank and couldn't help complaining: "Master, you are pretending to be too much, so you will be struck by lightning, right? You are just a charlatan who is proficient in everything. , where did the Heaven-reaching cultivation base come from?"

The corner of the old Taoist's mouth twitched, and he argued: "How can you be deceived as a teacher? Why don't you have a heaven-reaching cultivation?"

The little Taoist showed contempt on his face, and said: "Master, you can just fool around in front of outsiders, but don't fool around in front of disciples, right? Touching the body of the big girl of Huanghua while touching the bones to tell fortunes, and stealing while doing things." Take cucumbers from other people’s vegetable fields, and even a 50-[-]-year-old aunt takes a bath. Do you think these disciples can’t see it? How much cultivation can an old magician like you have?”

The old Taoist was so angry that his whole body twitched. He wanted to continue arguing, but he said in his heart that parting was imminent, so he should stop bickering with his apprentice.

He said calmly: "Disciple, you heard what I said, this time I will retreat for you, at least three years, and at most five years. During these few years, you have nothing to do in this broken Taoist temple, so just go down the mountain." Go and have a look."

"You have been learning Taoism from your teacher since you were a child. You have never been out of this deep mountain. You have completely lost touch with modern society. It is time to let you go down the mountain and go to the world to experience experience."

"The teacher has a nephew who is the principal of a high school in the Imperial Capital. He is the fat man you met once when you were a child, and the teacher asked you to call him the third brother. Do you still have any impression? Take this letter and go to Go to him."

After the old Taoist finished speaking, he took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to the young Taoist.

The little Taoist's eyes turned red immediately, and the tears in his eyes were about to drip down, very sad.

The old Taoist was very relieved, this disciple who he regarded as his own, still had a lot of affection for him, no, he was reluctant to part with himself, and was about to cry.

The little Taoist choked up and said: "Master, I don't have any travel expenses to the Imperial Capital!"

The old Taoist immediately spurted out a mouthful of old blood!You unfilial villain, I will kill you with one palm! !

He took out a few red bills from his pocket, and said seriously: "Teacher, here is 500 yuan, which is already the entire family property of the teacher. I wanted to save it to meet the beautiful little nun who came to Bamen. Now it’s all given to you, and it will be used as travel expenses to the Imperial Capital.”

Looking at the five shining red notes, the little Taoist was so excited that he knelt down to his master, kowtowed three times, and said excitedly while kowtowing: "Master, you are really kind to my disciples. Every time I only give Tuer fifty cents, but this time I gave so much, Tuer is really touched."

The corner of the old Taoist's mouth twitched again, it seems that he has done a lot of evil!He said sadly, "Teacher, you can go and pack your things now! Remember, don't bring those fellows who eat in our Taoist school. You came to the city this time to study, not to do things."

Hearing this, the little Taoist went into the house to pack his things.Since the master didn't allow him to bring any Taoist instruments, he really didn't bring any.However, they secretly took away a few calligraphy and paintings that Master treasured!

According to his master, each of these calligraphy and paintings is priceless!If you bring it to a big city, you will be able to sell it for a good price!

His master was usually extremely stingy to him, so it is not too much to use some of his calligraphy and paintings as compensation.

After the little Taoist finished packing up, the old Taoist was already planning to say goodbye to the little Taoist for the last time.

The old Taoist priest approached and confessed: "Teacher, you must remember to abide by the laws and regulations in the metropolis, be a good citizen, and don't use your Taoism indiscriminately, do you understand? If possible, date more girls, Girls in the big cities, tsk tsk tsk, all of them are extremely beautiful, and my teacher is still drooling when he thinks back to those bad relationships back then."

The little Taoist was once again moved to tears, and sobbed: "Master, is this really good?"

The old Taoist said calmly: "Don't worry, I'm fine. Picking up girls won't affect our cultivation. Our Daoism is not the same as those bald donkeys."

The little Taoist was so moved when he heard the words, the master is really closer than his own!

The old Taoist then said in the end: "Apprentice, I want you to remember at the end, unless it is a critical moment of life and death, you must never unseal your Dragon Flame God Arm, do you understand?"

Seeing Master's appearance, the little Taoist knew that he was not joking. He glanced at his right arm, which was tightly wrapped in cloth, and replied seriously, "I understand!"

"En!" The old Taoist nodded in satisfaction, and said sadly: "Okay, I will explain everything I have to explain to the teacher, you can go."

When it was time to say goodbye, the little Taoist became serious, kowtowed solemnly to the master again, and bid farewell to the master with tears in his eyes.

……

The little Taoist is called Zhongling. This year, he was born at [-]:[-]:[-] on September [-], [-]. In addition, the place where he was born was an extremely sunny place. Nine nines are called the body of nine yangs by his master.

His Dragon Flame Arm, which has been wrapped and sealed by cloth strips, is related to the body of the Nine Suns, which is rare in a thousand years.

As for why the body of nine yangs is not related to the lunar calendar, but to the Gregorian calendar, I have to ask his master.

Zhongling carried an army green old-fashioned big backpack, and just walked out of the mountains for seven days and seven nights.There is no way, the mountain where he lives is too remote, inside the mountain.

After leaving the mountain, I took the bus to the county seat, and then took the train in the county seat. After traveling for two or three days, I finally arrived at the bustling Imperial Capital.

Along the way, his biggest feeling is that the money is not spent. He thought that the 500 yuan that the master gave him was a huge sum of money, but he did not expect that in the outside world, the consumption was much higher than that in the mountains, and the 500 yuan was gone. , When we arrived at the Imperial Capital, there were only a few dollars left.

He asked people all the way according to the address given by his master. It took him a whole day, but he still couldn't find out where the third brother was. !

Seeing that it was completely dark, and he had no money, he had to sleep in the park.

On the first night when I came to the Imperial Capital, I slept on the street like a homeless man, very sad.But what Zhongling can't stand most is not sleeping on the street, but the unfamiliar place and no relatives, walking alone in this seemingly prosperous but indifferent big city, completely strange and helpless.

After all, he is more rural than the country people. He is a mountain dweller in the mountains. He has never been to this bustling metropolis, and his native environment has changed too much, so he is really uncomfortable.

……

Zhongling got up early the next morning to do some activities. He planned to make some money first before continuing to look for the third brother. Otherwise, if he didn't find the third brother today, he would not only continue to sleep on the street, but also be hungry.

Zhongling bought a few steamed buns with the last few dollars, and after he was full, he set up a street stall on a street with a lot of traffic.

He doesn't have any other skills, his profession is to tell fortunes to others, to drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, which is actually a big trick.

What fortune-telling pays attention to is talking about people when you see people, and talking about ghosts when you see ghosts, and you can deceive a little bit.

His stall was very simple, and he didn't bring those books, cards, signatures, and other things that Mr. Bazi ate for a living, because the master didn't allow him to bring them.

Just spread a piece of cloth on the ground, and then wrote four big characters - ancestral film!

Oh, no, it's a professional fortune teller!

In addition, I put a few calligraphy and paintings stolen from the master on it, thinking that if I can sell one of these calligraphy and paintings, I will get rich immediately.

Because the stall was so simple, there were occasional onlookers, but they left quickly, and there was no business after setting up for a long time. Zhongling was haggard.

He felt that it was impossible to keep guard like this, so he couldn't help waving his hands and yelling loudly: "Ancestors teach Taoism, touch bones, look at physiognomy, test characters, change fate, look at Fengshui, exorcise evil spirits, subdue demons, and subdue demons. So proficient."

"Come, come, everyone can try it. It is free to calculate the surname and age, check the future, look at the horoscope, calculate the marriage, test the fortune, no money is not allowed!"

"Hey, friends who come and go, don't believe it. You will only know if you have real skills after trying it!"

"Don't look at the horoscope, just look at these famous classical paintings, each one is authentic, and each one is priceless!"

Just as Zhong Ling was waving and yelling for himself, an extremely luxurious red supercar stopped in front of Zhong Ling decisively with a "squeak" of the brakes.

This is a bright red convertible sports car, the color is very dazzling, and the shape is also very cool.Inside the sports car sat a top-notch beautiful girl who was extremely fashionable and dressed.

The beautiful girl was wearing a pair of big shiny sunglasses, which were blinding by the reflection of the sun.After getting off the car, Zhong Ling was stunned by his tall and slender figure, his long straight black hair like a waterfall, his self-confidence and energetic spirit full of sunshine.

What's even more astonishing is that she walked directly towards Zhongling, approaching, and gracefully took off the sunglasses in front of her eyes. The posture, the movements, were elegant and graceful, and they were simply stunning.

This country bumpkin, where has he seen such a bright and blind beauty!

He silently swears in his heart that this is the most beautiful beauty he has ever seen in his life!

After the beautiful girl approached Zhongling, her figure was straight, her head held high, showing great confidence.

More importantly, she is 1.7 meters tall, has an extremely tall and tall figure, and wears high heels with eight centimeter soles, her total height has reached 1.7 meters eight.

Facing Zhong Ling, who is only 1.7 meters tall, it caused great pressure on him.

Girls are inherently taller than boys, and now girls are taller than boys, no wonder Zhongling feels a lot of pressure.

The beautiful girl asked straight to the point: "I heard you yelling just now, you said you are a Taoist priest? How is your level?" The voice was clear and pleasant, which made people feel at ease.

(End of this chapter)