The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 2 The First Order

"The best beauty is the best beauty, and even her voice sounds more comfortable than others!" Zhong Ling praised secretly in his heart.

This is the first business of the day, and a beautiful woman came here. Naturally, Zhongling didn't dare to neglect, he tossed his flowing long hair confidently, and said confidently: "My little Taoist's level is not bragging. Changing fate against the sky, turning evil into good fortune, exorcising evil and avoiding evil, subduing demons and subduing demons, I am proficient in everything in this little way, and there is no little way that I can't just deal with!"

The beauty looked Zhong Ling up and down, and saw that the young man was dressed in dingy clothes, which were so dusty that they were covered with a lot of mud marks, like an old farmer who just came out of the field.

What's even more weird is that he still has long loose hair, which he thinks may be chic, but in the eyes of beautiful women, he looks more like a wandering homeless man.

What the hell is this?A Shamat nobleman from the countryside?

It's just surprising that such a rural non-mainstream looks really good.I saw that his facial features were very delicate, his eyebrows were clear and his eyes were delicate, and he had a beautiful and elegant temperament of a scholar.

The exquisite eyebrows, nose, eyes, lips, and thin cheek curves, combined together, are delicate and exquisite, and he is really a very good-looking young man.

Also because he is so delicate, he looks like a 16-year-old boy.The girl's first impression was that this kid must be younger than herself.

In the eyes of the beautiful girl, the boy's appearance has to be admitted to be very good-looking and pleasing to the eye.If he is willing to cut off his long hair, get a hairstyle that suits him, and then put on an exquisite dress, his absolute image can be changed [-] times in an instant, and it can brighten the eyes of many beautiful girls!

He is obviously a top-notch handsome guy, but he chose such a low-level look for himself.

I already felt that this young man was unreliable, but looking at his outfit, he didn't have any common Taoist swords, talismans, bells, gossip, copper coins, etc. for eating, and I felt that this boy was even more unreliable.

Shaking his head, he said, "Forget it, I'd better find the master my father recommended to me! You can't handle this!"

The top-quality beautiful girl put on her sunglasses again, then turned around in a chic way, and strode away resolutely.

"I can't handle this matter?" Zhongling immediately lost his temper when he heard this. Didn't you little girl make it clear that you underestimated Taoist priests and my Taoism?

"Female benefactor, please slow down!" Zhongling shouted hastily: "Female benefactor, I see that your shadow is slightly skewed to the southwest, and I think you are haunted by ghosts!"

Zhong Ling's words immediately shocked the beautiful girl and stood in place.He took off his sunglasses again, turned around and glanced at Zhong Ling, and asked in amazement: "You just looked at me, and you counted what happened to me? Not bad, boy! There are two tricks!"

The corners of Zhong Ling's mouth rose slightly, revealing a smug smile.If you don't show your hands, you don't know how powerful this Taoist priest is!

He said that this beautiful woman met a ghost to scare her, but her shadow showed that she was indeed haunted by a ghost, but the ghost was quite gentle, and would only haunt her to make things go wrong for her, and would never kill her. up.

This shadow change is very subtle, and ordinary people can't see any tricks, but professional Zhong Ling can see it at a glance.

Seeing Zhong Ling's strength, the beautiful girl immediately grabbed his hand and walked in the direction of her car. "Come on, come with me to my house, and settle this matter for me! In the past few days, I've been annoyed to death by this ghost, and I'm about to be frightened into a madman by her!"

Zhongling stood still at the same spot, not moving a step, and resolutely refused to pull the beauty into the car.

The beauty saw that he was fixed like a log, and he couldn't pull it no matter what, she was a little strange, so she couldn't help asking curiously: "Why are you still unwilling to leave?"

With an inscrutable look on his face, Zhongling waved his hands, then flicked the dust on his clothes, and then said slowly and forcefully:

"Beauty, you can go to \door\service\service on Xiaodao, but Xiaodao must first explain that there is a special fee for going to \door\service\service. Besides, you have to consider the beauty Clearly, my price is a bit expensive, you can tell me whether you can afford the price before dragging me into the car."

Hearing what he said, the beautiful girl was really afraid that he would take the opportunity to blackmail her, so she also wanted to ask the price first before doing anything, so that the two of them wouldn't be confused when the time came!Seriously asked: "Then tell me, how much do you want?" In his heart, he was very sarcastic: "How dare you ask for a price like this?"

Seeing that the beauties wanted to make inquiries, Zhong Ling suddenly became secretly happy, Nima's big list came!This chick looks like a rich girl at first glance, and she can definitely make a big fortune on her!Said very flatly:

"I don't do the \door\service\ service fee of Xiaodao if it is less than 50. As for helping the lady to drive away ghosts, because the exorcisms are fierce ghosts, the price is not the same as ordinary ghosts. If you don't have 100 yuan, don't want to go to Xiaodao. Sell. So, the total is 150 yuan, you have to think about the price first. If you are willing to pay, call me."

I was very empty in my heart, because according to the rules in their mountains, it was 30 times to go to \ door \ service \, 30 times to get rid of ordinary little ghosts, and 80 times to get rid of ghosts.

But in fact, what this beautiful woman wants to exorcise today is ordinary ghosts, but he lied to others that the exorcisms are evil ghosts, so the total labor fee is 60 yuan, and he mentioned 150 at once, which is two and a half times more. Ah, how can I not feel guilty?

After hearing the offer of 150, the beautiful girl almost cursed!My old lady thought you were going to ask for three or four hundred thousand!My God, you are worth 40 for such a dragging of [-]?

Kicked Zhongling into the car with one kick, and said grandly: "With your price, it's okay for me to invite you to come to my door a hundred times! One hundred and fifty is too little, and I can't even hand it out, so I will give you two hundred and five." All right!"

"Really? Miss, you are so kind! Xiaodao, I am so touched!" Zhongling heard that he could earn two hundred and fifty at a time, and was so excited that he almost burst into tears. The beauty is still happy.

When he was happy, he forgot about the situation, rushed over to embrace the beautiful lotus-root-like arms of the big beauty, and said with a happy face: "Thank you benefactor, thank you benefactor, you are the cutest person! You are both beautiful and kind! Then Let's make it a deal, you can't play tricks on the two hundred and five after it's done!"

As he was talking, he even rubbed his face against the beautiful arm of the big beauty, and said that the skin of the big beauty is slippery. Rubbing her face on her arm is so comfortable, and there is a faint fragrance Woolen cloth.Almost reluctant to let go.

At this time, the beautiful girl was already driving, and when she saw the Taoist priest eating the tofu in her hand, she said angrily: "Hey! Hey! Who told you to touch me! Don't touch my body! Let go of my hand! People Driving! The money will be yours!"

Zhongling let go of the beautiful woman's hand, feeling so excited that he was dying, "Wow, I'm well-developed, and I can earn two hundred and fifty for the first order today! The money comes so fast!"

Usually, he and his master go out to cast down demons and slay demons, and every time he is exhausted, he is the one who catches ghosts, and his master just watches while smoking a big cigarette.Unless he couldn't figure it out, he would reluctantly go out.

Every time most of the hard work is done by Zhongling, but it is the master who collects the money in the end.

Then every time tens or even hundreds of dollars came in, the master only gave him fifty cents for his hard work!In this way, Zhongling has been working with him for 18 years!

Now that I work alone, I can earn two hundred and fifty in one go. These are two very different kinds of income, okay?How could he not be particularly excited?

No wonder he was so out of control!

The beauty looked at the person next to her with disgust, and muttered angrily: "Who is this really!"

Zhong Ling was sitting in the car, and the wind from the convertible was blowing in, making his long hair flutter in the wind, so beautiful in his heart.Then I saw that this chick's car was more advanced, and it seemed to be much more luxurious than the small cars I saw before.I thought about going to a distant relative's house with Master to do a ritual. Their family has moved out of the mountain, and now they live in a small town by the mountain. Their family has a car like this.

At that time, the relative told Zhongling proudly that the small car in his family cost more than 6 yuan!When Zhong Ling heard it, his heart twitched crazily, and then he began to calculate in his heart, darling, every time I go on a business trip with Master, I can earn [-] cents, so if I want to buy a car like this, how long will it take to save money?I can't afford it for a lifetime!

Immediately, I was in awe, this distant relative is really a rich man!

Then, looking at this beautiful woman's car, it is obviously much more upscale than his relative's car. If his relative's car costs [-] yuan, then this car will cost at least [-] to [-] yuan, right?

Then he said: "Beauty, your car is not bad, it looks so high-end."

The beauty didn't have a good impression of Zhongling, so she didn't want to talk to him, so she just dealt with him casually and said, "It's okay."

Zhong Ling continued, "To buy such a car, I'm afraid it will cost [-] to [-] yuan, right?"

"Pfft!!" The beautiful girl immediately sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the steering wheel. Brother, you can see clearly, this is a Lamborghini supercar!It cost her father more than 800 million! !

If Zhongling knew that he was sitting in a car worth more than 800 million yuan, he would probably be scared to death.Fortunately, the beauty did not show off her wealth, and did not tell him the actual price of the car seriously.And the beautiful woman didn't dislike him for being too dirty and dirty her car.

Zhong Ling only realized that this beautiful girl was from a rich family, but he didn't realize how rich her family was at all.Compared with poor people like him, it's like heaven and earth.

It's no wonder Zhongling, who told him that he has been living in the deep mountains all this time, has never seen the world at all?

The car moved forward steadily, at this time, a yellow supercar suddenly came up from behind, and after keeping parallel with the Lamborghini of the beautiful girl, the young man in the yellow supercar shouted to the beautiful girl: "You can see it from a long distance. Su Dameimei’s car, I came here specially to say hello to Su Meimei. Hey, Miss Zhimo, what song are you singing today? Driving a luxury supercar, driving a country non-mainstream for a ride?”

Su Zhimo glanced at the boy in the yellow supercar, and then at the bumpkin next to him, only to see that the bumpkin was smiling shamelessly at the rich second generation opposite him, which should be regarded as a polite greeting.It's just that his smile was so wretched and wretched, it made her so angry that she lost all face.

Anyway, you are also a handsome guy, can you pay attention to your image?

Su Zhimo frowned, why did she hire such a wonderful person today!I don't bother to explain, because there is nothing to explain to the person opposite!

Angrily, he said to him: "Who I take for a ride is none of your business! Get away, don't follow me!"

(End of this chapter)