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Chapter 236 Mobile phone for coffin (2 in 1)

When Liu Changan came to the carriage, he didn't say anything, but continued to tell the story of "Shading the Sky".

This time, he spoke for a long time without pausing. He waited for a key rhythm before stopping, and went back to make a pot of tea in his hand.

Back in the carriage, Liu Changan drank a few sips of hot tea, and then continued: "Speaking of which, the actions of the protagonist's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman have shown various details that she cannot match the protagonist. Like you The ancients are different. In the novels we read today, to become a heroine, the most important thing is to make readers feel that she has the attributes, background, and cuteness that match the protagonist. The most important thing is not to stimulate readers' self-esteem and The disgust of pride, otherwise it will be difficult to clean up."

"In fact, this is due to the natural influence of cultural roots. If you read the "Book of Songs" carefully, you will find that the matching of men and women is very good. Girls match cunning children, mature women match auspicious men, poor women match common people, women match strong men, A lady matches a gentleman, and this well-behaved match is written in a simple, luxurious, elegant and charming way. It writes about the world of sensuality, keeping sorrow but not hurting, and the elegant rhyme of sex but not lewd... Well, in fact, it is not lewd at all. It's okay, many of the women in the article are written very well, it is inevitable that people will be moved and add some sexual descriptions, this is nature."

Liu Changan took another sip of tea, glanced at the quiet and calm coffin, and continued, "The protagonist and his party came to a different world environment, and their actions fully reflected some political issues, because politics must be An impersonal behavior, so it also implies that collective behavior takes precedence over individual behavior. This is where politics is often disgusting, and the protagonist's actions are against political behavior, which is very popular with readers. One. The school of thought represented by the ancient Greek thinker Aristotle believes that politics is not just a variety of behaviors that people meet their own needs under the condition of scarce resources... It is reflected when the protagonist and his party seize and distribute magic weapons In light of this, politics involves more complicated issues, which are reflected in this story, who should have a greater say, who should be the leader, to what extent should his power be, what kind of restrictions should be placed on it, and the small How is the power of the chief justified when the interests of groups or individuals conflict?

"I'm telling you about the book "Shading the Sky" not to make you feel how interesting the story is, and how the protagonist's ability to upgrade and fight monsters will be improved, but to talk about political science. Of course, the author of this book is not for political science. Writing stories, I distill these points because modern political issues are more common and ubiquitous, and people’s contempt for authority is an unprecedented era, which will have a strong impact on your thinking. The image of a collapsed view... I have seen many books talk about time travel, but in fact, they have not noticed the impact on the physical and psychological state caused by the impact of the three views."

"I am a modern person, you are an ancient person, you have to remember this." Liu Changan paused for a while, "Do you know how to use the sanitary napkin I gave you? Can you use it?"

Liu Changan can be sure that when her body has been stagnant for the past 2000 years, she will not have menstruation, otherwise this coffin would not be filled with a coffin of blood?

It's a bit disgusting, but Liu Changan has been engaged in scientific research for many years, so he can naturally accept the picture he imagined, it's ordinary.

Shangguan Dandan did not answer his question.

"Normally, that pack of sanitary napkins is only a month's supply, do you want more?" Liu Changan changed the question.

"want."

Finally there was a voice, the voice was very small and a little hasty, as if he was worried that he would not ask this question any more.

Liu Changan laughed twice and nodded, "Okay, Aunt Xie's canteen should be closed, I'll buy it for you tomorrow. This Aunt Xie is the owner of the canteen, someone you need to know in the future, because it's delicious like you. A girl with a broken mouth, the owner of the canteen is the most enviable existence, she has all kinds of delicious food, such as ice cream, spicy sticks, planetary cups and so on."

Shangguan Dandan did not refute Liu Changan's evaluation of "delicious but mouth-watering", she has fallen into his hands again, what else can't bear it?
What are Kelatiao and Star Cup?
"When it comes to sanitary napkins, we have to talk about mobile phones, because these are two indispensable basic living materials for modern humans. Although sanitary napkins are for women, they also affect the daily life of men, not to mention military training and some cases. It can also be used.” Liu Changan was about to talk about the wide range of uses of sanitary napkins, but felt that it seemed too far-fetched, “The point is the mobile phone, do you know what a mobile phone is? You can still see the other party during the call, you can also buy clothes and food on the mobile phone, and you can communicate with countless people. Liu Che had a mobile phone at the time, do you know how much influence it can have? Of course, the most important function of the mobile phone is For entertainment, a mobile phone that can’t play games, read novels or watch movies will make people feel out of modern society, and they should go to square dancing.”

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone, and regardless of whether Shangguan Dandan could see it, he demonstrated the various functions, and then patted the coffin, "Do you feel like an uneducated stupid monkey? Do you want to play with your mobile phone?" Ah, come out if you want to play."

"You...you...Nizi! If I were a monkey, you would be a little monkey!"

Apparently, Shangguan Dandan, who was very patient, was pissed off by Liu Changan, but she still didn't jump out of the coffin.

"Hey, I've said it all. I'm a teacher for a day and a father for life. Our generations have been evened out. The little girl is from every family, why pretend to be an adult."

Shangguan Dandan didn't agree with his statement that "one day is a teacher and life is a father", and he stopped answering his questions.

Liu Changan felt that he had gained something today. She made a few more calls, and it was impossible for her not to want to play with her mobile phone. If those gods and ghosts in myths and legends suddenly came to him, they would all be very interested in the mobile phone. Wouldn't a little girl like Shangguan Dandan be interested in the magic weapon?

"I can't give you this mobile phone, because she was given by my girlfriend. I'll buy a cheap mobile phone from the blue and green factory tomorrow for you to use." Liu Changan shook the mobile phone on the coffin.

A burst of powerful suction was suddenly transmitted to Liu Changan's fingers through the mobile phone, Liu Changan quickly clenched it tightly, and the mobile phone was almost snatched away by this force that came from nowhere.

"It's a shame that you are still Shangguan Dandan, and you want someone else's things to be robbed? You should write an edict to make people pay tribute, just like when you wrote the edict to abolish the emperor." Liu Changan put the phone back in his pocket, really , the boss is not young and ignorant, he only knows how to grab what he wants, even Zhou Dongdong is more mature than her.

Liu Chang'an was sure that Shangguan Dandan was not trapped by the coffin, but that she was able to operate the coffin, and this coffin was in a sense more mysterious than his cell phone.

"I regret it, I won't give you the phone anymore, unless you exchange the coffin with me, I'll buy you a phone." Liu Changan thought about it carefully, and said to Shangguan Dandan with certainty, "Trust me, you You won’t regret it, it’s a good deal, the mobile phone is a magic weapon that can do almost anything, it’s much more fun than your broken coffin.”

Shangguan Dandan ignored Liu Changan.

It seemed that she was not as stupid as she imagined, and Liu Changan stopped telling Shangguan Dandan any more stories and went back to sleep.

The night is dark, and the leaves of the sycamore trees are swaying scattered.

The outer lights of Baolong Center are still like a staircase to heaven, extending round and round to the deepest part of the night.

Facing the direction of Baolong Center towards Juzhou, a hotel building with a slightly lower terrain but also looking bright and shining is one of the most luxurious hotels in Junsha before. The price of standard rooms is currently second only to geographical tourism The location is slightly inferior to the St. Regis Hotel.

In this hotel named Junsha Grand Hyatt, the river view rooms are very popular, especially on the night when there are fireworks in Juzhou, book a room where you can see the fireworks in Juzhou, and watch the people crowded by the river at your feet, while yourself But high above, overlooking the fireworks safely and contentedly, it seems to make people enjoy the life of a successful person, or feel romantic with a couple.

The third wife did not stay in the Baolong Center, but booked a room in this hotel. The room did not face the river view, but faced the urban area in the direction of the Baolong Center, and it happened to be able to place a telescope. , saw Liu Changan, armored vehicles and sycamore trees.

The third wife inserted her fingers into a copy of "The Book of Songs", pinched the book, and took her eyes off the eyepiece, making sure that Liu Changan had already walked out of the carriage tonight and went back to sleep.

"There are plums, but they are actually seven. I beseech you, a common man, and they are auspicious! If you have plums, they are actually three! Beg me, a common man, they are now! If you have plums, they are in a basket! Please, my common man, Call it that!"

A blond-haired girl took the "Book of Songs" from the third wife and read it.

Listen carefully to the voice. It is as round as a bead, but it is the same as the pronunciation of all artificial intelligence. No matter how standard and close to everyday human voice, it has a digital flavor.

Take a closer look at the blond girl, her eyes are dark and deep, but without agility and vitality, it is clearly just some kind of inorganic material.

Its movements are not much different from those of normal people, even more flexible, but the way those joints rotate obviously has no human taste.

It's a robot.

The third wife turned around and took the book back from the robot who recited the poem, her fingers still stuck in this page.

"The woman in this poem waits for her lover eagerly, because she hates the short life, but for you, why is it so urgent? This poem does not suit your mood." The machine girl calmly analyzed, for modern robots It is not difficult to draw such a conclusion based on the information of the target person, not to mention that it is not pure AI intelligence.

The third wife ignored it, just flipped through it, looked at it a few times, and flipped through it again.

"During the whole summer vacation, Ye Chenyu didn't leave the coffin again." The third wife put down the book and glanced at the target in the binoculars. During the summer vacation, a lighting company under Baojun Group donated a batch of lamps to improve county sand The nighttime lighting conditions of an old town, including the neighborhood where Liu Changan lives, of course, can make the telescope work better, but Liu Changan doesn't seem to notice this... It's not a big deal for that troublesome "Death's Hermitage" "Invasion.

"How can you be sure that Ye Chenyu must be in the coffin?" The machine girl suddenly turned her head several times in a hurry, tested her own functions, and while speaking, her voice seemed to be torn by the wind.

"intuition."

"Women's intuition is as inaccurate as their great aunts." The machine girl giggled, "This is a cold joke, showing that I don't have such a sense of superiority in such a low-level physiological condition."

"It seems that your data selection program is not well written. You found this information on Baidu, right? Who told you that a woman's aunt must be inaccurate? Or are you just a bad version of SIRI?"

"Don't compare me to a slut like Siri!"

"Please shut up and let your master speak to me directly!"

"She fell asleep. She used the neural response during sleep to control me to communicate with you, which is no different from normal situations." The machine girl took out a gold coin and tossed it back and forth in her hand.

The third wife can understand the meaning of this action. The robot is proving its similarity to the owner by imitating the actions her owner often does.

"Do you think Ye Chenyu has seen me?" The third wife sighed, she wouldn't really care about anything with a robot, a robot that searches for information on the Internet all day long, it's too normal for a robot to be self-righteous and have logic problems Yes, after all, its core algorithm is actually imitation in the final analysis, and there are many fools' words and deeds on the Internet that are affecting it.

"He didn't know you even when he saw you. Who told you to kill the real third wife, and to replace her, you even made your face look like the previous third wife." The machine girl said in a gleeful tone.

The third wife's expression changed, she turned around and grabbed the robot girl's neck, her expression was awe-inspiring: "Where did you hear that?"

"Let me go...cough, cough..." the machine girl imitated the pronunciation of human beings when the trachea was stimulated, "I don't need to hear it, I am a very smart girl, I am based on the data and human behavior and your current situation Physiological response, it can be judged that my analysis is correct."

"Then have you judged that I will break your neck?"

"No……"

It was too late, the third wife pulled out the head of the robot girl, and the skin-like material at the damaged site exposed dense circuits and components.

But this is meaningless, the data of this thing will be transmitted and saved, the third wife clapped her hands, and she didn't really care. This kind of conspiracy theory has a market even in Taiwan, but they think that the third wife planned the three The young master's death is nothing more than that.

The robot girl struggled to get up from the ground, picked up her own head, and then sent a recovery command, then sat on the ground motionless.

　I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable today, and it will explode tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)