I'm really immortal

Chapter 1074 I just went to sleep forever
Zhou Shuling left the kitchen, so Liu Chang'an had to do it himself, cleaning the bowl and pestle carefully.

Leibo are mostly found at the junctions of Hunan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Guangxi, Hubei, Jiangxi and other places. It is amazing that these provinces are indeed used more at the junctions, while other places are relatively less.

It is almost exactly the same as the garlic mortar commonly used in the north and the mortar used in traditional Chinese medicine stores, and its functions are also completely similar, but if it is said to be the same thing, it seems to be a little different.

For example, the pestle of the bowl is generally longer than the garlic hammer of the garlic mortar... It does not imply that the southerners use longer than the northerners.

Mix the fried peppers, preserved eggs and minced garlic with soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, add a little salt and mash the steamed eggplant, and it becomes a spicy and not greasy preserved pepper egg, especially with rice Appetizer.

The bloody Zhou Dongdong led Lu Sien into the kitchen, licking his lips while staring at the chopped salted duck on the plate.

She has been beaten today, and she is not full of blood. She can eat a lot of salted duck instead of licking the leftover duck bones.

"Brother Chang'an, do you see that my health bar has dropped a little?" Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth wide after he finished speaking, because Brother Chang'an stuffed the preserved egg whites left over from making chili preserved eggs.

"Well, it's dropped a little bit. It's like eating as long as you are seventy percent full, and the blood bar doesn't have to be full." Liu Changan looked at it seriously, and told her the real-time status of the blood bar.

Zhou Dongdong chewed the preserved eggs with peace of mind. She only heard that the blood bar had dropped a little. As for the words that you only need to be [-]% full for a meal, Zhou Dongdong didn't know what it meant.

Liu Changan fed the preserved egg yolk to Lu Sien again, and Lu Sien liked to go into the kitchen, because when Zhou Shuling was in the kitchen, he would feed Lu Sien while cooking, which made this very mighty and majestic Rottweiler, which is no longer visible. It has the characteristics of a Rottweiler, more like a fat black tiger, a black blind man or something like that.

It's just that it obviously didn't realize this. Every time it went to pick up Zhou Dongdong and arrived outside the school ahead of time, it still hid behind the green belt, but its enlarged size couldn't really hide, but it was more eye-catching, always attracting passers-by Lean over to see what is nesting there.

Fortunately, the school guards and teachers all know that this is the dog that picks up Zhou Dongdong. It is often thrown by elementary school students, and it just walks away sullenly. It never barks or makes threats. When passers-by provoke it, it will help To dissuade, pet the dog's head to comfort it.

Lu Sien swallowed the preserved egg yolk in one gulp, and stuck out his tongue to lick Liu Changan's ass. Liu Changan suddenly remembered Lu Sien's appearance in the dream, and looked at its smooth fur and stubby limbs with a complicated expression... He didn't intend to ask it if it had a dream last night. If the dog would remember the scene in the dream, would it feel disappointed because of the contrast between reality and dream?

"Zhou Dongdong, do you think there is something wrong with your mother? She beat you first, and then went downstairs to beat me." Liu Changan felt that she was a little too arrogant, she really hit everyone.

Shouldn't it be just one?

She thought that whoever was wrong could be hit, but in the end, both of them were hit, which made Liu Changan seem to be helping others.

"My mother fights with you during the day, too?" Zhou Dongdong stared at the salted duck in doubt, "Song Taozi said that her parents only fight at night."

Liu Changan felt that something was wrong, but there was no way to discuss this topic with Zhou Dongdong.

How about picking up Zhou Dongdong next time and reminding Song Taozi's mother when she meets her?

It's not easy to speak, and there is suspicion of molesting women from good families.

By the way, the correct way is to talk less to Zhou Dongdong, so Liu Changan took a sauced duck leg and blocked Zhou Dongdong's mouth.

Zhou Dongdong waved his hand, shaking his body like a tumbler swaying left and right. While biting the duck leg in his mouth, he understood that brother Chang'an felt embarrassed because he fought with his mother during the day.

When breakfast was ready, Shangguan Dandan pushed open the living room door, and appeared at the dining table on time with a big thermos.

She didn't open the thermos immediately to distribute breakfast to everyone, but waited until Zhou Shuling went downstairs, showing a little bit of hard work, and explained to Zhou Shuling: "Today I went to a place far away early in the morning to get a free phone call." The soy milk saves the money, energy and time of making breakfast. It allows you to devote more energy and time to your work or study, which is conducive to the long-term development of the family."

"It's still raining this morning!" Zhou Shuling looked out the window, quickly opened the lid of the pot, first poured a cup of soy milk for Shangguan Dandan to drink, and said a little embarrassedly: "I can't even get up, Liu Changan said let me sleep more." After sleeping for a while, he will come to make breakfast... I didn't expect you to be so diligent, Tandan, I think I'm really getting lazy."

"That's not true." Shangguan Dandan still agrees with his most beloved daughter-in-law. She is as hardworking and virtuous as himself. She is a traditional woman who lives a shrewd and frugal life. , I should also properly share a little housework, this is just something within my ability."

Liu Changan looked at this scene of "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law" being harmonious and warm, and he knew very well in his heart that Shangguan Dandan waited until Zhou Shuling came downstairs to start talking about her.

Because only Zhou Shuling will cheer her on here, and even Zhou Dongdong knows that Sister Tantan can't do any housework except boiling water.

Of course, Liu Chang'an wouldn't say anything. The Queen Mother gave you free soy milk early in the morning and came back to give you a drink. If you still want to beep, it would be a bit ignorant. He died 2000 years ago, but even today, after 2000 years, he can't give him death. Yes, but she will keep staring at you with majestic eyes, it's better not to provoke her.

In short, positive actions should be given positive feedback. Liu Changan specially drank two more cups of soy milk to show his appreciation.

"What is this?" Shangguan Dandan looked suspiciously at the preserved chili egg, this dish is not the color of a normal dish at all, it looks like a bunch of messy things that have been smashed and mixed together indiscriminately.

"Preserved chilli eggs are delicious, not something he used to frame you." Zhou Shuling assured her that even though Zhou Shuling had also tricked Shangguan Dandan into eating blood sausage, she was still very much trusted by Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan finally tasted it with peace of mind and nodded, the taste is not bad.

"This thing, does it look like..." The chili preserved egg was placed in the bowl, and the pestle was also placed in it. Shangguan Dandan pointed, but couldn't remember for a while, so he glanced at Zhou Shuling.

"Ah...no...it's just a pestle, it doesn't look like anything." Zhou Shuling said in a panic, why did she feel that she had a strange and messy dream last night, everyone seems to know her dream today The content of the words seems to have something to say.

"It's like a punishment we used to!" The head of the feudal ruling class, who used the people as the mustard, finally remembered, "Make a stone mortar that is a hundred times the size of this bowl, put sinners into it, and then use several people to drive it together. The huge wooden pestle was smashed and pounded in the mortar, and people screamed at the beginning, and the screams gradually became inaudible..."

"It's time to eat!" Liu Changan knocked on Shangguan Dandan's head. Is this something that can be talked about during breakfast, especially when eating preserved chili eggs?
Zhou Shuling breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Shangguan Dandan didn't say that Leichu was like Liu Chang'an, and Zhou Shuling was like a Leibo.

"From this, I came up with some inspiration for managing the harem." Shangguan Dandan touched his head with one hand to prevent Liu Changan from continuing to knock his head, and continued, "In the future, games can be played in the harem, making a huge, soft, comfortable, inner wall. Xiaoling, Yaya and others were thrown into the big bowl covered with quilts, and Liu Chang'an was used as a pestle, tied with my hair and thrown into it to smash..."

"Touch...Touch...I'll let you talk!" Liu Changan took chopsticks and beat Shangguan Dandan's head, "If you don't eat well, you'll just talk nonsense!"

Shangguan Dandan yelled "Yeah" a few times to dodge, and simply sat down next to Zhou Shuling. He didn't take Liu Changan's strong opposition seriously. Men are like this.

This plan was so clever that Shangguan Dandan decided to consult with Zhu Juntang to formulate and implement such a plan, and Zhu Juntang's enthusiasm was so high that he could take off on the spot.

(Residual blood Zhou Dongdong did not have a sense of presence during the entire breakfast period while earnestly replenishing blood)
After breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien went to school, and Shangguan Dandan wandered around the community as usual, planning to discuss with her friends whether to play cards in Aunt Xie's canteen today, or to look for new places to collect resources.

Liu Chang'an and Zhou Shuling walked towards Baolong Center together. The short distance made Zhou Shuling's mouth slightly curled up. It's just that the cool morning breeze today has more pink and green pink colors, staining her fair and soft cheeks. superior.

The gentle and charming expression of the little woman made the neighbors in the neighborhood sigh with emotion. How did the proprietress of the early morning stall last year become so seductive?
At the beginning, seeing her running a breakfast stall and brushing her hair from time to time, she also had some virtuous and charming temperament unique to traditional women from a good family, but now there is more moist and softness, which makes people who have known her for a long time feel a little moved I can't open my eyes anymore.

The two separated downstairs in Baolong Center, and Liu Changan still had to catch Zhu Juntang to attend class.

Don't look at her promise in the dream last night, but Zhu Juntang may use it as a "dream talk" as an excuse to quibble for some reasons for skipping classes.

Of course, there is no reason to talk to Zhu Juntang, she is full of nonsense when she speaks, as long as she is sent to class directly, there is no need to say a word.

"Miss San hasn't woken up yet." Seeing Liu Chang'an, Zhong Qing hesitated a little, then looked at him as usual, but there was some unclear amorous feelings in the depths of her eyes.

"Haven't woken up yet?"

"Well, I've been talking in my sleep, I don't know what's going on, and I can't wake up." Zhongqing continued to report.
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