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Chapter 1059 Three People, Three Days, Three Buckets of Water, Nine People, Nine Days, and Nine Buckets of Water
In Zhu Juntang's kitchen, Liu Chang'an handled the giant crabs with a handy tool.

This kind of crab looks huge, but it is a serious crab like emperor crab, mansion crab, portunus and so on. Except for the longer legs, the internal structure is basically the same. Lose.

Liu Changan was planning to grill some of the crab legs on the steamer, but found that a pair of the longest crab legs were missing.

Zhou Dongdong's yelling came from behind, and when she looked back, she found that she was waving the pair of crab legs indiscriminately, thinking she was very majestic.

"You have become the Crab General again, haven't you?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhou Dongdong nodded repeatedly, threw the crab legs back and forth, and fell to the ground with a stagger. In order not to lose the majesty of the general crab, he quickly got up, "Sister Xiaotang said that she is the Dragon King, and you can make me a shrimp... ...shrimp and crab soldiers!"

"Shrimp soldiers and crab generals." Liu Changan took the opportunity to provoke the relationship between the two stupid children, "Shrimp soldiers and crab generals are not good at all, which means that she doesn't really want to make you a general. And what kind of dragon king is she?"

Baelong, who can only bleat, is absolutely not qualified to become the Dragon King, just like Liu Changan, she cannot be the sect master, and because of him, she cannot become the Dragon King either.

"I'm amazing! Do you dare to compete with me..." Zhou Dongdong looked at the crab leg in his hand and believed in himself.And he decided that he was so majestic, if he was defeated later, he wouldn't roll around on the ground.

Liu Changan frowned, Zhou Dongdong was a little floating today, but the problem is that her weight is also floating?It's really a worldly thing, there are no surprises.

Liu Changan liked to hit Zhou Shuling the most. Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan became confident, so they also picked up two crab legs and rushed over to beat the general crab to pieces. While she was lying on the floor howling in defeat, After capturing her weapons, put them in the steamer and turn the fire to low.

Zhou Dongdong lay on the ground for a while, and gradually accepted the fact that he was defeated by Brother Chang'an again. He got up and wiped his nose and walked to the kitchen counter. Make crab legs delicious.

"Sun Wukong will eat the golden cudgel when he is hungry." Zhou Dongdong explained that he would eat the weapon later, and there was no reason for the problem.

"Then after Sun Wukong ate the golden cudgel, what should he do if he encounters a monster?" Liu Changan asked with concern. He was not familiar with Sun Wukong, and he was not a child Sun Wukong, so naturally he didn't know how to deal with these situations.

"He can pull it out of his ass."

"After beating the monsters, if he is hungry again, can he eat the golden cudgel he pulled out from his ass?"

"Monkey King doesn't know how to eat shit!"

"I didn't say he ate."

"Then when are we going to eat that stinky shit-like fish again?"

"The mandarin fish is fattening now, so I will make it for you to eat some other day."

Zhou Dongdong nodded, stretched out his arms to hug his thigh and leaned sideways, looked up at Brother Chang'an in a daze, actually Zhou Dongdong's favorite hero was not Monkey King, but him.

Because if one day Zhou Dongdong is captured by a monster, Monkey King may not come to rescue Zhou Dongdong, but Brother Changan will definitely.

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After eating giant crabs and other seafood caught by the sea hunters at night, Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong back under his arm.

After Zhou Shuling closed the shop, she joined everyone. Liu Changan packed her baked crab legs with egg yolk and some crab paste mixed with crab meat, and packed them in a beautiful white porcelain lunch box with a gold inlaid jade top, which looked very appetizing.

"Enough playing and eating, Yan Qingcheng went to make up lessons for Zhu Juntang. Even Zhu Juntang has to make up lessons until midnight today, and I plan to give you a quiz to stimulate your brain cells." Liu Chang'an said that these people's brains are not very good, or they don't like to use their brains very much.

Qin Yanan is also there, and it is said that tonight he will chat with Shangguan Dandan about history and culture... Liu Changan always feels that this is not the case, but it is impossible to drive her away, right?

Then Qin Yanan belongs to the type of acting a pregnant woman to act out her brain abnormally, and it needs to stimulate the normal operation of brain cells.

"Let's eat roasted brains later!" Zhou Dongdong tilted his head and said expectantly under Liu Changan's armpit. He thought he was going to eat roasted naizi, or roasted children's brains. Dongdong has no brains, so Zhou Dongdong is relieved, no longer afraid of his brain being roasted and eaten by others.

"Roast your brain and eat it." Liu Changan was not surprised that Zhou Dongdong understood the irrelevant meaning from his words. He just reached out and touched her stomach, very suspicious of Zhou Dongdong's words. The brain grows in the stomach, so it is natural to understand the meaning related to "eating" from various conversations.

"Have I lost my mind again?"

"Stupid boy, of course you have a brain, but it's just not very good." Zhou Shuling said angrily. Fortunately, her mother has a better brain and can always take care of her to grow up. It doesn't matter if she is a little stupid.

Idiots have stupid blessings... Zhou Shuling glanced at Liu Changan, the corners of her mouth slightly curled up. She summed up the truth of life from Zhou Dongdong's encounter with Liu Changan.

"It works! It works! It works!"

"Hurry up and come up with the questions." Qin Yanan urged, she also wanted to test her brainpower.

As the saying goes, it takes three years to conceive a fool. This sentence has a certain basis in fact. What Qin Yanan is worried about is that her pregnancy process is extraordinary, so she must pay special attention to supplementing nutrition so that the normal functioning of the brain can be fully motivated, otherwise It is very likely that pregnant women will consume more brain power than the average pregnant woman, resulting in a situation such as 30 years of being stupid for one pregnancy.

30 years... In these 30 years of mental retardation, how can I fight other little foxy wombs?I'm afraid that when the time comes, I will be squeezed out to a cold palace that is colder than Antarctica.

Shangguan remained calm, and quietly stretched out half of his palm from his sleeve pocket, so that when Liu Changan posed a question, she could raise her hand to answer the question faster than others and seize the opportunity.

"Three people drink three barrels of water in three days, may I ask how many barrels of water nine people drink in nine days?" Liu Changan asked the question.

Shangguan Dandan immediately raised his hand, and at the same time raised his hand even higher with bouncing jumps, attracting the idea of ​​the questioner.

Both Qin Yanan and Zhou Shuling wanted to answer, but seeing Shangguan Dandan raising her hand to answer, they couldn't answer the question without blurting out their mouths.

"You said."

"Seven of these nine people are Yaya, Xiaoling, Anhui, Xiaofang, Xiao Zhongqing, the wicked woman, and An Nuan. They started a fierce palace fight over the distribution of water, and Xiaotang was dismissed by everyone for sowing discord. After I found out, I spit everywhere and tried to pollute all the water so that everyone had no water to drink. Fortunately, I was in charge of the overall situation. Finally, we dug a well outside everyone's room, which can drink water and be a shock Disobedient court ladies and eunuchs."

After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, she nodded in satisfaction. The queen mother's answer is naturally the standard answer. I hope the speaker is interested, and the listener is also interested. From this, I can learn the true meaning that the harem must live in harmony.

Liu Changan's eyebrows twitched, what kind of answer is this!This kind of game should exclude Shangguan Dandan at all. She has nothing to do all day long, idles around, never studies, and may not even know what the word "answering questions" means.

Qin Yanan was secretly happy, her name was ranked first, while An Nuan was ranked last, as for Su Mei, it was probably because of Zhu Juntang's relationship that she was able to rank second to last, and she had a code name like "Evil Wife".

But among these seven people, four are in a group, and Zhu Juntang, who has to be taken seriously, is added. This group of people is too powerful, even if you add Yan Qingcheng and Yan Huaye, you still have some power. Shan Libo... At present, neither Yan Huaye nor Yan Qingcheng has been included in the harem category by Shangguan Dandan, so there is a long way to go.

"Digging wells is very expensive, we can dig a few fewer wells." Zhou Shuling was thinking about more realistic issues, "But we can bring in mountain spring water to boil water for Dandan. Dandan, you know, use mountain spring water to soak Tea or something, especially delicious!"

"What Xiaoling said makes sense." Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction, as expected of her daughter-in-law handpicked by the Empress Dowager, she is as thrifty as the Empress Dowager, able to live a shrewd life.

The corners of Qin Yanan's mouth curled up slightly, Zhou Shuling was quite good at talking, but what everyone paid attention to was execution ability, Qin Yanan already had a plan in mind.

"You answer it." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling. He saw Qin Yanan's confident look, and knew that this kind of question could not be difficult for a graduate student, so he should use it to deal with Zhou Shuling.

"Nine buckets!" Zhou Shuling immediately answered confidently. Kindergarten children who are smart about this kind of question may know the answer, so how can it be rare for a little mother who once thought about tutoring Liu Changan's homework?
"Nine barrels?" This is an unsurprising answer, "How do you count?"

"Three people drink three buckets of water in three days, and nine people drink nine buckets of water in nine days. One person drinks one bucket a day, and nine people drink nine buckets of water in nine days." Zhou Shuling simply calculated by division.

"Don't help Zhou Dongdong do his homework in the future." Liu Changan had to stop Zhou Shuling from leading Zhou Dongdong to run in the opposite direction on the road of study.

"Why?" Zhou Shuling was aggrieved, did she do something wrong?In the past, he often asked questions, and she didn't know any of them, but this question is very simple, and she is still very confident.

"Zhou Dongdong...Forget it."

Liu Changan yelled Zhou Dongdong, she was hanging her hands and feet motionless, when she heard Brother Changan calling her to answer the question, she turned her head and looked at Liu Changan without saying a word, her eyes shone with a clear light, as if she could see through the Her bright pupils saw that her mind was filled with all kinds of shrimp, crab, seafood and aquatic products that she ate today.

"How much is it?" Zhou Shuling felt unconvinced and aggrieved.

“27桶。”秦雅南忍不住了，“用归一法计算，先算每人每天用几桶水，再乘以九人九天得到算式（3÷3÷3）*9*9=27。或者用倍比法，以3桶水作为一倍数，再乘以人的倍数和天的倍数3*（9÷3）*（9÷3）=27。”

This is a simple arithmetic problem, but it is more inclined to brain teasers. Like Zhou Shuling, she may not even know such simple arithmetic, but she is probably led astray by the confusing nature of brain teasers.

"So that's how it is." Zhou Shuling was a little admiring. As expected of a teacher at Shonan University, she was as good as Professor Liu. Zhou Shuling made up her mind that she and Zhou Dongdong had to be admitted to Shonan University.

"Ya Ya is also a virtuous wife. In the future, when my business grows, I can hand it over to Ya Ya for help. After all, I have to worry about too many things every day, and I often feel physically and mentally exhausted, and the calculations take a lot of energy..." Shangguan Dandan was also very satisfied with Qin Yanan's outstanding performance.

If Zhu Juntang was there, he would probably understand the deep meaning of the Empress Dowager's arrangement for everyone to dig a well outside the door: all the wells lead to the Dragon Palace, which means that the evil dragons in the Dragon Palace can choose a well to drill out every day. Fortunately, his woman.

"Can your business grow big?" Liu Chang'an was very skeptical. Shangguan Dandan had lost her enthusiasm for her self-service vending machine to enter the world's top [-] business. The new focus was on stealing subway ticket vending machines to sell tickets and steal fire. The flamingo cruise ship is placed in the swimming pool of Zhujuntang to develop tourism.

Or are you still secretly playing with the bank?Anyway, when passing by a bank just now, Liu Changan noticed that Shangguan was staring at the ATM machine without taking his eyes off it.

Liu Chang'an couldn't help feeling a little emotional. In the new era, he was still making positive contributions to the stability and harmony of the society. He paid attention to Shangguan Dandan every day to prevent her from doing evil things, which was serving the country and the people.

"I've already discussed with Xiaotang today, and I'm going to start a business partnership." Shangguan said confidently. She and Zhu Juntang teamed up. As long as Liu Chang'an doesn't come to make trouble, they are basically invincible in the world, and the daily income of ten thousand gold is only in the fingers. The degree of leakage of soup and water.

"Bring Zhou Dongdong, and you will be even more invincible." Liu Changan pointed to the child under his armpit. This human cub could be seen to be with some kind of bird or beast cub. Referring to Zhou Shuling, "Let her be your accountant."

Everyone rejoiced and didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

"I can also help with suggestions." Qin Yanan naturally wants to actively participate in it, let alone whether the business has prospects and feasibility, anyway, the most unacceptable thing for a woman is that the people around her form a small circle, and she is not accepted into it .

Although they haven't written their horoscope yet, and they haven't even thought about doing any kind of business, it doesn't affect their enthusiasm for expressing their opinions-Liu Chang'an, who never thought about participating, was actively rejected by Shangguan Dandan. When the business grows bigger, Liu Changan will be jealous and have to hand over financial power, bank cards, WeChat Alipay and Q coins.

There was a coolness in the night wind, only the creatures under the armpits were slightly warm because of the rich fat content.

Back home, Zhou Shuling wanted to invite everyone to drink her newly prepared mixed juice. Liu Changan considered that many fruits in this season have not yet been on the market in large quantities, such as watermelons, cherries, red bayberry, etc. at home are still expensive, so he put the Zhou Shuling pressed on the sofa, and asked her to eat the packed seafood first because it was cold and it would not taste good. He went to the kitchen to prepare juice.

Qin Yanan glanced at his brother's back, smiled slightly, took Shangguan Dandan's arm, and whispered intimately, the last time he stayed here overnight, he gave Dandan a self-service vending machine, and Dandan read "Butterfly Love Flower" ·Fengqiwu".

But now what Qin Yanan thinks of is Li Qingzhao's "Reminiscence of Blowing Xiao on the Phoenix Terrace·Xiang Leng Jin Ni", because the first sentence of this poem is "Xiang Leng Jin Ni, who was turned into a red wave, gets up and combs her hair lazily", Like "Butterfly Love Flower·Feng Qiwu", there is the word "turned into a red wave"... It's just that Qin Yanan's mood is different from the loneliness and coldness in Li Qingzhao's poems.
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