I'm really immortal

Chapter 1073 Zhou Dongdong's blood bar and the little wife's pestle
Zhou Dongdong is a witty little friend, so he was a little suspicious. Brother Chang'an didn't let her play games early in the morning, and said some weird things next to her, in fact, he wanted her to be helpful.

But Zhou Dongdong is also a brave kid at the same time. A brave kid has a strong curiosity and a desire to explore the unknown, so he raised his hand and touched the top of his head to see if he could touch his blood.

"You can't touch the health bar." Liu Changan pointed to her game screen, "Look at the villain in your game. When he walks around, the health bar is always on the top of his head. When he jumps up, the blood bar It has also increased, and it still can't touch the blood bar."

So it is!Zhou Dongdong suddenly realized.

"Then how much blood do I have left on my health bar?" Zhou Dongdong was a little worried. If he was beaten every day, would his blood bar decrease a lot?The characters in the game will lose blood when they are beaten. Just when they fell to the bottom of the cliff, the whole blood bar disappeared in an instant, just like sometimes after Zhou Dongdong was beaten, the whole child felt so painful that he could not move .

"Every time you are beaten, you lose a little blood, but because you eat a lot, you make it up again, and now you are still full of blood." Liu Changan took the opportunity to teach: "You are already full of blood, when you eat breakfast, you will lose some blood. You only need to lick the bones of the salted duck. After all, you also know that replenishing blood when it is full of blood is a waste. Didn’t the teacher teach you that children can’t waste food?”

Zhou Dongdong slid down from the sofa in shock. Could it be that her mother beat Zhou Dongdong every day in order to make her lose a little blood so that she could have a good meal?

Then I will have to be beaten once later, otherwise I can only lick the bones of the salted duck.

"In addition to the blood bar, we also have a bar showing intelligence. The smarter the person, the longer the intelligence bar." Liu Changan put down the vegetables in his hand, opened his hands and raised them to gesture, indicating that his intelligence bar is so long.

Zhou Dongdong also got up and raised his hands high, looking up at the intelligence bar that he couldn't see, "Then my intelligence bar is as long as the Great Wall?"

"Why don't you say that yours can circle the equator?" Liu Changan admired her self-confidence... No, to be more precise, she admired her state of mind that was so firm and stable despite being repeatedly hit by reality, without wavering The ground is the same as her awe-inspiring posture in the eighteenth-level typhoon.

"Of course it's late to go around!"

"The equator... Forget it. I mean, according to my observation, your intelligence bar is showing a negative number now."

"What is a negative number?"

"It's smaller than 0, your intelligence bar has been lost, and you have no intelligence."

"Why?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Chang'an in disbelief. How could a brave and witty kid lose his intelligence?Couldn't she say that she was a witty and brave child in the future, and she became a witty and brave child...but the brave child is not impressive anymore.

"Every time you take the last test, the intelligence bar will drop a little bit. Every time you do something stupid, the intelligence bar will drop a little bit. If you play too many games, you always play mobile phones and tablets, and your intelligence bar will drop a little bit. If you don't do homework If you don’t memorize poems, you will forget what you learned in get out of class after class, and your intelligence will drop a little.” Liu Changan stretched out his finger and gestured, “Look, can you not buckle it?”

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment, raised his head and opened his mouth, looked at his invisible negative intelligence bar, burst into tears, and rushed home to find Zhou Shuling: "Mom...Mom, I have no intelligence..."

Liu Changan was in a happy mood, picked up the dishes on the table, and prepared to wash the mandarin fish, half of it was braised in soy sauce, and the other half was used to make stinky mandarin fish for Zhou Dongdong to eat. She never forgot the feeling like eating shit.

To sum up, I successfully reversed Shangguan Dandan early in the morning, and taught Zhou Dongdong to play less electronic products and games. As long as I drive Zhu Juntang to school later, it is basically a perfect day, and I will meet you again at other times. If something goes wrong, I don't care much about it.

He chopped off the beaks and wing tips of three ducks in sauce, peeled off the main skeleton, and then tore them into small pieces and piled them into a bowl. When he was about to make another boiled chili preserved egg, Zhou Shuling came to the kitchen and beat him several times.

"If you tease her early in the morning, she will bother me. I'm studying in the morning." Zhou Shuling felt that she had gradually found the feeling of learning. When she was a child, she often heard the teacher say that the day's plan is in the morning, and the morning is suitable for studying when.

It rained last night, and it was a little cold when I woke up in the morning. Probably because there was too much water in the air, Zhou Shuling felt that the bed was also wet. When I got up in the morning, I hurriedly changed my underwear and sheets, and then I hurriedly read the book to dilute it. The heart seems to be the meaning of spring that germinates with the rainwater seeping into the soil.

"You are a ballsy." Liu Changan said with a pun, not only teasing her for always following Shangguan Dandan to do things about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but also showing that he is not optimistic about her study prospects.

"I want to be admitted to Hunan University with Dongdong. Just like those parents who go to college with their children in the news, others can do it, so can I... I will definitely be able to do it if I work hard." Zhou Shuling said confidently. His academic performance seems to be very good, at least much better than Zhou Dongdong, and he has never been in the bottom ten of his class.

"I told you a long time ago that if you can be admitted to Hunan University, I will eat all the furniture and electrical appliances at home." Liu Chang'an didn't believe it at all. If Zhou Dongdong really couldn't get into the university, he would always think Find a way, donate money and materials, or use special sports and art achievements... As for Zhou Shuling, the college entrance examination is purely a matter of feelings, so of course she has to work hard to make sense.

It doesn't matter if she doesn't pass the exam, anyway, her life depends on something.

Zhou Shuling thumped him a few more times angrily. Feeling the firm muscles in his arm, he couldn't help but see his usual shirtless appearance in his mind, so he thumped him more and more lightly. Then, his fingers gradually became weak when pinching the edge of his sleeve, and he put down his hand. , fingers interlaced and pinched...

"By the way, your intelligence is also negative. If you don't believe me, take a look at your intelligence bar." Liu Changan said while removing the heads and seeds from the green peppers.

Zhou Shuling was a little distracted, and subconsciously looked at the top of her head following the movement of his head up, and immediately reacted, and said angrily: "It's disgusting... I heard that if you always say that a person is fat, she will really Get fat. Dongdong and I... No, I mean Dongdong's studies are not good, is it because we often talk about her?"

"You got the cause and effect wrong. Not to mention teaching students in accordance with their aptitude. Some children are sensitive and think too much. When educating, you must pay special attention to wording, tone and all aspects. Zhou Dongdong is an insensitive type, which is a big A heart is also necessary to become a great weapon, but at the same time, if you don't talk about her, she will not realize her shortcomings and deficiencies at all." Liu Chang'an explained, and also taught Zhou Shuling the basics of parenting.

So it is!Zhou Shuling suddenly realized.

"Is Xiaotang also an insensitive type?" Zhou Shuling is also very familiar with Zhu Juntang now, and she no longer politely calls "Miss Zhu" and the like. She has a good impression of Zhu Juntang, but she also knows that Zhu Juntang has What Shi Shi did was even more incomprehensible than what Zhou Dongdong did.

"Her? She is the type who deserves a beating." Liu Changan became angry as he spoke.

"puff……"

Seeing Zhou Shuling's smiling flowers trembling, the warm body fragrance of the little woman in the morning, in the cool air after the rain, lingering one by one, it seems that her body is as warm as her breath Can warm the heart.

"Did you have a dream last night?" Even though Liu Chang'an did not see Zhou Shuling in the dream last night, it was almost impossible for Shangguan Dandan to recognize and favor Zhou Shuling and miss her most beloved daughter-in-law.

It is very likely that Zhou Shuling also had a dream, but Liu Changan did not perceive it, just like Qin Yanan's dream last night was different from what Liu Changan perceived.

"Ah...how do you...how do you know?" Zhou Shuling's eyes, like the reflection of a lake, were full of panic, and she pressed the hem of the red woolen skirt with both hands, as if she was trying to hide something, but she just seemed to be helpless. 300 taels of silver.

Liu Changan shook his head, but he didn't ask her what dream she was having... A girl in her 20s, Xiao Nan, is confident enough to want a toy, let alone a daughter-in-law who is one year older than Miss Xiao Nan?
In the dream, Zhou Shuling can do whatever she wants, and she can get whatever she wants. Liu Chang'an has no objection, such a warm, caring and pitiful little daughter-in-law is not just favored by Shangguan Dandan.

"I made chili preserved eggs this morning. Where's the bowl?" Liu Changan scratched her head with a smile, and motioned her to look for it. Instead, he entered the kitchen a little less than she did, and put some things in the place she was used to. location.

Zhou Shuling quickly squatted down, stooped to search in the cupboard, and took out the pestle hewn out of a whole piece of natural bluestone. The pestle was really... so strange-looking!Why didn't I feel like this before.

Zhou Shuling shook her head hastily, while peeking at Liu Changan, he couldn't possibly know what dream he was having... But he was a little suspicious that Liu Changan always knew everything, if he guessed what dream he was having, it didn't seem to be the case. impossible.

"To make preserved chili eggs, you need to remove all the seeds from the green peppers. When frying, you must put more oil, otherwise the skin of the green peppers will be burnt and the inside will not be cooked." Liu Changan picked up the pestle and looked at it, and stuffed it into Zhou Shuling. hand, "You wash it and scrub it clean."

Zhou Shuling was holding the pestle, but suddenly, as if she had been scalded, she pushed Liu Changan with a red face, and ran out of the kitchen.

Liu Changan watched Zhou Shuling run away, her back was like the willow branches dancing in the spring breeze, and then looked at the pestle that fell on the ground, did this little daughter-in-law dream about the pestle last night... This, it can be played for fun look.
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