I'm really immortal

Chapter 1058 Li Hongfang's analysis is in place and the matter of fighting monsters
Li Hongfang likes to work with Liu Changan very much, but the head of the sect is both civil and military. He often looks at problems more comprehensively than Li Hongfang, and analyzes problems more carefully and thoughtfully. There is basically no room for Li Hongfang to use his skills.

This is more or less a pity, who doesn't want to express themselves in front of the people they admire and admire so as to get attention and affirmation?
Li Hongfang's powerful reasoning, information gathering ability, and logical analysis ability are useless... Occasionally use it, but in the end it is better not to use it.

Now facing a character like the third wife, Li Hongfang couldn't hold back for a while and wanted to give full play. In the afternoon, Brother Liu reminded herself that as long as it didn't involve him, she could help the third wife as a reference.

"I went to deliver wine to Tan Dan that day, and Qin Yanan was there at the time. He pretended to give me money... I thought, I'm honoring the empress dowager, what status do you have to pay for this money? Or do you look down on others and feel that I don't have money?" Are you qualified to give Tandan wine?" Li Hongfang still felt that Qin Yanan was provoking her when she thought about it, but she had no choice but to fight back.

Su Mei nodded, Li Hongfang is a discerning person, Qin Yanan is this kind of person... When she was still Ye Sijin, she would often stick to Ye Chenyu in front of Su Mei to show that she was her real sister, Su Mei was just an outsider .

To pay for the wine that Li Hongfang brought is still expressing that Li Hongfang is just an outsider.

"I pretended not to know who she was at the time, and called her Dandan's mother... From then on, she took revenge on her. Later, Dongdong's mother and I took pictures together and posted a circle of friends. When Dongdong's mother flipped through the comments , I saw Qin Yanan leaving a message there: Ah, is this Zhou Dongdong’s grandma? She looks so young, she’s about ten years older than you..." Li Hongfang remembered something like this, this woman is really It's not arrogant at all.

With such a large stomach, it is far behind Dongdong's mother.

Zhou Shuling had a "Queen's Seal", which was given by Shangguan Dandan. Zhou Shuling naturally didn't know the weight of that thing. After seeing it, Li Hongfang asked whether it was given by Shangguan Dandan. In the eyes of the Empress Dowager Chao, Zhou Shuling was really lovable.

Didn't expect Qin Yanan to have one too, it hangs around his neck all day long, and whenever he sees someone, he has to take it out of the two piles of buried men's graves to show off... Li Hongfang didn't take it into his hand to identify it carefully, but there is also a relief sculpture crawling on the seal button From the shape of the glass tiger, one knew that it was also a queen's seal.

"Interesting." Su Mei heard that Li Hongfang and Qin Yanan were competing, and a smile appeared in her eyebrows. In the past, Su Mei was hindered by her status as a sister-in-law, and she couldn't care about the young sister-in-law who was eccentric. Li Hongfang has such a temperament to treat her.

"Qin Yanan has the Queen's Seal..." Li Hongfang repeated the news that both Zhou Shuling and Qin Yanan had obtained the Queen's Seal, "She must have obtained it through flattery without bottom line, and painstakingly flattering her. .”

"The Queen's Seal?" Su Mei pondered for a while, although she believed that she, Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang had already formed a de facto family relationship and did not need Shangguan Dandan's approval, but something like the "Queen's Seal" seemed to be Has an inexplicable attraction.

Just think that girls nowadays always want to add their names on the real estate certificate, and even get a marriage certificate or something. Some factual signs and legal certification concepts are really important.

Zhu Juntang seems to have some kind of seals of "Slaying Dragon Yan Xian in the Void" and "Baa Baa Princess of Colorful Glazed Pure White Fairyland", showing off in front of Su Mei, seems to be given by Shangguan Dandan?
Shangguan Dandan, a problem child with a suspected personality disorder, sent these seals everywhere, why didn't he give Su Mei one?Isn't Su Mei more qualified than others?

Of course, the seal is in her hands, and she can give it to whoever she wants, but the resentment that arises because of this is only Su Mei's own business, and has nothing to do with Shangguan Dandan, Shangguan Dandan doesn't know and doesn't need it Caring about Su Mei's thoughts, hum.

"The question now is, since ancient times, there have been many concubines in the harem, but only one empress. Why does Shangguan Dandan have two empress seals?"

Li Hongfang put down her chopsticks in a leisurely manner, clenched her hands on her knees, leaned forward slightly, with a meaningful expression on her face, and her tone became calm and dignified.

Su Mei was slightly taken aback. When Li Hongfang mentioned that Qin Yanan and Zhou Shuling both had the Queen's Seal, she thought of this question, but in Su Mei's eyes, Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan, and Zhu Juntang, no matter whether it is the new Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen, or canonization of queens and princesses is like a joke, even if Shangguan Dandan canonizes more queens, what is it?
After all, Su Mei was pregnant with Zhu Juntang and gave birth to her. This is a miracle in the history of life on earth. This is the destiny, and its meaning transcends everything.

In the face of this kind of destiny, any dynasty, queen mother, or queen are insignificant, just like gods overlooking the world, watching a group of foolish people yelling and praying in front of the stupid wooden chicken statues, just feel ridiculous.

"You mean, there's a theory in it?" Su Mei was a little curious, but she could understand by listening. She wanted to listen to the analysis from the perspective of an ordinary person like Li Hongfang.

Li Hongfang glanced at Zhang Xinhan who was going back to the dining table to pour water for Su Mei.

Seeing Su Mei's expressionless expression, Zhang Xinhan backed away and stood on the edge of the top floor, staring blankly at Building No. [-] of Baolong Center opposite.

"The anomaly starts from the first month when Brother Liu and I found a living coffin in the tomb of the Han Dynasty..." Li Hongfang began to talk eloquently, detailing and truthfully describing his mysterious and almost mythical experience.

[Students who have nothing to do at night and go exploring in the nearby mountains and forests, two men and two women. 】

[Weird movements, dead animals all over the place]

[They did not continue to kill, Brother Liu called for strong backup, his calm eyes seemed to have glimpsed the mysterious truth. 】

【Li Hongfang and Brother Liu entered the tunnel, his breathing was rapid, her heart was beating like thunder, and when she turned around, she found that his face was covered with an indistinct earthy color. 】

[In the tomb, his gaze was deep and quiet, and the two whispered to each other, gradually realizing that the tomb seemed like a dark space isolated in the universe. 】

[A huge force suddenly erupted, and Li Hongfang was attracted by the cave wall, and was almost swallowed by the mud. Fortunately, Brother Liu suddenly got rid of the control of the mysterious force and saved her. 】

[The two coffins appear to be placed up and down, extremely vicious, endless ominousness overflows, the flames of the pewter gradually fade, and there is a faint sound of breathing coming from nowhere. Brother Liu and Li Hongfang stare at each other, uncertain. 】

[Open the coffin! The emperor more than 2000 years ago, Wang Mang, the usurper who longed for the ancient sage, and Shangguan Dandan, who was playing with children under the plane tree, were actually lying in another coffin. 】

[Then, who is that in Brother Liu's house! ! ! 】

"Wait." Su Mei raised her hand, "Xiao Li, have you ever considered going to a listening app to publish storytelling works?"

Li Hongfang sneered, unknowingly getting too involved, there is no way, everyone in the tomb robbery industry often has anecdotes and strange stories from all over the world, especially those scary and treacherous stories. full.

"Just tell the basic information, don't exaggerate the supernatural atmosphere." Li Hongfang spoke with gusto, but Su Mei didn't think it was scary at all. Ghosts and zombies really exist, and in Su Mei's eyes they are just objects of anatomical captivity research.

Li Hongfang cleared her throat, suppressed the desire to restore the scene and atmosphere at that time, and explained that the coffin was Wang Zhengjun, and Wang Zhengjun was the daughter of Liu He and Shangguan Dandan.

"What?" Su Mei's thoughts changed sharply after being disturbed by Li Hongfang's shocking revelation. How reliable is this matter?Of course Su Mei already knew that Liu He was Liu Chang'an, so it was really possible for him to do such a thing!
"Liu He reigned for 27 days and had more than 1000 crimes. If he was such an absurd emperor, why would Huo Guang abolish him? Change to a wise and mighty emperor, and come up and destroy his Huo family? Later, when Emperor Xuan came to power, he would really be destroyed. The Huo family."

Li Hongfang naturally has some research on history, substituting the era at that time, combining the ideological characteristics of the time, the behavior styles of various characters, and choosing human nature as the basic starting point for analyzing problems, and discussing with Su Mei.

"What evidence do you have?" Su Mei has lived for so long, but she didn't spend her energy and time on historical research... That is not important to her. She is concerned about technology and the future of mankind, and now she is thinking about it in her mind I read the historical classics and documents that I memorized in bits and pieces, but I couldn't cite the classics to refute Li Hongfang's statement.

"Of course there is no clear record in the history books. Even if there is a record, it is difficult to pass it down. If you hear a little bit of wind, the court can kill people. But we can also find some clues, that is, among Liu He's crimes, one is that he played The Empress Dowager’s pony carriage. Think about it carefully, as an emperor, does he need to worry about a pony carriage? This is an allusion.”

"There is a folk saying that a father-in-law can't sit on the daughter-in-law's bed. Sitting on the daughter-in-law's bed is equivalent to wanting to get on the daughter-in-law's bed. Liu He wanted to play with the queen mother's pony carriage, but in fact he wanted to play with the queen mother. Not only did he think about it, but he actually did it. This is absolutely intolerable to all the bosses. In the second year after Liu He was deposed, the queen mother gave birth to Wang Zhengjun, which opened the prelude to the Wang family's usurpation..."

Li Hongfang couldn't help but lamented, "Wang's family is written in history, but it is still Liu's blood...Wang Mang has been accused of usurping the Han Dynasty for 2000 years, but he was just complaining for his grandfather Liu He. You took my grandfather's throne, and I will take it back with my own hands!"

"Xiao Li, do you think I'm illiterate? Wang Mang is Wang Zhengjun's nephew." Su Mei frowned, but she didn't completely take what Li Hongfang said as nonsense.

She knew very well that it was very difficult for Liu Changan to leave an heir.

It's not that there is a problem with him, but that ordinary people simply don't have the qualifications and ability to conceive his offspring, but it just so happens that Shangguan Dandan seems to be much stronger than Su Mei who has given birth to Zhu Juntang.

From the level of life, perhaps Shangguan Dandan was born to match the existence of Liu Changan by adhering to the will of life on earth.

When Liu Changan was still Liu He, he and Shangguan Dandan left offspring, so it is really possible... Although from all the current signs, Zhu Juntang is Liu Changan's only offspring.

Liu Yu?Qin Yanan has been using various methods to form psychological hints to let everyone accept that she has also left a seed for Liu Changan, but what kind of offspring is a gestational sac, whether it will be born, and when it will be born is completely unknown.

Zhu Juntang is a typical example of this kind of psychological suggestion after being recruited. He is full of expectations for Liu Yuyi, hoping to have a younger sister like ordinary people to let her live the addiction of being an older sister. He wants to take Liu Yuyu to learn baa language. Cheng Yang went to play everywhere...and was tricked by her "good girlfriend" without knowing it.

Li Hongfang's analysis is not very trustworthy. The point is that Liu Chang'an would have left offspring long ago, and he would not be so rare for Zhu Juntang.

However, the question of whether there will be any descendants can be put aside for the time being. Liu Changan played with Shangguan Dandan's pony carriage back then, and this matter is probably settled.

Look at the stickiness between Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan now, the two of them are either holding hands, or Shangguan Dandan is holding Liu Changan's arm, and they also like to rub against him, crawling on his back and lying on their stomachs, Just walk a few steps and let him carry it on his back!

When Zhu Juntang was with Liu Changan, it was almost the same, but Zhu Juntang was his own daughter, why should Shangguan Dandan be so close?The key is that Liu Changan has never walked with Zhu Juntang on his back!

According to the report, every time Zhu Juntang climbed onto Liu Changan's back, it was because she tried to retaliate against Liu Changan after being cleaned up by him, biting and pulling him, or trying to crush his head with scissors.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that Shangguan Dandan is using the 2000-year-old relationship of "the empress dowager and the emperor" to blind others and hide the truth about what she had with Liu Chang'an.

"Wang Mang lost his father when he was young... With such a background, he was able to rely on the support of the Wang family and the Liu family to reach the position of a supreme minister step by step. Is it really only because of his acting?"

Li Hongfang didn't believe it at all, "Actually, it's not important... What we can confirm is that Shangguan Dandan's two empress seals, one was when she was the empress herself, and the other was Wang Zhengjun's. Except because The relationship between her and Wang Zhengjun, she keeps her daughter's jade seal as a memory, what other explanation can explain that she has two queen's seals?"

Su Mei raised her head, and the shiny tableware in front of her eyes reflected the light and shadow of Building No. [-] of Baolong Center behind her. She knew that Shangguan Dandan was playing with Zhu Juntang right now. Mei joined in, but Su Mei really wanted to send Zhu Juntang to Antarctica, and let her try to catch the sea there for fun.

Just thinking about it, if Zhu Juntang is really sent to Antarctica, her father will definitely be reluctant, maybe he will go there to play with her, then Su Mei's Antarctic base will probably become some kind of dinosaur amusement park, a breeding base for extraordinary life ——Xiaobai, Aurora, and Mrs. Carnstein may all have offspring with Liu Changan, and Zhu Juntang will definitely be happy to see it happen, and take the opportunity to provoke Gongdou.

"You said that Wang Zhengjun is the person in the coffin of the Han tomb... When Liu Changan brought Shangguan Dandan to see me yesterday, he mentioned that Shangguan Dandan sucked up the living dead in the Han tomb, so he is the Wang Zhengjun you mentioned. If she Shangguan Dandan and Liu He's daughter, Shangguan Dandan will suck her up?" Su Mei regained her senses and pointed out the doubts that Li Hongfang could not justify.

Li Hongfang's expression remained unchanged. Even Brother Liu often has blind spots and misunderstandings caused by his thinking habits, so why not the third wife?
The role of Li Hongfang is to provide them with new ideas and perspectives to inspire them. This is why Brother Liu likes to take Li Hongfang to work and supports her to help the third wife analyze today.

"I also heard Brother Liu say that Shangguan Dandan sucked up Wang Zhengjun, but is this true? No one has ever seen it. Brother Liu often has unspeakable secrets, especially when facing Shangguan Dandan, he also has to help her hide some things. ..." Li Hongfang pondered for a while, then suddenly thought of a possibility, stretched out her fingers and shook her head vigorously, and raised her head excitedly.

Li Hongfang's words and deeds are always full of appeal, and Su Mei can't help being attracted by her. What shocking conclusion is she going to publish?

"Shangguan Dandan's so-called sucking Wang Zhengjun dry may just allow Wang Zhengjun to return to the mother's body. After all, Wang Zhengjun was a living dead at that time, which was obviously not a normal state. Shangguan Dandan wanted her to return to her stomach to conceive again... and Shangguan Tan Dan usually eats so much food, yes, she even sucked up water monkeys and so on, just to supplement nutrition for Wang Zhengjun's rebirth." Li Hongfang gradually ignored maintaining her appearance, and clapped her hands excitedly, it must be the case !

Su Mei's bright eyes reflected the lights of thousands of houses in the distance of the city, and she grasped the edge of the table tightly with her hands... As a scientific research expert, her reason told her that these things had no evidence at all, and Li Hongfang was just thinking wildly. But she really felt that there was something about Li Hongfang, and she really hit the point.

Li Hongfang probably didn't know that the birth of a super life requires the support of a strong mother body and an extraordinary supply of nutrients, but she could think that Wang Zhengjun needs to be supplemented with nutrition when re-conceived.

Returning to the mother's body, this is some fragments of information that Liu Changan only speculated yesterday.

What Li Hongfang really stirred up in Su Mei's heart was that Ye Sijin was reborn as Qin Yanan by Shangguan Dandan. It is really possible for Shangguan Dandan to repeat the old tricks and make Wang Zhengjun reborn—if this person is the second in history The taller woman is really the daughter of Shangguan Dandan and Liu He.

Could Qin Yanan be the conceived body carefully prepared by Shangguan Dandan?

Her so-called gestational sac has now become the rebirth of Wang Zhengjun?
This is one of the reasons why Shangguan Dandan gave Qin Yanan the "Empress's Seal"?After all, Qin Yanan also had to pay a lot.

Many times, people find that the truth does not require specific clues, what is lacking is just a thoughtful direction... Su Mei is silent, unable to decide whether to follow this direction to prove it.

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The water gun battle ended with the failure of Liu Zhou's coalition forces. Liu Chang'an was judged dead by Zhu Juntang and had to retreat to rest.

According to Zhu Juntang's provisional rules, those killed in battle cannot speak or move, and of course she cannot be arranged to study.

Liu Changan lay back on the beach chair, and really had no intention of moving. He just watched Yan Qingcheng, Zhu Juntang, and Zhou Dongdong play together, and he didn't urge Yan Qingcheng and Zhu Juntang to go to class.

Yan Qingcheng and Zhou Dongdong are really committed, while Zhu Juntang's ambition is obvious: as long as no one urges her, it is impossible for me to take the initiative to learn, and I have to pretend that there is no such thing as "learning" at all. The thing is, play calmly.

Zhou Dongdong lay on the beach and asked Yan Qingcheng and Zhu Juntang to bury sand on her body. From time to time, she raised her head slightly to see the progress of being buried in the sand, looking forward to waiting for sister Xia Xiaotang to write a piece of "Sun Wukong Monument to Children" on top of her head.

This is a game she thought up by herself, Liu Changan is used to it, and things that Zhou Dongdong thinks up to play always exude a feeling that complements her temperament.

Accompanied by Jin Xiaomei and Hu Muzhi, Shangguan Dandan tried to control the seafood merchant's electronic scale, thinking about how to adjust the price of seafood to be higher, so that she would gain more when she catches the sea.

Hard-working and thrifty, the queen mother always lives a shrewd life. Instead of catching more seafood by labor, she secretly adjusts the settings of electronic scales to increase her income. Is there a problem?
Not at all, if there is, then get rid of whoever raised the issue.

Qin Yanan was very relieved that Jin Xiaomei and Hu Muzhi accompanied Shangguan Dandan. It was said that in Shangguan Dandan's eyes, Jin Xiaomei was a robot, and the traditional queen mother would not accept a robot as her daughter-in-law, and Hu Muzhi was not the type that his brother liked at all, right?The body is muscular and curvy, good-looking is good-looking, but it's just a look. There should be very few men who can accept this kind of "Street Fighter" Chunli, a female fighter.

So she walked up to Liu Changan and sat down, and calmly helped him unbutton his jacket, gently stroked the water stains on his chest and abdomen with her palms, and asked with concern: "Do you want me to take you with me?" Go change your clothes? Isn't it uncomfortable to wear wet clothes?"

"It's okay. In the past, the three of us, brothers and sisters, used to go to Yuantouzhu to escape the summer heat. We lived in the garden of the Qin family. We went boating on the lake. The sky, cloud shadows, flower branches, and lotus leaves were so beautiful. When we got excited, we jumped into the water and splashed water. Playing, you often sit on the boat and watch me catch fish and dig lotus roots in the lake, and your body is so wet." Liu Changan looked at Qin Yanan softly.

Qin Yanan and Ye Sijin, originally only had some differences in temperament and his feelings, but after watching them a lot, they felt that there were very few differences, it was nothing more than a more plump body now, this is a new country where life is easy and leisure, there is no home country After worrying about big things, Ye Sijin will also change.

"No wonder Mr. Qin took me to Yuantouzhu to escape the summer heat when I was young. He always watched me remembering something, and laughed softly from time to time, probably because he remembered the past... The health doctor forbade him to laugh too loudly, saying that it would hurt his body. "The corners of Qin Yanan's mouth curled up slightly.

"The Qin family's garden is now probably a hotel transformed into a scenic spot, a scenic spot? I remember that the lunch we ordered on the boat was from the Yingbinlou restaurant... I wonder if there is still a Yingbinlou?" Liu Changan Asked sideways, since Qin Yanan has been there, he should know about it.

"Yes, but it's hard to say if it's the inheritance from back then."

"I remember that the dishes I often ordered were shark's fin with crabmeat, crispy whole duck, chicken and rapeseed heart, mandarin fish with squirrel, etc... Your favorite food at that time was shark's fin with crabmeat. You had to choose live crabs in clear water early in the morning and peel the butter Crab meat, then take the top-quality shark’s fin and cook it with fresh crucian carp soup over a low heat. The shark’s fin absorbs enough soup and then put it into crab butter to cook. Later, when he came to Wuxi with a bald head, he also likes to eat this dish, but he eats it. , still praised as the best in the world." Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, some people have little knowledge, but always like to comment on this or that as the best in the world, and Qianlong seems to be such a person.

"I also like to eat now." Qin Yanan gently inserted his fingers into his hair, pinched his white and tender fingers slightly, and squeezed out the remaining water in the hair, with tenderness in his brows and eyes, "At that time, I probably only Know how to eat, now I can make it for you to eat. I will prepare the ingredients and call you to come over to taste the craft some other day."

Liu Chang'an nodded comfortably, Qin Yanan's fingers seemed to have magical powers, gently scratching the scalp was much more comfortable than Shangguan Dandan's reaching out and scratching at the top of other people's heads.

Shangguan patted his head lightly, often making people feel that she just wanted to mess up Liu Changan's hair like a chicken coop.

Seeing that he closed his eyes, Qin Yanan reached out and put his arms around his neck, so that he could rest next to her more enjoyably. Who can refuse a gentle township, a white jade pillow, and a beautiful woman?

Liu Changan moved away with a smile. Qin Yanan was much bolder than Yan Qingcheng. Although he didn't choose a three-point bikini, the swimsuit with high waist, high slits and low collar is already the ultimate stunner in the world.

Every time I see Qin Yanan's figure, it is probably the adolescent boy who discovered the adult study materials his parents hid at home, saw the beautiful scenery in the collar of his deskmate for the first time, and the girl he liked was picked up by the wind while running. The hem of her skirt, and you are just behind her... Feelings like this are absolutely unsettling.

Of course there are very few such pure boys nowadays, often before they have the practical ability, they have already learned enough pornographic words through various pictures, videos and online novels, and are good at telling the truth The idioms of the classics have been changed so that they cannot be seen directly.

Liu Changan is not so pure, but Zhu Juntang and Yan Qingcheng are both there, so what does he look like sticking to Qin Yanan?
The elders are generally decent people in front of the children.

Qin Yanan glared at him angrily, then straightened her waist, leaned back on the beach chair with her chest out, crossed her legs together, bent her wrist and handed a piece of sunscreen to Liu Changan, her eyes As shy as pulse spring scenery water color.

"There is a sea in my heart, where is the Maldives?" Liu Changan couldn't understand her mysterious operation.

"With the sun in my heart, the sun will shine everywhere." Qin Yanan explained accurately.

Liu Chang'an didn't play with her like this, it was obviously in the indoor swimming pool, he put sunscreen on her here, others thought he was a pervert.

He walked to the white sandy beach, reaching out his hand to pull out Zhou Dongdong who was buried like an Egyptian pharaoh.

Zhou Dongdong was shocked and tried to struggle, but his hands and feet were buried in the sand and he couldn't move. When he could move his hands and feet, he was pulled out by Liu Changan. She was going to lie here forever. Dumped!
"I have to wait until the white dragon horse transformed by sister Xiaotang passes by and help me take down the monument to the little friend Monkey King, so that I can resurrect and fight monsters with her." Just as Liu Changan put down Zhou Dongdong, she tried to lie back on the round body In the bunker.

"I'm going to grill and eat the crab." Liu Chang'an walked towards the giant crab that was still lying on the reef.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly got up from the sandpit, flicked his hands and followed Liu Changan's buttocks, jumping up and down, she was just a child who hadn't grown up, Monkey King, the most important thing was to eat more and grow up quickly. Let sister Xiaotang do the monster thing by herself.
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